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Good lord!
Thank goodness watching it once is enough
You have my balls in an uproar
Could you tell me what the *** you want?
You don't wanna watch that again?
That's not gonna happen!
What do you wanna watch it again for?
If you know that it brings out the worse in me.
Well watch what I do
Alarm voice: Hmmm, download complete, download complete
What's going on?
Like you don't know
Like you don't know what?
Well...What's going on!
But, what's going on?
Well, that you took my laptop
But you know that that option is not viable in the entirety of my conscience actions
You haven't taken it, have you?
Well no!
Ah no?
Come with me then
You see? My laptop is not in its place
What's its place?
Its place
Oh ok
Could you make me some tomato juice?
Well, let's see then, if you haven't taken it
then where's my laptop...
because I had downloaded the last episode of the last season of "The X Files"
where the whole truth is revealed, and now...
I don't know maybe a burglar came into the house
First, he made sure we were asleep
and then, when he saw there wasn't anything valuable
he took the laptop
Stupidities aside.
What if you're a sleepwalker and you took the laptop without knowing
and now you don't know where you've left it
A sleepwalker?
Well...
I'm afraid of heights
No, the people who walk in their sleep
But it's not night, it's day
I wanna know where my laptop is!!!
Maybe a UFO took it
A UFO
Yeah
it came it through there and...
And how do you suppose that a space ship came into the house?
No, not one of those UFOs, no
I mean one of those green and skinny ones,
with the large eyes that pop out...
You mean an alien
No, not an alien, a UFO!
Like in that movie, that in the end,
the UFO takes the bike and flies
with the moon in the background and a little boy in the basket
E.T.?
Yeah, a UFO like that one
Ok, let's see,
the UFO is the ship,
aliens are the ones inside
Well that one
My semantic capacity for things not of this earth is limited sometimes
You got confused
Even so,
I don't think this is about an alien
In the distance: Help Please!
A little of Betadine
***!
What's wrong?
He closed the laptop!
So?
Well maybe the episode didn't download completely
Dude!!
What?
I haven't seen it since I took it off my bed
There's something I don't get,
why would an alien want a laptop?
I think that...
Maybe he wanted to know the truth too
Maybe it wasn't an alien
Think about it
for them, the series has a totally different meaning
I mean that...
For them, "The X Files" is about two aliens:
Mulder and Scully
that investigate things about the real world
in other words, their world
What was out there,
was a man with his head open
You think so?
Sir,
would you mind telling us if you are an alien
Help!
Please!
a bandage!
A bit of oxygenated water
Call 911!
Please, at least, at least
a glass of water
Subtitles by C.L. & Abby