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I was bullied a lot at school. -Sorry, who are you? Can you leave.
-I was bullied for not wearing glasses.
Hey, what do you get you cross Potassium with Manganese?
-I don't know, what do you get if you cross potassium with Manganese.
-Potassium manangantate!
- (Laughs) Ah, yes, the purple salt.
(Both laugh)
-Oy! ***! It's green salt, you prat! -Yeah, mate.
-Please, guys, cummon. We're just doing chemistry, just leave us alone
-Shut up, you two-eyed ***. -Yeah, mate.
-I can't help it, my corneas are perfect!
-*** off back to the optician. Uhh!
-Yeah, mate.
-But I caa-aan't my eyesights good -So what if we have 20 20 vision? We can't help it, go away!
-Oi mate, if I see you 'round the optition, I'll shank you!
-Yeah, Mate
-It was a horrible time.
(Sniffs) You don- You don't mind if I spray do you? I- I just like to be clean. I know it's weird.
...Sorry.
-Look, mate. I'm trying to have a dump. Will you just *** off?
-I was bullied for my bodily aroma.
(Sprays)
Oh darn.
-Did you just spray deodorant?
-You clean ***! -Yeah, mate.
-When's the last time you showered?
-Well, it was, um, it was about an hour ago.
-Awww!
-Yeah, Mate!
-Another bad time was- -(Sighs) Mate, please. Please, just leave.
-You may not be able to tell, but I'm a heterosexual. And i got a lot of boo-boos when I came out as straight.
(Grunt) Look that female!
-I love the female gender! What do you think of ***?
-I like ***!
-Oy! Oy! Look at these straight lords.
-Yeah, look at the *** friends! -Yeah, mate!
-It's not a choice! I can't help it that I like girls.
-Oi ***-bashers, we don't want your type 'round here! -Yeah mate!
-So you find me attractive then do you?
-Well I- I I wouldn't say no.
-Aww, you sick ***!
-Leave us alone you... Homos!
-Yeah. Homosepians.
-Nah, mate.
-I better not see you round the straight club!
-Yeah! Otherwise me and my fifteen mates will have you!
- Yeah, I'm hetero-*** too.
Let's go get some ***.
-Yeahhh!!!
Yeah, mate!
Acceptance!
-Yeah, ***!