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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Dad: [ SIGHS ]
HUH?
HMM.
[ WHA-CLANK! WHA-PONG! WHA-PONG!
WHA-PONG! WHA-PONG! ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
HMM.
[ GLASS CLINKING ]
HMM.
[ CHAINSAW WHIRRING ]
HMM.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
[ GRUNTS ]
HMM.
[ BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH!
BASH! ]
MM!
[ TING! ]
HMM.
[ GRUNTING ]
AHH!
[ WHA-PANG! WHA-PANG! WHA-PANG!
WHA-PANG! ]
OWW!
[ YELLING ]
[ THUD! ]
[ SMASH ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> YOU'RE VERY LUCKY,
MR. WATTERSON.
IT APPEARS YOUR SKULL IS SO
THICK, YOU WERE ABLE TO SURVIVE
A HALF A TON OF TILES AND A
SATELLITE DISH FALLING ON YOUR
HEAD.
>> Mom: IS HE GOING TO BE OKAY,
DOCTOR?
>> APART FROM BEING LIVING PROOF
THAT WE'RE DOOMED AS A SPECIES,
HE'S FINE.
I JUST NEED A SIGNATURE FROM
WHOEVER'S RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM.
>> Mom: OH, THAT WOULD BE ME.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
THAT WOULD BE HIS MOTHER.
>> Mom: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
GRANNY JOJO. WHAT A PLEASURE.
>> I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME.
BUT IT SEEMS I HAVE NO OTHER
CHOICE BUT TO MOVE IN AND SORT
OUT YOUR FAMILY, WHICH YOU ARE
CLEARLY INCAPABLE OF TAKING CARE
OF.
>> Gumball: UH, DOCTOR?
WHAT'S THE CHEAPEST OBJECT IN
THIS ROOM?
>> PROBABLY THAT.
>> Mom: [ SEETHING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ METAL CREAKS ]
>> THAT WAS STILL WORTH ABOUT
$300.
>> Mom: [ SIGHS ]
>> Gumball: SO, GRANNY JOJO, WHY
ARE YOU STAYING WITH US?
>> BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO LOOK
AFTER YOUR SAFETY, KID.
>> Mom: I THINK THEY'RE
PERFECTLY SAFE WITH ME.
NOW, LOOK LEFT, THEN RIGHT,
BEFORE YOU CROSS THAT ROAD,
GUMBALL.
>> NO -- YOU LOOK RIGHT, THEN
LEFT.
THAT WAY, YOU SEE THE NEAREST
CAR FIRST.
>> Mom: BUT WHILE YOU'RE LOOKING
LEFT, SOMETHING MAY BE COMING
FROM THE OTHER DIRECTION.
LOOK RIGHT AGAIN, SWEETIE.
>> NO, LOOK LEFT!
>> Mom: LOOK RIGHT.
>> LEFT!
>> Mom: RIGHT!
>> LEFT!
>> Mom: RIGHT!
>> LEFT!
[ SQUISH! ]
NOW RUN.
IT'S BETTER TO CROSS THE ROAD AS
QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
>> Mom: NO!
YOU MIGHT TRIP AND FALL.
JUST WALK.
>> OH, DON'T WORRY, BILLY.
IT'S A REALLY GOOD HOSPIT--AAH!
>> Gumball: HUP!
[ CAMERA WHIRS ]
>> Darwin: DUDE, I THINK THE
BOARD IS SUPPOSED TO JUMP, AS
WELL.
>> SEE?
THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF
THING I WAS WORRIED ABOUT.
>> Mom: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TALL ENOUGH TO
LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
>> I DON'T NEED TO!
I KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THE WORLD
IS.
>> Mom: OH, COME ON.
HE'S WEARING ALL OF THE
PROTECTIVE GEAR.
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD
HAPPEN?
>> Gumball: [ GRUNTS, SHRIEKS ]
OHH, YOU STUPID --
[ ALL YELP ]
>> Mom: OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE
RIGHT -- I'M A TERRIBLE MOTHER.
[ CLICKING ]
>> FOLLOW ME.
CORNER PADDINGS.
SOCKET COVERS. STAIR GUARD.
A GOOD MOTHER PREVENTS THE
INCIDENT BEFORE IT HAPPENS.
>> Dad: [ HUMMING ]
AAH!
[ BOI-OI-OI-OI-OI-NG! ]
THE WORST PART IS THAT IT'S
WORKING.
>> Mom: I --
I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS A GOOD
MOTHER.
>> BUT YOU'RE NOT, ARE YOU?
>> Mom: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF
STRESS OR SOM--
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> Mom: BUT THEY'RE MY FAMILY!
THEY NEED ME!
>> THEY NEED ME MORE.
>> Mom: [ SIGHS ]
[ BEEPING, PUNCHING ]
>> EXCUSE ME, SWEETIE.
I FORGOT TO ASK YOUR MOM TO BUY
SOME MILK BEFORE SHE LEFT FOR
WORK.
DO YOU MIND RUNNING TO THE STORE
TO PICK SOME UP?
>> Gumball: SURE.
>> GOOD BOY.
NOW, YOU BE CAREFUL OUTSIDE.
>> Gumball: YEAH, RIGHT.
WHO KNOWS -- I MIGHT GET JUMPED
BY A GARDEN GNOME.
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
AAH!
[ CRUNCH, TIRES SQUEALING ]
[ YELLING ]
[ PANTING, YELPING ]
[ SHRIEKING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ PANTING ]
WHAT THE WHAT?
>> THIS LESSON SHOWED THAT
NOBODY IS SAFE THE MOMENT THEY
LEAVE THEIR HOUSE.
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS, GROANS ]
[ SPLAT! ]
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SWEETIE?
>> Darwin: JUST MAKING A
SANDWICH.
>> WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO
DO IT SAFELY.
[ CLINK, THUMP ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
A-A-AND THAT LESSON SHOWED THAT
NOBODY IS SAFE WHEN THERE'S A
KNIFE AROUND.
SO GET OUT OF HERE.
>> Darwin: [ BAWLING ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
>> UNH! HOLD ON, SWEETIE.
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
>> Anais: UGH.
[ BLAM! ]
[ PANTING ]
[ EARS RINGING ]
>> [ Muffled ] AND THIS LESSON
SHOWS THAT NOBODY IS SAFE AROUND
WINDOWS.
[ RINGING STOPS ]
>> Anais: [ PANTING ]
>> Dad: [ HUMMING ]
[ GASPS SOFTLY ]
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T
PLAY WITH TOOLS!
OH.
LOOKS LIKE MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
[ ALL CHOMPING ]
>> Darwin: WHY ARE WE...EATING
LIKE THIS?
>> Gumball: BECAUSE IT'S THE
ONLY THING...I'M NOT TERRIFIED
OF DOING.
>> Anais: I DON'T THINK IT'S
VERY GOOD...TO STOP USING OUR
BRAINS LIKE THIS.
I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING...
DUMBER-RER.
>> YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY
ABOUT ANYMORE.
ALL YOU'LL EVER NEED IS RIGHT
HERE.
[ ALL SIGH ]
[ ALL CONTINUE CHOMPING ]
[ CLICKING ]
>> Gumball: HUH?
[ RAPID CLICKING ]
HMM.
[ WHA-PONG! WHA-PONG! ]
[ WHA-PONG! ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> All: HMM.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
>> Mom: WHAT THE...
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM?!
THEY'VE ALL TURNED INTO RICHARD!
>> WELL, AT LEAST THEY'RE SAFE.
>> Mom: [ GASPS ]
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR PARENTING
THAT RICHARD HAD THAT ACCIDENT.
WAIT.
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR PARENTING
THAT HE HAS NO COMMON SENSE
WHATSOEVER!
YOU PROTECTED HIM HIS ENTIRE
LIFE, NEVER LETTING HIM THINK
FOR HIMSELF, AND NOW HE CAN
HARDLY THINK AT ALL!
[ STATIC ]
[ Muffled ] RICHARD.
RICHARD!
[ Clearly ] RICHARD!!
>> Dad: AAH!
>> Mom: TAKE THE KIDS AND GO BUY
SOME MILK.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING?!
>> Mom: I'M TRYING TO REVIVE
THEIR BRAINS.
[ THUNK! SMACK! SMACK! THOINK! ]
>> Gumball: UH, DOES ANYONE
REMEMBER HOW TO OPEN A DOOR?
>> Darwin: YEAH.
I THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TURN
THAT.
[ ALL GRUNT ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
>> All: HUH?
>> IF YOU THINK I'M LETTING YOU
SEND THEM OUT INTO DANGER, YOU
GOT ANOTHER THINK COMING!
>> Mom: WELL, IF YOU THINK I'M
GONNA LET YOU MESS WITH MY
FAMILY ANY MORE, YOU'VE GOT THIS
CHAIR COMING!
[ GRUNTS ]
WHAT THE...
>> GOOD LUCK TRYING TO STOP ME,
NICOLE -- I'VE SAFE-PROOFED THIS
WHOLE HOUSE.
EVERYTHING BREAKABLE IS NOW
PLASTIC.
EVERYTHING ELSE IS RUBBER.
[ PAPER RIPS ]
APART FROM THAT, WHICH WAS
PAPER.
A GOOD MOTHER PREVENTS ACCIDENTS
BEFORE THEY HAPPEN.
>> Mom: I AM A GOOD MOTHER!!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ SLAPPING ]
SAY IT!
>> NO!
>> Mom: SAY IT!
>> NO!
>> Mom: SAY I'M A GOOD MOTHER!
[ SQUEEEAK! ]
[ POP! BOING! CLANG! ]
>> Anais: HMM.
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> NO!!
YOU'VE SENT THEM TO A HIGHWAY OF
ETERNAL DOOM IN A CHARIOT OF
PAIN AND DESPAIR!
MY BABIES!
MY BABIE-E-E-E-E-S!!
>> Mom: OH, PLEASE.
RICHARD IS PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF
DRIVING TO THE STORE.
[ CAR HORNS HONKING ]
[ SIREN CHIRPS ]
[ CRASHING CONTINUES ]
>> Mom: I'LL GET THE CAR.
>> Anais: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Gumball: DAD, YOU NEED TO
STOP THE CAR!
>> Dad: I CAN'T!
I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO DRIVE!
>> Anais: HMM.
YOU'RE CLEARLY DOING SOMETHING
WRONG.
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT!
>> All: HMM.
>> Gumball: OOH! OH! I GOT IT!
YOU FORGOT YOUR SEATBELT!
[ ALL CHATTERING IN AGREEMENT ]
[ ALL SIGH ]
[ ALL SHRIEK ]
[ CAR HORN HONKS ]
>> STOP THE CAR!
>> Dad: I DON'T KNOW HOW!
>> WELL, START BY LOOKING THE
RIGHT WAY!
>> Mom: DON'T GIVE THEM THE
ANSWERS!
THEY NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT BY
THEMSELVES.
JUST USE YOUR COMMON SENSE,
HONEY!
IT'S OKAY TO MAKE MISTAKES!
>> Dad: OKAY.
I NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE.
HOW DO YOU STOP A CAR?
>> Darwin: WELL, IT DEPENDS.
ARE WE MOVING FORWARD, OR IS THE
WORLD MOVING BACKWARDS?
>> Anais: WHATEVER IT IS, THE
ANSWER MUST BE IN THIS CAR!
>> All: LET'S PUSH ALL THE
BUTTONS!
[ ALARM BLARING, HORN HONKING ]
>> Gumball: UH, WHAT DO WE DO
NOW?
>> Dad: I THINK THE RIGHT THING
TO DO IS FLAIL OUR ARMS AND
SCREAM IN PANIC.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Mom: UH, OKAY.
THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MISTAKE.
WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM THAT?
>> NICOLE, I HAVE TO PUT AN END
TO THIS RIGHT NOW.
[ WHIP! ]
>> Mom: [ Slow-Mo ] NO!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> YOUR FAMILY IS IN DANGER, AND
YOU --
[ MURMURING ]
>> Mom: MY FAMILY IS FINE.
THEY JUST NEED THE RIGHT
INCENTIVE.
>> Dad: NO! DON'T LEAVE US!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Gumball: WE'VE GOT TO STOP
THE CAR!
>> Anais: BUT HOW?!
>> Darwin: HAVE YOU TRIED SAYING
PLEASE?
>> Gumball: DON'T BE SILLY.
JUST DO AS I DO.
[ SCREECHING ]
[ SIZZLING ]
[ ALL YELPING ]
[ ALL SIGH ]
>> All: AAH!
GET OUT OF THE ROAD!
>> Mom: NO!
YOU CAN DO IT, HONEY!
>> ARE YOU CRAZY?!
>> Mom: COME ON, GUYS!
I BELIEVE IN YOU.
REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU'VE
LEARNED!
[ Echoing, slowing ] LEARNED,
LEARNED, LEARNED, LEARNED,
LEARNED.
[ BEEPING, ZAPPING ]
[ TAPE REWINDS ]
>> Darwin: UHP, UHP, UHP!
[ TING! ]
AHH.
>> Mom: REMEMBER.
>> Gumball: [ STRAINING ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ TING! ]
>> Mom: REMEMBER.
[ CRASH ]
>> Gumball: [ GROANS ]
>> Anais: HA-HA!
>> Mom: REMEMBER.
>> Dad: [ WHISTLING ]
>> All: [ Slow-Mo ] THE BRAKE!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ ALL SIGH, LAUGH NERVOUSLY ]
>> [ EXHALES ]
NICOLE, I -- I --
I'M SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU.
YOU ARE A GOOD MOTHER.
>> Mom: IT'S OKAY TO MAKE
MISTAKES IF YOU LEARN FROM THEM,
GRANNY JOJO.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I JUST
HAVE TO PASS OUT AS WELL.
[ TONK! SQUILCH! ]
[ WIND WHISTLES ]
>> BROTHERS, WE'VE MUTATED MANY
TIMES OVER FOR THIS MOMENT.
BUT NOW WE ARE READY.
TODAY, WE TAKE THIS BODY.
TOMORROW, THE REST OF THE WORLD!
[ ALL SHOUT ]
NONE WILL BE SAFE FROM OUR
INFECTION!
OUR GLORY WILL BE GREATER THAN
THE POX, THE PLAGUE, AND MAN FLU
COMBINED!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> FOLLOW ME!
TO THE NOSTRIL!
[ BATTLE CRY ]
[ WHOOSHING ]
HUH?
>> Gumball: [ STRAINING ]
GET OFF!
WHY DON'T YOU GO CLEAN YOUR OWN
HAND, YOU CLEAN FREAK?!
>> WASH IT NOW, YOU DISGUSTING
BIOHAZARD!
>> Gumball: MAN, FOR A PAPER
GIRL, SHE'S SURPRISINGLY STRONG.
>> Darwin: I THINK IT'S MORE
LIKE YOU'RE SURPRISINGLY WEAK.
>> Gumball: I DON'T WANT TO WASH
IT!
>> WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
>> Darwin: HE GOT A HIGH-FIVE
FROM PENNY 3 MONTHS AGO AND
REFUSED TO WASH IT SINCE.
>> DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T
SHOWERED IN 90 DAYS.
>> Gumball: OF COURSE I'VE
SHOWERED -- I'M NOT AN ART
STUDENT.
I JUST WRAP MY HAND IN SWIMMING
TRUNKS TO KEEP IT DRY.
>> Darwin: ASK HIM HOW OFTEN HE
WASHES THOSE.
>> Gumball: YOU DON'T WASH
SWIMMING TRUNKS -- THEY CLEAN
THEMSELVES WHEN YOU SWIM.
RIGHT?
>> EWW!
WHEN PENNY HEARS THAT, SHE'LL BE
SO HORRIFIED THAT HER ANTLERS
WILL TURN WHITE.
>> Gumball: PLEASE DON'T TELL
HER!
W-WHAT IF I JUST CUT IT OFF AND
KEEP IT IN A MEMORY BOX?
>> JUST WASH IT!
>> Gumball: NO!
[ QUIET, HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING,
GURGLING ]
>> Darwin: DID YOU HEAR THAT?
>> Gumball: WHAT?
>> Darwin: KIND OF SOUNDED LIKE
A CHOIR OF GNOMES GOING DOWN A
WATER SLIDE.
>> Gumball: WHAT, LIKE
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM, GURGLING]
>> Darwin: YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> Gumball: NAH. DIDN'T HEAR IT.
[ WATER DRAINING ]
>> I WILL FIND YOU.
AND WHEN I DO, I SWEAR ON MY
FALLEN COMRADES, I WILL INFECT
YOU, AND I WILL DESTROY YOU.
AND THEN I WILL TAKE OVER YOUR
FAMILY, YOUR FRIENDS, AND I
WON'T STOP UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT
ALIVE ON THE SURFACE OF THE
EARTH!
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
[ Quiet, high-pitched ] DO YOU
HEAR ME?!
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
[ BEEPING ]
[ KEYBOARDS CLACKING ]
[ BEEPING STOPS ]
>> Gumball: [ Mockingly ] YOU
MAY WANT TO CLEAN UP THE ALIEN
SLIME ON YOUR LASER GUN.
YOU COULD GET SICK FROM THAT.
>> Darwin: [ Mockingly ] I
ALWAYS CARRY MY INTERGALACTIC
ANTIBACTERIAL GEL IN CASE I NEED
TO INTERFERE WITH PEOPLE'S
LIVES!
[ BOTH SNICKERING ]
>> I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW.
>> Both: [ SHRIEK ]
SORRY.
>> Gumball: HEY, I JUST PICKED
UP THE PROTON BAZOOKA!
>> IF YOU THINK GERMS ARE SO
FUNNY, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD
LOOK AT THIS!
>> Gumball: OH, MY GOSH!
WHAT IS THAT?
>> THAT'S MY MOM.
THIS IS HER WEBSITE.
SHE'S A DOCTOR.
>> Both: OH.
>> Gumball: OH, MY GOSH.
WHAT IS THAT?!
>> THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS TO A
FINGER IF YOU DON'T DISINFECT A
CUT.
>> Darwin: IT LOOKS LIKE A
PURPLE FOOT COVERED IN MAYO.
>> AND THAT ONLY CAME FROM A
PAPER CUT.
>> Darwin: GIVE ME THAT!!
[ HYPERVENTILATING ]
AAH! CAN YOU DO MY BACK?
>> Gumball: "OH, NO -- THE EVIL
GERMS ARE OUT TO GET US."
THE GERMS ARE FINE, MAN.
THEY'RE PART OF LIFE.
THAT'S MOTHER NATURE TRYING TO
MAKE YOU STRONGER.
>> OH, REALLY?
YOU DO KNOW THAT THE KEYBOARD
YOU JUST USED HAS MORE GERMS ON
IT THAN A TOILET SEAT?
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ]
[ KEYS SCRAPING ]
[ CLANKING ]
>> YES! MY CHANCE FOR REVENGE!
[ SQUELCHING, SNARLING ]
HUH?
STAY BACK, BACTERIA! HE'S MINE!
>> COME ON, VIRUS.
THERE'S PLENTY TO SHARE.
>> I SAID GET BACK!
>> AAH! RIGHT IN THE FLAGELLUM!
>> RIGHT IN THE RIBOSOME!
>> DUDE, NOT THE CYTOPLASM!
>> IT HURTS ME, TOO, YOU KNOW.
>> HEY! I SAID GET BACK!
[ SQUEAKING, SQUELCHING ]
[ YELLS ]
[ BOOM ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HUH?
N-O-O-O!!
>> Gumball: NEARLY THERE.
JUST FOCUSING, AND...
YEP. YOU'RE RIGHT.
THERE'S DEFINITELY NO HAIR ON
YOUR BUTT.
I DON'T THINK YOU'LL EVER GROW A
BEARD, MAN.
>> Darwin: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> YOU DO KNOW THERE ARE MORE
GERMS ON A PAIR OF BUTTOCKS THAN
A TOILET SEAT, RIGHT?
>> Gumball: I DON'T CARE.
I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO
NEVER GETS SICK ANYWAY.
>> WHAT A LIAR.
>> Gumball: NO, I JUST TELL MY
BODY NOT TO GET SICK.
>> OH, REALLY?
AND HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
>> Gumball: THE POWER OF THE
MIND OVER THE FLESH.
I CAN CONTROL ANY PART OF MY
BODY -- WATCH.
[ SQUELCHING ]
[ FLAPPING ]
[ SQUELCHING CONTINUES ]
>> Gumball: YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?
>> UH, YEAH. SURE.
>> Gumball: GOOD, 'CAUSE NOW
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE ME TO
THE INFIRMARY.
>> WELL, YOUR HEART'S IN YOUR
STOMACH, AND YOU'LL BE BREATHING
OUT OF YOUR ARM FOR A WHILE.
BUT APART FROM THAT, YOU'RE
HUNKY-DORY.
>> Gumball: OWW!
[ CRACKING ]
[ BOTH SIGH ]
>> WHAT?!
WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR
DIPLOMA -- THE ROYAL COLLEGE OF
DUCKS?!
'CAUSE YOU'RE A CERTIFIED QUACK!
YOU HAVEN'T RUN A BLOOD TEST,
TAKEN A TEMPERATURE, OR EVEN AN
X-RAY!
>> HE'S FINE.
HE JUST NEEDS TO WALK IT OFF.
>> I'M TALKING ABOUT ME!!
I'VE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THESE
GERM BAGS ALL DAY!
I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING ILL.
>> HMM.
LIKE MONDAY, WHEN YOU THOUGHT
THE FOAM IN YOUR MOUTH WAS
RABIES, ONLY TO DISCOVER IT WAS
TOOTHPASTE?
OR TUESDAY, WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU
BROKE YOUR LEG, EVEN THOUGH YOU
DON'T HAVE ANY BONES?
OR YESTERDAY, WHEN YOU THOUGHT
YOU'D GONE DEAF BECAUSE NOBODY
HAD SPOKEN TO YOU FOR
FIVE MINUTES?!
>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ SIGHS ]
>> Gumball: YOU KNOW, I THINK
I'VE ACTUALLY FOUND A DISEASE
YOU SUFFER FROM --
ATTENTION-SEEKING-ITIS.
[ GASPS ]
DR. DARWIN, IS THERE A CURE?
>> Darwin: YES. GETTING A LIFE.
[ BOTH SNICKER ]
>> Gumball: OWW!
>> I JUST NEEDED A HAIR SAMPLE.
[ CLICKING ]
[ GASPS ]
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ]
LET ME GUESS -- YOU FOUND A
DEADLY VIRUS PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN
TO SCIENCE, AND IT'S COMING
AFTER US.
>> YES, EXACTLY!
>> Gumball: OH, NO!
WHAT SHALL WE DO, DR. DARWIN?
>> Darwin: I RECOMMEND A
HIGH-DOSE TREATMENT OF SARCASTIC
LOOKS.
>> Both: HMM.
>> COULD YOU AT LEAST LOOK AT
IT?
[ SNIFFLES ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER.
WHAT THE PUCKS?!
[ HIGH-PITCHED CHATTERING ]
DUDE, SHE'S RIGHT.
THERE'S A VIRUS.
AND HE'S MAKING RUDE GESTURES AT
ME WITH HIS LITTLE TENTACLES!
>> Darwin: WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WHEN A VIRUS GROWS WINGS?
>> LET ME LOOK.
[ GASPS ]
IT'S MUTATED AND GONE AIRBORNE!
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ WHIMPERING MUFFLES ]
>> Darwin: GIVE ME THAT!!
[ PENCIL SCRATCHING ]
>> [ MUFFLED, INDISTINCT
SPEAKING ]
>> Gumball: HOLD ON.
>> [ High-pitched ] WE NEED TO
HIDE IN A STERILIZED
ENVIRONMENT.
>> Gumball: [ Echoing ] Which
virus do you think it is?
>> Darwin: LET'S READ THE
SYMPTOMS.
>> OH, WHAT'S THE POINT?
WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHICH VIRUS IT
IS IF IT'S ALWAYS MUTATING.
THEY'RE THE WORST.
THEY ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO GET
YOU.
>> Darwin: THEN WE NEED TO FIGHT
FIRE WITH FIRE!
[ STRAINING ]
>> Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Darwin: TRYING TO MUTATE!
AAH!
[ BEEP ]
>> Gumball: AN E-MAIL FOR FREE
ONLINE MEDICATION WITHOUT
PRESCRIPTION!
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
>> VIRUS DETECTED.
INITIATING VIRUS PROTECTION
PROTOCO--
>> Gumball: HMM.
MAYBE IT'S JUST REBOOTING.
[ ROAR ]
[ YELPS ]
DID YOU SEE THAT?
>> [ ROARING ]
>> Gumball: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
HELP OVER HERE!
>> Darwin: TRY TO TURN IT OFF
AND ON!
>> [ CONTINUES ROARING ]
[ SNARLING ]
[ SPITS ]
>> Gumball: [ YELPING ]
AAH! DARWIN! UNPLUG IT!
[ GROWL ]
>> Darwin: [ WHIMPERS ]
[ SHRIEKS ]
[ WATER SPLASHES ]
[ ZAPPING, BUZZING ]
AAH!
I TOLD YOU PCs WERE UNRELIABLE.
[ STATIC ]
>> YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD ESCAPED
ME, BUT YOU THOUGHT WRONG!
I AM A WARRIOR WHO CAN NEVER BE
DEFEATED!
I HAVE MUTATED, AND NOW I'M
GONNA TAKE --
>> Gumball: Let's get out of
here while he's still talking.
HUH?
GET DOWN! IT'S A FAULTY CHANGER!
>> Darwin: HOW DID HE GET INTO
THE STEREO?!
>> HE'S MUTATED AND INFECTED THE
ENTIRE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM.
[ WHIRRING ]
>> Gumball: EVERY ELECTRICAL
DEVICE IN THIS HOUSE IS COMING
AFTER US!
IT'LL BE SAFER TO --
[ YELPING ]
[ BUZZING ]
OH, MAN! NOT THE EYEBROWS!
>> HOW EXACTLY DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
THAT -- ANGRY, SURPRISED, UPSET?
I CAN'T TELL.
>> Gumball: [ GRUNTS ]
[ POP! ]
>> OH.
>> Darwin: ON MY COMMAND!
3, 2, 1, GO!
[ MUSIC SKIPPING ]
[ ALL PANTING ]
>> HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WOULD
HAPPEN?
>> Darwin: MY MIX TAPE IS ALL
SCRATCHED UP.
IT ALWAYS JAMS.
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Gumball: THE WAFFLE IRON!
OH, MY GOSH! YOUR LEG!
IS IT BURNING?
>> Darwin: NAH, I OVERREACTED.
IT'S WARMING UP REALLY SLOWLY.
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Gumball: BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM US?!
>> I WANT MY VENGEANCE!
YOU WASHED AWAY MY ARMY, AND
NOW YOU SHALL PAY!
>> Gumball: TOLD YOU I SHOULDN'T
HAVE WASHED MY HANDS.
WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DESTROY
US WITH PASTRIES!
>> [ Deep voice ] THE PASTRIES
WERE JUST A DECOY, MY FRIEND.
[ BEEPING, ZAPPING ]
[ ZAP! ]
[ ALL SCREAMING, PANTING ]
[ WHIRRING ]
>> Gumball: Shh.
WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
[ ALL SCREAM ]
AAH!
TERI? ARE YOU OKAY?
SHE'S NOT ANSWERING.
>> Darwin: I THINK IT'S FOR THE
BEST, 'CAUSE IF SHE TRIED TO
TALK, SHE'D SOUND LIKE
[GURGLING]
>> Gumball: [ CRYING ]
I'M SO SORRY, TERI.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE FUN OF
YOU.
>> Darwin: AT LEAST SHE DOESN'T
NEED TO WORRY ABOUT GERMS
ANYMORE.
>> WATCH OUT!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
NO! BEHIND YOU!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Gumball: [ PANTING ]
OH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
WE SHOULD BE SAFE OUT HERE.
THERE'S NO ELECTRICAL STUFF.
[ WHEELS CREAKING ]
[ CLUNK ]
[ ZAPPING ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> SYSTEM ONLINE.
>> [ CACKLES ]
>> Gumball: AW, MAN!
HE'S MUTATED AGAIN!
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> [ GASPS ]
[ ENGINES REV ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Gumball: I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
I THOUGHT HE'D AT LEAST SLOW
DOWN AT THE STOP SIGN.
[ ALL SCREAM ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> QUICK! DOWN THE ALLEY!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ENGINES REVVING, TIRES
SCREECHING ]
>> Gumball: HEY, VIRUS!
WHERE'S THE HONOR IN THIS?!
FIVE CARS AGAINST THREE KIDS?!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WARRIOR,
NOT A COWARD!
>> WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COWARD?
I DON'T NEED AN ARMY TO TAKE
YOU DOWN!
>> Gumball: THEN COME OUT AND
FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!
>> YOU'RE ON!
[ ENGINES SHUT OFF ]
I HOPE YOUR BODY IS READY,
BECAUSE I'M GONNA TURN IT INTO A
CESSPIT PIT OF PAIN.
NOT JUST REGULAR PAIN.
IT WILL BE A SEVEN-COURSE
BANQUET OF PAIN!
THERE WILL BE A STARTER OF
SUFFERING, A FISH COURSE OF
TORMENT, AN EXCRUCIATING
DESSERT, AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK
YOU'RE FULL, YOU'LL BE SERVED A
COFFEE AND BISCOTTI OF MISERY!!
[ SQUISH ]