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Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron. (in angry British accent) And I don't like Spam!
And most people don't like spam in their inbox, but what if it's in my microwave?
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern. That's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jon: What did you just...?
Jory: The nuts!
Jon: Oh!
We also have these masks!
We've got these fans, to circulate the air, and we've got Spam, and I don't like Spam! But I DO like my GE turntable microwave oven, Lacey! She just makes me spin in circles!
Jory: (in silly voice) Crazy tasty!
I wonder how long I should put it in there for? Spam- Sp... Sp...
Jon: Spam! Hit the "Spam" button on the microwave! Spam- it's a vegetable! "5"- vegetables! Oh, [beep]!
Jory: It's almost like a potato.
Jon: Yeah, let's do a potato!
Meat and potatoes? Spam's in there! Meat, Spam, potatoes!
Jory: I've never had Spam before, but I actually kinda wanna try Spam now.
Jon: I wouldn't try the one that comes out of Lacey!
I'm not gonna try THIS, though!
Jon: I understand your reservations. There's been a lotta stuff inside Lacey, not the least of which have been poisonous! (in silly voice) Spam!
Jon: What will be the outcome? Find out right after this!
Jon: Welcome back! Jory Caron has gone into the laboratory to add more time.
Jory: That's four more minutes.
Jory: You guys have my permission to spam the HELL outta this comment section! I want SO much spam!
I wanna know hear about how I can get my *** bigger, how I can add a few inches, check out your sexy MySpace page. I want spam everywhere, 'cause it certainly didn't go everywhere in there!
Jon: Spam this thread! Your comments will not be blocked!
Jon: Alright, Jory, release the Spam! Spam-burger: brought to you by Spam, only on Lacey!
Jory: It's a little warm.
Jon: You could probably eat it now. Either that, or when you open it, it's gonna explode into your face!
Jory: No pressure, just Spam!
Does Muggsy want anything to eat? It kinda smells like Muggsy's food.
Jon: Smells like dog food!
Jon: Did you just taste that?! Ew! That's been inside Lacey, dude!
Jory: Yeah, but it was inside the can!
Jon: How is it?
It's not bad. It tastes like ham.
Jon: You are the bravest human being on the face of the planet!
Jory: It tastes like ham, dude!
Jon: You just licked Spam that came out of THIS microwave!
You may still be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave Spam? Yes, it did get a little warm, but it didn't really get THAT warm.
Jory: I mean, I'm guessing to actually get it serving-warm, you'd have to put it in there for, like, an hour.
Jon: And who has that kind of time?!
Jory: And that's just a waste of money! So, I'm gonna go ahead and say that's a bad idea.
Jon: Ah! Bad idea!
Jory: See how I faked you out there?
Jon: I did!
Because nobody likes Spam! And that's it for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
*end credits play*
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