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now we're gonna play a Strider for the Nintendo I got my good friend goblin 215
here that's a two B's. What's up
how do you how do we how do we know each other oh
man that's from freaking I think fifth grade
man it's great remember you beat Castlevania before I did and I
I couldn't get past the Grim Reaper but I think I lied and said I beat it to
whatever I didn't know that I never told you I was lying if I did not beat it? I didn't beat it until years later
was hard though oh yeah oh he was it was *** for
like a kid or whatever but you did it so yeah I can't do it anymore the though my
feels have gone to complete dog crap man no geez well I heard you I didn't watch
your play of this game I know you did it on YouTube I think yes well I do I do um
when I stream it goes to YouTube in and twitch at the same time
oh I got you okay yo yeah you do one of those things I'm at which I'm a twitch
partner so I don't think I'm allowed to do that kind of ***
Well Im not so.....
Well *** them then!
I get to do those type of things.
so Strider was in arcade game I used to love the *** out of it you know and
then they made this NES game and you know maybe I don't love that so much
well you know you lent me the game and you were a big fan of Strider at the
time for the nes. were not talking about the genesis one that's the good one yeah this one they made
strider 2 for the genesis which is a lot like this by the way oh really I
didn't know that yeah it's it's like some company called us gold made it or
some *** I know it's weird oh, capcom didn't make it?
is like in this game anyway like the Striders I guess they're like bounty
hunters or some *** and then we have to kill our friend Kane and like we're just
super run prevent I can't do that *** that *** so yeah there is also a
PlayStation so there's a PlayStation version of it too which is like a port
of the arcade and they had strider too but they mixed up the printing so like
there's two separate discs but one games on the other discs and vice-versa and
when I got when I got it I was like oh this is gonna be like worth some money
or something cuz it's like a *** you know that I got the one copy of but now
like wow everybody alright good I did yeah it wasn't too bad this game
man I was playing this the other day and oh my god it's so jerky wait wait to
display just play I haven't played it in years I was watching the speedrunner
authorblues I'm actually I'm like he talked to him once and he's like a
friend of a friend but he actually he can do the game I think in 3 minutes and
44 seconds oh wow yeah I can't do but like yeah I remember this terrible
whatever I've already taken like eight I've already lost 8 HP on this yeah bad
this is this game I had so many difficulties with the jumping and the
collision is so off oh my god alright there we go I got a capsule now so I'm
better I guess I don't know what exactly he did but
there's like a trip or you can get into the wall and then you'll fall through
the floor and you skip like most of the level oh and then you know jung-shik
this is garbage - I can't figure out like why they won't let me jump over
these spikes because you're supposed to go on the from you have to go on the top
yeah that's what you're supposed to go through
I feel like I'm not supposed to be doing this
crap this game oh you gotta go back and get that disc disc oh no wait I totally
missed that oh there it is there it is yeah there's file number one of course
absolutely this is like the far *** future and
they have those old *** like *** discs back then I mean I guess that was
really high tech for I still remember when I was a kid they had those like
three and a half inch one I don't know Strider I don't know about that
if anybody I got I saw this question in chat but if you're wondering what his
weapon is which is very clear from the graphic he has a sword called the cypher
right thing alright whatever so he's he's a lot he's a lot better in Marvel
vs. Capcom you see how that jumping just went yeah I don't that's how it like
it's the jumping is so weird in this game I cannot figure it out physics are
all *** up yeah the collision in the physics are terrible see I did the same
thing on my stream I'm like what the ***
alright I remember that so they did a thing where if you run down an incline
you jump a little farther I think that's yeah yeah that's what it
is yes like run and then jump for two Khan is saying
Capcom recently tied Strider into street fighter with Zaku
Striders who Todd guy from final fight I don't know about all that so that's a
little too much in the cannon I guess wait am I going the right way now I
don't think so either I feel like though when I went to go
stream this I thought this game was like a straight platformer like go you know
in one direction and the farther I going oh my god this thing is like you have to
go back and forth oh wait what the hell is this guy this is a garbage
metroidvania what exactly that's what it is that's exactly what it is this is
like *** Bionic Commando here yeah oh wait there we go there's file numbers
ooh it's like a combination of Bionic Commando and Metroid but just done wrong
yeah well natural vanakkam and oh you had the arm and that like oh okay
I remember this this you had to get some item that lets you walk up walls here
yeah yeah I found that out later on oh but when I start walking on the wall
the crowd this is pretty ahead of its time there are some aspects I'm like wow
like the the idea was there but the execution was just it was bad what do
you think like things up top are supposed to be there just like guy
dispensers
just like put the cloning VAT right up above top yeah I just leave them shoots
there it's fine these are really cheap guys so I got
filed to I I guess that's the right thing to do
yeah yeah absolutely
yeah you're doing everything that I did I was like okay like what am I supposed
to do with these discs like but there's like it's like that old man gamer
instinct that we have now like where you were before where you found the guy that
big computer I was there for like a good 15 minutes I'm like can I put the disc
in this computer I was pressing start so a be like you're smart you just left no
I wish my stupid *** was here like what the *** am I supposed to do with this
computer Feb tres nothing here
am I supposed to do anything here I feel like I'm supposed to do something that's
why you need a Nintendo power back in the day man seriously
that's just cuz I remember I remember you have to look at the disk I'm
actually no wait no I saw it on the speedrun you have to look at the disk on
your computer on the ship I think yeah like we're the *** do you go now
this should be easier yeah like you're supposed to figure it out like hey but I
feel I don't feel like this is me I feel like this is kind of *** and I'm just
like the game is like what you don't know where to go and it's like no it's
not clear but you know what Matt if you if you remember like the old games were
like that do you remember Castlevania - like you gotta like kneel to make a
tornado come and like oh yeah we've got nowhere in Castlevania cuz the antic
that *** like yeah Neil for five seconds like well yeah obviously yeah
that's like some *** van Helsing did I'm pretty sure I knew nothing about
secrets you're the one that told me I remember I was like we were in the
classroom and you mentioned you were talking to I think his name was Daniel
oh yeah its annual mmm-hmm and you you were mention about bombing stuff and
Legend of Zelda and I didn't know you but I was like so amazed I hear like
what do you mean you Kabam dude *** old Zelda I used to just sit there and I
would like bomb everything and I hit every *** like I have like no
patience for that *** now but like yeah back in the day oh *** I might die
yeah I would like *** do every *** like cell and just like there's
got to be something in here like obsessively oh let me tell you I went
home and told my sister and we were burning every tree and bombing
everything I had a theory they like put a secret on every screen in the game and
I think most of them did but not all of them and I was just like obsessed
simply go through like I gotta find out like where the secret is or whatever
I'm telling you Nintendo power with like freaking gold oh yeah I think that's
like how they made them I wonder if Nintendo had some deal with everybody