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Alright guys, let's play some Star Wars for the Famicom.
And I've found out the solution
For why all of the games that I've previously played
Have been so slow.
Because
Bandicam is very slow on this laptop and it just does not
Run quick when Bandicam is on.
This laptop is so fussy!
Getting tired of it.
Awful tired of it.
Let's play some Star Wars then!
See what I mean?
Framerate is god awful.
These birds are very
Stealth-like
So I've evaded them.
These are really physically fit Tusken Raiders, aren't they
(imitates Tusken Raiders)
Sounds like seals with Down's Syndrome.
Derp seal.
That's the only seal impression I'm getting.
Oh my god, framerate.
Lag is not the word
To describe the sheer
Slowness and awfulness
But it's the first word that comes to mind.
And he turns into a scorpion.
As if the whole Sith is going to run off one scorpion.
Die you
Haha!
Get on that!
Piece of rubbish.
And the most childish cutscene in the memory of man, look at that.
I think some 7 year old Japanese kid wrote this.
He didn't write the story but he did
The silly cutscenes.
Mow you down, fool!
Get in!
Haha!
Here we go in the Millenium Falcon!
Descending to outer space
To find... Colonel Sanders.
Yep, Colonel Sanders there
With his little robe thing on.
Come on, that's it
Now we're descending to outer space to find another race.
Taking our brains to another dimension. Pay close attention.
Whoa, no!
Curses!
Oh yeah, have that!
Oh yes!
Now we're at this planet
With frogs
And inanimate objects that shoot things at you.
They shoot little red biscuits.
They're not red biscuits, obviously.
Cannons.
Yeah, I just want to mock something.
Well there's a lot to mock on this game and I don't know where to start... oh no!
I blame my laptop for that because
Framerate...
No words to describe
The sheer awfulness of this.
It's beyond words.
Bam!
Oh, no!
God dammit.
Why, why?
Oh, come on!
I told you it was hard.
Wanna see my save file?
I'll load it up for you.
I got up to this bit and it is unbelievably hard.
It's hilarious how the Stormtroopers go after you in the landspeeder.
Oh no!
You know it's all over when you lose you landspeeder.
You know it's all over because you're invincible.
You crash, you lose it.
That's fair, I guess.
Oh come on
My *** chest!
Dammit!
Well, no sane human being is possible
Of performing an act such as completing this game.
So I'm sane, I guess.
It won't be long
Until I lose my temper with this game.
NO!
Go away!
When i first saw the Stormtroopers come after you in the landspeeder
So hard
That I laughed so hard
Good comparison
I laughed so hard that I laughed so hard.
Yeah, I did it!
Aw, you reptilian bird thing!
Oh, no!
Oh, god!
Oh well, that's Star Wars for the Famicom.
That sums it up, pretty much.
Bye guys, over and out!