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Yeah, *** you, too. *** me? *** you, and *** this whole city and everyone in it.
*** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. *** the squeegee men
dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a *** job! *** the Sikhs and the
Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking
up my day. Terrorists in *** training. SLOW THE *** DOWN! *** the Chelsea boys,
with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on
my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. *** the Korean grocers with their pyramids
of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country,
still no speaky English? *** the Russians in Brighton Beach, mobster thugs sitting in
cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin'
and schemin'. Go back where you *** came from! *** the black-hatted Hassidim, strolling
up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African
apartheid diamonds! *** the Wall Street brokers, self-styled masters of the universe, Michael
Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe ***, figuring out new ways to rob hard working
people blind. Send those Enron *** to jail for *** LIFE! You think Bush
and Cheney didn't know about that ***? GIVE ME A ***' BREAK! Tyco! Worldcom!
*** the Puerto Ricans, 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst ***' parade in the
city. And don't even get me started on the Dominicans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
*** the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits,
their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball
bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. *** the Upper East Side wives with their
Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and
lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY, SWEETHEART!
*** the uptown brothers, they never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take
five steps on every lay-up to the hoop and then they want to turn around and blame everything
on the white man. Slavery ended 137 years ago. MOVE THE *** ON!
*** the corrupt cops with their *** violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence.
YOU BETRAY OUR TRUSTt! *** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's
pants. *** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're
at it, *** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the
hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in ***' Otisville, J!
*** Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-***, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist *** everywhere.
On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with
your 72 *** roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. YOU TOWEL HEADED CAMEL JOCKEYS CAN
KISS MY ROYAL IRISH ***! *** Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent.
*** Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ***. *** Naturelle Riviera,
I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river. ***' ***.
*** my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling
whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. *** this whole city and everyone in it. From
the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx
to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park Slope
to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage,
let it burn to *** ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested
place. No. No, *** you, Montgomery Brogan...
You had it all and you threw it away, you dumb ***!