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Remember- safety first!
Jory: Get your pet spayed or neutered!
Jon: Uh, no, just don't try this at home...
Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
And I'm your, like, wicked-hot sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
Jory: Yeah, yeah! Is it just me, or...? No, it's you, too! That makes sense.
Riley: Yeah, know what it is? It's probably because we're in Los Angeles right now.
Jory: Yeah, we're totally in Los Angeles right now at VidCon 2010...
Jon: Dot-com!
Jory: ...Dot-com. You can check it out. And that's why it's so hot, 'cause... We're just gonna microwave this thermometer!
*theme song plays*
Jory: It smells like victory!
Jory: All hands to the deck!
Jory: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory: Let's get outta here!
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jon: What're you doing?! Put that out!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Riley: (muffled) Be careful!
Riley: The tin foil shield- it actually worked!
Jon: Does it still work?
Jory: You're dumb!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory and Riley: 2.8!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory 2-point-80 degrees...
Riley: 2-point-80 degrees, baby!
Jory: 'Cause it's almost like 80 degrees in here.
Riley: I'm 98 Degrees! (singing) Ooh, yeah!
*Jory laughs*
Jory: Let's put it in the microwave. (in Boston accent) This is Margaret II.
Riley: (in exaggerated Boston accent) Margaret, Margaret! Margaret's a dirty ***!
Jory: (excitedly) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Riley: Alright, good. This will spill mercury everywhere, right? Okay!
Jon: Alright, fellas, how long should we put that thermometer in there for?
Riley: Um... I'm gonna say...
Jory: Why not 0:98?
Riley: Is that gonna be long enough?
Jory: For good measure, 1:98. Okay, let's do this!
*breaking glass*
Jory: This has some metal clips.
Riley: WHOA!
Jon: YES!
Jory: Well, that's gonna make it get hot in there really fast! I think that's part of the mixed bag stuff.
Jon: Yeah, you failed to remove!
Jory: Yeah... And I think this is one of those, like, uh...
Riley: Mercury?
Jory: No, I think this is alcohol.
Riley: Oh, it's not mercury? So, we're not gonna, like, get mercury poisoning when we open this?
Jory: I hope not! This is, like, one of those torture things where the flame just keeps going around, and it's, like, "Aaah!"
Riley: (to Jory) You peeled off that thing. Look how clear it is now, huh?
Jory: All you have to do is remove parts of a microwave that are probably meant for your protection, to make it so you can actually see it!
Jon: Luckily, we're behind a tin foil shield, so we'll be all set.
Jory: It's to protect our nuts, because...
All: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jon: So, guys, let's be honest- do you guys like 98 Degrees and their beautiful, soothing music?
Riley: No!
Jory: I can't remember any of their music!
Jon: Neither can I. I know a couple 'NSync songs.
Riley: Yeah! (singing) "'Bye, 'bye, 'bye!"
Jory and Riley: (singing in falsetto) "'Bye, 'bye!"
Jon: Only three seconds left.
Riley: 3... 2... 1... It's over!
Riley: I sense no danger here.
Jon: (in Jar-Jar Binks voice) Me-sah no think so!
Riley: (also in Jar-Jar voice) Me-sah no think so!
Jon: (muffled through mask) I don't see any problems with it.
Riley: No. It's pretty hot in there, though.
Jory: So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave a thermometer? I'm gonna go ahead and say "no." It didn't do anything!
You know, I think this one was an alcohol one, but if it wasn't, then you shouldn't do that...
No, you would just go crazy in the head, so bad idea. Don't do it! REALLY don't do it! Bad, terrible idea!
Riley: Yeah, yeah!
Jory: So, that's about it for this episode of...
Jory and Riley: "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
Jory: I'm gonna go and...
I'm your hot sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
Oh! I'm Jory! See? I lost my mind. I'd probably lose my job...
*Riley and Jory laugh in Jory's demented clown laugh from the PS3 episode*
*end credits play*
Riley: (singing) "Everybody..."
Jory and Jon: (singing) "Yeah, yeah!"
Riley: (singing) "Rock your body..."
Jory and Jon: (singing) "Yeah, yeah!"
Riley: (singing) "Everybody..."
Jory and Riley: (singing) "Backstreet body right! Backstreet's back, alright!"
*Jory and Riley hum background music to song*
Riley: Oh, we're microwaving stuff. I forgot!
Jon: Oh, that was well done, guys!
*Click on episode #140 to see why Jackie, the faithful one, doesn't like sticky ball-drop messes!*