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The life of Jacus was grey and sad like an old sad movie.
One grey and sad Jacusian day,
Jacus, as this is his story, decided to jump.
Jump and end. End his grey and sad life.
I decided to jump. Jump and end.
End my grey and sad life.
All of a sudden there appeared you.
Don't do this.
I has to.
Please, it will get better.
You're lyin'.
I ain't lyin'. I am your friend. 'Tis I, Zdenek.
Zdenek? You don’t exist. I drew you yesterday. You're imaginary.
Could I take a look at this drawing?
Zdenek slyly changed the topic.
You have talent. It would be a shame to waste it.
Set out with me and I shall apprise you, briefly, of the essence of life.
Between the boys...
Al-al-alright.
...a bond developed.
Assume a pullover. 'Tis cold.
See this apful?
Yes. What the *** it's all about?
I am biting it now, right? 'Tis no more complete.
Youthinkitcanbecompleteagain?
What?
You think it can be complete again?
No.
Lo and behold!
Impossible!
Impossible is nothing, ***! Wow!
Get it, there are no impossible things.
And it is possible for you to be happy. Have I helped you?
Quite.
You will see. You never know when, where, how and why.
Sometimes it is SHAZAM. I'm outta here. Godspeed.
'Scuse me. This place free? Yes!
The life of Jacus took on colors. Yours can too!
There are millions of unhappy people in the world. If you are one of them, do not phone!
Just yell "ZDENEK" at the top of your lungs in the public among strangers.
Excuse me, I must fly.
Cigarette? No.
SMOKING KILLS!
Hello to the fans of the Unicorn Initiatitions!
Thanks a lot!
Unicorn Inititatitions February 2010