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-Welcome to America of Bank.
Can I help you?
-[LAUGHTER].
All right, everybody, you know the drill.
[LAUGHTER].
This is a stickup.
[LAUGHTER].
So no funny business or I'll kill you.
You can bank on that.
[LAUGHTER].
Because it's a bank.
It's funny.
-The joke's on you, Jokester.
-Fleet Foot.
-Speed up, speed out.
-[SCREAM].
Get 'em, boys.
-We're not your boys, guy.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Where are my henchmen?
-Morph Man, wrecking ball.
[GRUNTING].
Ha ha.
-Don't count your chickens, Super Force.
-Seriously, dude?
-Phoo-ah!
Ha!
Really?
[GURGLE].
-Another super villain defeated by the Super--
-Time to go Night Knight.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-[GURGLING].
-Guys, stop.
I think he's dead.
-He's still moving.
-World Man, no laser eyes nec--
-Laser eyes activate.
Mmm.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Let's get started.
Everybody settle.
-God, these cameras love me.
Welcome to "World Man
and Friends." -OK.
Let's not address the cameras directly.
We're doing more of a documentary of the entire
Super Force.
-Oh, what channel is it on?
-It's, it's for the internet.
-The internet?
-My kids love internet memes.
That's what we should do.
Like that Chocolate Rain guy.
If I had a hero of my own, it would probably be the
Chocolate Rain guy.
I mean, he's like the Jackie Robinson of the internet.
[MUSIC CUE]
-Yes.
Uh, Morph Man is correct.
Let's all focus.
As you guys all know, the government funding, which was
recently cut in half, has been cut in half again.
-Now we have nothing?
-That's not how fractions work.
-Are you sure?
-Uh, let's come up with some fundraising ideas.
-I have a solution.
I have been developing a process whereby I take our
super DNA and I make a super DNA soup.
Then I inject the soup into a bovine uterus where it
gestates into a super fetus.
-OK.
-It doesn't have to be a bovine uterus.
It could be any robust uterus, really.
Preferably one that's immortal.
-Ew.
No.
OK, this is like the fifth time you've asked to use my
uterus in an experiment.
It's not happening.
-It's going to save us a lot of cash going in-house, so I'm
going to take that as a maybe.
-Yeah, yeah, let's just stick to money-making ideas.
-Oh, yeah.
I just don't see how making a super baby makes us money.
I just don't get it at all.
INTERVIEWER (OFFSCREEN): How does this super
baby make you money?
-Marketing.
-I have an idea.
-Great.
Fleet Foot.
-I think we should revisit internet memes.
I was looking on Wikipedia, and it was talking about how
[MUSIC-FLEET FOOT, "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP"]
Rickrolled.
-I think we're just getting a little off topic.
-You're off topic, Mermaid.
It's a sad, cold, *** of a day when criminals make $7
billion a minute--
-Hey, that's not an accurate stat.
-And we superheroes are left groveling for loose internet
change like retarded beggars--
-Tim.
-Sorry, mentally retarded beggars.
I mean can you believe that we have to do a song and dance
while these billionaire crack dealers buy and sell islands?
It's ridiculous.
AUTO-TUNED VOICE: It's ridiculous.
-In conclusion, I think we should steal from the mob.
AUTO-TUNED VOICE: Steal from the mob.
-Robbery is a crime, no matter the victim.
You're out of my DNA soup.
-Fine, I didn't want to be in your DNA soup.
Oh, I'll be in the soup.
I'll make sure of it.
Without me, it's like chicken soup without the chicken.
There's going to be a whole load of
World Man in that soup.
-God, stop saying DNA soup.
AUTO-TUNED VOICE: DNA soup.
-Great.
Morph Man's leaving.
And we-- can we just get one good idea, like one usable--
-Yeah.
How about someone stop joy riding in my invisijet when
you can already fly.
-OK.
Actually, that's, that's a good idea.
I mean, jet fuel is really expensive.
-Fine, let's just do the super baby.
-Finally.
-Not happening.
OK?
That's not going to happen.
-Fascist.
I don't hear you coming up with any ideas.
-All right, listen, since we can't seem to avoid destroying
property on missions--
-Our job here is done.
Morph, lead the way.
-Speed up, speed out.
-Oh, come on.
-Well, the only thing that's going to cut the budget enough
is to let one of us go.
-[SOB].
-OK.
You know what?
A-ha.
Why don't we talk about anything else.
How about we--
-(IN UNISON) Super force.
[MUSIC-TAY ZONDAY, "CHOCOLATE RAIN"]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-*** you, crime.
MERMAN (OFFSCREEN): Dude, no.
No.
Don't say that line.
-OK.
*** you, crime.
MERMAN (OFFSCREEN): It's not about how you're saying it.
Just don't say it.
-*** you, crime.
MERMAN (OFFSCREEN): Jesus.
-Better?
NARRATOR: This season on "Save the Supers," injury,
adventure, bombs, generals, cats, body fluids, dates,
parties, and much, much, much, much, much more.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Ew, that robot just barfed.