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NOOOOO!
Where is she?!?!
FIND HER!
Your Holiness! Your Holiness!
yeah, what is it?
More and more christians are being chased down and slaughterd
Huh? Oh yeah, thats kind of bad
Should we like...do somthing about it?
-Send some troops i guse -But, do we have enough?
Say its a holy war, and that their sins will be absolved
-Free some criminals -sure
Hey, do you have any sins you want absolved?
-What do we have to do? -Not much
Just go on a holy war and kill a bunch of muslims
*SPIT* Its a bit much, dont you think?! We dont even know how to fight!
-Who does know how to fight? -THAT guy!
ARGHH! Let me out! I ll kill your family!!
That mans a monster!
Yeah, he ate like 17 children in one sitting
Hes just the guy you are looking for!
Ive done terrible things i need forgiveness!
YOU FOOLS! I came here for one reason.
TO SLICE LIMBS YEAHHH!
Thats not a reason to join a war, let alone a holy one!
Think of all the peopel being oppresed and need a hero
Hey look, we are here!
ARHHHGGH! *dies*
What does a knight put on his tombstone? RUST in peice!
Why were the dark ages so dark? Because there were so many kNIGHTS!
-Bow down before your liberator! -NO! Bow down before Jeusus Christ!
ARGGHHH the Muslims are attacking!
ARGGHH *dies*
Its time for the third Crusade, but- wait!
who are you?
Im the capped crusader!
CHHARRGE!
OWWW
He's Still Alive!
*swords clashing*
-Arrghh! -NOOO
ARGGHHH *dies*
Your Holiness! I have recieved news from the crusade!
I dont care about the crusades anymore
I have this terrible problem with heretics,
and it needs to be delt with.
What do you want me to do?
I dont know, you see,
we dont have an exact idea whos committing these heresys
Get some inquisitors together
so we can get this done -Yes sir!
-Just the person i wanted to see! -Im not in trouble am i?
you're not in trouble,
its just that i have been hearing things -uhhh like what?
calm down, you're not in trouble. Just come clean and admit
what if i was "hypothetically" commiting heresy?
We could send you on a pilgramage
i hear they need troops in the middle east..
NO! I have seen the wounded coming back!
Settle down,
Thats just the penance
for coming clean and admiting
the punishment for lying is much worse
I didnt do anything!
we'll see about that!
no no no, none of that
you are here because of your friend
shes commiting heresy, i need witnesses -idk if she is or not
Well thats too bad, we'll have to smash YOU
I remember her commiting one just the other day!
Why i cant get her to stop!
That will be all for now!
*woof!*