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OH, CAN WE KISS YET?
Officiant: NOT YET.
Narrator: BRIDES TRY EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK
TO MAKE A BIG IMPRESSION.
NO WAY!
WHOA!
BUT GUESTS DON'T ALWAYS APPROVE.
IT WAS, LIKE, WAY TOO MUCH.
Kimberly: LOOK AT HER LEGS. OH, MY GOD.
Narrator: SO IMAGINE IF FOUR BRIDES AGREE TO ATTEND EACH OTHER'S WEDDINGS
TO DECIDE WHICH ONE IS BEST.
WILL THEY GET IN THE SPIRIT...
HE WAS A BAD, BAD SANTA.
Narrator: ...OR FIND IT WAY TOO SHOCKING?
IT'S ELECTRIC.
Irina: YOU DON'T STICK YOUR HANDS
WHERE THEY DON'T NEED TO BE STUCK.
Narrator: AT STAKE IS AN EXOTIC HONEYMOON
TO A MYSTERY DESTINATION.
WHICH OF THESE BRIDES WILL SEE HER GROOM
STEP OUT OF THE PRIZEWINNER'S LIMO?
OH, MY GOD!
All: FIND OUT AFTER "FOUR WEDDINGS."
-- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com
CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS
Narrator: MEET KIMBERLY,
FIRST-TIME BRIDE AND FIRST-TIME WEDDING GUEST.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A WEDDING IN MY LIFE.
I'VE LITERALLY LEARNED EVERYTHING ABOUT WEDDINGS
FROM WATCHING "FOUR WEDDINGS" ON TV.
WOW.
I FOUND IT A GREAT WAY TO GET IDEAS.
Narrator: SHE'S PUT EVERYTHING SHE'S LEARNED
INTO HER $12,000 COUNTRY-CLUB WEDDING.
FIRST PRIORITY -- A UNIQUE THEME.
MY WEDDING THEME IS WHITE-HOT ROMANCE.
MY CENTERPIECES ARE GOING TO BE WHITE CURLY WILLOWS.
IT'S GOING TO HAVE CANDLES HANGING FROM IT.
Narrator: FIANCé MARIANO IS HELPING HEAT UP THE ACTION.
WHEN SOMETHING'S REALLY, REALLY HOT, IT STARTS TO GET WHITE,
AND THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S ON FIRE.
WE MET FIVE YEARS AGO ON NEW YEAR'S EVE DAY.
I SNEEZED. HE TURNED AROUND AND SAID, "GOD BLESS YOU."
AND I WAS LIKE, "MM, GOD BLESS ME." [ LAUGHS ]
MY TWO CHIHUAHUAS ARE PART OF MY FAMILY,
SO I HAD TO PUT THEM IN THE WEDDING.
WANT A BACON TREAT?
THINGS THAT I'VE LEARNED FROM WATCHING WEDDING SHOWS --
BE VERY CAREFUL ABOUT FOOD.
I HAND-SELECTED EVERYTHING.
I AM HAVING A SIT-DOWN DINNER. I JUST FIND IT MORE ELEGANT.
I'M GONNA HAVE A BUFFET ON MY WEDDING.
Narrator: CUBAN-AMERICAN GEYSELL IS COOKING UP
A $45,000 PARISIAN-THEMED WEDDING.
I'M VERY PROUD OF MYSELF MAKING MY OWN FRENCH MACAROONS.
AND IT'S A TOUCH OF PARIS RIGHT HERE.
MMM! THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS.
OOH, LA, LA. MAGNIFIQUE.
I MAY BE HAVING MY WEDDING HERE IN MIAMI,
BUT YOU MAY BE FEELING LIKE YOU ARE IN PARIS.
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO FENCE.
Narrator: GEYSELL AND HER MUSKETEER JORGE
HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR SEVEN YEARS.
Geysell: I MET JORGE AT A RESTAURANT,
AND I ORDERED HIM FROM THE MENU FOR LIFE.
OKAY, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT.
JORGE IS TEACHING GEYSELL SOME OF HIS FAVORITE MOVES
TO PARRY HER RIVALS.
Geysell: MY BUDGET IS $45,000.
I AM MY OWN WEDDING PLANNER, AND I LIKE TO HAVE THE CONTROL.
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW THE CENTERPIECES LOOK
AND HOW THE ARRANGEMENTS ARE.
I JUST WANT TO MARRY MY MAN.
IF I HAD TO DESCRIBE MY WEDDING IN ONE SENTENCE,
IT WOULD BE "WILD RANCH PARTY."
Narrator: TO HELP STRETCH HER $5,000 BUDGET,
DANA'S IN-LAWS ARE GIFTING THEM THE VENUE.
Narrator: MY FIANCé'S FAMILY OWNS A FIVE-ACRE RANCH,
AND THEY OFFERED THAT RANCH TO US AS A WEDDING PRESENT.
GOOD. NICE. ALL THE WAY UP. A LITTLE HIGHER, GIRL.
Dana: ALEX AND I ARE PERSONAL TRAINERS,
AND I'M ACTUALLY A LIFE COACH AS WELL.
I THINK GETTING MARRIED, IT'S GONNA ELEVATE
OUR RELATIONSHIP TO A DIFFERENT LEVEL.
Narrator: THERE WON'T BE SNOW AT DANA'S CHRISTMAS WEDDING,
BUT THERE WILL BE LOTS OF FESTIVE FUN...
Dana: MY RECEPTION IS GONNA BE INTENSE PARTYING.
WE ARE HAVING AN HORA LOCA, WHICH IS THE CRAZY HOUR.
Narrator: ...AND A VERY SPECIAL GUEST.
HI, SANTA.
HOW ARE YOU?
I'M GOOD.
SO, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO MY WEDDING.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY HONEYMOON.
HE'S AWESOME. WHO DOESN'T LOVE SANTA?
MY WEDDING HAS A LIVE, DANGEROUS ANIMAL,
SO I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOMEBODY TRY TO BEAT THAT.
I'M HAVING A LIVE TIGER.
LIKE, TIGER, LIKE [GROWLS]
Narrator: IRINA WILL GIVE HER WEDDING GUESTS
A TASTE OF HER NATIVE RUSSIA
AT A VENUE FEATURING A MOSCOW-STYLE CABARET.
THE PLACE THAT WE'RE DOING IT AT IS A RUSSIAN RESTAURANT,
SO IT ALREADY HAS A LITTLE BIT OF RUSSIAN TRADITION IN IT.
YOU WILL ACTUALLY SAY "SPACIBA."
I AM RUSSIAN-JEWISH, AND MY FIANCé IS CUBAN-CATHOLIC.
MY RUSSIAN'S NOT GREAT.
SO, YOU WANT TO OPEN IT UP,
AND THEN WE CAN SEE THE DIFFERENT SIZES.
FIANCé DIDIER IS LEARNING RUSSIAN CULTURE
AHEAD OF THE WEDDING.
INTERESTING, RIGHT?
DEFINITELY.
MY BUDGET IS $17,000.
MY ENTERTAINMENT IS GONNA BE OUT OF THIS WORLD.
THERE'S GONNA BE ACROBATS
DOING CRAZY STUFF FROM THE CEILING, AND DANCERS.
MY WEDDING'S GONNA BLOW EVERYBODY AWAY.
Narrator: THE FOUR BRIDES MEET AT A MIAMI HOTEL
TO SIZE UP THE COMPETITION.
HI. HOW ARE YOU ALL?
I'M KIMBERLY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
LADIES, I WOULD LOVE TO PROPOSE A TOAST
TO THE LOVE THAT YOU HAVE FOUND.
All: CHEERS.
Narrator: THEY'LL BE AWARDING EACH BIG DAY
AN OVERALL EXPERIENCE SCORE OUT OF 10.
"YOU JUST GOT MARRIED."
Narrator: LATER, THEY'LL BE RANKING THE WEDDINGS
EITHER FIRST, SECOND, OR THIRD IN THE REMAINING CATEGORIES --
THE VENUE, THE DRESS, AND THE FOOD.
THE BRIDE WITH THE MOST POINTS
WINS A FABULOUS HONEYMOON TO A DREAM DESTINATION.
Irina: I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED AND SEE EVERYBODY
AND SEE MY GROOM AND JUST HOLD HIS HANDS.
Narrator: FIRST UP IS IRINA.
SHE'S INVITED GUESTS TO CELEBRATE AT A RESTAURANT
WITH A RUSSIAN-STYLE CABARET.
IT'S JUST A STRIP MALL -- ON THE OUTSIDE, A HUGE PARKING LOT.
IT JUST DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A WEDDING VENUE.
LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS IS. IT'S ALL BRONZE.
OKAY, LADIES.
BUT WHEN I ENTERED THE RUSSIAN RESTAURANT, I WAS WOWED.
LOOK AT THE CEILING.
Dana: IT'S NICE, YEAH.
YOU LOOK AMAZING. WOW.
HELLO.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS.
IS THIS TRADITIONAL?
YES.
YEAH?
WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
SEE YOU.
BYE.
BYE. THANK YOU.
I LIKE THE REINDEER. IT'S CUTE.
Dana: THE DECOR WAS VERY INTERESTING.
IT WAS VERY CHRISTMASY, IT WAS VERY RUSSIAN,
BUT IT DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE FEEL THAT YOU WERE AT A WEDDING.
LOOK AT THE BALCONIES.
I THINK THEY DO SOME KIND OF SHOW HERE.
I WAS...WITH MY NECK BECAUSE THE CEILINGS WERE SPECTACULAR.
IT'S PRETTY.
THEY HAD DIFFERENT KINDS OF SEATING ARRANGEMENT.
THEY HAD THREE LEVELS, KIND OF A THEATER STYLE.
SO IT LOOKED IT WAS GOING TO BE A HUGE WEDDING PARTY.
WHAT TIME DOES THE CEREMONY START?
I DON'T KNOW.
SO, YOU WANT TO SEE IF WE CAN GET SOMETHING TO DRINK?
DO YOU HAVE WHITE WINE, DRY?
CHARDONNAY, PLEASE.
OH, MY GOD, THE CEREMONY'S STARTING.
I'M NOT WAITING FOR MY GLASS. I WANT TO SEE THIS.
IS IT REALLY STARTING?
WE'RE AT THE BAR, ORDERING OUR DRINKS.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
THERE WAS NOTHING THAT WAS ANNOUNCED.
CAN WE GET CLOSER?
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO AND LOOK?
SURE, I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE HER.
AND BEFORE WE EVEN KNOW IT, SHE'S ALREADY COMING OUT.
THERE SHE IS.
[ MENDELSSOHN'S "WEDDING MARCH" PLAYS ]
Kimberly: I THOUGHT SHE LOOKED LIKE A SNOW PRINCESS.
HER DRESS WAS SPARKLING LIKE A FRESH SNOW
THAT JUST HIT THE GROUND.
LOOK AT HER GROOM'S FACE. HE'S HAPPY.
THERE WERE PEOPLE SHUFFLING GLASSES, TALKING.
COME ON, IT'S HER CEREMONY. BE QUIET FOR FIVE MINUTES.
"AND ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES."
AND ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
Dana: I FELT LIKE I WAS SO FAR AWAY FROM THE CEREMONY,
I COULDN'T CONNECT WITH THEM SHARING THEIR VOWS.
I COULDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
WITH THIS RING...
"I THEE WED."
...I THEE WED.
SHE PUT THE RING OVER THE GLOVE?
BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THE STATE OF FLORIDA,
I NOW DECLARE THAT YOU ARE HUSBAND AND WIFE,
AND YOU MAY KISS YOUR BRIDE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OH, YEAH, HERE WE GO.
THE BREAKING OF THE GLASS IS A JOYFUL RITUAL.
MAZEL TOV.
MAZEL TOV.
IT IS MY HONOR TO PRESENT TO YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME
MR. AND MRS. DIDIER GARCIA.
IRINA LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO MARRY THE MAN OF HER LIFE.
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME,
FOR THE FIRST TIME...
NO WAY! [ LAUGHS ]
Narrator: ...AN EGG-CITING RIDE.
REALLY, IT WAS FANTASTIC.
Narrator: THESE FOUR BRIDES HAVE JUST MET.
NOW THEY'RE GUESTS AT EACH OTHER'S WEDDINGS
AND JUDGING THEM ON THE OVERALL EXPERIENCE AND ORIGINALITY.
MMM!
WHEN THE WEDDINGS ARE OVER, ONE LUCKY BRIDE WILL WIN
A DAZZLING HONEYMOON TO A MYSTERY DESTINATION.
IRINA HAS JUST SAID HER "I DOs"
AT A SOUTH FLORIDA RUSSIAN RESTAURANT.
OKAY, LET'S GO GET OUR DRINKS. YEAH.
TO IRINA. WHOO!
THERE WAS ANOTHER WEDDING GOING ON. I'M WITH THE BRIDE, TOO.
OH, THERE WAS ANOTHER WEDDING HERE?
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE IN THAT CORNER.
SO, I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND OUT
THAT THERE WAS TWO WEDDINGS GOING ON AT THE SAME PLACE.
IF IT WAS MY WEDDING, I WOULD'VE RENTED THE WHOLE PLACE.
WE CAN EAT ALREADY?
Narrator: NO SOONER DO GUESTS TAKE THEIR SEATS
THAN APPETIZERS ARE SERVED.
OH, IT SMELLS SO GOOD.
A LITTLE BIT MORE?
I COULDN'T STOP SAYING, "MMM, MMM-MMM, MMM-MMM."
THE CHEESEPUFF PASTRIES CAME STEAMY HOT.
THE STEAMED MUSHROOMS WITH THE POTATOES WERE EXCELLENT.
SARDINES -- NO, RIGHT HERE. SARDINES.
OH, I WAS LIKE, "I ATE SARDINES?"
Dana: I'VE NEVER HAD RUSSIAN FOOD,
SO IT WAS MY FIRST TIME TASTING IT.
AND I WASN'T A BIG FAN.
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME,
FOR THE FIRST TIME...
OH, THEY'RE COMING FROM THERE.
OH, AWESOME!
NO WAY! [ LAUGHS ]
Dana: I REALLY, REALLY LIKED HOW SHE WOULD COME DOWN
FROM, LIKE, THOSE LITTLE RUSSIAN EGG THINGS.
I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ENTRANCE LIKE THAT BEFORE, EVER.
REALLY, IT WAS FANTASTIC. IT WAS REALLY NICE.
AND NOW, GUYS, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU
TO THE FIRST DANCE AS A HUSBAND AND A WIFE EVER.
HE IS SO IN LOVE WITH HER.
OHH.
LOOK AT HOW HE LOOKS AT HER. AHH.
IRINA'S DRESS IS VERY PRETTY.
I LOVE THE WAY IT SPARKLED FROM HEAD TO TOE,
FROM HER TIARA ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE RUFFLES.
Geysell: IT WAS LIKE AN A-LINE. IT WENT WELL WITH HER BODY TYPE.
IT HAD A LOT OF BLING.
AND IT WAS VERY, VERY RUSSIAN PRINCESS.
OH, YEAH! THAT'S THE BEST FIRST DANCE I'VE EVER SEEN.
TOOK MY BREATH AWAY.
WHEN THEIR DANCE WAS OVER, THEY CAME BACK DOWN,
AND IT SEEMED LIKE IF THEY WERE ON CLOUD NINE,
AND THEN THEY CAME BACK TO EARTH.
CAN WE GO THERE AND SAY HI TO HER?
YEAH. I THINK SO, YEAH.
LET'S GO.
CONGRATULATIONS.
THANK YOU.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Narrator: NOW IT'S BACK TO THE TABLE FOR MORE FOOD.
[ CHEERING ]
VERY COLOSSAL.
SO, THEY BROUGHT A PLATE WITH FLAME --
THREE DIFFERENT COLORS --
WITH SALMON, CHICKEN, AND THEY HAVE MEAT.
EATING AND MORE EATING.
I REALLY NEED A SECOND STOMACH. THAT FOOD WAS AWESOME.
Man: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WE'LL BE STARTING OUR SHOW FOR THIS EVENING.
Dana: IRINA HAS THIS AMAZING RUSSIAN SHOW,
WHICH WAS MY FAVORITE PART.
Geysell: OH, LORD.
THE RUSSIAN PERFORMING WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
Kimberly: LOOK AT HER LEGS. OH, MY GOD.
I WAS EXPECTING JUST FOR THE WOMAN
WHO WAS IN THE CAGE TO DISAPPEAR.
[ TIGER GROWLS ]
[ GASPS ] WHOA!
BUT I DID NOT EXPECT THIS BEAUTIFUL SIBERIAN TIGER
TO SHOW UP IN HER PLACE -- WHAT THEY CALL A GHOST TIGER.
I ENJOY EVERY SINGLE PIECE.
Man: LET'S GIVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE
TO THE FABULOUS TATIANA DANCERS.
IT FEELS GREAT TO BE MARRIED.
I'M SO HAPPY THAT WE'RE TOGETHER.
Didier: IT FEELS LIKE A BIG RELIEF TO BE MARRIED.
IT FEELS AMAZING.
I WANTED TO SHOW GUESTS A LITTLE BIT
OF HOW THE RUSSIANS HAVE FUN AND HOW WE PARTY.
I HAVE A VERY STRONG CHANCE THAT WE MIGHT WIN.
Narrator: DID IRINA'S CIRCUS FEAST
SATISFY AND ENTERTAIN THE GUEST BRIDES?
THEY RANK HER VENUE, DRESS, AND FOOD.
FOR NOW, THEY ONLY REVEAL THEIR SCORES FOR OVERALL EXPERIENCE.
I'M GIVING IRINA'S WEDDING A 5.
THE FOOD WAS EXCELLENT, SHOW WAS AMAZING.
BUT I DIDN'T LIKE HAVING TWO WEDDINGS AT THE SAME PLACE.
I'M GIVING IRINA A 5 OUT OF 10.
I LOVED THE WAY THAT SHE CAME DOWN ON THOSE RUSSIAN EGGS.
HER FIRST DANCE WAS ABSOLUTELY ROMANTIC.
HOWEVER, THE CEREMONY, WE COULDN'T HEAR ANYTHING
WITH WAITERS GOING AROUND, MAKING NOISE.
I'M GIVING IRINA'S WEDDING AN 8.
HER FOOD WAS WONDERFUL, THE SHOW WAS SPECTACULAR,
AND SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME.
HOWEVER, I DIDN'T LIKE THAT SHE HAD TO SHARE HER EVENTS
WITH ANOTHER WEDDING.
Narrator: COMING UP -- LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
AAH!
Irina: OH, MY GOD.
IT'S ELECTRIC. [BLEEP]
Narrator: THESE FOUR BRIDES ARE ATTENDING AND JUDGING
EACH OTHER'S BIG DAYS.
WHEN THE COMPETITION IS OVER,
ONE BRIDE WILL TAKE HOME THE GRAND PRIZE --
A HONEYMOON TO PARADISE.
FEELING VERY, VERY EXCITED.
I'M READY TO SEE MY MAN AND BECOME HIS WIFE.
PERSONAL TRAINER DANA WILL NEED ALL HER STRENGTH
TO MAKE IT THROUGH
TO HER END-OF-NIGHT HORA LOCA, OR CRAZY HOUR.
FIRST, THERE'S A LATE DECEMBER CEREMONY
ON THE GROUNDS OF A HORSE RANCH.
Geysell: THEY LOOK SO PRETTY.
YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THE HORSES.
DANA'S WEDDING WAS AT A BEAUTIFUL HORSE RANCH
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRYSIDE.
THIS WEATHER IS AWESOME.
CHILLY.
IT'S WINDY AND CHILLY OUT HERE,
SO US FLORIDA FOLKS ARE NOT USED TO THAT.
LOOK HOW PRETTY THEY SET IT UP UNDER THE TREE.
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE PETALS.
Kimberly: THERE'S WHITE ROSE PETALS EVERYWHERE,
MASON JARS WITH CANDLES IN IT.
SO IT WAS VERY ROMANTIC.
SHE GOT MARRIED AT SUNSET.
OH, IT'S BROWN RICE.
THAT'S GREAT. IT'S VERY ORGANIC, THEN.
Kimberly: THERE WERE LITTLE BURLAP SACKS,
AND INSIDE, THEY HAD ORGANIC WHEAT RICE.
OH, THAT'S GORGEOUS.
Officiant: CAN I ASK EVERYBODY TO PLEASE STAND?
YES.
YAY, IT'S STARTING.
OH, MY GOSH.
OH.
THAT'S A MERMAID DRESS.
YEAH.
Kimberly: O.M.G.
SHE IS A FIRECRACKER. SHE LOOKED GORGEOUS.
Officiant: YOU'RE SEATED TODAY
IN UNUSUAL POSITIONING OF THE CHAIRS --
IN THE SHAPE OF A SPIRAL.
PEOPLE BELIEVE LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY IN ONE STRAIGHT LINE,
BUT RATHER, LIFE MOVES FORWARD IN A SPIRAL.
Kimberly: I LOVED THE MEANING BEHIND IT --
THE YIN AND YANG OF THINGS, THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
Officiant: ALEX AND DANA HAVE CHOSEN TO EXCHANGE VOWS,
SO NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALL OF US TO HEAR FROM YOU.
TODAY I VOW TO LET YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE,
TO SUPPORT YOUR DREAMS, AND GROW WITH YOU.
DANA'S AND ALEX VOWS WERE VERY ROMANTIC.
CAN I PLEASE HAVE THE RINGS?
Kimberly: WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT,
HERE IN FLORIDA, IT WOULD GET THAT COLD?
BUT THE WIND WAS LIKE A CHICAGO WIND.
Both: AS WE JOIN OUR HEARTS,
LET THESE RINGS BE A SIGN
OF OUR DEVOTION, TENDERNESS, AND LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER.
Officiant: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.
ALEX, YOU MAY KISS YOUR BRIDE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Irina: THAT WAS SUCH A ROMANTIC AND PASSIONATE KISS.
THAT WAS REALLY GREAT.
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
BEAUTIFUL!
[ LAUGHTER ]
YES, SHE DOES.
IN RUSSIAN CULTURE, WE DON'T THROW RICE,
SO I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD THROW RICE
AT A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE.
MY HUSBAND. [ LAUGHS ]
OH, THAT'S NICE. THE CHAMPAGNE TOAST.
COME ON WITH US.
SO FRESH AND CLEAN HERE.
THE COCKTAIL HOUR WAS OUTSIDE. IT WAS CHILLY.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS COOKING THERE?
FRIED YUCCA, I THINK.
THEY DID HAVE HOT FRIED YUCCA, AND IT WAS SO YUMMY.
IT'S CALLED PAELLA CAMPESINA.
CAN I HAVE A STRAW? I'LL JUST...
YOU KNOW, WITH A STRAW, 'CAUSE THAT LOOKS SO GOOD.
SHE HAD THE CHEF OUTSIDE COOKING THE PAELLA FOR DINNER
WHERE EVERYONE COULD ENJOY WATCHING IT.
WELL, WE'RE GONNA WALK OVER THERE AND SEE WHAT IS IN THERE.
THERE'S HORSES HERE, RIGHT?
I THINK IT'S THE STABLE.
Geysell: DANA'S CEREMONIES TOOK PLACE
IN THIS RANCH THAT HAS A LOT OF HORSES.
I LOVE HORSES, SO I WAS ENJOYING THE TIME.
HI, HONEY.
YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR HANDS FIRST SO THEY CAN SMELL YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
COME ON, BUDDY.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
COME -- AAH!
Irina: OH, MY GOD.
IT'S ELECTRIC.
IT'S ELECTRIC?
[BLEEP]
I FEEL BAD, BUT, I MEAN, YOU DON'T STICK YOUR HANDS
WHERE THEY DON'T NEED TO BE STUCK.
MR. ED, HELLO. HELLO.
"CONGRATULATIONS, DANA. YOU JUST GOT MARRIED."
HE'S TALKING.
WE BETTER HURRY.
EVERYBODY'S GONE INSIDE ALREADY. WE'RE MISSING THE SHOW.
AFTER THE COCKTAIL HOUR WAS FINISHED, WE WENT INSIDE.
I THINK THIS IS IT. IS THIS FIVE?
YEAH. HELLO.
ON DANA'S TABLE, SHE HAS A GOLDEN PLATE,
AND THE CENTERPIECES LOOKED LIKE THE BOUQUETS
THAT THE BRIDESMAIDS HELD.
Man: PLEASE STAND AND JOIN ME IN WELCOMING
THE NEW MR. AND MRS...
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Kimberly: DANA'S DRESS WAS GORGEOUS.
HER VEIL, IT WAS VERY ROMANTIC.
I LOVED THE WHITE FLOWERS IN HER HAIR.
Irina: SHE LOOKED BEAUTIFUL.
BUT I WISH SHE COULD SEE HER MORE IN A UNIQUE GOWN
THAT WOULD FIT MORE THE OUTDOORSY, RANCH KIND OF STYLE.
Man: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU MAY NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS.
AND WE'RE GETTING READY FOR THE FIRST DANCE.
Irina: HER FIRST DANCE WAS VERY SEXY.
Man: HERE WE GO! [ LAUGHS ]
Geysell: IT WAS, LIKE, SO TOUCHY, SO --
OH, MY GOD, IT WAS, LIKE, WAY TOO MUCH.
Man: I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT A LONGER VERSION OF THAT SONG, HUH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
Geysell: THIS IS PAELLA CAMPESINA, RIGHT?
OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T WAIT.
SO, WE WENT OUTSIDE, AND WE GET OUR PLATE OF PAELLA,
WITH THE SALAD AND PLANTAINS.
IT'S A TASTY PLATE, BUT NOT FOR EVERYBODY.
MUCHAS GRACIAS.
I DON'T LIKE THE BUFFET STYLE
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE THE GUESTS FEEL TOO COMFORTABLE
THAT THEY HAVE TO GET UP AND GET IT.
I DON'T HAVE A KNIFE. THAT'S KIND OF FUNNY.
I DON'T HAVE A KNIFE, EITHER.
Kimberly: I DID HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THE PAELLA.
I JUST FOUND IT TO BE A LITTLE HEAVY, AND AFTER DINNER,
I FELT -- I DON'T KNOW -- TOO FULL.
YOU WANT TO GO UP THERE AND WATCH?
Man: OH, WAIT A MINUTE!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
Kimberly: DANA HAS THIS HORA LOCA, WHICH IS THE CRAZY HOUR.
I DID LIKE A LOT OF HER TRINKETS AND TOYS
THAT SHE HAD IN HER CHRISTMAS BOX
THAT SANTA CLAUS BROUGHT OUT.
HE WAS A BAD, BAD SANTA.
HE WAS SHAKING HIS LITTLE TUSHY AROUND.
IT WAS HILARIOUS.
I HAD SO MUCH FUN DANCING.
THE HORA LOCA WAS AMAZING.
IT FEELS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING TO BE MARRIED.
IT'S SURREAL BEING MARRIED.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET HERE, BUT I DID, AND IT'S AMAZING.
Narrator: WILL DANA BE KISSING HER MAN
ON THE SHORES OF AN ISLAND PARADISE?
THE GUEST BRIDES SCORE HER VENUE, DRESS, AND FOOD.
FOR NOW, THEY ONLY REVEAL THEIR SCORES FOR OVERALL EXPERIENCE.
I'M GIVING DANA'S WEDDING AN 8.
THEY'RE A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. ENTERTAINMENT WAS EXCELLENT.
BUT THERE WAS NOT TOO MUCH TO EAT EXCEPT THE PAELLA.
I'M GIVING DANA'S WEDDING A 5.
THE PAELLA WAS GOOD, AND THE ENTERTAINMENT WAS A LOT OF FUN.
HOWEVER, HER WEDDING WAS LACKING IN DECOR,
AND THE STABLES SMELLED.
I'M GIVING DANA'S WEDDING AN 8.
I LOVE HER ROMANTIC CEREMONY, HER GORGEOUS DRESS,
AND OF COURSE, THE SPRINKLES ON TOP -- SANTA CLAUS.
BUT I REALLY DIDN'T CARE FOR THE FOOD BEING SO HEAVY.
I KIND OF GOT A STOMACHACHE AFTER DINNER.
Narrator: COMING UP -- GEYSELL'S FRENCH FOLLIES.
THERE WAS A LOT OF *** SHAKING.
Narrator: FOUR BRIDES ARE COMPETING AGAINST EACH OTHER
FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME HONEYMOON
TO AN EXOTIC DESTINATION.
CUBAN-BORN GEYSELL IS HAVING A BILINGUAL CEREMONY.
HER FRENCH-THEMED FIESTA WILL BE CAPPED
BY A HORA LOCA, OR A CRAZY HOUR PARTY.
AREN'T THEY CUTE?
COME, COME, COME, ALL OF US.
THE PICTURE FRAMES HANGING FROM THE TREES
SEEMED REALLY, REALLY FUN.
IT WAS UNIQUE.
FEELS LIKE A TOUCH OF PARIS IN SOUTH FLORIDA.
YEAH, RIGHT?
Kimberly: THIS WILL BE A CHALLENGE FOR HER TO IMPRESS ME
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TO PARIS, SAINT-TROPEZ, MONTE CARLO --
MANY PLACES IN FRANCE MANY TIMES.
VERY LATIN.
YEAH.
VERY LATIN.
YES.
NOT PARIS, BUT IT'S VERY NICE.
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL WATERFALL.
I LOVE THE ROSE PETALS DOWN THE MIDDLE LIKE THAT.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN A RAINFOREST.
Irina: THE CEREMONY SPACE HAD, LIKE, THREE WATERFALLS
AND A LOT OF TREES ALL AROUND.
"HAVE SOME PETALS."
I THINK WE WANT TO THROW THIS WHEN THEY -- RIGHT?
YES.
THIS IS SO ADORABLE.
OKAY, LET'S GO AHEAD AND FIND OUR SEATS.
THIS IS SO NICE.
IT'S STARTING. IT'S STARTING.
OH, I LIKE THE COLORS ON THE BRIDESMAIDS.
OH, LOOK HOW CUTE.
THE BRIDE.
FOR THE BRIDE.
SHE WAS GLOWING.
YOU COULD SEE SHE WAS SO HAPPY AND IN LOVE.
I LOVE THE VEIL.
Officiant: JUST AS YOU HOLD ONE ANOTHER'S HANDS,
I ALSO REMIND YOU THAT, FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD,
YOU WILL ALSO HOLD ONE ANOTHER'S HEARTS.
Dana: THE OFFICIANT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY...
AND HE SPOKE VERY NICE IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH.
THE WATERS THAT THEY HOLD COME FROM SEPARATE SPRINGS,
BUT THEY UNITE TOGETHER AND ALSO DEMONSTRATE
THE UNIFICATION OF THEIR LIVES.
THAT'S REALLY NICE.
NOW WE ASK JORGE AND GEYSELL
TO JOIN THE WATERS IN THE CENTER.
Irina: HER AND HER HUSBAND GOT THE TWO PITCHERS OF WATER
AND HAD TO UNITE INTO THE WATERFALL TOGETHER
SO THEY UNITE THEIR LOVE.
Kimberly: GEYSELL'S GROOM GOT ALL TEARY-EYED.
THAT MEANS SO MUCH.
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OH, I LOVE HER BOUQUET.
HER BOUQUET WAS MADE OUT OF ALL ANTIQUE-LOOKING BROOCHES.
AFTER THE CEREMONY, WE WENT OVER TO THE COCKTAIL SPACE.
IT WAS REALLY NICE TO BE OUTSIDE IN THE TREES.
THE WEATHER WAS PERFECT FOR IT.
YEAH, THE MUSIC IS A LITTLE LOUD.
Irina: DURING COCKTAIL HOUR, THE VIOLINIST WAS SO LOUD
THAT I COULDN'T HEAR THE OTHER GIRLS TALK.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. CAN I HAVE A NAPKIN?
THAT'S VERY NICE. "GEYSELL AND JORGE."
Dana: THE COCKTAIL FLIP WAS OKAY.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE FRENCH.
Kimberly: I WOULD'VE LOVED TO SEE
SOMETHING LIKE A CREPE STATION AT HER COCKTAIL HOUR.
Narrator: AND NOW GUESTS MOVE INDOORS FOR THE RECEPTION.
WOW. LOOK AT THE CHANDELIERS. IT'S VERY RUSTIC.
Dana: WOW. YEAH.
WOW. WHAT'S OVER HERE?
THAT'S SO ADORABLE.
THAT WAS REALLY NICE TO HAVE YOUR TABLE NUMBER
ON A LITTLE EIFFEL TOWER.
THAT'S WHEN I GOT A LITTLE BIT MORE OF A PARIS VIBE.
THIS IS SO PRETTY.
Kimberly: THE WALLS ARE BEAUTIFUL.
THE CEILINGS ARE BEAUTIFUL.
THE LONG TABLE IN THE MIDDLE,
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FIT FOR A KING AND QUEEN.
HI. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE BOUQUET?
IT GOES WELL WITH THE GREEN THAT SHE INCORPORATED.
SHE PUT SO MUCH WORK INTO THIS.
Man: HEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BRIDE AND GROOM!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU MAY TAKE YOUR SEAT.
FOR THE FIRST TIME AS HUSBAND AND WIFE...
I THINK GEYSELL'S DRESS LOOKED VERY BEAUTIFUL ON HER.
SHE HAD A MANTILLA VEIL,
AND THAT'S A TRADITIONAL SPANISH-STYLE VEIL.
Kimberly: I DID LIKE THE DETAIL ON HER DRESS
WITH THE BROOCH ON THE SIDE.
I DIDN'T LIKE GEYSELL'S SPECIAL SHOES.
THEY KIND OF LOOKED LIKE A CLUB SHOE TO GO TO DISCOTHEQUE.
IT'S AMAZING, GIRL. MAN, YOU PUT A LOT OF WORK.
I DID.
YOU PUT IN A LOT OF WORK.
ALL RIGHT, GIRL.
THANKS.
Narrator: GEYSELL IS OFFERING
A BUFFET FOR DINNER,
INCLUDING HER HOMEMADE DESSERTS.
THIS LOOKS GOOD.
YOU HAD A CHOICE
OF THE MOZZARELLA WITH BASIL AND TOMATO,
MIXED STEAMED VEGETABLES,
AND THEN MEAT OR CHICKEN MARSALA.
ALL RIGHT, SO, I'M GONNA TAKE SOME MACAROONS.
Irina: THOSE LOOK SO GOOD.
ONE OF EACH COLOR.
LET'S GO ENJOY.
Kimberly: SO, BON APPé***.
BON APPé***.
THE FOOD WAS OKAY. THERE WASN'T A BIG SELECTION.
SO GOOD.
MY FAVORITE PART WAS PROBABLY THE DESSERTS.
GEYSELL ACTUALLY MADE ALL OF HER DESSERTS.
MMM!
GOOD JOB, GIRL.
WHOO!
I MET THIS NICE FELLOW.
I SHARED A DANCE WITH HIM,
BUT IT SEEMED LIKE HE WANTED TO KEEP ON DANCING,
AND I JUST WAS NOT.
Irina: DANA HAD A STALKER.
SHE DANCED WITH HIM, WHICH WAS JUST AN INNOCENT DANCE.
HE JUST KEPT LOOKING AT HER WAY,
AND THAT STARTED FEELING A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE FOR HER.
Dana: AS I WAS GOING TOWARDS THE DANCE FLOOR,
HE ACTUALLY, LIKE, JUST KIND OF NUDGED ME OVER
AND TOLD ME, IF I GO TO THE DANCE FLOOR AGAIN,
HE'S GONNA HAVE A DANCE WITH ME,
AND KIMBERLY WAS LIKE, "NUH-UH."
Kimberly: WHEN WE WERE GOING BACK ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR,
I SAW HIM COMING BEHIND HER AND LOOKING ALL LIKE "WOO-WOO-WOO,"
SO I SLIPPED IN BETWEEN THEM, LIKE, "I DON'T THINK SO."
[ LAUGHS ]
Dana: THE HORA LOCA WAS AWESOME.
THERE WAS A VERY SEXY CARNIVAL LADY DANCING,
A REALLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY, JUST CREATING THE FUN.
Irina: EVERYBODY WAS JOINING IN AND HAVING A GREAT TIME.
IF YOU WERE FROM 5 YEARS OLD TO 75 YEARS OLD,
YOU WERE HAVING A GREAT TIME.
WHOO!
Dana: THERE WAS A LOT OF *** SHAKING.
THERE WAS A LOT OF ENCOURAGEMENT OF *** SHAKING.
OH!
THE FEMALE DANCER KEPT TRYING TO GET ME TO SHAKE MY ***.
I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE TO SHOW ME HOW TO SHAKE IT.
I HAD A PRIVATE DANCE, WHICH WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF NOWHERE.
HE JUST GRABBED ME AND STARTED DANCING.
BUT IT WAS FUN, SO I JUST WENT WITH IT AND HAD A GOOD TIME.
Geysell: WE GOT IT.
WE DID IT.
THANK YOU, BABE.
THANK YOU.
Narrator: WILL THE GUEST BRIDES BE WISHING GEYSELL A BON VOYAGE
ON A DELUXE HONEYMOON GETAWAY?
THE JUDGES RANK HER VENUE, DRESS, AND FOOD.
THOSE MARKS WILL BE REVEALED LATER.
FOR NOW, HERE ARE HER SCORES FOR OVERALL EXPERIENCE.
I'M GIVING GEYSELL'S WEDDING A 5 BECAUSE I DID LIKE THE PRIEST.
HE HAD A GREAT ENERGY ABOUT HIM.
Kimberly: I DIDN'T LIKE THE FOOD AT ALL.
THE VIOLIN AT THE COCKTAIL HOUR WAS SO LOUD.
SO, I'M GIVING GEYSELL'S WEDDING A 6.
THE HORA LOCA WAS A LOT OF FUN.
I LOVE IT WHEN IT'S VERY FESTIVE.
BUT I WAS THINKING THAT THERE WOULD BE
A LITTLE BIT MORE OF A FRENCH THEME.
DINNER -- I WANTED CREPES. [ LAUGHS ]
I'M GIVING GEYSELL A 7.
THE DANCERS WERE GREAT, AND THE CEREMONY WAS BEAUTIFUL.
BUT I FEEL LIKE I WENT TO PARADISE ISLAND
RATHER THAN PARIS.
OH, CAN WE KISS YET?
Officiant: NOT YET.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO? NO?
Narrator: ...KIMBERLY CAN'T WAIT.
I'M SO EXCITED TO GET MARRIED.
MARIANO AND I TALKED
ABOUT HOW WE'D LOVE TO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING.
[ LAUGHS ] AND IT'S HERE TODAY.
Narrator: KIMBERLY IS THE LAST
OF THE FOUR BRIDES TO SAY "I DO."
SHE'S CHOSEN A GOLF CLUB AS THE SETTING
FOR HER WHITE-HOT ROMANCE WEDDING.
OH, WOW.
THIS IS SO KIMBERLY'S STYLE.
Dana: KIMBERLY SAID THAT SHE LEARNED
EVERYTHING SHE KNEW ABOUT A WEDDING
BY WATCHING "FOUR WEDDINGS,"
SO I WANT TO SEE HOW SHE WAS ABLE
TO MANAGE MAKING HER OWN WEDDING.
OH, I LIKE THAT IT'S SO INTIMATE.
VERY, VERY PRETTY.
Irina: THE ARCH -- THERE WAS A BUNCH OF ROSES,
AND HANGING FROM THERE WERE, LIKE, CRYSTALS,
SO I THOUGHT THAT WAS A NICE TOUCH.
Dana: LOOK AT THE ROSES.
Irina: YEAH.
Geysell: KIMBERLY HAD SOME PEOPLE PLAYING VIOLINS.
I LOVE THE IDEA OF HAVING MUSIC RIGHT THERE.
LOOK AT THE DOGS. [ CHUCKLES ]
Irina: MY FAVORITE PART OF KIMBERLY'S WEDDING
WAS HER TWO DOGGIES.
LOOK AT THE LITTLE TUXEDOS.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY SWEET THAT SHE INCORPORATED
WHAT'S PART OF HER LIFE INTO THE CEREMONY.
[ DOG BARKS ]
SHE'S COMING IN A GOLF CART. OH, NICE. NICE.
Dana: KIMBERLY DRIVES UP IN A GOLF CART WITH HER DAD.
I KNOW IT GOES WITH THE GOLF COURSE,
BUT A GOLF CART FOR A BRIDE?
I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES OF HOW RADIANT SHE LOOKED.
I LOVE HER VEIL.
WHO GIVES KIMBERLY TO BE MARRIED TO MARIANO?
HER MOTHER AND I DO.
I'M ALREADY CRYING.
Geysell: I FOUND KIMBERLY'S CEREMONY VERY EMOTIONAL.
SHE WAS CRYING, AND IT TOUCHED MY HEART.
YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND.
THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU MADE MY HEART LIGHT UP.
I'M HONORED TO BE YOUR WIFE.
I WANT TO KISS HIM ALREADY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, CAN WE KISS YET?
Officiant: NOT YET.
NO? NO?
Dana: KIMBERLY KIND OF GETS A LITTLE TOO EXCITED
AND TRIES TO KISS THE GROOM BEFOREHAND.
SHE COULDN'T WAIT, BUT SHE HAD TO WAIT.
I PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE,
AND, MARIANO, YOU MAY KISS YOUR BRIDE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
GORGEOUS. GORGEOUS.
IT WAS VERY NICE TO SEE THE LOVE THAT SHE HAD
AND HOW EMOTIONAL SHE WAS.
I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.
Narrator: ON THE PATIO, GUESTS ARE TREATED
TO CHILLED APPETIZERS AND PASSED HORS D'OEUVRES.
MMM.
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
THE FOOD AT THE COCKTAIL HOUR WAS NOTHING
THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE IN WEDDINGS, BUT IT WAS GOOD.
I THOUGHT THAT THE TIKI THING WAS GONNA BOTHER ME MORE,
BUT IT'S GOING THAT WAY.
THE TIKI TORCHES DON'T SCREAM "WHITE-HOT ROMANCE" TO ME,
BUT I REALLY THINK THAT THEY WENT WELL WITH THE VENUE.
WITH THE MUSIC, IT MAKES IT VERY ROMANTIC,
AND THE RED ROSES.
AAH!
SO PRETTY.
KIMBERLY LOOKED, TONIGHT, VERY ELEGANT.
SHE LOOKED VERY SEXY IN HER MERMAID STYLE,
AND I LOVE IT.
WHEN I SAW YOU, OH, MY GOD.
YEAH?
KIMBERLY LOOKS BEAUTIFUL IN ANYTHING,
AND HER DRESS FIT HER BEAUTIFUL.
I WAS A LITTLE TAKEN ABACK AT HOW SHORT IT WAS,
BUT IT FIT HER.
THIS IS MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S.
EVERY BRIDE IN MY FAMILY WALKS DOWN THE AISLE WITH THIS,
AND I ACTUALLY GOT MY MASCARA ON IT TODAY.
THE HANDKERCHIEF WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL TOUCH
TO ADD TO HER SPECIAL DAY.
Narrator: INSIDE THE CLUBHOUSE, THE RECEPTION IS STARTING.
OOH.
Irina: IT WAS VERY NICE -- DIM LIGHTS.
YOU CAN SEE THE LITTLE BLING-BLING -- KIMBERLY'S TOUCH.
OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS CAKE.
Dana: KIMBERLY'S CAKE WAS VERY ROMANTIC,
IT WAS VERY WHITE, IT WAS VERY RED, IT WAS VERY BLING.
IT'S VERY -- IT'S VERY KIMBERLY.
KIMBERLY'S TABLES' DECOR WAS CENTERPIECES WITH RED ROSES,
AND FROM THE BRANCHES HUNG SOME CANDLES
AND SOME LITTLE CHANDELIER THINGS.
I LIKE THE RED ROSES.
THE CENTERPIECES WERE CUTE,
BUT YOU COULDN'T SEE YOUR NEIGHBOR.
Man: PLEASE STAND UP AND MAKE SOME NOISE
FOR THE NEW MR. AND MRS. SANTANA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Narrator: FOR KIMBERLY'S PLATED MEAL,
GUESTS ARE GIVEN THE OPTION OF CHICKEN MARSALA OR TILAPIA.
OH, IT SMELLS GOOD.
THE CHICKEN MARSALA -- I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
IT WASN'T TASTY, THAT GOOD.
Dana: VEGETABLES ARE GOOD.
THE CHICKEN WAS OKAY.
IF IT DIDN'T HAVE THE SAUCE, IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY DRY.
THE FOOD IS VERY HEAVY.
LIKE, I CAN GO TO SLEEP RIGHT AFTER EATING THIS.
IT WAS VERY GOOD.
Narrator: DRUMMERS FROM THE GROOM'S NATIVE URUGUAY
GET THE PARTY STARTED.
THE THING THAT STOOD OUT IN KIMBERLY'S WEDDING
WAS THE DRUMMERS.
WHOA!
THE DRUMMERS WERE REALLY BORING.
BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM FOR HALF AN HOUR.
MY EARS WANT TO EXPLODE.
I THINK IT WAS WAY TOO MUCH.
Dana: LET'S GO PLAY THE DRUMS.
GO, GO, GO, GO!
THE DRUMMERS WERE A GREAT TOUCH, AND THEY WERE A LOT OF FUN.
I HAD FUN AT KIMBERLY'S RECEPTION.
I WAS DANCING.
Kimberly: I DEFINITELY FELT THE WHITE-HOT ROMANCE TODAY.
IT WAS ALL SIZZLING, ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.
Narrator: HAS KIMBERLY'S "FOUR WEDDINGS" HOMEWORK PAID OFF?
ONLY THE GUEST BRIDES CAN DETERMINE HER FATE.
THEIR SCORES FOR VENUE, DRESS, AND FOOD ARE COMING UP LATER.
RIGHT NOW THEY ONLY REVEAL THEIR NUMBERS FOR OVERALL EXPERIENCE.
I'M GIVING KIMBERLY'S WEDDING A 7.
I REALLY LOVE THE CEREMONY, AND HER DRESS WAS BEAUTIFUL.
HOWEVER, THE FOOD WAS AWFUL,
AND ALSO, THE DRUMMERS DRIVING WERE ME CRAZY.
I'M GIVING KIMBERLY'S WEDDING A 6.
KIMBERLY'S WEDDING WAS SIMPLE AND ELEGANT.
THE DRUMMERS WERE A GREAT TOUCH.
HOWEVER, I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN
TO A WEDDING LIKE THIS BEFORE.
I'M GIVING KIMBERLY'S WEDDING AN 8.
I LOVED HOW KIMBERLY INCORPORATED HER TWO PUPPIES.
I LOVE, ALSO, HOW SHE HAD THE STRING QUARTET.
BUT THE CENTERPIECES WERE A LITTLE BIT TOO BIG.
I AM STILL CONFIDENT THAT MY WEDDING WAS AMAZING.
LET'S TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
Narrator: ...WHICH GROOM WILL STEP OUT OF THE LIMO?
Irina: OH, MY GOD, GUYS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Narrator: EACH OF THESE BRIDES BELIEVES HER WEDDING WAS BEST.
BUT ONLY ONE WILL WIN THE LUXURY HONEYMOON TO AN ISLAND PARADISE.
I HAD A TIGER AT MY WEDDING. HOW CAN YOU COMPETE WITH THAT?
EVERYTHING ABOUT MY WEDDING WAS UNIQUE,
FROM THE SPIRAL CEREMONY TO HAVING A SANTA.
WE JUST HAD A KICK-*** WEDDING.
Narrator: THE FOUR BRIDES HAVE ATTENDED EACH OTHER'S BIG DAYS
AND AWARDED A NUMBER OUT OF 10 FOR OVERALL EXPERIENCE.
TO KEEP ONE BRIDE FROM LOW-SCORING THE OTHERS
SIMPLY TO IMPROVE HER OWN CHANCES,
THE BRIDES MUST RANK THE WEDDINGS
FIRST, SECOND, OR THIRD IN THE REMAINING CATEGORIES --
THE VENUE, THE DRESS, AND THE FOOD.
THE RANKINGS ARE CONVERTED INTO POINTS --
OUT OF 30 IN EACH CATEGORY --
AND ADDED TO EXISTING SCORES.
I LIKE IRINA'S FOOD THE MOST BECAUSE IT WAS JUST YUMMY.
I LIKED DANA'S VENUE THE LEAST
BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE A CAFETERIA.
I LIKED GEYSELL'S VENUE THE MOST
BECAUSE, DURING THE CEREMONY, SHE HAD A BEAUTIFUL WATERFALL.
I LIKED IRINA'S DRESS THE MOST. I LIKED THE SPARKLES.
I ACTUALLY EVEN LIKED THE GLOVES,
WHICH WAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
Narrator: EACH BRIDE NOW HAS A TOTAL SCORE OUT OF 120.
THE RIVALS CAN FINALLY COME TOGETHER
TO DISCOVER WHO HAS WON THIS WEDDING-DAY RUMBLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LET'S MAKE A TOAST TO FOUR WEDDINGS AND FOUR WIVES.
ALL RIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS, LADIES.
CONGRATULATIONS, GIRLS.
IT'S BEEN A GREAT TRIP WITH ALL OF YOU.
YOU WITH YOUR CIRCLE OF LOVE AT THE CEREMONY.
YOU WITH THAT WATERFALL IN THE CEREMONY --
OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANY COMPETITION.
I WAS ORIGINAL, I CREATE MY OWN IDEAS, AND I CREATE A THEME.
THAT SHOW WAS OUT OF CONTROL.
YOUR ENTRANCE WAS AWESOME -- THOSE EGGS.
IF WE DON'T WIN, WE HAD A GREAT WEDDING, AND WE'RE IN LOVE.
IT'S WORTH EVERYTHING THAT WE DID.
Geysell: YOUR DRESS WAS BEAUTIFUL.
THE CEREMONY WAS TOUCHING MY HEART.
MY HUSBAND WILL BE THE ONE TO STEP OUT OF THAT LIMO.
I FEEL IT IN MY GUT.
THAT'S PROBABLY WHY MY STOMACH IS CHURNING RIGHT NOW.
KIMBERLY, YOU LOOKED GORGEOUS. I MEAN, SO BEAUTIFUL.
LOOK WHO'S TALKING. I LOVED THE WAY YOU LOOKED.
IF I WIN THIS HONEYMOON,
MARIANO AND I ARE GONNA BE CONCENTRATING
ON A COCKTAIL ON THE BEACH, AND MAYBE CONCENTRATING
ON A LITTLE BABY-MAKING AFTERWARDS.
I THINK I HEAR A LIMO.
TO WHOEVER THE WINNER MAY BE, YOU ALL DESERVE IT.
Geysell: OH, MY GOD, WE'RE ALL WINNERS.
Narrator: SO, WHICH BRIDE WILL LEAVE WITH THE HONEYMOON?
MOMENT OF TRUTH.
YOU'RE SHAKING, GIRL.
[ LAUGHS ]
Narrator: THE WINNING GROOM IS ON HIS WAY.
LET'S TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
Narrator: HE'LL PRESENT THE ENVELOPE CONTAINING
THE MYSTERY HONEYMOON DESTINATION
TO ONE OF THESE ANXIOUS BRIDES.
I'M REALLY NERVOUS.
I'M MORE NERVOUS TODAY THAN THE DAY OF MY WEDDING.
OH! IT'S COMING.
Irina: MY HANDS ARE TREMBLING. OH, MY GOD, GUYS.
OH!
Dana: OH, MY GOSH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Geysell: CONGRATS!
GO, GIRL, GO!
GO, GO, GO!
OH, MY GOD.
CONGRATULATIONS, HONEY.
WE DID IT. [ LAUGHS ]
Narrator: SO, KIMBERLY TAKES TOP HONORS.
HER WHITE-HOT ROMANCE KICKED BUTT,
AND THE GUEST BRIDES LOVED HER DRESS.
SHE WINS THE HONEYMOON WITH 84 POINTS OUT OF A POSSIBLE 120.
DANA TAKES SECOND PLACE.
THE BRIDES LOVED HER RURAL ROMP AND NAUGHTY SANTA.
SHE TIES WITH KIMBERLY FOR OVERALL EXPERIENCE
AND GARNERS A FINAL SCORE OF 78.
IRINA AND GEYSELL FINISH IN A DEAD HEAT FOR THIRD PLACE.
GEYSELL SWEPT THE VENUE CATEGORY
WITH HER AIR OF OLD-WORLD GRANDEUR
AND THE LUSH GARDENS OF SOUTH FLORIDA.
IRINA SCORED TOP MARKS FOR HER FOOD,
AND THOSE MAGIC RUSSIAN PERFORMERS
LEFT THE BRIDES SPELLBOUND.
THEY TIE WITH 72 POINTS EACH.
LET'S SEE WHERE WE'RE GOING.
OKAY, UM, "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE REACHED..."
[ SNIFFLES ]
"...HONEYMOON NIRVANA.
YOU'VE WON AN UNFORGETTABLE GETAWAY TO THE STUNNING" --
HOLY COW -- "COAST OF BARBADOS."
YES!
Dana: YES, GIRL!
GOOD JOB, GUYS. CONGRATULATIONS.
I KNEW IT WAS YOU, TOO. I KNEW WHEN YOU CAME OUT.
Dana: SHE HAD A VERY NICE WEDDING.
SHE PULLED IT OFF JUST BY WATCHING "FOUR WEDDINGS."
TAKE A LOT OF PICTURES.
DEFINITELY.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW SHE GET INTO THE WINNER, BUT I'M GLAD.
I'M, LIKE, FINE FOR HER. GOOD.
I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA BE THE WINNER.
Irina: I THINK THE TIGER HAD TOO MUCH TO EAT.
NOT AS EXCITING AS EVERYBODY WANTED HIM TO BE.
I'M SO EXCITED TO GO TO BARBADOS!
[ LAUGHS ]
I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WAS YOU.
I WAS -- YEAH, I WAS SUPER SURPRISED.
WE DID IT, BABY.
MWAH!