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- Here's something that should make everybody happy,
Channing Tatum is here.
[cheers and applause]
Wait a minute.
I mean, is that the best photo we can find?
This is my birthday show.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
I guess nobody cares it's my birthday.
There.
[audience screams]
Okay, that's better.
- [laughs]
- That's better.
All right, so you were in "Magic Mike" with Channing.
- Yes, I was. - That was fun, right?
- It was so much fun. Absolutely, yes.
Yeah.
So, me as a man,
I'm comfortable in my manhood clapping for a picture
of Channing in his underwear. - Yeah.
- He's a good-looking dude. both: Yeah.
- Listen, you're a good-looking dude.
We've seen you in just about your underwear.
- [laughs]
- I found a clip on "E! News."
You were doing an interview during the summer with Channing,
and Channing was talking about his package.
Do you remember that? - Yep.
- Yeah, I don't know if everyone saw it,
so I wanted to remind everyone.
- Actually, I had a question about the packages.
- It's early to be going in on the package questions.
- No, she just jumped. There's also no segue.
You know what I mean? - This is our first interview.
- She's like... both: "Speaking of packages."
- You did a Reddit interview,
and everyone's talking about Gilbert.
- Yeah. - So, is that legit?
- Maybe.
- Maybe... do you have a name.
- Gilbert and his little--Gilbert's grapes.
- No, I don't. - No?
Okay. Do all the boys have names?
Boys don't talk about that stuff.
[laughter]
- So, Channing's package is named Gilbert...
- Mm-hmm.
- And, uh, you have not named your package?
- Nah, my package name is kind of long.
Gilbert's goo--a short.
You say--it's a short.
[laughter and applause]
- [laughs]
- See, I wasn't even saying it like that.
Y'all nasty. - Uh-huh.
- I was just saying the name is long.
- Uh-huh. - You know what I'm saying?
- What is it? - Huh?
- I don't think you have one, and I want to fix it.
You--I think you should have a name...
- Okay. - For your package.
It's a--this is the package namer.
All right, so here's we do.
- [laughing] - This is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna spin it. - Okay.
- It's like the baby naming thing that we've done before.
- Okay. - Right?
All right, the first one that comes up is:
- 'Cause it's collective with everything in there.
- Yeah. - It's like--yeah.
- It's Alvin...and the Chipmunks.
- It's Alvin and the Chipmunks as well.
[laughing] - Alvin...and the Chipmunks.
- Alvin...and the Chipmunks.
- That's one--that's one idea.
Jake From State Farm.
[laughs]
El Chapo. - El Chapo!
[lively music]
- All right.
- That's the one. I like that one.
- El Chapo. - El Chapo.
[lively music] - [laughs]
- All right, so we've decided on El Chapo?
[lively music] - El Chapo.
- All right, while you think about your package,
I am going to show some videos.
This first video is not a cat.
It's two cats.
[cat purring] - [laughs]
audience: Aw.
- Come on.
[cat purring]
- I mean, that's just ridiculous, isn't it?
That's too cute. Okay, I call this next video
A Tiny Horse Sneezes Next to a Larger Horse.
I hope I didn't give too much away.
[horse sneezes]
[laughter]
- It fell.
- [laughing]