Real World Rewind - David's stripper runway show

David: David's got it together. Dave has got the show. ♪ Come on, y'all ♪♪ ♪ We got that better... ♪ Melissa: I will give David props The set looks great. He did pull that together. ( crashing ) ( clattering ) Oh, that's not good. Let's hope that's not an omen. And this is where they're going to turn around. Matt: If you're the person sitting in front of the camera we have to deal with what happens on air, live. We are also the ones that will end up looking like idiots if it doesn't go right. There's no mention of price or anything like that or where to buy, right? Well... Kelley: No, that... Which is good. You don't want that. Ladies, ladies, ladies-- give a lot of angles. You know, give a half angle. Turn here like that. You know wt I'm saying? Tiger, Diana, Kau Y'all must be tripping. When we start counting down from ten... We rolling, we rolling, we rolling. udio. Clear the set. Three, two one. Welcome to the Real 7 on 77. We got a great show for you today. Summer is just around the corner and I know a lot of you ladies and gentlemen are looking for some swimsuits. is Kelley: Out they come. Okay, we're starting off with Tiger tonight. I don't really know what you're supposed to say. Without information, it's all whatever you can come up with out of your head. But tonight we have a bit of a different twist. She's got this wrapped as a crisscross across the neck. Now, this has, for me, many different functions. Functionality is the key when it comes to swimsuits. You want tbe able to move, but at the same time you don't want it to move off on you. Melissa: I can't believe Julie is playing a role in this. She just really wants to have this candle shot. And black is always a great color. It's definitely always fashionable. When in doubt, just buy black. You know, going to the beach is more than just a flesh-fest, you know. Your suit says a lot about you. This is actually one of my favorites. Really? Because I think this is fairly traditional. Traditional until she swings around and... Now, that's traditional, Matt. Come on. I hope my daughter wouldn't go out in this one. I don't have a daughter but if I did have one, I'd hope she'd not go out in this. Oh, come on. Good for you, Matt. Work it, girls. Now, who is this? is is... This is, ladies angentlemen, David. He's the only male model. Kind of like, "I'm David. "Here's my harem. These are my ***." You know what, I think you can comment on his suit. I'll decide not to. You don't have anything to say? You wonder, like is that the world that he's en TV? Is that the world trying make his? I k itefinit complimnt4e cs and e bilaterals and the, um, quad-dominals. Yeah, absolutely. Now, this one'nice. Now this is the first zipper that we've seen. This is somethin that was sort of trendy in the '70s. And it's reallc. Actual, th enre suit s a very '70s fe to it. Yeah, the toss of the hair-- get the boys going there. Now, I want you to watch while she walks away but she's got lights in her shoes. Now, that is definitely, definitely fun for the evening lo. But, um... ( screaming with lau So never wear high heels on the beach. They've been known to sink in the sand and you've seen what can happen. ( laughing ) *** star shoes. Special thanks to all of our models today.