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Hi I'm German and I bet you a chocolate that you know how to read.
Impossible Loves.
I'm starting to look like a hobo.
Impossible Loves.
What's an impossible love?.
It's a love that you put in a plate and you give to Nico.
It's also an impossible love.
That person whom we could never be with.
Either because she has a boyfriend,
because she's famous.
because she's too pretty for you
or because she's a candle.
Our love is impossible.
But I love you!.
To have an impossible love is to idealize a person.
You mean that for example she's a potato but you see her as a lettuce?.
Yeah.
Her, or him if you're a girl.
Can be the ugliest ogre in the neighborhood,
They can smell like the bathroom where the fat aunt with intestinal problems
just came out of,
and they're still an angel.
She's so beautiful, she's like a angel fallen from the sky.
She's so feminine.
If perfection had a shape, it would be exactly like her.
Her skin is soft as silk.
She's so fine and delicate like a rose.
A woman like that you can only touch with rose petals.
If someone's your impossible love,
Even when they fart you will find it cute.
Isn't it right my love?.
So cute.
One of the most difficult situations,
is when your impossible love is also your friend.
It's already hard enough to be in love with someone you can't have,
so she's also a friend who you spend all day with.
It's like a constant reminder that you can watch but not touch.
And what do you do?.
You start idealizing.
You start idealizing how it would be to hold hands with her,
how it would be to hug her,
how she kisses.
There's even people who do anything to get close to the idea of it.
You were so right, it was an amazing idea to come walk to the mountains.
I told you.
Yeah, I'm super tired, I'll drink some water.
So good.
Yeah, good.
I mean, can I have some?
Yeah of course.
Thank You.
Look, Justin Bieber!.
Where?!.
This is her saliva so it's practically a kiss.
It happens.
And be careful because you never know if your friend might obsessed with you.
You don't know the things they do when you're not looking.
I'll be back in 5 minutes.
It's really sad.
It's frustrating to see day after day the person who you can't be with.
It's as frustrating as the day I forgot how to open doors.
Now let's say you impossible love is someone who you see often.
The fact that you're close,
Makes the possibility of being together bigger.
You always see her, you know her secrets,
but one day..
Germanansia?
Yes?, tell me?.
I want to introduce you to my girlfriend.
Hi.
Hi, how are you?, nice to meet you.
Yes, but now I have to leave,
Nice to meet you, though.
Her days are counted, damn her.
Like I said, the problem of having an impossible love,
is that you idealize too much.
You tend to imagine that their perfect.
Specially if they're people you will never meet in person.
Like celebrities.
For example, I loved Emma Watson.
I imagined her perfect,
beautiful.
Until one day I figured out she also goes to the bathroom.
She also sits in the toilet and pushes.
Very hard.
She's probably doing it right now.
Pushing.
It's never good to idealize someone so much.
Hey, here comes the guy you like.
Ok.
You've never talked to him?.
No, he's so macho, so perfect,
so manly,
what am I gonna say?.
You're right, he's so..
Talk to him!.
No!.
C'mon!.
No!.
Well you're gonna have to talk to him because he's heading this way.
Hi girls, how are you?.
They're never like you imagine they are.
For example if we keep going with celebrities.
When you think about Jim Carrey, what do you think?.
Laughs, humor, happiness.
I've even heard people say:
If Jim Carrey was my friend I'd probably laugh all day.
No!
No, he's a normal person.
He's aloud to sometimes not be happy.
Can you imagine if Jim Carrey was always happy?.
Jimmy, I don't love you anymore, I want a divorce.
Ok.
Jimmy, you're the worst thing that happened to this company,
you're fired!.
Ok.
Jimmy, I'm your doctor and you have 3 days left to live.
Ok.
It would be that weird.
Idealize a person is bad.
But to have feelings for someone you idealized is worse.
And you aways end up suffering.
But don't worry, when you're sad about love,
There will always be a friend that will support you when you're feeling bad.
Hey.
What?.
Do you understand anything she's saying?.
No, but if I listen to her, then she gets drunk and lets me touch her ***.
Question.
For a while I've been wondering something so here it goes.
Since when do you watch my videos?.
A week, a month,
a year, or is this the first video you watch?.
However, write your answer in the comments.
What?.
Anyway.
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Thanks to Estefania who recommended this video's topic.
And a tasty Psychological hug.
And see you next friday.
Remember to brush your teeth before going to bed.
And to check for monsters under your bed.
Or a ***.
Bye bye.
There's a lady looking in the window.
And she's pretty hot.
Downtown.