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♪ Johnny got a head of fiery hair ♪
♪ and a turbo charged backpack ♪
♪ His genius sisters use him like a lab rat ♪
♪ A neat freak dad at home ♪
♪ a super busy mom ♪
♪ The boy's best friend is a talking dog ♪
♪ Taking dog ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ Three extreme teens and an air breathing shark ♪
♪ Mega action game controller skating in the park ♪
♪ A pharabooster, Bling-Bling ♪
♪ What do we make of this ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test ♪
WHERE A GIANT UGLY DESTRUCTIVE POD-THING
IS DESTROYING PORKBELLY!
(HISS OF VACUUM CLEANER)
(PANICKED SCREAMING)
BOTH: COOL.
HANK ANCHORMAN: THE SUPER SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENCY
HAS BEEN CALLED IN TO STOP THE ALIEN BEAST
FROM DESTROYING OUR LUXURY HOTELS
AND KIDNAPPING OUR BEST CHEFS.
WE CAN'T STOP IT.
BUT WE'LL GET SOME BIGGER WEAPONS
AND BE BACK AS SOON AS WE CAN.
THREE, FOUR HOURS TOPS.
ENOUGH TALKING, MORE SMASHING!
HEY! ISN'T THAT OUR HOUSE ON TV?
UH-OH!
AHHH!
THEY TOOK MARY!
AHHH!
THEY TOOK SUSAN!
AND ALTHOUGH I'M RELIEVED,
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!
BOTH: AW...DO WE HAVE TO?
SUSAN HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!
(SCREAMING)
UGH!
TA-DA.
(EVIL CACKLE)
SUSAN: EUGENE?!
YOU'RE DESTROYING THE TOWN?!
IT'S BLING-BLING
AND I'M DESTROYING IT FOR YOU.
I FILLED MY BACHELOR POD
WITH THE BEST, MOST EXPENSIVE STUFF IN THE WORLD,
PLUS CHEFS AND ACCOUTREMENTS THAT YOU WILL LOVE.
THANKS, BUT NO WAY!
I'M OUTTA HERE!
UGH!
OH, YOU LOOK MAD.
PERHAPS SOME ICE CREAM MIGHT COOL YOU DOWN.
HOW CAN YOU SIT HERE AND EAT ICE CREAM
WHILE OUR SISTER IS TRAPPED IN AN ALIEN FREAK POD!
BECAUSE THE G-DUDES SAID THEY WERE GONNA GET WEAPONS
AND DESTROY IT!
FIRE AWAY.
(MISSILE FIRE)
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
(LOUD CRASHING)
(SCARED WHIMPERS)
INTERESTING, BUT I STILL WON'T HELP SUSAN.
BUT SHE'S YOUR SISTER!
LOOK INTO YOUR HEART
AND REMEMBER ALL THE GOOD TIMES SHE WAS THERE FOR YOU.
HMM...
(RIBBIT)
(WHISTLING) AHHHH!
AHHHH!
I SAID TO REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES.
THOSE WERE THE GOOD TIMES.
BUT WE'RE FAMILY;
WE STICK TOGETHER.
THAT BALL THING TOOK MY SISTER,
NOT TO MENTION MY ICE CREAM,
AND THIS MEANS...
WAR!
BUT THE ARMY JUST WENT TO WAR AND LOST...
BADLY!
BUT THOSE ALIENS ARE ABOUT TO FACE A FORCE
THEY'VE NEVER FACED BEFORE.
OH NO. NO, NO.
IT'S TIME FOR...
JOHNNY X AND SUPER POOCH!
I HATE THIS COSTUME!
JOHNNY: COME ON, BOY.
YOU CAN DO IT.
FLY!
UGH!
COME SWIMMING.
I'VE EVEN PAID THE EXTRA INSURANCE
FOR A DIVING BOARD.
SUSAN: DIVING BOARD!
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
AHHHHH!
NAH!
AHHHHHH!
OOF!
HOW ABOUT A MOVIE?
ALARM VOICE: WARNING.
THREATENING AIRCRAFT APPROACHING.
I KNEW IT!
MY FAMILY,
INCLUDING MY GENIUS TWIN SISTER
AND MY RECKLESS LITTLE BROTHER,
ARE HERE TO SAVE ME!
OH YEAH! OOH! I'M SO SCARED.
DON'T START THE MOVIE WITHOUT ME.
HMM...
JOHNNY: EVIL SPACE POD,
YOU ARE NO MATCH
FOR THE MUTANT POWERS OF JOHNNY X!
WE'VE GOT A KID IN A COOL OUTFIT ON A FLYING DOG.
OOF!
AH!
BOTH: EUGENE!
IT'S BLING-BLING BOY!
AND WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING, ALIENS?
YEAH.
BUT I HAVE MUTANT POWERS
AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO UNLEASH THEM
ON YOUR LATEST ATTEMPT TO DATE MY SISTER!
SO LET HER GO!
OH...WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR?
HOLD ON, THINKING...
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
NEVER!
BOTH: HMM...
JOHNNY: THEN FACE MY BACKSIDE-BLASTING POWER-POOTING WRATH!
AND YOU FACE MY GIANT BADMINTON RACQUET!
AHHHHHHHH! OOF!
PLAN B.
WE FLY LOWER AND BUTT-MELT THE FEET.
THE POD WILL FALL, CRACK OPEN,
AND SUSAN WILL ROLL OUT.
GO!
HOSE HIM!
(FARTS)
HM?
(WATER RUSHES)
(STRAINING GRUNTS)
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF WATER, SIR!
HA-HA. I HAVE YOU NOW!
(STRAINING GRUNT) (WEAK FART)
HUH?
(STRAINING GRUNTS)
I'M OUTTA POWER POOTS!
MAN, I HATE JOHNNY X.
AHHHHHHH!
OW, OW, OW!
DID YOU SAVE HER?
NO. BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS ALIENS DIDN'T TAKE SUSAN;
IT WAS EUGENE.
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
I HAVE AN IDEA!
LET'S GIVE UP.
I BET SUSAN'S HAVING A GREAT TIME.
I'VE USED THIS MICRON-MICROPHONE
TO LISTEN INTO THE POD
AND YOU TELL ME IF SUSAN IS HAVING FUN.
SUSAN: AHHHHHHH!
I DON'T LIKE SUSAN,
BUT NOBODY HURTS THE SISTER OF JOHNNY!
AHHHH!
IS THAT A ZX500 PLUTO-CONVERTER
I MADE IT MYSELF... FOR YOU.
SUSAN: IT IS AN AMAZING LAB,
BUT NOT COMPLETE!
I MEAN, WHERE'S THE ZERO GRAVITY CHAMBER?
OH, WHY IT- WHAT?
THERE'S ONLY ONE OF THOSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD
AND GETTING IT
IS NOT LIKE STEALING ICE CREAM, YOU KNOW.
WELL, THEN, I GUESS THIS PLACE
ISN'T SO GREAT AFTER ALL.
GAH! TRY TO PLEASE A WOMAN AND IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!
(LOUD METALLIC CLOMPING)
MR. WHITE: WELL, THE POD IS METAL
SO MAYBE WE CAN RUST IT OR SOMETHING.
(RUMBLING)
OH, WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU, SPY BRAINS,
TO STOP THAT EVIL BLACK ALIEN POD!
YES!
NO!
BOTH: MAYBE. BYE!
MR. BLACK: IT'S BLING-BLING, NOT ALIENS?
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
AND WE CAN'T EVEN STOP HIM WITH JOHNNY X.
THEN WE'LL HAVE TO TEAM UP!
WHO KNOWS WHAT HORRIBLE EXPERIMENTS
BLING-BLING HAS PLANNED,
NOW THAT HE HAS THE ZERO GRAVITY CHAMBER!
WOO-HOOO!
WEEEE!
I WANT A TURN! COME ON, I STOLE IT!
YEAH, AND YOU STOLE ME TOO,
SO BACK OFF!
WEEEE!!!
MR. BLACK: NOW, THE POD IS UNBEATABLE FROM THE OUTSIDE.
SO WE'LL JUST HAVE TO ATTACK FROM INSIDE.
SPY SURVEILLANCE SHOWS A SMALL EVACUATION CHAMBER
LOCATED NEAR THE BOTTOM OF THE POD.
MR. BLACK: SOMETHING SMALL LIKE A SNAKE
OR SOMEONE WHO COULD SHAPE-SHIFT INTO A SNAKE
COULD GET INSIDE.
GET TO THE COMMAND CENTER AND OPEN THE MAIN HATCH.
THEN WE'LL ENTER AND FINISH THE JOB.
YOU WANT ME TO TURN INTO A SNAKE
AND GO UP ITS BLOW HOLE?
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO BE JOHNNY X.
NOW GO!
(GROANS)
(MISSILES FIRE)
INCOMING!
JOHNNY: SHAPE-SHIFTING POWERS GO!
ALARM VOICE: INTRUDER ALERT. INTRUDER ALERT.
INTRUDER ALERT.
BLING-BLING: OH, WHAT NOW?!
WHAT'S THIS?
AN EMERGENCY ESCAPE MINI-POD.
I'M FREE!
I CAN GET OUTTA HERE!
WAIT... MONDO VIDEO ARCADE,
MAUI WAVE SIMULATOR,
SUSAN'S FAVORITE FOOD PLACES?
SELECT ALL?
HMMM.
STAND DOWN, EVIL SISTER STEALER,
AND FACE MY HURRICANE HANDS!
(GUSTS OF WIND)
SEAT BELTS!
OKAY.
TAKE THIS!
(FARTS)
HA, HA! POOT RETARDANT SUITS!
JOHNNY X...
YOUR MUTANT POWERS CANNOT DEFEAT ME!
OH, MY POWERS CANNOT... BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
NORMAL BOY HAND GO!
HA!
UH OH.
WHO-A!
AH-AH-AH!
(HUMMING)
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
I'M IN TROUBLE, AREN'T I?
NOW TO SAVE MY SISTER FROM YOUR EVIL CLUTCHES!
SUSAN, WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE Y-
MR. WHITE: WOW!
(LAUGHING)
WHAT TOOK YOU GUYS SO LONG?
(GIGGLES)
JOHNNY: I THINK WE SHOULD STAY HERE,
AND MAKE SURE HE HASN'T DAMAGED ANYTHING.
MR. BLACK AND MR. WHITE: GOOD PLAN!
ALL: WOOO-HOOO! (PLAYFUL LAUGHTER)
YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY, THIS IS A DATE.
SUSAN: NO IT'S NOT.
AND HOW COULD YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
OF THE ULTIMATE FUN SPA?
WHAT?
ALL: THE HOT TUB.
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR JOHNNY X!
WOO-HOOO!
(STRAINING GRUNTS)
ALL: I'M NOT GOING IN THERE.
(CONTENTED SIGH)
(LIGHT PATTER OF FALLING RAIN)
JOHNNY: UGH!
I HATE THE RAIN!
I DON'T GET YOU, JOHNNY.
WHEN IT'S SUNNY OUTSIDE,
ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS COME IN.
AND WHEN IT'S RAINING,
ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS GO OUT.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
(LOUD BEEPING) HUH?
UH-OH!
MY MEATLOAF PUFFS!
DUKEY: HE HAS A POINT.
YOU CAN BE VERY FICKLE.
WELL, NOT ANYMORE!
LIFE IS SHORT, MY FURRY BEST FRIEND,
AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO LET A LITTLE RAIN
RUIN OUR DAY!
(GROANS)
BOTH: YEAH! WOO HOO! UGH!...
(HUMMING)
(THUNDER CLAPS)
(TERRIFIED SCREAMS)
UGH.
OKAY, LET'S GO BUG MY SISTERS!
AS LONG AS WE HAVE NO DISTRACTIONS,
THIS EXPERIMENT COULD ELIMINATE
RAINY DAY BOREDOM FOREVER!
JOHNNY: WE'RE BORED!
OOH! RED GUSH!
AHH...
SUSAN: GO AWAY, JOHNNY.
WE'RE TESTING THE EFFECTS OF RAIN
ON LOLO'S PSYCHE.
(SAD SIGH)
WHAT'S THAT?
"DANGER! KEEP OUT!"
IT'S PERFECT!
SUSAN: IT'S A CROSS DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL CHAMBER
THAT IS NOT READY FOR TESTING.
AND WE STILL NEED TWO MORE VERY IMPORTANT INGREDIENTS
BEFORE WE CAN TEST IT.
SUSAN: SO STAY OUT!
AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING WHILE WE'RE GONE!
(MANIACAL GIGGLES)
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
LET'S READ THE SIGNS ONE MORE TIME.
THIS SAYS "DANGER"
AND LOOK... THIS ONE SAYS "KEEP OUT!"
FINE, STAY HERE AND BABYSIT SAD LOLO,
WHILE I HAVE A LITTLE FUN.
REAL FUN.
A WHOLE LOT OF NON-RAINY OR SOGGY FUN!
FORGET IT, JOHNNY. IT'S NOT WORKING!
JOHNNY: WOW! OH MAN, I'M NOT BORED.
HA-HA-HA!
DUKEY: YOU TRICKED ME!
I CAN'T SEE A THING.
AND THERE'S STUFF DANGLING
AND OW! OW! WHAT WAS THAT?
SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED MY HEAD!
CALM DOWN.
AT LEAST IT'S NOT RAINING
AND LOOK, IT'S A DOOR!
(HEAVENLY SINGING)
DUKEY: WELL, THERE'S DEFINITELY NO RAIN HERE...
FOR LIKE EVER!
AND IT'S HOT,
BUT COOL.
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
NOT COOL!
HEAD ONE: DESTROY THEM!
HEAD TWO: NOW!
(CHARGING YELL)
AHHHH!
OPEN THE DOOR!
I CAN'T FIND THE HANDLE!
THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER.
I KNOW THAT!
AHHHHHH!
SQUIRRELLY MAN: I'LL SAVE YOU!
AHHHHHH!
SQUIRRELS: OOOOOOOH...
DUKEY: WHAT'S GOING ON! WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE ARE WE?
AM I LOSING MY MIND?
SQUIRRELLY MAN: NO.
BUT WE HAVE LOST OUR LAND
TO THE WICKED TWO-HEADED WITCH.
COOL, THEY TALK.
TALKING SQUIRRELS,
THAT BEATS A RAINY DAY ANY DAY, DON'T YOU-
DUKEY: WELL, IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU SQUIRREL FREAKS.
(NEROUS CHUCKLE)
SO NOW IF YOU'LL JUST SHOW US THE WAY OUT
OF YOUR LOVELY HOLE
SO WE CAN JUST GET BACK TO OUR WORLD!
SQUIRRELLY GIRL: BUT IT IS YOU WHO MUST SHOW US,
FOR YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES.
SQUIRRELS: THE CHOSEN ONES.
BOTH: SAY WHA?
SQUIRRELLY MAN: THE CAVE PROPHECY STATES YOU ARE TO FREE OUR WORLD
AND RETURN IT TO ITS LUSH FERTILE PAST
WITH A MAGIC ELIXIR.
DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
"THE CAVE PROPHECY."
CAVE PROPHECY? HA!
I'D LIKE TO SEE THIS CAVE PROPHECY.
(LAUGHING)
SQUIRRELS: OOOOHHHH...
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING DIES OUT)
WITH A MAJESTIC ARMY,
YOU ARE TO POUR THE MAGIC ELIXIR
SQUIRRELLY MAN: AND IT'S MAGIC WILL FLOW THROUGH IT'S VEINS
AND BRING WATER BACK TO OUR WORLD.
JOHNNY: GREAT!
AS LONG AS I'M HOME IN TIME FOR DINNER?
WE'RE GOING HOME NOW!
YOU'RE DAD WILL VERY UPSET
IF HE FINDS OUT YOU WENT TO ANOTHER DIMENSION
AND BATTLED...
(EXPLOSION)
(SNARLING)
THE TWO-HEADED WITCH!
(PANICKED SCREAMING)
TWO-HEADED WITCH: I HAVE YOU NOW, CHOSEN ONES!
(KUNG-FU SOUNDS)
OOH-OOH-OHH!
WHEN DID I LEARN THAT?
HUH? (ANGRY GROWL)
SQUIRRELLY GIRL: QUICK, TO THE ESCAPE LOG!
AHHH!
AHHHHHH!
WE WILL GET YOU!
APE GUARD: IS THAT POSSIBLE, YOUR EXCELLENCY?
BECAUSE THEY ARE THE CHOSEN ONES
AND WHEN DOES THE VILLAIN EVER BEAT THE CHOSEN ONES?
BECAUSE, WELL, THEY'RE CHOSEN ONES.
AHHHHH!
OOF!
IT'S THE DOOR!
AND I FOUND THE HANDLE.
WE CAN GO BACK!
LET'S GO.
WHY AREN'T YOU COMING BACK?
WE CAN'T GO.
YOU SAW THE POWERS WE HAD BACK THERE.
WE'RE THE CHOSEN ONES.
IT WAS A FLUKE!
SO LET'S GO!
BUT SQUIRRELLY MAN SAVED US.
WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM!
DUKEY: YEAH, WELL, SQUIRREL BOY ALSO MENTIONED AN ARMY,
BUT I'M NOT SEEING ANY ARMY.
YEAH, THAT FIGURES.
I AM TRUMPHION, LEADER OF THE REBEL ARMY.
WE'RE THE CHOSEN ONES!
YEAH, I KNOW.
WE ARE HERE TO ASSIST YOU.
DUKEY: HIM. ASSIST HIM.
DOGGY GO BYE-BYE.
COME ON, WE'RE THE CHOSEN ONES.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THE CHOSEN ONES
EVER LOST ANYTHING?
NEVER!
THE CHOSEN ONES NEVER LOSE!
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE "CHOSEN".
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
I'M GOING!
HERE I GO.
BYE JOHNNY.
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YA.
I MEAN IT.
BYE-BYE.
(CROW CROWS)
(CLOCK TICKS)
(COUNTING GRUNTS) MM-MM-MM.
IF WE DON'T MAKE IT BACK ALIVE,
I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN.
(GROWLING)
TRUMPHION: THE FOUNTAIN IS LOCATED
INSIDE THE TWO WITCH CASTLE GARDEN.
LET ME GUESS, IT'S HEAVILY GUARDED,
WE'RE OUTNUMBERED AND THEY'RE WAITING FOR US.
MOST LIKELY.
BRING IT ON.
GOOOOO!!!
ARMY: AHHHHH!
APE GUARD: REBEL ARMY APPROACHING!
GOOD. THIS SHOULD BE FUN.
LET US DESTROY THEM.
ARMY: AHHHH!
(GROWLING) (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
HI-YA!
HUH? UGH!
THAT'S JOHNNY: ONE; TWO-HEADED FREAK: ZERO!
TO THE FOUNTAIN!
JOHNNY: PFFFT!
TWO-HEADED WITCH: LOOSE THE GATE ON THEM!
I TOLD YOU WE WERE GONNA LOSE!
TWO-HEADED WITCH: WE HAVE YOU NOW, CHOSEN ONES!
HUH? AH...
NOW!
WE'RE GONNA WIN BY A NECK!
AHHHH!
I TOLD YOU.
THE CHOSEN ONE NEVER LOSES!
HEAD ONE: WE CAN'T LET HIM GET TO THE FOUNTAIN!
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!
COMPUTER VOICE: DEADLY FOUNTAIN LASERS LOCKED ON TARGET.
AW, COME ON!
USE YOUR CHOSEN ONE POWERS!
DO WE HAVE ANY?
I DON'T KNOW! TRY ANYTHING!
HEY, I'M FEELING SOMETHING.
COMPUTER VOICE: BLASTING CHOSEN ONES.
NOT WORKING!
MALFUNCTION!
MALFUNCTION!
(EXPLOSION)
HEY, YOU WERE RIGHT.
YOU CAN'T BEAT THE CHOSEN ONES!
WOO-HOOO!
NOW LET'S SET SQUIRRELLY MAN
AND THIS DESERT LAND FREE!
ALL: YAY! OH...
WHOA, DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
TRUMPHION: OH, SO CLOSE.
TWO-HEADED WITCH: HA, HA, HA!
I DON'T GET IT.
WE WERE THE CHOSEN ONES!
BOTH: MORE LIKE THE CHOSEN DORKS. HA, HA, HA!
WHAT?! YOU?!
YOU PETRIFIED MY POOCH?
SUSAN: OH, RELAX, FLAME-HEADED BROTHER.
MARY: WELCOME TO OUR HYPER-HOLOGRAPHIC
VIRTUAL MIND CHAMBER.
WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHY?
MARY AND SUSAN: OUR SIMULATIONS ARE GUARANTEED TO RELIEVE BOREDOM.
WE REALLY GOT YOU, JOHNNY.
YOU LOSE.
WHAT?! YOU SAID YOU NEEDED TWO MORE INGREDIENTS
FOR IT TO WORK.
RIGHT. YOU AND DUKEY.
(CONFUSED) HUH?
MARY: WE GET BORED TOO, YOU KNOW.
NO FAIR!
IT'S TOTALLY FAIR.
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN - YOU DID -
AND WE DEFEATED YOU.
YOU LOSE, WE WIN!
BOTH: GIRLS RULE!
UM, BEST TWO OUT OF THREE!
BOTH: HMMM...
THIS TIME WE WIN!
BEST 3 OUT OF 5!
BOTH: BRING IT ON!
TWO-HEADED WITCH: STOP HIM!
WHA?!
(FIREWORKS EXPLODE)
SQUIRRELS: (CHEERING) YAY!
WE WIN! HA!
BOYS AND DOGS RULE!
BEST 4 OUT OF 7!
WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT.
THIS SURE BEATS A RAINY DAY.
ALL: WOO-HOO! AHHHH!
TWO-HEADED WITCH: GET THEM!
(BATTLE YELLS)