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Barnabe from the village Chelm, heard that in Lublin you could find beautiful and milky goats for very cheap
Barnabe from the village Chelm, heard that in Lublin you could find beautiful and milky goats for very cheap
Barnabe from the village Chelm, heard that in Lublin you could find beautiful and milky goats for very cheap
He and his wife agreed to use her dowry to buy a fat goat.
Money in the pocket, he took the road and mused about making cheeses with goat milk.
Once in Lublin, .
he met a goat vendor who gave him a beautiful fat goat FULL of milk
he met a goat vendor who gave him beautiful fat goat FULL of milk
Barnabe paid and started his walk back to the village.
Barnabe paid and started his walk back to the village.
On the way, he stopped in Piask, a village famous for its gangsters but Bernabe did not know that.
On the way, he stopped in Piask, a village famous for its gangsters but Bernabe did not know that.
On the way, he stopped in Piask, a village famous for its gangsters but Bernabe did not know that.
He got in the tavern and ordered food. But the taverner was a crook and decided to make a Galegeade and switch his old blind skinny goat against the fat and healthy one.
He got in the tavern and ordered food. But the taverner was a crook and decided to make a Galegeade and switch his old blind skinny goat against the fat and healthy one.
He got in the tavern and ordered food. But the taverner was a crook and decided to make a Galegeade and switch his old blind skinny goat against the fat and healthy one.
He got in the tavern and ordered food. But the taverner was a crook and decided to make a Galegeade and switch his old blind skinny goat against the fat and healthy one.
He got in the tavern and ordered food. But the taverner was a crook and decided to make a Galegeade and switch his old blind skinny goat against the fat and healthy one.
Barnabe, a little tipsy, did not notice a thing and went straight back to Chelm.
Barnabe, a little tipsy, did not notice a thing and went straight back to Chelm.
The village was so surprised when Bernabe started praising his goat. Yummmm she is so fat, and so milky !
The village was so surprised when Bernabe started praising his goat. Yummmm she is so fat, and so milky !
But the entire village was dismayed. Mommy in law put her hand in the air,
But the entire village was dismayed. Mommy in law put her hand in the air,
Daddy in law rubbed his beard and Mrs Bernabe wondered where her wedding was leading to.
Daddy in law rubbed his beard and Mrs Bernabe wondered where her wedding was leading to.
Surprised and angry, Bernabe left back for Lublin. Firmly decided to return the goat and tell the vendor what he thought of his manners.
Surprised and angry, Bernabe left back for Lublin. Firmly decided to return the goat and tell the vendor what he thought of his manners.
Surprised and angry, Bernabe left back for Lublin. Firmly decided to return the goat and tell the vendor what he thought of his manners.
Surprised and angry, Bernabe left back for Lublin. Firmly decided to return the goat and tell the vendor what he thought of his manners.
Surprised and angry, Bernabe left back for Lublin. Firmly decided to return the goat and tell the vendor what he thought of his manners.
On the way, he stopped in Piask again and started telling his story to the taverner.
On the way, he stopped in Piask again and started telling his story to the taverner.
how he got tricked and how he was on his way to return the goat.
how he got tricked and how he was on his way to return the goat.
The taverner, didn't want to get in trouble with the police and he switched back the goats. Bernabe was so concerned about his problems that he didn't notice a thing.
The taverner, didn't want to get in trouble with the police and he switched back the goats. Bernabe was so concerned about his problems that he didn't notice a thing.
The taverner, didn't want to get in trouble with the police and he switched back the goats. Bernabe was so concerned about his problems that he didn't notice a thing.
The taverner, didn't want to get in trouble with the police and he switched back the goats. Bernabe was so concerned about his problems that he didn't notice a thing.
At the market place, Bernabe went straight to the vendor and started yelling at the poor man.
At the market place, Bernabe went straight to the vendor and started yelling at the poor man.
Stupefied, the vendor, pointed out at the goat. It is young, Fat and full of milk,
Stupefied, the vendor, pointed out at the goat. It is young, Fat and full of milk,
what are you talking about??
Barnabe looked at the goat and was so confused. He apologized and walked back to Chelm.
Barnabe looked at the goat and was so confused. He apologized and walked back to Chelm.
On the way he stopped in Piask again and celebrated his good deal.
On the way he stopped in Piask again and celebrated his good deal.
The Taverner took this opportunity to cheat bernabe again and switch the goats again !
The Taverner took this opportunity to cheat bernabe again and switch the goats again !
Imagine, the big mess this caused in the village when they saw the old skinny goat back again.
Imagine, the big mess this caused in the village when they saw the old skinny goat back again.
The case was immediately brought up to the committee of wise men.
They deliberated for 7days and 7nights and came up to the conclusion that:
They deliberated for 7days and 7nights and came up to the conclusion that:
They deliberated for 7days and 7nights and came up to the conclusion that:
They deliberated for 7days and 7nights and came up to the conclusion that:
A young healthy milky goat bought in Lublin becomes automatically a old blind skinny goat on its way to CHelm.
A young healthy milky goat bought in Lublin becomes automatically a old blind skinny goat on its way to CHelm.
The old skinny goat died shortly after and the wise men came out with a new law
The old skinny goat died shortly after and the wise men came out with a new law
forbidding the villagers of Chelm to purchase goats from Lublin.