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>>> TONIGHT ON "RED EYE."
COMING UP ON "RED EYE," WOULD
SPIDER-MAN LOOK BETTER IN
GREEN AND YELLOW OR WOULD
CAPTAIN AMERICA LOOK BETTER AS
A CHICK WITH PINK HAIR.
THE HEATED DEBATE YOU WON'T
SEE ON SPECIAL REPORT.
AND IT IS FINALLY HERE.
BUT DOES THE WHITE HOUSE THINK
GREG GUTFELD'S BOOK WILL BE A
BEST SELLER?
>> I DON'T THINK IT IS LIKELY
AT ALL.
>> AND MEN'S ROLLER DERBY.
STUPID SPORT, REALLY STUPID
SPORT OR REALLY, REALLY STUPID
SPORT.
OUR PANEL SETTLES IT ONCE AND
FOR ALL, NEXT.
NONE OF THESE STORIES ON "RED
EYE."
>> AND NOW LET'S WELCOME OUR
GUEST.
SHE IS SO CUTE SHE BELCHES
LADY BUGS.
IT IS NOT THAT CUTE, BUT I
DON'T KNOW.
SHE WILL HAVE HER CAKE AND EAT
IT TOO AND THEN THROW IT UP.
HE IS A PERSON I MOST ADMIRE
IN THE THE WORLD, TV'S ANDY
LOOY VEE.
AND YES, THIS IS WHAT I GET
FOR WRITING HIM TO WRITE HIS
OWN INTRO DUCKS.
SITTING NEXT TO ME "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE" WRITER MICHAEL
CHAY.
HE WILL BE PERFORMING IN NEW
YORK CITY.
CHECK HIM OUT.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
>> WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A
LIVING, GREG?
>> THEY PUT THE PARTY IN NAZI
PARTY.
A MINNEAPOLIS RESTAURANT IS
UNDER FIRE AFTER HOSTING A
NAZI-THEMED PARTY DINING UNDER
A SWASTIKA FLAG. PICK --
PICTURES WERE LEAKED TO THE
MINNEAPOLIS CITY PAGES.
WHILE THE RESTAURANT OWNER
REFUSED COMMENT, ONE ATTENDEE
CALLED THE -- WHAT IS THAT?
CALLED IT HARMLESS.
I AM NOT DRUNK.
HE SAYS HE IS A MEMBER OF THE
WORLD WAR II ACTION SOCIETY.
IT FEATURES GERMAN FOOD AND
BEER.
THERE IS NOTHING PRO HITLER
ABOUT IT.
IT IS NOT NEGATIVE OR PRO.
AND ALL MEMBERS ARE SCREENED
TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT NEO
NAZIS SAYING, QUOTE, ARE YOU
NOT THERE BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE
IN WHAT HITLER STOOD FOR.
IT IS THE SAME AS WANTING TO
BE THE BAD GUY WHEN YOU ARE
PLAYING COWBOYS AND INDIANS.
MEANWHILE, SPEAKING OF
HISTORICAL
♪ ALL OF THEM HAD HAIR OF
GOLD ♪♪
♪ LIKE THEIR MOTHER ♪
♪ THE YOUNGEST ONE IN CURLS ♪
>> DON'T LAUGH.
THAT IS [BLEEP].
THEY SAID IN THE PROMPTER IT
WAS A RE-ENACTMENT OF THE
BRADY BUNCH USING CATS.
YOU DON'T PUT THEM IN BOSSES
AND THEN SAY IT IS A
RE-ENACTMENT.
>> YOU DIDN'T HEAR THE SONG?
>> I AM HEARING IMPAIRED.
>> I AM TORN OVER THIS: IF
YOU ARE ACTING YOU CAN PLAY
HOWEVER YOU WANT.
>> SO YOU SAY.
THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT.
IT IS IN BAD TASTE.
PROBABLY THE WORST PART IS
THEY INSISTED ON COOKING THE
FOOD IN GAS OVENS.
I THINK THAT IS UNCALLED FOR.
WE ARE TRYING TO KEEP THIS
UNEDITED.
>> I GET DOING A
RE-ENACTMENT.
SOMEBODY HAS TO BE THE BAD
GUY.
SOMEBODY HAS TO PLAY THE SOUTH
IN THE CIVIL WAR.
SOMEBODY HAS TO PLAY THE
NAZI.
THIS WAS A CHRISTMAS PARTY.
THIS WAS NOT A REENACTMENT.
THIS WAS GUYS SITTING AROUND
IN A UNIFORM AND EATING
DINNER.
>> I UNDERSTAND THAT IF THIS
WERE SOME KEENED OF THING FOR
A GROUP OF -- KIND OF THING
FOR A GROUP OF PEOPLE, LIKE A
PLAY.
>> IF IT WAS ANY KIND OF PARTY
I WOULD BE VIETED FIRST --
INVITED FIRST OF A YOU WILL.
>> I LIKE YOU SAID COWBOYS AND
INDIANS AND SOMEBODY HAS TO BE
THE BAD GUY.
WHAT, THE INDIAN?
HE IS A CLEAR RACIST, GOD
BLESS HIM.
>> HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
SAID COBS AND ROBBERS.
>> THAT'S TRUE, COWBOYS ARE
THE BAD GUYS.
THAT PROBABLY GAVE IT AWAY.
>> THAT GAVE IT AWAY TOTALLY.
THERE ARE SUCH THINGS AS WORLD
WAR II REENACTMENTS.
MAYBE THERE WERE PARTIES
DURING WORLD WAR II.
SO YOU CAN ARGUE IT IS AN
AUTHENTIC RE ENACTMENT?
MAYBE.
IF IT WAS AN ACTUAL HISTORICAL
RE-ENACTMENT IT WOULD BE ON A
BATTLEFIELD.
THEY DO IT IN ENGLAND FOR THE
BATTLE OF HASTINGS.
THIS WAS PEOPLE AT A DINNER
PARTY IN A NAZI COSTUMES AND
THAT'S IT.
I DON'T THINK THERE IS MUCH
MORE TO IT.
THIS GUY SAYS IT IS JUST LIKE
ANY CLUB THAT HAS A PARTY.
THEY DRESS UP LIKE GERMANS
FROM WORLD WAR II.
IT IS COOL TO EAT GERMAN FOOD
AND DRINK GERMAN BEER.
PUT ON ANOTHER OUTFIT.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRESS
LIKE A NAZI TO ENJOY A GOOD
SAUSAGE.
THAT'S MY RULE.
>> YOU CAN HAVE AN AUTHENTIC
GERMAN EXPERIENCE IN YOUR
NORMAL ATTIRE.
>> EXACTLY, EXACTLY. JOANNE,
YOU ARE LONELY.
RARELY IF EVER ARE YOU INVITED
TO ANY KIND OF PARTY.
IF YOU WERE INVITED TO THIS,
WOULD YOU GO?
>> DEFINITELY.
TO THE CHRISTMAS DINNER I
WOULD DRESS AS A SEXY ELF.
>> A SEXY NAZI ELF?
>> ISN'T THAT THE SAME THING?
>> NO, HOW DARE YOU?
DON'T BESMIRCH LITTLE PEOPLE.
>> IT LOOKED LIKE A
PRODUCTION, OR A PLAY.
IT LOOKED LIKE THE MUSICAL
"CABERET."
THAT WOULD BE A GREAT EXCUSE.
YOU NEED A COVER FOR THIS KIND
OF STUFF.
IT WAS TRYING TO FIND
EXCUSES.
MINE IS MUCH BETTER.
AND I CAN SERVE YOUR DINNER.
GEE YOU KNOW WHAT, I --
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I AGREE WITH
YOU.
THEY SHOULD HAVE SAID NEXT
WEEK WE ARE DRESSING UP AS
DRAG QUEENS AND WE ARE GOING
TO HAVE DINNER THAT WAY.
AFTER THAT PILGRIMS AND THEN
BABIES.
AND THEN ANIMALS.
WE ARE NOT RACIST. WE ARE
CRAZY.
>> IF I OWNED A GERMAN
RESTAURANT I WOULD THINK THE
LAST THING I WOULD LET HAPPEN
WOULD BE TO HAVE A NAZI-THEMED
PARTY IN IT.
IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A BAD
IDEA.
>> I LIKE THAT THAT'S YOUR
REASONING. IF THIS WAS A
JAPANESE RESTAURANT I WOULD DO
IT.
>> IT WOULD BE A DIFFERENT
WORLD WAR II-THEMED PARTY.
YOU WOULD HAVE TO SERVE
KAMAKAZI'S.
>> ISN'T IT ELITIST THAT
PEOPLE CAN WIN AN OSCAR FOR
PLAYING AN EVIL ROLE, SAY "12
YEARS A SLAVE" WHO WAS
NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR --
>> BUT THEY GAVE THEM TO THE
>> THEY GAVE IT TO THAT ONE
GUY.
MICHAEL --
>> HE WAS NOMINATED SO PEOPLE
LIKE TO PLAY THE ROLE.
IS IT ELITIST TO SAY THAT'S
OKAY, BUT THE AVERAGE CAN'T.
>> THEY WEREN'T REENACTING
ANYTHING.
THEY WERE EATING.
THAT'S LIKE THE KK BEING LIKE,
I'M SORRY, WE ARE HAVING A
MEETING.
IT IS JUST FRIDAY DINNER.
>> IN YOUR COSTUMESES ?
>> KEEP THE ROLE PLAYING WHERE
IT BELONGS, IN THE BEDROOM.
>> I WANTED TO PROVIDE ANOTHER
BALANCE TO THIS.
>> YOU WANT TO BE FAIR AND
BALANCED WITH THE NAZIS.
>> I AM AGAINST. IT BUT I
WANT IT TO BE INTERESTING.
WE PAY THEY PRAY.
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE
STALKING STUDENTS AT THE
UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE AS
PART OF AN ANTI-OBESITY
EFFORT.
THE CAMPAIGN IS CALLED GET
FRUBED AND IT IS FUNDED BY THE
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AT A COST
OF $5 MILLION.
THAT IS FIVE $1 MILLION
BILLS.
THE PUN, YOU ARE LOOKING GRAPE
TODAY IS PRICELESS.
>> GRAPEFRUIT.
>> IT IS RUN BY STUDENTS AND
IT IS TO GET PEOPLE TO UH LOPT
HEALTHIER LIFE STEALS OR AT
LEAST STARTLE
>> GET FRUIT.
>> FRUIT YOU.
>> I WILL SCARE PEOPLE ON THE
WA
>> YOU COULDN'T DO THAT IN
TEXAS.
THOSE VIDEOS COST $2 MILLION
EACH, RIGHT?
>> NO.
>> I'M PRETTY SURE.
$5 MILLION.
ANYWAY FOR MORE LET'S GO TO
>> IT IS GOOD TO HAVE A HOBBY,
MICHAEL.
>> YEAH, BUT NOT THAT.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IMAGINE WHAT THEY WOULD BE
DOING IF IT WASN'T THAT.
>> IT IS CALLED GET FRUBED.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT
PHRASE SOME.
>> NONE OF THAT MADE ME HUNGRY
AT ALL.
IN FACT, IT MADE ME WANT TO
AVOID CHILDREN AND FRUIT.
WHO IS LOOKING AT THAT
SATISFYING MAN, I NEVER LIKED
GRAPES UNTIL I SAW TODD'S
GRAPES.
NOW MY MOUTH IS WATERING.
IT IS ALSO CREEPY TACTICS.
DON'T DO THAT TO THAT GIRL.
>> IT IS NOT ASSAULT IF YOU
ARE DRESSED AS A FRUIT?
>> I THINK THAT CENTERS ON AN
ISLAND A LOT MORE THAN YOU
INTENDED.
>> THAT IS MORE *** ETHAN
GRAPEY.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> IT REMINDS ME OF THE FRUIT
OF THE LOOM COMMERCIALS.
REMEMBER THOSE GUYS DRESSED UP?
IT WAS DISGUSTING.
>> BUT THEY WERE KIND OF
SEXY.
>> IF YOU LEAK MENS WITH BOILS
ALL OVER THEIR BODY, WHICH YOU
DO.
>> WAS I WATCHING A DIFFERENT
COMMERCIAL?
>> I MEAN THE GIANT GRAPES.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?
>> IT IS A WASTE OF MONEY.
BUT IF SOMEBODY WANTED ME TO
PUT ON THAT COSTUMES AND JUMP
OUT OF PEOPLE.
I WOULD VOLUNTEER TO BE THAT
PERSON BECAUSE IT LOOKS FUN.
BUT I AM WITH YOU.
IF SOMEBODY JUMPED OUT AT ME,
THE VERY LEAST I WOULD KARATE
CHOP THEM IN THE THROAT
BECAUSE IT WOULD TERRIFY ME.
I WOULD BLOW A *** WHISTLE IF
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE HALL.
>> I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN
WALKING DOWN THE HALL WITH A
WHISTLE.
>> THEY REMOVED THE PIECE.
>> YOU HAVE TO GET TO IT.
>> YOU CARRY YOUR KEYS LIKE A
WOLVERINE BETWEEN YOUR
KNUCKLES SO IF YOU ARE
ATTACKED --
>> YOU YOU KNOW WHAT IS A
GREAT *** WHISTLE?
A GUN.
IT MAKES A WHISTLING NOISE
WHEN YOU SHOOT THEIR [BLEEP]
OFF.
JONAH, GOOD USE OF GOVERNMENT
MONEY OR A GREAT USE?
>> A GREAT USE OF MONEY.
I WOULD LOVE TO BE ONE OF THE
ACTING STUDENTS THEY ASKED TO
PARTICIPATE IN THIS.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE.
THE FACT THAT A THIS IS A
GRANT MEANS THEY HAD TO APPLY
I'M PRETTY SURE.
SO FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS IS
A GREAT IDEA AND THIS IS -- IT
SOUNDS REASONABLE, LET'S DO
IT, I VISITED THEIR WEBSITE
AND PART IS AN EDUCATION OUT
REACH.
THERE IS NOT MUCH THERE.
THERE IS A PAGE FOR EACH FRUIT
OR VEGETABLE AND IT SAYS
"FOLLOW ME."
HOW THAT WILL EDUCATE OUR KIDS
I DON'T KNOW.
THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT EXPERTS.
A QUOTE SAYS THE STUDENTS ARE
RECOGNIZED AS EXPERTS IN THEIR
OWN RIGHT.
THEIR KNOWLEDGE IS EQUALLY
VALUED AS ACADEMIC EXPERTISE.
>> WE SHOULD DO THIS
COMMERCIAL.
>> WE ARE EXPERTS AND WE CAN
DO IT WAY BETTER.
>> IT IS TELLING US ABOUT
FRUITS WE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT.
EVERYBODY KNOWS GRAPES ARE
DELICIOUS.
TELL US ABOUT KUMKWATS.
>> THEY ARE TELLING YOU ABOUT
SOMETHING YOU KNOW AND IT
COULD BE USED FOR BETTER
THINGS LIKE CURING APRIL DE'S
SAW RYE -- ANDY'S SAW
PSORIASIS.
ROBERT THESE FRUITS ACTING
LIKE BULLIES?
THEY ARE BULLYING YOU WITH
FRUIT.
>> THIS IS A GREAT CAMPAIGN
FOR ELEMENTARY SCHOOLKIDS AND
NOT COLLEGE KIDS.
ANYBODY WHO USES THE WORD
FRUIT SHOULD BE BEATEN.
CAN WE AGREE ON THAT?
ITOH IT IS A COMBINATION
BETWEEN FRUIT AND VEGETABLE.
>> I DON'T GET IT.
>> THESE POOR KIDS.
EVERYONE AROUND CAMPUS WILL
SAY, OH, THEY ARE THE FRUIT.
LOOK HOW FRUITY.
>> AND NOBODY IS DRESSED UP AS
A VEGETABLE.
>> I JUST FEEL LIKE THESE ARE
THE KIDS THAT DIDN'T GET
ACCEPTED TO DO THE PLAY.
>> THEY ARE LIKE, WHAT DID WE
DO?
>> THIS IS LIKE THE SADDER
VERSION OF "GLEE."
>> IT IS SAD THAT'S WHAT THEY
DID WITH $5 MILLION.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> IF I WAS $19 AND YOU GAVE
ME $5 MILLION, THE LAST THING
YOU WOULD SEE ME IS A THE
SCHOOL.
>>> WHAT WOULD YOU PLAN AFTER
THE FALL OF MAN A?
A NEW SHOW ASKED THAT
QUESTION.
IT IS A SCI-FI "LORD OF THE
FLIES" IN WHICH THE FATE OF
HUMANITY RESTS IN THE HANDS OF
A HUNDRED TEENAGERS.
THE HANDS OF A HUNDRED
TEENAGERS.
THE TEENS TRAVEL BACK TO POST
APOCALYPTIC EARTH IN THE HOPES
OF FINDING WHAT THEY NEED TO
START A NEW AND SAVED
CIVILIZATION.
WHAT GOVERNMENT WILL THEY FORM
AND WILL THERE BE A PLACE FOR
RELIGION?
>> WE ALWAYS-CUT THE TAPE AT
THAT POINT FOR OBVIOUS
REASONS.
MATURE CONTENT AFTER THAT.
SOME COUNTRIES I'M SURE IT IS
LEGAL.
>> IN AMERICA WE DON'T LET
THAT THING HAPPEN.
CATS ARE SPECIAL.
THEY ARE NOT A WEIRD PLAYTHING
FOR PERVERTED SINGLE MEN IN
THEIR TINY APARTMENTS.
THE WORLD IS OVER AND YOU GET
TO START A NEW.
WHAT PART OF SOCIETY WOULD YOU
WANT TO SURVIVE AND WHAT WOULD
YOU WANT TO KEEP?
>> WELL I COULDN'T THINK OF MY
OWN IDEAS SO I JUDGED THE ONES
THE GUY MADE IN THIS ARTICLE.
LET ME TELL YOU.
>> YOU HAVE A FUTURE IN TV.
>> THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD.
HE SAID HE WOULD KEEP SOCIAL
MEDIA.
IF THERE IS A HUNDRED PEOPLE
YOU ARE PROBABLY ALL IN THE
SAME LOCATION.
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S JUST A
WASTE.
THE OTHER THING HE SAID
CONVENIENT FOOD WOULD GO.
IF YOU SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I
AM GOING TO HAVE CHEETOES AND
THEY WILL BE THERE BECAUSE
THEY WILL MAKE IT THROUGH.
>> BY THE WAY, THE CHEETOES
AND THE TWINKIES WOULD BE THE
BARGAINING CHIPS WITH THE
HEATH THENS.
>> MY WHOLE POINT DURING AN
APOCALYPSE EVERYBODY THINKS
ABOUT HOW THEY WILL SURVIVE
AND PROTECT THEMSELVES.
WHY NOT BECOME THE OTHER
PERSON?
THE BAD PERSON.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
BEING SCARED.
YOU ALWAYS BECOME THE BAD
GUY.
>> I DO LIKE THAT IDEA.
WAIT A MINUTE.
IS IT BECAUSE I AM THE BLACK
DUDE?
>> I TRICKED YOU INTO
ANSWERING THE AFFIRMATIVE.
>> YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE
AFFIRMATIVE OFF OF MORADA.
>> WHAT WOULD YOU DO AFTER THE
APOCALYPSE?
>> AFTER THE APOCALYPSE?
PROBABLY JUMP IN THE OCEAN AND
GO FOR A SWIM.
YOU MEAN ALL OF THE PEOPLE ARE
GONE?
>> YEAH, THERE IS STILL FISH.
>> I STILL FEEL LIKE I AM ON
THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOD CHAIN.
THERE IS STILL STUFF THAT CAN
KILL ME.
IF I SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE, IT
IS BEAR TIME.
>> SO YOU WOULD STAY OUT OF
THE WATER?
>> THERE ARE BEARS AND BIRDS.
THERE ARE BIRDS WHO LOOK LIKE
YOU CAN TAKE A THEM UNTIL THEY
GET 10 FEET AWAY FROM YOU AND
THEN WE WILL SIGH WHO IS THE
REAL MAN.
>> THE MUSCLE TO FAT RATIO ON
A BIRD IS INCREDIBLE.
I FIND WHEN THEY ARE TRAPPED
IN A SMALL SPACE IT IS SCARY
JIE. I NEVER FOUND ONE TRAPPED
IN A SMALL SPACE.
>> I HAVE.
>> THIS IS TERRIFYING.
>> JOE?
NEW YORK'S FUTURE DEPENDS ON
THESE TEENAGERS BEING
RESPONSIBLE.
IT IS AN INTERESTING IDEA,
NO?
>> I THINK IT IS A GREAT
IDEA.
THEY REALLY LEARN TO BE
RESPONSIBLE.
I THINK INSTEAD OF SUMMER
CAMPS THEY SHOULD HAVE
APOCALYPSE CAMPS WHERE YOU
SEND THEM OFF TO THE MOUNTAINS
JIE. AND KILL THEM?
>> I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
>> I THINK MY BIGGEST CONCERN
WOULD BE PRO CREE YAITING.
I DON'T HAVE THAT MANY
OPTIONS.
IF I WANT TO SURVIVE AND I
WANT MY CHAILD TO SURVIVE I
HAVE TO MEET WITH THE MOST
ATTRACTIVE --
>> YOU WOULD WANT TO MATE WITH
A MUTANT BECAUSE YOU WANT YOUR
CHILD TO HAVE MUTANT POWERS.
>> THEY HAVE TO BE THE
STRONGEST AND THE FASTEST.
>> A GROTESQUE MUTANT WOULD BE
THE PERFECT MATE.
AGAIN PEOPLE WOULD BE SCARED
OF YOU.
YOU WOULD CREATE A RACE OF
DISGUSTING MUTANTS.
I WISH THE APOCALYPSE WOULD
HAPPEN NOW.
FRANKLY I AM BOARD.
>> ME TOO.
>> HERE ARE THE ONLY THINGS I
WOULD NEED TO SURVIVE.
ELECTRICITY.
YOU HAVE TO HAVE ELECTRICITY.
YOU NEED ONE RESTAURANT.
AND A NEARBY PHARMACY.
>> NOBODY IS WORKING THERE
WHICH WOULD BE CONVENIENT.
>> THAT WOULD MAKE IT WORTH
IT.
JUST SO YOU COULD GET
ANTIBIOTICS.
>> I IT WOULD BE EVEN MORE
CHILL IF I TAKE CARE OF THE
99.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM
IS?
IT WOULD BE POINTLESS.
EVEN THE STUFF THAT IS ALREADY
INVENTED, I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW
TO REINVENT.
LIKE IF I HAD TO EXPLAIN IT TO
SOMEBODY, I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW
TO MAKE IT WORK.
>> YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THE
STUFF WE HAVE INVENTED NOW.
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
YOU FIND OUT WHO ARE THE
AVAILABLE PEOPLE IN THE PLANET
AND THEY WOULD BE LIKE WELDERS
AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE REAL
VOCATIONS.
YOU WOULDN'T ASK AN EDITOR
FROM ESQUIRE TO HELP YOU.
>> YOU NEED A LOT OF APP
CREATORS.
>> TALK SHOW HOSTS WOULD NOT
--
>> I WOULD BE THE FIRST ONE
KILLED.
THAT'S WHY I WOULD MAKE MYSELF
EVIL.
>> THE WHOLE PREMISE IS
FLAWED. NO ONE AT THIS TABLE
WOULD HAVE MADE IT THROUGH THE
APOCALYPSE.
MAYBE JOANNE WOULD HAVE.
>> I WOULD JUST CLING ON TO
SOMETHING.
>> I WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT.
>> HOW?
>> I AM CHARMING.
>> THE THREE OF US WOULD BE
GONE FOR SURE.
>> THE ZOMBIES ARE DOING THIS
TO US?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
I REALLY DIDN'T READ THE
STORY.
I HAD A BUSY DAY.
THAT'S WHY I AM TIRED.
I HAVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF
INTERVIEWS.
HAVE YOU BOUGHT IT YET?
IT IS CALLED "NOT COOL."
GO TO AMAZON AND ORDER IT.
I AM LIKE 165 AND TRY TO PUSH
ME UNDER 100: -- 100.
JERK.
I'M THE JERK.
>>> ANYWAY, NO, I DON'T.
>> FOR TOO LONG SOCIAL MEDIA
HAS BEEN BRINGING PEOPLE
TOGETHER.
PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS,
CHILDREN, VIOLENT HOMICIDAL
STALKERS AND THEIR VICTIMS.
FINALLY IT WILL HELP US STAY
APART.
THE NEW APP IS APARTMENTLY
NAMED "CLOAK" WHICH IS SHORT
FOR PAUL McCURIO.
IT IS GOOD FOR ANNOYING
PANELISTS.
AND IT IS SIMPLE AND EASY TO
USE .
IT IS A REMINDER OF HOW STUPID
ANIMALS ARE.
PETA, HAVE I NO IDEA WHAT THE
BIG DEAL IS.
THE APP ONLY KNOWS SOMEONE'S
LOCATION IF THEY ROUTINELY
POST ON-LINE.
IT IS A GOOD START TOWARD
NEVER RUNNING INTO LOU DABS
AGAIN.
MICHAEL, WHO WOULD YOU NEVER
LIKE TO SEE AGAIN. BE
SPECIFIC AND USE FIRST AND
LAST NAMES.
>> I WAS AGAINST THIS APP
STRONGLY.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ARE
AGAINST ANYTHING STRONGLY.
>> WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO JUST
IGNORING PEOPLE OR MAKING THEM
FEEL TERRIBLE WHEN YOU DON'T
LIKE THEM.
HAVE WE TAKEN THAT AWAY?
I DON'T WANT AN APP THAT TELLS
ME HOW TO AVOID PEOPLE.
I WANT TO SEE THE PEOPLE I
HATE SO I CAN TELL THEM I HATE
THEM.
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
IF YOU DON'T TELL PEOPLE THEY
ARE ANNOYING, HOW ARE THEY
GOING TO KNOW?
I HAD A GUY TALKING TO ME
AFTER A PRESENTATION LAST WEEK
AND I SAID YOU ARE ANNOYING.
>> EVEN IF YOU THINK A GUY
TEXTS YOU CONSTANTLY WANTING
TO MAKE PLANS AND YOU DON'T
AGREE TO IT OR YOU DON'T
RESPOND TO IT, YOU WOULD THINK
THEY WOULD LEARN, BUT THEN
THERE IS PAUL McCURIO.
NOT EVERYBODY GETS IT.
THAT'S WHY YOU NEED AN APP
LIKE THIS.
>> HE NEVER GETS MY
RESPONSES. KEEPS E-MAILING ME AG
ME THE SAME QUESTIONS.
>> HE MUST BE ON AT&T.
ENOUGH ABOUT PAUL McCURIO.
THIS APP ONLY WORKS TO THE
PEOPLE YOU ARE TRYING TO UH
VOWED CHECK IN ON-LINE.
HOW DO YOU AVOID PEOPLE WHO
AREN'T TECH SAVY.
>> THAT'S THE ONE FLAW IN
THIS.
I DON'T KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO
USE FOUR SQUARE.
WHY WOULD THIS APP EXIST.
I WOULD THINK ABOUT ALL OF THE
TIMES I TURNED A CORNER AND
BEEN LIKE, BACK UP.
MAYBE SOME DAY WE WILL WANT
THIS WHEN MORE PEOPLE START
USING --
>> YOU DON'T TALK TO YOUR KIDS
ANYMORE?
>> THAT'S WHAT I HAVE DONE FOR
THE LAST 12 YEARS AND I WILL
KEEP DOING THAT.
THE APP COULD MAKE IT EASIER
AND I AM ON BOARD.
>> I WILL TELL YOU WHAT WILL
HAPPEN.
PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT THEIR
PHONES.
THEY WILL LOOK UP AND SEE THE
PERSON THEY WERE TRYING TO
AVOID AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION
OR GET HIT BY A CAR.
EITHER WAY I AM HAPPY.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
JOANNE, DO YOU WANT TO AVOID
PEOPLE OR DO THEY ALL PRETTY
MUCH AVOID YOU ALREADY?
>> I DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULD
AVOID ME.
>> CAN WE JUST CALL THIS WHAT
IT IS?
IT IS GPS.
YOU CAN FLAG THE PEOPLE WHO
CHECK IN THAT YOU DON'T LIKE.
I WOULD LOVE THIS SO I CAN RUN
INTO PEOPLE.
I CAN RUN INTO MY EXWHEN I AM
LOOKING FABULOUS AS OPPOSED TO
RUNNING INTO THEM WHEN I AM
LOOKING -- STILL FABULOUS, BUT
NOT AS FABULOUS.
>> I OWE MY EXMONEY.
>> THAT DOESN'T LOWER THE
PRICE.
SHE IS NOT GOING TO KNOCK
ANYTHING OFF.
>> YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU ONLY OWE ME 8.
I TOOK A SHOWER YESTERDAY.
>> THE PROBLEM FOR YOU, ANDY,
WHEN YOU HAVE THIS AND WHEN
YOU ARE ALONE IT WILL BE GOING
OFF.
>> STILL YOU JUST STAY IN YOUR
APARTMENT.
YOU WON'T RUN INTO ANYONE
DOING THAT.
>> IT IS BECAUSE YOU HATE
YOURSELF.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE THAT IS
TRUE.
>> NO, I DON'T.
>> YOU HATE YOURSELF AND YOU
PROJECT THAT HATE TO ME.
>> NO, I JUST HATE YOU.
>> I CAN SEE THIS IS GOING NO
WHERE.
>> THE C BLOCK IS NEXT.
IT IS SPONSORED BY TELEPROMPTER.
THANKS, TELEPROMPTER.
YOU ARE THE BEST.
THANKS, GREG, BUT ARE YOU JUST
SAYING THAT BECAUSE I TOLD YOU
TO?
OF COURSE I THINK YOU ARE THE
BEST, TELEPROMPTER.
YOU ARE A SWEETHEART GREG, AND
I AM NOT TRYING TO PUT WORDS
IN YOUR MOUTH.
>> YOU COULD NEVER BUT WORDS
IN MY UNDERWEAR.
MADE YOU SAY UNDERWEAR.
>> THAT WAS A LONG WAY FOR
NOTHING.
WILL HUMANITY BE PACKING UP
AND MOVING TO THE MOON?
NO?
>>> IS FILLING YOUR *** DOING
EARTH WRONG?
MARIJUANA GROWERS PRODUCE AS
MUCH CARBON EMISSION AS THREE
MILLION CARS.
ACCORDING TO A REPORT FOR
EVERY POUND OF WEED GROWN
INDOORS 4600 POUNDS OF CARBON
ARE RELEASED INTO THE
ATMOSPHERE.
THAT'S THE SKY, JOANNE.
IN CALIFORNIA, A STATE, INDOOR
IMROAERS USE ABOUT 9% OF THE
STATE'S HOUSEHOLD ELECTRICITY
WHILE THE OUTDOOR GROWERS USE
60 MILLION GALLONS OF WATER
PER DAY WHICH IS THE
EQUIVALENT OF 60 MILLION
ONE-GALLON JUGS OF WATER.
INTERESTING ISN'T IT?
DOES THIS CHANGE YOUR SMOKING
HABITS?
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.
IT BALANCES IT OUT.
>> REALLY?
>> THE THREE MILLION PEOPLE
ARE GETTING HIGH, THEN THEY
ARE NOT DRIVING.
THEY ARE HOME.
>> I WOULD HOPE THAT WOULD BE
THE CASE.
>> YOU CAN'T LIGHT UP A ***
AND DRIVE A CAR AT THE SAME
TIME.
WE DON'T HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
YET.
>> THANK GOD FOR THAT.
IT WOULD BE TERRIBLE IF IT
WERE OTHERWISE.
ELLISON IN THE GREEN ROOM YOU
SAID F THE ENVIRONMENT.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET
LEGALLY BLAZED.
THEN YOU THREW A HOT CUP OF
COFFEE ON ME.
>> AND FLASHED A COUPLE OF
GANG SIGNS.
I AM ALL FOR IT.
I DON'T CARE.
>> NOT A STORY HERE?
>> NO STORY.
CASE CLOSED.
NONE OF YOU SHOULD CARE 3W*
CARBON EMISSIONS EVER, FINE.
NEXT STORY.
>> IT CONSUMES 29
REFRIGERATORS OF ELECTRICITY.
>> WHY DID WE DO THIS STORY?
>> I DON'T THINK THESE STATS
ARE ACCURATE.
>> THEY COULD BE.
>> ASSUMING ONE PART OF THE
STORY IS ACCURATE.
>> I DON'T THINK A SINGLE PART
IS ACCURATE.
>> I AM JUMPING ON BOARD WITH
THAT.
>> WE NEED TO DEVELOP TINY
NUCLEAR-POWERED GROW APPS AND
EVERYTHING WILL BE SOLVED.
>> THE PROBLEM IS BECAUSE IT
IS NOT LEGAL EVERYONE IS
HAVING TO DO IT IN THEIR
HOUSES.
WHAT ABOUT CORN?
>> WHAT ABOUT CORN?
>> OTHER PLANTS?
>> WHAT ABOUT CORN, JOANNE.
YOU HAVE TAKEN COMMAND OF THE
STORY.
>> HIGH FUCTOSE CORN SYRUP IS
JUST AS UH DISTRICTING --
>> IT DOESN'T GET YOU HIGH.
>> WELL, THAT ONE TIME.
>> NO, I THINK CORN SYRUP IS
IN CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
>> IT IS IN A LOT OF THINGS.
IF SOMEONE WERE TO TAKE AWAY
OUR HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
WE WOULD BE UPSET BY IT.
MAYBE THIS STUDY IS NOT
COMPLETELY ACCURATE, BUT IT
MAKES YOU LOOK AT CARBON
FOOTPRINTS AND IT MAKES US
MORE AWARE SO WE WOULD HAVE TO
PUT MORE REGULATIONS.
>> IN THE GREEN ROOM SHE TOLD
ME GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT
REAL.
>> THAT IS NOT WHAT SHE SAID
BACK THERE.
SHE SAID IT IS A SHAM AND I
SAID ALL RIGHT.
>> ALL RIGHT, IS THERE A CASE
FOR LIVING IN SPACE?
>> I HOPE SO.
>> I DO TOO, MY FRIEND.
TIME FOR ANOTHER --
>> "RED EYE DEBATE 2014, LIVE
FROM THE" RED EYE" DEBATE
CENTER.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S "RED EYE"
DEBATE, LIVE FROM THE" RED EYE
DEBATE CENTER IN TOPEKA,
KANSAS.
I AM GREG GUTFELD.
THERE WILL BE A BRIEF
AUTOGRAPH SESSION ONLY AFTER
THE DEBATE IS OVER.
TONIGHT'S TOPIC, SHOULD WE
LIVE ON THE MOON?
STEVEN HAWKING PREDICTED WE
WILL HAVE SETTLEMENTS THERE
AND PEOPLE LIVING ON MARS BY
2100.
THE RENOUNED ASTRO PHYSICIST
ADDS THAT IF WE DON'T COLONIZE
OTHER PLANETS THE HUMANS WILL
FACE EXTINCTION DUE TO OVER
POPULATION.
THIS IS VERY, VERY SCARY THIS
OVER POPULATION THING.
SHOULD WE MOVE TO THE MOON?
>> THERE ARE NO HOES ON THE
MOON.
>> NO HOES?
>> YET.
>> THERE COULD BE.
>> I'M ALL FOR IS IT.
>> IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU
LOOK FOR?
>> THAT'S THE FIRST THING.
YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME TIME TO
PREPARE.
>> WHAT IF WE SEND THE HOES
THERE FIRST?
>> I AM ALL FOR.
IT.
>> BUT THEY ARE GOING TO --
THERE IS NO AIR THERE.
ARE YOU GOING TO DIE.
>> WELL, HAPPY.
>> BRIEFLY.
>> BE HONEST.
>> NO.
I WOULDN'T GO TO THE MOON.
>> NOT AT ALL?
JUST TO SEE WHAT IT IS LIKE?
>> NO.
WHY COME -- COMPLICATE YOUR
HYGIENE METHODS YOU TOOK
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS
TO PERFECT AND GOING TO THE
BATHROOM WITH INDOOR PLUMBING
AND YOU HAVE TO WEAR A GIANT
SUIT.
IF YOU HAVE TO DO NUMBER ONE
OR TWO YOU ARE DOING ALL OF
THIS STUFF AND YOUR POOP IS
FLYING AROUND.
HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR POOP FROM
HITTING YOU IN THE HEAD.
>> THE POOP IS THE SOLE REASON
NOT TO BE FOR THIS.
I COULD DO A QUICK TRIP.
>> I COULDN'T GO TO CERTAIN
COUNTRIES BECAUSE OF BATHROOM
ISSUES.
>> YOU CAN POOP IN A BALLOON
AND SEND IT OFF.
>> NO YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT IN
YOUR AREA BECAUSE YOU DON'T
WANT TO POLLUTE.
>> NOBODY WANTS TO GET HIT BY
A POOP BALLOON.
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG THE
UNIVERSE IS?
>> THEY WOULD NOT LET YOU SEND
THAT A OUT.
>> I WOULD POOP IN A BALLOON
AND LET IT OUT.
OR SAVE IT FOR A PARTY.
>> WASN'T POOP BALLOON LED
SWREP 11'S FIRST NAME?
>> NO.
>> THERE ARE NO MIRRORS ON THE
MOON SO I'M SURE IT WOULD BE
HARD FOR YOU TO SURVIVE.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?
>> I THINK WE WILL BE ABLE TO
HAVE PEOPLE LIVE ON THE MOON
IN THE FUTURE.
MUCH LIKE AUSTRALIA, LET'S
SEND PRISONERS THERE.
LET'S MAKE USE OUT OF IT.
WE CAN SEND PRISONERS THERE
AND WE WON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR
THEM.
ARE YOU SUCH A HUMANITARIAN.
>> I AM THINKING ABOUT
EVERYONE.
SOME IN A BAD WAY.
PRISONERS TO THE MOON.
THAT DOES SOLVE A NUMBER OF
PROBLEMS.
>> I DON'T READ.
>> I WOULD BE ALL FOR LIVING
ON THE MOON, BUT WE HAVE TO GO
THERE.
OTHERWISE WE WILL BE ON THE
SET WHERE FILMED THE MOVIE.
>> YOU DON'T STILL FIRMLY
BELIEVE WE HAVE NEVER BEEN TO
THE MOON?
>> OF COURSE WE HAVE NEVER
BEEN TO THE MOON.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE MOON?
>> NO.
>> HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE MOON?
>> YES I HAVE, ONE TIME.
>> THAT'S 100% OF THE PEOPLE
SURVEYED HAVE NOT BEEN TO THE
MOON.
>> I HAVE ALSO NOT BEEN A
CANDIDATE.
BEEN TO CANADA, DOES THAT
MEAN IT DOES NOT EXIST.
>> I HAVE.
>> TWO SPLAT -- SEPARATE COME
MIGHTING CANADAS.
>>> IT IS TIME TO TAKE A
BREAK.
DON'T THINK OF LEAVING ME
NOW.
LOOK AT THIS.
MY BOOK.
IT IS OUT NOW.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HEAR ME YELL
ABOUT IT.
YOU CAN GO AND BUY IT.
IT IS CALLED "NOT COOL."
MY TOUR BEGINS NEXT WEEK.
IT IS 31 CITIES AND 11 DAYS.
THAT'S IN FLORIDA.
FLORIDA IS A GREAT PLACE.
YOU HAVE TO GO THERE.
GO TO G GUTFELD.COM.
A LOT OF PEOPLE E-MAIL A ME
AND ASK ME WHERE THE TOUR IS.
IT IS WHERE YOU ARE E-MAILING
ME.
BUY THE BOOK.
>> HE IS RAISING THE BIG ON
E-CIGS.
IT MUST ME TIME FOR --
>> LAST MONTH THE NEW JERSEY
GOVERNOR SUBMITTED HIS
PROPOSED BUDGET FOR 2015.
INSIDE FOR SOME REASON WAS A
NEW TAX ON E CIGARETTES.
THE GOVERNOR CLAIMS THAT RIGHT
NOW VAPING IS UNREGULATED AND
HE WANTS TO RAISE THE TAX TO
THE SAME LEVEL AS T
CIGARETTES WHICH DISS 2.70 --
$2.70 A PACK.
THINGS WERE HEATED AS ONE
JERSEY RESIDENT CALLED THE
IDEA, QUOTE, RECKLESS AND
HARMFUL.
STEVEN CLARK SAID HE GOT OFF
REGULAR CIGS THANKS TO THE
ELECTRONIC COUNTERPARTS.
ECIGS HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO
MAKE CIGARETTES OBSOLETE.
HE IS NOW HAPPILY SHOOTING
HAIR ROW RINE.
I -- ***.
I JOKE.
WHY DO THEY WANT TO TAKE
SOMETHING HELPFUL TO PEOPLE
AND THEN MAKE THEM EXPENSIVE.
>> A, THEY ARE CLINICALLY
INSANE.
BY RAISING THE TAX OS
CIGARETTES -- E CIGARETTES
THEY MAKE IT HARDER FOR POOR
PEOPLE TO BUY THEM.
IT IS LESS LIKELY THAT POOR
PEOPLE WILL GET LUNG CANCER
AND EMPHYSEMA.
THE SECOND REASON IS CHEM
TRAILS.
THE VAPOR FROM E CIGARETTES
INTERFERES WITH THE CHEMICALS
THE GOVERNMENT IS SPRAYING US
WITH TO KEEP DOCILE SHEEP.
POLITICIANS ARE DOING WHAT
THEY CAN TO STOP.
IT.
>> FINALLY SOMEBODY IS TALKING
ABOUT CHEM TRAILS.
>> THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE MY
LIFE IS IN DANGER NOW OR WILL
BE AFTER THIS AIRS.
>> I CANNOT EXPLAIN IT TO
YOU.
GOOGLE IT, MICHAEL.
WHY IS HE TRYING TO DO THIS?
WHY TAX SOMETHING THAT HELPS
PEOPLE?
>> DOES IT HELP PEOPLE?
>> YEAH.
I HAVEN'T HAD A CIGARETTE IN
FOUR MONTHS.
>> WHY ARE THEY TAXING
SOMETHING THAT HELPING PEOPLE?
>> HE TURNED IT BACK ON ME.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
NOW.
ELLISON.
HE IS TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE,
THAT'S WHAT HE IS DOING.
>> WE TALKED ABOUT E
CIGARETTES THREE TIMES.
I AM NOT CONVINCED IT IS NOT
NECESSARILY A GATEWAY TO
CIGARETTE SMOKES.
>> IT IS NOT.
>> THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE
BASED ON AN NECK DOUGH TALL
EVIDENCE, BUT I DO THINK THEY
ARE ABSOLUTELY BETTER THAN
CIGARETTES AND PEOPLE ARE
USING THEM TO QUIT.
MY UNDERSTANDING IS THEY ARE
HIGHER LEVELS WITH NICOTINE
AND SOME GO COMPLETELY DOWN.
IT IS RECKLESS TO TAX A
PRODUCT THAT IS BETTER THAN
CIGARETTES AND WILL HELP A LOT
OF PEOPLE WHO ARE SMOKERS
NOW.
>> THAT IS CORRECT.
>> THAT'S WHY YOU TAX IT
BECAUSE IT IS A BUSINESS AND
YOU SAY OH THEY ARE ALL BUYING
THIS STUFF, WELL LET'S --
MAYBE THEY SHOULD LOWER THE
REGULAR CIGARETTES AND GET
THEM TO PAY MORE FOR THE
E-CIGARETTES.
>> THEN MORE PEOPLE WOULD
SMOKE THE OTHER CIGARETTES.
>> WELL, WE ALL GETTING PAID,
RIGHT?
>> WHEN DO WE GET OUR CHECKS?
>> THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
YOU SHOULD OPEN -- THIS IS THE
BEST BUSINESS, AN E-CIGS.
>> I SHOULD.
>> DO IT TONIGHT.
>> DO YOU BELIEVE ANYONE WHO
SMOKES E CIGARETTES SHOULD BE
SHOT IN THE FACE?
>> I AM COMING AROUND ON THIS
IDEA.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS BECAUSE
I HAVE BEEN AROUND ALL OF YOU,
BUT I THINK TO DETER PEOPLE
FROM BUYING THESE E-CIGARETTES
E-CIGARETTES WHICH IS BETTER
THAN ACTUAL CIGARETTES, IT IS
AIR TABLE.
TO SAY THIS IS A SYNTAX AND
THAT YOU WILL PROFIT FROM IT,
I DON'T SEE HOW YOU WOULD.
IF YOU WANT TO TAX SOMETHING
ELSE, IT SHOULD BE CNIBON
BECAUSE IT WILL DETER ME FROM
EATING IT AND HELP THE OBESITY
PROBLEM IN MARK.
AMERICA.
>> THAT'S AN OBVIOUS POINT.
CHRIS CHRISTIE IS OVERWEIGHT.
WITHOUT THE TOBACCO AND THE
TAR IT WOULD ACCELERATE YOUR
METABOLISM AND YOU WOULD LOSE
WEIGHT.
THE FACT IS WHY ISN'T HE
WILLING TO TAX FATTENING FOODS
WHY?
IF YOU ARE GOING TO RAISE
TAXES -- I GUESS WHAT I'M
SAYING, TURN IT BACK ON HIM.
>> I DON'T WANT TO TURN IT
BACK ON HIM.
I WANT TO TURN IT BACK ON NO
ONE.
>> I AGREE WITH YOU.
WE NEED A REVENGE TAX.
THIS IS BAD.
THIS IS NOT GOOD. I LEAK
CHRISTIE, BUT I AM ANGRY WITH
HIM.
>> I'M SURE HE IS VERY
DISAPPOINTED IF HE IS
WATCHING.
>> IT WILL KEEP HIM UP AT
NIGHT TO KNOW A TALK SHOW HOST
IS UPSET WITH HIM.
WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
E-MAIL US AT RED EYE AT FOX
NEWS.COM.
DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR
ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING?
TIRED OF THE CATS.
TIRED OF THE CATS.
DON'T SEND THE CATS, UNLESS
THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING
INTERESTING THEN LOTS OF
CATS.
UNLESS THEY ARE BORING, THEN
NO CATS.
NO CATS AT ALL.
GO TO FOX NEWS.COM/RED EYE.
CLICK ON SUBMIT A VIDEO.
THE LAST STORY IS ABOUT WOMEN
AND MEN AND HOW DIFFERENT THEY
ARE.
>>> YOU HAVE TWO GIANT PLATES
OF BONE LESS PORK RIBS.
I AM PAYING FOR IT NOW.
SPEAKING OF PORK, I KNOW THAT
MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.
COMING UP TOMORROW ON THE NEXT
"RED EYE" GOOD NEWS WE HAVE
THE LOVELY AND TALENTED JILL
DOBSON.
THAT'S ON THE LEFT.
THE BAD NEWS IS WHAT'S ON THE
RIGHT, WHATEVER THAT IS.
IT RHYMES WITH PAUL
McCURIO.
HE COULD SHAVE ONCE IN
AWHILE.
>> I THINK HE IS DREAM.
>> E BLOCK.
LAST STORY.
THAT'S THE LAST STORY.
>> I WONDER IF McCURIO
WATCHES THIS SHOW?
>> NO WAY.
>> WHEN GUYS ARE REELING, DO
THEY HAVE LESS FEELING?
DURING MOMENTS OF STRESS
MEN'SY EMOTIONAL IN-- MEN'S
EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE DROPS.
THAT'S ACCORDING TO A STUDY
THAT I FAILED TO READ BECAUSE
I AM BUSY.
RESEARCHERS PUT PARTICIPANTS
IN STRESSFUL SWAGESES AND
FOUND THAT -- SITUATIONS AND
FOUND THAT MEN WERE UNABLE TO
REALIZE THE EMOTIONS OF
OTHERS.
YOU ARE NODDING AS THOUGH YOU
MOW SOMETHING.
YOU ARE A WOMAN.
WERE YOU ABLE TO FOLLOW THIS.
>> I DIDN'T FOLLOW ANYTHING
PAST THE FIRST PARAGRAPH.
EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE?
WHAT IS THAT?
>> WHAT IS EMOTIONAL
INTELLIGENCE.
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
>> IT IS A MODERN PHRASE.
>> IT IS A SEXIST PHRASE.
>> IT IS SEXIST.
>> MICHAEL, ARE YOU SURPRISED
BY THE RESULTS OR LIKE MOST
MEN DO YOU NOT CARE AT THIS
POINT?
>> OF COURSE.
I AGREE WITH IT 100%.
THEY START TO LOOK AT IT AND
THEY SAY MAN, I'M TOO COOL FOR
THIS.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO ME.
THEY GLAZE OVER AND THINK
ABOUT ME AND I STORM OUT.
>> ARE YOU REALLY STRESSED
RIGHT NOW?
>> IT IS LIKE FOX NEWS.
>> THIS IS A FRIENDLY
ENVIRONMENT.
WE HAVE WATER.
>> I LIKE SPRITE.
>> WE MAKE IT TASTE LIKE
SPRITE A.
WHO HAVE I NOT TALKED TO?
>> ME.
>> ANDY IS THIS A STUDY ABOUT
STRESS OR UNCARING JERKS LIKE
YOU?
>> MEN ARE THE FIGHTERS.
A STRESSFUL SITUATION BACK IN
THE DAY MEANS SOMEBODY WAS
TRYING TO KILL YOU.
IT IS EASIER TO FIGHT IF YOU
DON'T HAVE EMPATHY FOR YOUR
OPPONENT.
SO MEN EVOLVE TO LOSE THEIR
EMPATHY WHEN THEY ARE
STRESSED.
I CAN SIT AND POKE A THOUSAND
HOLES IN THE THEORY, BUT I
DON'T CARE.
>> NO, YOU DON'T CARE.
>> ALL OF THIS COMES BACK TO
CERTAIN ROLES.
>> AND WOMEN ARE MORE
NURTURING.
MOTHERS AND WIVES ARE STRESSED
AND THEY HAVE TO MULTI TASK
AND THEY HAVE TO LISTEN AND
DEAL WITH EVERYONE ELSE'S
PROBLEMS.
FOR THE TWO MOTHERS WATCHING
RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE WELCOME.
I THINK THE STUDY MAKES
SENSE.
IT DOESN'T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT
IF PEOPLE HAVE ANY EMPATHY TO
BEGIN WITH AND HOW STRESSED
THEY GET ON ANY PARTICULAR
OCCASION.
LIKE MOST OF OUR STUDIES ON
THE SHOW.
KIND OF WEIRD.
>> HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN WOMEN
LIVE 10% LONGER THAN A MEN?
>> WE ARE PREDISPOSED TO TAKE
IN ALL OF THAT STRESS.
>> OR MAYBE MEN WILL
THEMSELVES TO DIE SOONER
BECAUSE THEY ARE LIVING WITH
WOMEN.
THAT'S WHAT ANDY SAID TO ME
EARLIER.
I WAS DISGUSTED BY THAT.
>> I JUST THINK IT IS WOMEN
TAKE CARE OF MEN BETTER THAN
MEN TAKE CARE OF WOMEN.
WE DIE QUICKER BECAUSE YOU
TAKE CARE OF US.
>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT
MEANS, BUT IT MADE SENSE AT
THE TIME.
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS WHEN
IT COMES TO THINKING WITH THIS
BRAIN.
THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON UP
HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
TV'S ANDY LEVY, JOANNE AND
MICHAEL SHAY THAT DOES IT FOR