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Wow, you seen the new Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag?
It's gonna Pirate-Hoe-Sing.
Yeah Well, I don't think will be getting it as soon as it is released.
What? You won't do that you crazy ***. I need to play.
Oh No. (I need it, I need it)
Yeah, sure, who the *** let Winky in again?
This is the new series of Assassin's Creed videos we'll be making.
Why? Well, because I love AC. Yes, we are in the "it's complicated" part of our relationship
but I'm pretty sure things through fine and well.
First off me analyst vision to explain some uncertain things and points I want to make.
GAME NAME
The game wasn't called "IV" alone, without the subtitle "Black Flag"
because it isn't entirely a classic AC game. Well, got no Desmond Miles in there.
Instead is a backwards compatibility with the same structure or kind of.
And they didn't call it "Black Flag" alone, because they didn't want the consumers to believe
it was just a side game, pretty much like Brotherhood or Revelations.
So instead we now have Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag.
The story according to some sources now takes place in an Animi Ops thing.
No more Desmond Miles as I said. And instead we have Abstergo pulling off some weird-*** experiments in there... weird.
Tell me something I don't know.
We'll get updated about it of course.
KENWAY
I say it: Compensating for the soon-to-exist "Connor the frigid Assassin"...
Because he has not been born yet, Edward Kenway will be Ratonhnhaké:ton's grandfather.
...now he have this blond model-faced super-male-***. No offense there.
They are compensating for Connor's Inactivity. [*** INACTIVITY]
Course, it wasn't the enough to raise a decent child - Haytham turned Templar.
But Templars are good.
And who knows how but at some point in the Kenway dynasty they changed:
From “Casanovas”, to “Politically Correct” to “Useless, Apaches, Mohawks”.
No, I am not against Connor the Native American Assassin, just sayin' his personality contrasts a lot with the rest of the characters.
PETA ROUND
PETA you can go suck some male whale ***.
Alright. Don't suck, lick or anything disgraceful just make sure to take care of it because we need to conserve the species...
And of course they need the... To continue on with the species.
I don't have to move the mouth I just did it...
UBISOFT
Glorify in your awesomeness you late UBI-Devs.
I was *** raging for free-aim before Brotherhood hit the stores.
C'mon. It was basic all along and you just came to realize it?
You better have some damned crouch system there as well.
But anyways, thanks UBI for the free-aim.
Good thing I didn't blow up the installations when you decided to kill Lucy.
You killed her, you ***.
PETA ROUND 2
Alright, here it comes PETA.
It's ok to kill human beings in this game because I don't know if you know it or I don't know if you don't remember it
or I don't know if you want to just ignore it but human beings are animals as well.
Weird, different, whatever but still *** animals. We are *** mammals dammit.
So don't come to *** me or me boys at UBI-***-SOFT.
So it's ok to kill human beings and you don't give a *** about that?
Remember we are still animals, different race maybe, but still *** animals.
Besides it is not like you have already seen you can whack-the-water-out of those whales.
It's just a damned video game aight. It ain't like those 12-year-old kids are gonna be around harpooning whales in real life.
...Wait. Will they?
RELEASE AND PLAYSTATION 4
According to some official sources the game is already advertised for PS3, XBox 360, Wii U, PC and certainly PS4.
As well as Next-Generation consoles whenever they may come out, which is more likely only Microsoft's line but whatever.
By far the Play Station 4 version will be the best, top notch ***, alright.
UBISOFT has make sure that I feel bad for buying an XBox 360 cause all the awesome stuff comes out for Assassin's Creed in the PS version.
Awesome missions, more extra content, super-duper awesome ***, and I wanna *** play it but I cannot because I have and XBox.
Alright but when the new Play Station comes out I'm gonna go *** buy it.
Because you know what? I can bet, I can *** guarantee that the new Play Station 4 thing will not cost 800+ bucks.
I can *** bet on it, ya'know. If it costs more than 500 bucks it ain't gonna sell. End of the *** story.
You don't have to worry more about *** like that.
And you know what... I'm not gonna speak about that right now, I'm gonna make another video of it so let's continue on.
NECCESSARY RECAP
Alright you probably didn't get most of what I was saying but here is a list of the basics.
-PETA is bothering UBI for that PICTURE leading to believe that you can Harpoon-"***" them Whales.
-There is information about a newly developed free aiming for the guns and such.
and of course we have
-A new Blond, Model-look, Macho Male, Skilled, Feared and seemingly Charismatic character
named Edward Kenway
-ON THE SIDE NOTE: You can dive in deep waters and dual wield blades.
AWESOME.
-Oh & it's set in the Caribbean sea.
Will we get to explore the Bermuda Triangle then?
Well, it's pretty close actually and still in the Atlantic Ocean but in another position if I don't mistake so probably not
but you can never be too sure with these UBI-guys they always make sure some crazy *** stuff comes out.
So those are some facts of the upcoming Assassin's Creed Game we'll be speaking about it so keep in touch.
This is everything right now, see you later guys.