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My name is Tommy Bolger. The year I turned 22 I made €8 an hour which really pissed
me off because I had to eat beans on toast for dinner four days a week.
What can I say? I live the student life.
I'm a man of the people.
And that's why I'm running for students' union president.
Do you know what a fugazi is?
Hey, it's a fugayzi, it's a fugahzi, it's a wozzy it's a woozy! It's [whistles] fairydust.
Is all of this legal?
Absolutely. -What's so good about you?
You have my money strapped to you, that's what so good about me.
Oh my god!
Any *** you might want?
Did you just try and bribe a university official?
So how does this actually work?
So, there's basically three lads, right? They hop up on a couple of donkeys and have a race
around campus. I mean, this is their gift, right? These donkeys, they're built, you know
to be ridden like a horsey. -This has been done before.
-Yeah, sure that video from '94.
The Castletown Donkey Derby!
Stop!
Lads, safety first. -Safety is first. I don't want to get a bad reputation.
So weird, Tommy.
Vote Tommy Bolger!