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With some advice for kids on being cautious of strangers, here's
"The Dangerous Stranger"
with Chris Fairbanks.
Kids love to play poke and tickle in the junkyard.
They've had their tetanus shots, so no need to worry, right?
Wrong.
Guys that look like Walt Disney know exactly what boys like.
Check this out, fellas!
Knives.
Give a kid a shiny knife
and he will never listen to reason.
Sorry Billy, this guy says he's not into threesomes.
See you at home!
While he's being molested,
let's go to the movies!
Strangers love movies. [man humming]
Oh that guy's not your uncle.
Yeah one seat, that'll do it!
In his defense, this fifteen-year-old appears to be forty,
because she smokes.
And here's the exact same move.
Maybe next time stay out of the *** theatre, huh Betty?
Throwing berries at each other's faces is fun, but it can also
make old guys notice you and offer you terrible candy. Man: Okay, come on with me, I'll give you
some of my candy, over here... Boy: ***, ***, ***!
Chris: Oops off to the woods for this man. Sally wishes she had a real friend.
And a bouncier ball. Man: Hey you want to bounce that ball in my house? Chris: Jesus Christ, how many
pedophiles are in this town?
"Oh, ***," says her doll.
Now she's just a headline in the newspapers.
Remember those?
"Extra, extra"
"Another molestation in my horrible town."
The lesson here?
Don't let your sweet tooth get your sweet little *** molested.
Have a good day!