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>> PwNeDoScAr: Bonus content time everybody.
Tamloo here has
>> Tamloo [INTERRUPTING PwNeDoScAr]: I have a book. It is
from the author of I Am America (And So Can You!)
>> All: Stephen Colbert's I Am America (And So Can You!)
>> PwNeDoScAr: Alright. And within this book, I'll explain this while
Tamloo finds it. In this book there is a char...
[TAMLOO CHUCKLES]
>> PwNeDoScAr: Damn you're fast.
[ZACH121K LAUGHS]
>> PwNeDoScAr: In this book there is a chart
for determining the homosexuality of a person.
We're going to test Giraham.
>> Tamloo: Now, up in the... [ZACH121K INTERRUPTS]
>> Tamloo: upper right hand corner
>> PwNeDoScAr: Left hand corner.
>> Tamloo: This, this side of the video.
Um. I'm gonna where the game's normally is.
Im gonna put... the chart... of gayness.
In this book. Copyrighted. I know.
>> PwNeDoScAr: Oh man! We're pirates.
I shouldn't be wearing this Fedora,
I should be wearing an eye-patch.
>> Tamloo: That's in the book.
>> Zach121k: We probably have...
>> Tamloo: [INTERRUPTING ZACH121K] Start!
OK, let's start here.
>> PwNeDoScAr: Alright. First Question.
>> Tamloo: We're gonna ask this about Giraham.
>> Zach121k: This is just gonna be...
>> Tamloo: Is he wearing a dress? Yes or no.
>> PwNeDoScAr: Ah, hang on.
>> Zach121k: Can we pull this back up?
>> PwNeDoScAr: Yea. Pull the screen back up real quick.
Just like, hit stop on the recording.
>> Tamloo: Let's pull it back up here.
>> PwNeDoScAr: Let's pull 'em back up.
>> Zach121k: [INAUDIBLE]
>> PwNeDoScAr: On the HOME menu.
>> Zach121k: Yes.
>> PwNeDoScAr: He is not wearing a dress.
He's wearing a cloak, and he just happens to be
wearing tight pants.
Ok so [TAMLOO INTERRUPTS]
>> Tamloo: Ah. Should we consider that?
>> PwNeDoScAr: I consider that not being a dress
just 'cause it's not a dress
>> Tamloo: Not a dress.
Is he wearing makeup?
>> PwNeDoScAr: Oh, Hell yea.
[ALL LAUGH]
>> Zach121k: Yea.
{LAUGHING CONTINUES]
>> PwNeDoScAr: Yes he is!
>> Tamloo: Okay, he's
>> Zach121k: Look at, Look!
>> Tamloo: He's wearing makeup!
Clearly yes!
Is he an actor or TV personality currently
at work?
>> PwNeDoScAr: Um, no. I'm gonna say, no. 'Cause he's
not really a TV personality. He's just a minion.
>> Tamloo: No. Is he...
>> PwNeDoScAr: Is he David Beckham? No
>> Zach121k: Who?
>> Tamloo: Nope.
>> All: GAY!
>> Tamloo: DING DING DING DING DING!
We have a winner/loser.
>> PwNeDoScAr: We're sorry Giraham, but Stephen Colbert
has Spoken.
>> Zach121k: Wait wait! Let's do Groose.
>> Tamloo: I'm sorry.
>> PwNeDoScAr: Wait wait. We do have to do Groose now.
We have to test everybody. We have to test everybody.
>> Tamloo: Giraham is gay.
[JIBERISH]
>> Zach121k: I wanna do Groose.
>> Tamloo: Okay. Go 'head.
>> PwNeDoScAr: Okay Zach, You do Groose.
>> Zach121k: Is he
Does he wear a dress?
>> PwNeDoScAr: No.
>> Zach121k: Is he wearing makeup.
>> PwNeDoScAr: No. Ah, actually
>> Tamloo: Actually
>> PwNeDoScAr: I'm not sure of it.
>> Zach121k: No no. He doesn't wear makeup.
>> PwNeDoScAr: But...
>> Tamloo: Hold on...
>> PwNeDoScAr: But his big *** orange lips though.
>> Tamloo: Hold on...
I would count that.
>> PwNeDoScAr: I would count that as makeup personally
because like, nobody has orange lips...
In the Zelda series.
>> Zach121k: But that is just the same thing. Let's say no.
>> PwNeDoScAr: No makeup. Unfortunately.
>> Tamloo: No makeup.
[JIBBERISH]
>> Zach121k: Is he proper, clean cut,
and does he make you feel like you could leave your daughter with him
when you went to the movies.
>> Tamloo: If I was Zelda's dad.
>> PwNeDoScAr: He's clean cut. Nice hairdo,
but I wouldn't leave him with Zelda.
>> PwNeDoScAr: Unfortunately no. We're gonna have to say no.
>> Zach121k: Does he have a moustache?
>> PwNeDoScAr: Nope. No moustache.
>> Zach121k: Is he currently blowing you?
[ALL LAUGH]
>> PwNeDoScAr: Nope.
>> Tamloo: At least I don't think so.
>> Zach121k: Aw, man!
>> Tamloo: It says no. Where is it going to?
>> Zach121k: It goes to the "not gay".
>> PwNeDoScAr: Ah...
>> Tamloo: Wait, no. Is he currently blowing you?
>> Zach121k: No no no. It goes to
Does he have an earring?
>> PwNeDoScAr: Yes.
>> Tamloo: Yes
>> Zach121k: Could he improve the layout of
this flowchart?
>> PwNeDoScAr: Probably.
>> Zach121k: He is gay
[TAMLOO YELLS]
>> Tamloo: DING DING DING DING DING!
We have a winner!
>> Zach121k: let's do Link.
>> PwNeDoScAr: No, we already determined that one.
[PWNEDOSCAR LAUGHS]
>> Tamloo: Um...
>> PwNeDoScAr: Man, don't you just love it when we do
*** episodes like this?
>> Zach121k: Well this is an episode.
>> PwNeDoScAr: It's a bonus episode. it's gonna be like
a "part b" to the start of the boss video here.
>> Tamloo: Alrighty. I'm Tamloo here.
>> PwNeDoScAr: I'm PwNeDoScAr.
>> Zach121k: And I'm Zach121k.
>> Tamloo: And we're sign...
>> PwNeDoScAr: and from our secret Canadian base...
we're signing off