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Okay what. Dude wtf, Dude.
What the hell did you do with your arm?
So, you know how crossing the road in like super busy cities can be like very dangerous?
Yeah, reckless drivers and all
Yeah, so I tried to cross the road and tripped over a loose tile.
and this is only a fracture of laydee's clumsiness My Name is DeeDee
My name is LayDee And this is the weather forecast
*intro music*
Auw!
Welcome welcome to an emergency episode of the weather forecast.
This is a special episode dedicated to this nitwits forearm that’s been wrapped in tight
cloths for more support.
So Laydee, please enlighten us, what did happen? Did you actually trip over a tile?
Yeah, more of that later. A few days ago i went out rollerskating, and I was trying to improve my nimble set of skills outdoors
instead of relying on the sooth rolling surface of the gym.
I stopped at a pedestrian crossing...and tripped over a freacking loose tile while standing still.
It’s going tibia ok. That was a joke. Look it up.
Let’s continue with the weather.
The weather this weekend in the Netherlands will be 3-4 degrees castius…ugh…I mean Celsius of course
And at the top of the mountains of Alpes, Mont Blanc which spread across Austria, France,
Germany, Italy, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Slovenia, and Switzerland it will be a chilly -16…castius.
And that is the same as 3,2 Degrees Fahrenheit.
What do mountains and casts have in common you might ask yourself?
Besides the enormous casts of snow and the army of tourists that go there every winter,
it is also home to infamous collective of trauma helicopters that have their own show
in the Netherlands.
But when winter is over those heli's are never to be seen from again...until winter is coming
unless there is a cyclist in the middle of nowhere crying out for help.
We’ll just roll along with the stereotypes here
Basically Baywatch without the unnecessary drama, nudity and just lots of frozen water
and blood.
Yeah something like that
So, what to do in this weather…or if you have a broken limb:
Watch movies and series like: Brothers in Arms, Armageddon, Unbreakable, Breaking Bad, and Cast Away.
Listen to: Limp Bizkit,
Visit a beautiful CASTle near you
Doodle with a sharpie on ones cast
Come up with Humerus puns
Sign up for wheelchair sports to keep yourself fit, or if you broke your arms, start the squat challenge
Volunteer at the paediatric department and crack up those kids whom had the misfortune
of ending up with one of these
So remember, if you ever go skiing, or rollerskating
always turn left if nothing is going right.
If you break a leg Make sure you make the cast
And it’s not the end of the world Just the Armageddon