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Oh my god, who the **** are you?!?
They call me by many names.
The Starman, Ziggy, the Goblin King...
But I am none other than...
... DAVID BOWIE!
Oh. Him.
Cervantes shall never be beaten by an Irish man!
Hey, Li Long is awesome, man. Don't mess with him.
Oh, blast, a power cut.
That was no power cut, Danny.
That...
... was Zeppelin.
Bloody High Voltage album. We'll teach AC/DC a lesson.
YES PAIGE, SIR!
Plant, I want you to blow up their headquarters.
YES PAIGE, SIR! Wait, what?
Robert Paige, I see.
That's JIMMY Paige. (Oh yeah)
And I'd like to know why our electricity was cut off!
I mean, we were right in the middle of Soul Calibur IV.
Soul Calibur IV sucks. The next time you're out shopping I recommend Tekken 2.
Why don't you shut up and tell us why the electricity's flat?
It's all part of our evil plan.
What PLAN?
OUR plan to become the best progressive rock band EVER!
You selfish git.
Look who's talking.
I'VE had enough of you glam rock artists and your 48 crashes and your wig wam bams
and your dynamites and your year of cats and your...
Well, look who's talking. You don't see US giving a crap about you hard rock artists
and your immigrants and your Rosies and your dark sides of the moon.
We're planning to blow up every single HQ of rock stars that are NOT us!
I don't even like their music that much.
Yeah, well not EVERYONE likes your music.
Well, that's THEIR problem.
We're not gonna let you get away with this, PAIGE.
Yeah? Well, get your arses over here.
YES PAIGE, SIR!
Not you.
(David Bowie - Young Americans)
This is it, Bowie.
You said it, Jim.
BY THE POWER OF STARDUST!
Stardust.
(David Bowie - Changes)
Let's end this.
You said it, Jimmy.
(David Bowie - Space Oddity)
Just like Dirty Harry. I should have added a punk speech.
Right, Da--? Oh.
GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY ALTER EGO!
Aw, everyone runs from Ziggy Stardust.
Oh well. Whole afternoon to kill.