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Kayla: PREVIOUSLY ON "GYPSY SISTERS"...
MELLIE! ROBBIE'S HERE!
GIVE HIM UP.
OH, MY GOD!
Kayla: I'M EXCITED.
HOLD ON. I THINK I BETTER NOT DO THIS.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GO WINE TASTING.
CAN WE GET DRUNK?
MELLIE.
STOP.
OH, GOD.
Sheena: MELLIE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
SHE CAN'T EVEN GET UP.
SHUT UP, JoANN!
[ CRYING ]
WHAT?
I WANT TO GET HIM BAPTIZED.
I AM SO EXCITED THAT GUS AND LAURA ARE MOVING HOME TODAY.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
MY BESTIE'S BACK IN TOWN!
WHOO!
Alex: WE BLESS RICHARD IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER,
THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM THROWING A BIG LUAU PARTY
AT MY HOUSE.
WE NEED WATER FOR A LUAU PARTY.
NETTIE IS JUST BEING A CONTROL FREAK
BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T THINK OF THIS IDEA.
HEY!
SORRY YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.
I'M NETTIE STANLEY. I HAVE NINE KIDS.
I WILL TEAR HER [BLEEP] ALIVE.
I'M MELLIE. I LIVE BY MY OWN RULES.
I'M NOT [BLEEP] WITH YOU!
I'M KAYLA, AND I'M A PROPER GYPSY WIFE.
SHE BETTER PACK HER BAGS AND GO THE [BLEEP] BACK HOME!
I'M ANNIE, AND I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN.
I'M GONNA TAKE A CAN OF PORK AND BEANS,
AND I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP ONE OF YOUR [BLEEP]
Sheena: I'M SHEENA.
WHEREVER I GO, DRAMA'S NOT TOO FAR BEHIND.
I'M GONNA KICK 'EM IN THE [BLEEP]
JoAnn: I'M JoANN.
I MIGHT BE QUIET, BUT I'M STARTING TO HAVE MY OWN VOICE.
ALL RIGHT! [BLEEP] YOU!
Woman: DON'T MESS WITH ME AND MY GYPSY SISTERS.
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YOU KNOW, MELLIE SHOULD BE HERE HELPING US.
I MEAN, IT'S REALLY [BLEEP] UP
THAT WE GET LEFT WITH THIS FILTH EVERY DAY.
IT MUST BE NICE TO GET OUT AND ROAM EVERY DAY
WITHOUT HAVING TO DO ANYTHING.
BEING A GYPSY WIFE, YOU WAKE UP EVERY MORNING
AND CLEAN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM EVERY SINGLE DAY.
SHE HASN'T HELPED ANY AT ALL SINCE THE BABY.
AND ESPECIALLY AFTER HEARING ABOUT YOU BEING SICK,
LIKE, I REALLY THOUGHT SHE WOULD STEP UP, BUT...
YEAH, SHE SHOULD WANT TO.
IT'S SAD THAT MELLIE HAS FOUND OUT THAT NETTIE HAS LUPUS
AND SHE STILL IS ACTING CHILDISH.
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND HELP.
SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH MELLIE?
BECAUSE THIS IS GETTING OLD.
Nettie: "I'M GOING OUT PARTYING.
WATCH THE BABY, JoANN AND NETTIE.
SEE YOU TOMORROW."
IT STINKS IN HERE.
IT STINKS IN HERE?
YEP.
TALKING ABOUT STINKING IN HERE.
HERE COMES MELLIE. SHE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE A SLOB.
SHE'S GONNA BE A SLOB FOREVER.
WHERE'D YOU DISAPPEAR AT THIS MORNING?
OH, OKAY.
SORRY.
I'VE GOT A DISEASE THAT I CAN'T FUNCTION THAT BRIGHT AND EARLY.
[BLEEP] MY [BLEEP]
I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO DO
AFTER GETTING HIS PICTURES DONE TODAY.
WHAT?
I WANT TO GET HIM...
I DON'T KNOW THAT WORD -- CHRISTIANIN'.
THAT WORD.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT NOW?
'CAUSE I DO. HE'S GETTING BIG.
BUT YOU'RE NOT CATHOLIC.
IT DON'T MATTER.
A BAPTIST CHURCH IS GONNA DO IT.
I DON'T WANT TO DO -- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CATHOLIC?
CATHOLICS CHRISTENS THEIR BABIES.
WELL, THEN I'M WANT TO GET HIM BAPTIZED.
THERE IS SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN DO.
BLESS HIM.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
WHERE THEY SPRINKLE THE HOLY WATER ON HIM.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY MELLIE WANTS TO CHRISTEN RICHARD,
BECAUSE SHE REALLY DOESN'T LIVE, LIKE, A CHRISTIAN WAY.
BUT I'M HAPPY THAT SHE'S GONNA DO IT.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
HOW ABOUT WE ALL NEED TO BE BLESSED WITH HOLY WATER.
UM, I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG.
YOU'RE BEING BLESSED WITH HOLY WATER.
I WOULD BE BLESSED IN HOLY WATER EVERY DAY.
HEY, KAYLA'S CALLING.
HEY.
NOTHING.
JUST SITTING HERE TALKING TO JoANN AND MELLIE,
HOLDING THE BABY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GIRL, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM THROWING A BIG LUAU PARTY
AT MY HOUSE FOR GUS AND LAURA
BECAUSE THEY ARE MOVING BACK HOME.
REALLY?
LAURA, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
MOVED AWAY FROM US ALL TO NORTH CAROLINA,
LOST TOUCH WITH EVERY ONE OF US,
AND NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE'S COMING BACK.
WE NEED WATER FOR A LUAU PARTY.
MAYBE I CAN GET A SPRINKLER AND SET IT UP,
AND YOU'LL FEEL MORE WET.
Kayla: YOU KNOW WHAT?
NETTIE'S JUST BEING A CONTROL FREAK
BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T THINK OF THIS IDEA.
AND I WANT ALL OF US TO SEE WHO CAN OUTDRESS WHO
AT THIS HAWAIIAN LUAU,
'CAUSE I KNOW I'M GONNA BE DRESSED THE BEST.
Nettie: REALLY?
YOU WANT TO BEST-DRESS TO A LUAU IN A DIRT FIELD?
YOU KNOW, WITH COCONUT [BLEEP] AND HONOLULU SKIRTS.
YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW.
WE'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT
AND SEE, YOU KNOW, IF EVERYBODY'S GAME WITH IT,
'CAUSE MELLIE'S ALREADY, OFF THE TOP, SAYING NO.
UM, GIRL, YOU BETTER NOT EVEN BE PLAYING.
DON'T EVEN TRIP.
TYPICAL MELLIE.
YOU CAN TELL ME YOU'RE NOT GONNA COME,
BUT I GUARANTEE YOU YOUR *** WILL DRAG IN TO THAT PARTY
UNANNOUNCED.
YOU BETTER BE THERE.
***, IT'S A "YES" OR "NO" QUESTION.
COME OR DON'T. END OF DISCUSSION.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME WE WANT TO DO SOMETHING,
IT'S, "I GOT TO THINK ABOUT IT"?
YEP.
HELLO.
HI. WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF LIGHT.
I'M MEETING UP WITH SHEENA TODAY
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA GO AND BUY MELLIE'S BABY A GIFT.
I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR SOMETHING FOR MY NEPHEW.
HE IS GETTING A CHRISTENING DONE.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE HAVE THESE BABY OUTFITS RIGHT HERE.
SHEENA IS ALWAYS LATE.
I MEAN, IT'S REALLY ANNOYING
WHEN YOU HAVE TO WAIT 30, 45 MINUTES FOR SOMEONE TO SHOW UP.
YOU HAVE ANYTHING CRAZY? LIKE, I HAVE A CRAZY SISTER.
MAYBE SOME HOLY WATER I CAN SPRINKLE ON HER?
ACTUALLY, I THINK WE DO HAVE SOME HOLY WATER,
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
HELLO?
YES. WHERE ARE YOU AT?
YEAH, I PROMISE. WHERE ARE YOU AT?
YOU SKIPPED TOWN.
SO, I MEAN...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE ALL THIS.
WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN?
RIGHT.
I REALLY WASN'T UPSET THAT SHEENA DIDN'T SHOW UP,
AND I'M NOT SHOCKED
BECAUSE HENRY AND SHEENA BREAK UP AND MAKE UP LIKE THIS
EVERY DAY.
LIKE, I WANT TO BE HAPPY FOR YOU
THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, MAKE YOUR FAMILY WORK,
BUT I JUST -- I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST DON'T SEE IT BEING GOOD FOR YOU.
EXACTLY.
I CAN'T BLAME SHEENA AT ALL
FOR WANTING TO BE WITH THE FATHER OF HER KIDS,
BUT I JUST THINK THE RELATIONSHIP
IS REALLY UNHEALTHY.
JUST REMEMBER THIS --
IF YOU DON'T TRY NOTHING DIFFERENT, SHEENA,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANYTHING DIFFERENT IN RETURN.
THAT'S JUST NO WAY TO LIVE.
OKAY.
WELL, CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME.
ALL RIGHT, LOVE YOU, TOO.
BE CAREFUL. BYE.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
WOW.
[ HORN HONKS ]
Gus: YAY! HOME SWEET HOME.
I AM SO EXCITED THAT GUS AND LAURA ARE MOVING HOME TODAY,
BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A LONG SUMMER WITHOUT THEM.
Laura: HELLO!
HELLO.
HEY!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
Y'ALL FINALLY MADE IT BACK.
HEY!
HI. WHAT'S UP?
WHOO!
COME ON. LET'S JUST GO SIT DOWN AND CATCH UP.
ALL OF US SITTING DOWN ON THE COUCH FEELS LIKE OLD TIMES.
IT IS GREAT.
DRINK ONE OF THEM.
THANK YOU.
SO, WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON?
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
NETTIE JUST -- SHE'S NOT THE SAME PERSON ANYMORE AT ALL.
WHEN WE FOUGHT, I DIDN'T TALK TO HER FOR A WHILE.
[BLEEP]
LIKE MONTHS WENT BY.
I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER.
BUT THEN WHEN WE DID START INTERACTING WITH EACH OTHER,
I WAS LIKE, "AM I REALLY TALKING TO NETTIE?
AND AM I LOOKING AT THIS PERSON?"
'CAUSE SHE WASN'T HERSELF.
NETTIE IS TRYING TO MAKE A CHANGE FOR THE BEST
FOR HER AND EVERYONE AROUND HER,
BUT WHO KNOWS?
I CAN STILL SEE THE OLD NETTIE COMING BACK AGAIN.
SO, WHAT ELSE HAS BEEN GOING ON?
SHEENA JUST UP AND LEFT.
HER AND HENRY SEPARATED, SO SHE'S BEEN HERE ALL SUMMER.
AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WAKE UP AND GET A PHONE CALL.
SHE'S DOWN WHERE HE IS.
Gus: WOW.
THEY'RE DOWN THERE TRYING TO WORK ON THEIR MARRIAGE, SO...
SHE JUST ROLLED OUT.
NONE OF US BELIEVED SHE WOULD EVER GO BACK TO HENRY.
BUT IF THAT'S WHAT MAKES SHEENA HAPPY,
THEN WHAT CAN WE SAY OR DO?
I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU.
Y'ALL NOT BEING HERE ALL SUMMER WITH US
HAS REALLY PUT A DAMPER ON OUR SUMMER.
WE'RE BACK NOW.
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
SO, I'M THROWING A LUAU PARTY, YOU KNOW.
IT'S THE END OF THE SUMMER.
WE WANT TO HAVE A PARTY WITH Y'ALL.
DAMN!
HELL, YEAH.
A PARTY!
LUAU! [ LAUGHS ]
ARE YOU REALLY NOT THINKING
ABOUT GOING TO KAYLA'S TIKI PARTY?
NO, I'M NOT.
WE DON'T REALLY NEED NO DRAMA.
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.
WE GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING, MELLIE.
DON'T [BLEEP] TOUCH ME.
YOU'RE GONNA GET A FACIAL FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
I GET TO BE THE ONE TO TAKE YOU AND DO IT.
SINCE MELLIE'S HAD THE BABY,
SHE HAS BEEN KEEPING HERSELF UP LIKE A SLOB.
IT'S TIME TO GO REARRANGE THAT FOR HER.
[ LAUGHS ]
COME ON, HOMEGIRL. COME ON. I'M GONNA DRAG YOU IN.
WHAT IS PEOPLE SAYING ABOUT THIS GIRL
WALKING AROUND IN A BRA TOP AND HIGH HEELS
AT 1:00 IN THE DAYTIME?
SHE'S LOOKING LIKE A STREETWALKER
INSTEAD OF GOING TO A SPA.
LADIES FIRST.
LADIES FIRST IS RIGHT. NOW GO.
HI.
GOOD.
I BROUGHT MY SISTER IN, FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME,
TO GET HER A MUD FACIAL AND MAKE SURE THAT SHE GETS IT.
I'M NOT GETTING NO MUD ON MY FACE.
OH, NO.
OH, NO, I WON'T, EITHER.
NO, I WON'T. GET AWAY FROM ME.
WE'RE GONNA GET A MUD FACIAL.
I'M NOT GETTING NO MUD FACIAL.
COME ON BACK, AND WE'LL GET YOU GUYS IN THE ROBES.
YOU WANT TO GO PLAY IN THE MUD? WE CAN DO THAT.
I CAN BE A PIG.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A SPA BEFORE,
AND I'M NOT READY FOR THIS [BLEEP]
GET. LET'S GET THIS DONE.
COME ON, PUPPY.
GO ON.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SEAT RIGHT HERE.
I GUESS THIS IS OURS, RIGHT?
EW! THIS STINKS. WHAT KIND OF TEA IS THIS?
YEAH, I USED TO DRINK THIS TO MAKE MYSELF [BLEEP]
IT'S LIKE THE TEA THAT I USED TO USE, DRINK TO DETOXIFY MYSELF.
YOU GUYS ENJOYING YOUR TEA?
WELL, WE'RE READY FOR YOU TO GET STARTED ON YOUR FACIALS.
UGH!
SO IF YOU GUYS WILL FOLLOW ME...
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THIS ROOM WITH ME,
AND YOUR AESTHETICIAN IS WAITING.
WEE!
PARTY ON THE BED.
Nettie: THIS IS GONNA BE MOST RELAXING
TO KNOW THAT MELLIE IS IN THE OTHER ROOM.
I AM DEFINITELY GONNA LOVE IT, BECAUSE I DON'T THINK
SHE'S GONNA WANT A FULL FACIAL LIKE THIS.
MM.
SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA DENY THE WARM TOWEL AND THE STEAM.
ALL RIGHT, THIS HAS GOT TO COME OFF OF ME.
THAT IS TOO HOT.
YEAH.
THIS *** PUTS A HOT RAG ON ME
AND THEN TRIED TO PUT STEAM OVER TOP OF MY FACE.
HELL, NO, WE AIN'T GOING THERE. I AM HOT ENOUGH.
I DO NOT NEED TO BE SWEATING HOT.
I HAVE NINE CHILDREN.
MELLIE'S JUST LIKE ANOTHER CHILD.
SHE'S LIKE A PLAYFUL DOG THAT WANTS TO PLAY ALL THE TIME.
AND WHEN SHE'S NOT WANTING TO PLAY, SHE'S WANTING TO FIGHT.
SHE DEFINITELY NEEDS TO GROW UP.
WHAT IS ON MY EYES?
THOSE ARE JUST, LIKE, CUCUMBER PADS.
THIS STUFF?
I DON'T LIKE THE SMELL OF IT GOING UP MY NOSE.
OKAY, OKAY. I CAN TAKE IT OFF.
I AM NOT ENJOYING THIS SPA THING.
IT'S TENSING ME UP MORE THAN RELAXING ME.
WHAT IS THE SMELL OF THIS?
WHAT IT IS IS EUCALYPTUS.
YOU CAN LICK IT?
I WILL NEVER COME TO THIS SPA AGAIN.
I DO NOT LIKE SOMEBODY TOUCHING ME,
AND I DO NOT LIKE THE [BLEEP] THEY DO.
IT NEEDS TO SIT ON FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES.
THAT LONG?
IT DOES. IT TAKES THAT LONG TO ACTIVATE.
YOUR SKIN WILL FEEL BEAUTIFUL AT THE END, THOUGH.
OH, HELL, NO.
I AM NOT SITTING HERE WITH THIS MASK ON MY FACE ANY LONGER.
NETTIE, GET OUT HERE NOW.
[ Laughing ] WHAT?
COME ON. I DON'T LIKE THIS. COME ON.
WHERE WE GOING?
[ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T THINK THAT THAT'S GONNA HELP YOU ANY.
THIS IS NOT HELPING YOU BE LADY-LIKE.
I DO NOT WANT TO GO IN THE ROOM BY MYSELF WITHOUT NETTIE
BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE BEING BY MYSELF.
DID YOU LET THEM PUT THE STEAM ON YOUR FACE?
NOPE.
DID YOU LET THEM PUT THE HOT TOWELS ON YOU?
NOPE.
I KNEW YOU WASN'T GONNA LET THEM DO EVERYTHING.
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY NEED TO BE MORE LADY-LIKE.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.
YOU'RE A MOTHER. YOU HAVE TO SET AN EXAMPLE NOW.
YOUR CHILD IS GONNA BE WATCHING YOU.
AND IF YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE A CHILD,
HE'S NOT GONNA LEARN ANYTHING.
YOU NEED HELP.
OH, I NEED HELP BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO --
THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF HELP WE NEED.
YOU NEED TO LEARN ABOUT BEING MORE MATURE.
I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A GOOD TIME
TO HAVE A LITTLE HEART-TO-HEART WITH MELLIE,
'CAUSE SHE NEEDS TO START ACTING MORE AS A WOMAN.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SKIN.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA GET OLD,
JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY GETS OLD.
OKAY.
OKAY.
JUST DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO IT.
ANYTHING THAT YOU DON'T LIKE, YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR.
YOU BLOCK IT.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOCKING THINGS AND FACE THINGS.
YES.
NO!
THAT'S PART OF BEING A GROWN-UP.
OKAY, WELL, I'M NOT A GROWN-UP.
BUT YOU ARE A GROWN-UP. YOU'RE 24 YEARS OLD.
I'M EIGHT YEARS YOUNGER IN MY MIND THAN WHAT I REALLY AM.
SO, HOW MUCH YOUNGER RIGHT NOW?
[ LAUGHS ]
HOLD UP.
16.
MELLIE TRIES TO MAKE AN EXCUSE
FOR THE REASON WHY SHE IS THE WAY SHE IS,
AND THE ONLY REASON THAT THERE IS IS MELLIE'S SELFISH.
ALL ABOUT WHAT MELLIE WANTS TO DO -- PERIOD.
STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD, AND EVERYTHING'S NOT A GAME.
YOU'RE EITHER PLAYING OR FIGHTING.
YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO GROW UP.
Laura: COME ON, KAYLA. LET'S BAKE THESE COOKIES.
WHERE IS ANNIE?
ANNIE.
I COME TO ADD A LITTLE SPICE TO THIS COOKIN'. WHOO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHO WEARS HIGH HEELS TO BAKE?
I KNOW WE'RE GYPSY WIVES AND WE ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK GOOD,
BUT, ANNIE, COME ON.
YOU KNOW WHY THIS *** GOT THESE HEELS ON?
'CAUSE JOSH IS COMING UP.
OH, PLEASE.
THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF OUR LAST GIRL TIMES TOGETHER,
BECAUSE IF JOSH COMES BACK AND WE WORK THINGS OUT,
I MIGHT JUST BE LEAVING WITH HIM.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO?
WELL, FOR ONE, YOU'RE IN THE WAY
'CAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOK PRETTY,
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, I MEAN, Y'ALL TOLD ME I HAD TO COME HELP.
DON'T CALL ME IF YOU DON'T NEED ME.
ANNIE IS IN THE KITCHEN. SHE'S TRYING TO HELP US COOK.
SHE'S TRYING TO LOOK PRETTY.
SO I THINK SHE MIGHT BE TURNING INTO THE PROPER GYPSY HOUSEWIFE.
LOOK, THAT'S BAD.
MARY MUFFET SAT ON HER PUFFET.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS A NICE, FULL DAY AT THE SPA.
YEAH, AN AGGRAVATING DAY WITH YOU.
REALLY? YOU CALL THAT AGGRAVATING?
YES. I DIDN'T LIKE MY FACE GETTING TOUCHED.
WE GET IN THE CAR. I LOOK OVER AT MELLIE.
SHE DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE SHE'S BEEN TO A SPA.
IT NEVER DID HER ANY GOOD.
SO, WE'RE GETTING THE BABY CHRISTENING.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHO'S GONNA BE THE GODMOTHER?
HMM. BIG QUESTION, HUH?
I THINK NETTIE TOOK ME TO THE SPA,
BECAUSE AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE,
SHE'S ASKING ME COULD SHE BE THE GODMOTHER OF MY CHILD?
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE ***-KISSING ME.
STOP TELLING ME I'M TOO OLD.
I'M NOT TOO OLD TO BE A GODMOTHER,
SO GET THAT THE [BLEEP] OUT OF YOUR MIND.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A DAY TO THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU DON'T GOT TO CHOOSE RIGHT NOW.
SO, CAN I ASK YOU THIS?
ARE YOU REALLY NOT THINKING
ABOUT GOING TO KAYLA'S TIKI PARTY?
I'M REALLY NOT.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA WELCOME LAURA HOME?
NO, I'M NOT.
KAYLA WANTS TO THROW THIS LUAU PARTY AT HER HOUSE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD IDEA, BUT NOW I THINK WE SHOULD GO.
IF YOU DON'T GO, THEN I GUESS I'M NOT GONNA GO, EITHER.
AND WE DON'T REALLY NEED NO DRAMA.
SO, IF I'M GONNA GO, YOU'RE GONNA GO.
RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
SO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SHOULD CALL KAYLA RIGHT NOW AND TELL HER.
I'M GONNA CALL KAYLA RIGHT NOW,
AND I'M GONNA TELL HER WE'RE PLANNING ON GOING,
BUT SHE BETTER SHOW UP AT MY KID'S BAPTISM.
[ Ringing ]
HELLO?
MELLIE?
Y'ALL WANT ME TO COME TO THE PARTY,
THEN Y'ALL HAVE TO COME TO THE BABY CHRISTENING.
OH, DEFINITELY.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY A DATE AND TIME.
SO, I'M INVITED, RIGHT?
Annie: I'M A NERVOUS WRECK.
I HAVEN'T SEEN JOSH ALL SUMMER.
I'M VERY EXCITED TO SEE HIM,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN HE PULLS UP.
WHAT'S UP?
HEY!
NOTHING.
"I LOVE MY CRAZY HUSBAND."
I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT JOSH.
I MISS HIS KISSES, HIS HUGS, HIS TOUCH.
EVERYTHING HE HAS TO OFFER, I MISSED IT.
NOT A THING.
A LOT'S BEEN GOING ON SINCE ME AND YOU BEEN SEPARATED.
I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE IT UP HERE TO COME SEE ME.
CAN YOU TAKE YOUR SUNGLASSES OFF, PLEASE,
SO I CAN TALK TO YOU IN THE EYES AND NOT THROUGH YOUR GLASSES?
THANK YOU.
JOSH IS ACTING LIKE HE'S A LITTLE CALM AND COOL AND COLLECTED,
BUT I CAN TELL HE'S REALLY NERVOUS.
BUT, ANYWAYS, BACK TO WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.
I REALLY -- YOU KNOW, I LOVE YOU,
AND I WANT TO TRY AND MAKE THIS WORK OUT.
AND BEING AROUND THE FAMILY HAS REALLY MADE ME MISS YOU
AND REALIZE HOW MUCH I REALLY DO LOVE YOU.
SPEEDING TO GET TO ME?
YES, I DID.
I'VE BEEN NERVOUS.
SINCE YOU CALLED AND TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING, I'VE BEEN NERVOUS.
I WAS NERVOUS.
UH, YES, I'M COMING BACK HOME.
I HOPED YOU WOULDN'T COME ALL THIS LONG WAY JUST TO COME SAY,
"HEY, ANNIE, I LOVE AND MISS YOU, AND THEN I'M GOING HOME."
I THINK YOU'LL LOVE THE NEW-AND-IMPROVED ANNIE.
I LOVE YOU.
[ DOGS PANTING ]
Nettie: ALL RIGHT, THIS HERE, LADIES, IS THE OUTFIT
THAT WE ARE GONNA BE BLINGING OUT TODAY.
TODAY, I WANT JoANN AND MELLIE TO COME HELP ME
GET THIS OUTFIT READY FOR LITTLE RICHARD.
I GOT THESE THAT I'VE GOT TO SEW ON.
AND I THOUGHT HAVING THIS OUT, PUTTING THAT THERE.
YEAH, THAT WOULD BE REALLY PRETTY.
EVEN THOUGH RICHARD IS ONLY A MONTH OLD,
HE'S STILL GONNA GET BLINGED OUT.
THIS IS AN OCCASION WHERE EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE THERE
AND LOOK AT HIM.
I WAS GONNA DO THIS.
ANYWAYS, LET ME GO AHEAD
AND TELL YOU WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT,
I ALREADY FIGURED OUT WHO MY GODMOTHER IS.
WHO?
JoAnn: ME.
I CHOSE DALLAS TO BE MY CHILD'S GODMOTHER
BECAUSE SHE'S 18,
AND YOU HAVE TO PICK SOMEONE
YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE THE GODMOTHER.
SHE TOLD ME I WAS TOO OLD TO BE THE GODMOTHER.
SHE LIVES LIFE WAY TOO FAST, AND WE'RE THE OLD ONES.
I DON'T THINK IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH AGE.
I THINK IT'S JUST MELLIE'S WAY OF STIRRING UP DRAMA.
THIS IS DIFFICULT.
[ Ringing ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M CALLING DALLAS
BECAUSE NETTIE AND JoANN IS GETTING ON MY NERVES,
AND I WANTED TO *** THEM OFF.
YOU'RE GONNA BE MY KID'S GODMOTHER.
JoANNIE AND NETTIE IS TOO OLD TO BE MY KID'S GODMOTHER, RIGHT?
YES, I'M GETTING JEALOUS.
YES, THEY ARE JEALOUS.
I AM.
I DON'T CARE WHO SHE PICKS.
YOU'RE THE BABY'S GODMOTHER NO MATTER WHAT, SO --
STOP TELLING HER LIKE I CARE. I DON'T CARE.
I'M JUST CARING THAT YOU CALLED ME OLD.
I DON'T CARE IF MELLIE CHOOSES DALLAS, BUT JoANN DOES.
SHE'S REALLY HURTING JoANN'S FEELINGS BY DOING THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? GO GET ME MY [BLEEP]
ME AND NETTIE TAKE CARE OF BABY RICHARD
MORE THAN WHAT MELLIE DOES.
YOU DUMB ***, I NEVER SAID I CARED!
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
DALLAS!
CAN YOU HAVE RYAN TO COME AND PICK ME UP?
ME AND DALLAS GOT A [BLEEP] CONCERT TO GO TO TONIGHT.
I CANNOT KEEP SITTING HERE PLAYING WITH NETTIE.
I'M BEING SERIOUS.
I'M NOT [BLEEP] PLAYING.
JoAnn: YOU KNOW, MY FEELINGS REALLY ARE HURT BY MELLIE
THAT SHE DIDN'T PICK ME TO BE HIS GODMOTHER.
MELLIE WANTS TO GO TO A CONCERT WITH DALLAS
AND LET ONE OF US FINISH THIS
AND WATCH HER BABY AT THE SAME TIME.
GETTING AGGRAVATED WITH THIS [BLEEP]
WELL, I'M NOT DEALING WITH HER ANYMORE.
Alex: WE BLESS RICHARD
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CALLED HERE AND STARTED ALL THIS!
ALL RIGHT! [BLEEP] YOU!
TOMATO, STRAWBERRIES.
I GOT GREEN PEPPERS, RED PEPPERS, ORANGE PEPPERS,
BANANA PEPPERS, HOT RED CHILI PEPPERS.
AND I GOT THE WATERMELONS IN THE BACK THERE.
EVER SINCE GUS AND LAURA'S BEEN BACK IN TOWN,
RICHARD AND GUS HAVE BEEN INSEPARABLE.
THE FACT THAT I HAD THESE DONE AND GROWN
BEFORE THE CHILI-COOKING CONTEST,
I THINK WE WOULD HAVE HAD SOMETHING GOING.
I THINK WE'D HAVE MAYBE BEEN AT LEAST IN THE TOP THREE.
NO DOUBT, NO DOUBT.
I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.
WELL, AT LEAST SHE'S TRYING, YOU KNOW,
TO START OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT WITH THE BABY.
Gus: YEAH.
I'M GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THERE OR BOTH OF US OR NOTHING.
THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN SOME KIND OF DRAMA GOING ON OVER THERE.
I'M GLAD WE AIN'T IN THE MIX OF IT.
MM-HMM.
DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA.
Nettie: I NEVER HAD A FAMILY TO HELP ME.
YOU ***, DON'T YOU SHUT MY DOOR.
I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL GO BACK THERE,
AND I'LL RIP HER THE [BLEEP] APART.
SO, WHAT IS SHE GONNA WEAR?
SHE'S BEING A ***, AS ALWAYS.
ME AND JoANN IS GETTING READY FOR THIS BAPTISM,
BUT MELLIE AND DALLAS IS GONNA BE PURE *** TODAY
BECAUSE THEY WENT TO A ROCK CONCERT
THE DAY BEFORE.
DALLAS CHIPS HER TEETH.
MELLIE'S SPRAINS HER ARM.
WHAT THE [BLEEP] WHO DOES THAT?
STOP. I WANT TO TWIST IT BACK UP.
WE'RE ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE LEAVING FOR RICHARD'S BAPTISM,
AND MELLIE IS WALKING AROUND CLOTHES HALFWAY ON,
LOOKING GREASY.
AND I DON'T KNOW. SHE JUST -- SHE LOOKS LIKE A HOT MESS.
MELLIE, THIS IS CUTE, AND I THINK YOU'D BE PRETTY IN IT.
MELLIE IS BEING REALLY SELFISH RIGHT NOW.
THIS DAY IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT RICHARD,
BUT, ONCE AGAIN, MELLIE'S TURNING IT INTO
WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S GOING WRONG WITH HER IN HER LIFE.
TO YOUR KID'S BAPTISM?
GOOD.
HEY, MELLIE.
HEY.
MELLIE IS AN ATTENTION-GETTER.
THAT'S WHAT'S REALLY [BLEEP] *** ME OFF.
SHE'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET ALL THE ATTENTION
OFF OF HER OWN BABY ON TO HER.
NINNIE, I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND GET HIM DRESSED,
BECAUSE MELLIE IS NOT WANTING TO DO IT.
[ BABY CRIES ]
OKAY! SORRY!
EVERYBODY'S MAD TODAY, INCLUDING RICHARD,
AND HIM'S NORMALLY NOT MAD.
YOU DID A REALLY GOOD JOB ON THIS.
NETTIE DID SUCH A GOOD JOB AT BLINGING OUT RICHARD'S OUTFIT.
HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE GYPSY PRINCE IN THIS TUX.
NOW, HIM IS ALL READY.
[ BABY CRIES ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
Annie: THIS IS [BLEEP] RIDICULOUS!
HELL, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GET OUT.
OH, MY GOD. I SWEAR.
Y'ALL THINK Y'ALL CAN BOSS ME. I DON'T WANT TO BE OUT HERE.
OH, MY GOD.
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW.
WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO HAVE A BABY BAPTIZED IN A CREEK?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
ONLY MELLIE WOULD SET SOMETHING UP LIKE THIS.
THE HELL WITH THIS. I'M SITTING IN THE TRUCK.
THEY AIN'T EVEN HERE.
INVITE YOU TO A BAPTISM AND BE ALMOST 45 MINUTES LATE?
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE DRAMA.
WHAT IS TAKING THEM SO LONG?
Nettie: IT'S BEEN A REALLY HECTIC MORNING WITH MELLIE AND DALLAS,
AND I WANT TO GET ON DOWN HERE AND GET THIS DONE
SO I CAN GET HOME AND TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN NETTIE PULLS IN,
I CAN DEFINITELY SENSE THERE IS TENSION IN THE AIR.
DALLAS AND MELLIE, Y'ALL GET IN HERE WITH ME.
Mellie: ALL RIGHT, COME ON. GET IN THERE.
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GETTING OUT.
LOOK HERE. DID YOU FIND A WAY TO GET DOWN HERE?
Annie: WE'LL COME OUT WITH BUSTED TIRES AND ALL.
Kayla: UH-HUH.
HEY, MELLIE, COME ON.
LOOK -- ROBBIE JR. IS READY TO DO THE DAMN THING.
SEEING BABY RICHARD IN THAT OUTFIT,
IT MAKES ME STOP THINKING ABOUT THE DRAMA AND MELLIE.
LADIES, GOOD TO SEE EVERYBODY.
LET'S BLESS THIS CHILD HERE.
SO, IS THIS THE GODMOTHER?
Mellie: YES.
WITH RICHARD'S FAMILY SURROUNDING HIM,
WE'LL BE BRINGING THE BLESSING OF GOD TO THIS CHILD'S LIFE.
WITH THE HELP OF HIS FAMILY,
HE WILL LEAD A STRONG LIFE OF FAITH AND GOOD MORALS,
WHICH WILL STAND THE TEST OF TIME.
WILL HIS FAMILY SUPPORT HIM AND GUIDE HIM
IN THE SPIRITUAL JOURNEY OF HIS LIFE?
GOOD.
WELL, RICHARD, WE BLESS YOU
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.
OH, GOD.
AMEN. [ LAUGHS ]
AMEN.
THE LORD KNOWS THAT BABY RICHARD NEEDED THAT
BECAUSE MELLIE'S NOT ALWAYS WATCHING OVER HIM, BUT HE WILL.
WE GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING, MELLIE.
Mellie: I'M NOT PLAYING, JoANN. DON'T [BLEEP] TOUCH ME.
I'M BEING SERIOUS.
DON'T EVEN SAY IT LIKE THAT. THAT'S WICKED.
OKAY.
WHEN I POURED THIS HOLY WATER ON MELLIE,
IT WAS LIKE THE DEVIL COMING OUT OF HER.
I'D DONE THE WORST THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO TO HER.
OKAY, WELL, WE GOT YOU SOME.
WE WERE THE DEMONS THAT RAN AWAY,
BUT WE BROUGHT YOU BACK SOME HOLY WATER.
OKAY, WE WON'T BOTHER WITH YOU.
JoANN IS JUST TRYING TO EMBARRASS ME,
AND IT'S REALLY *** ME OFF.
REALLY, SHE WOULD NEED MORE THAN THIS.
SHE REALLY NEEDS TO BE LAID IN IT.
I WILL NEVER PLAN NOTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN WITH NETTIE OR JoANN.
THEY HAVE MADE THIS DAY ONE HELL OF A DAY.
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOUR BABY, MELLIE. I'M OUT.
Kayla: HI!
I LOVE Y'ALL'S OUTFITS.
SORRY YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
Kayla: ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, LET'S GET OUT HERE
AND GET OUR LUAU PARTY DECORATIONS DONE.
LET'S GO!
[ LAUGHS ]
Kayla: I'M SO EXCITED THAT TODAY IS THE DAY
FOR OUR BIG FAMILY GYPSY LUAU.
OH, IT'S LOOKING GOOD!
IT'S THE END OF SUMMER, MY LAST TIME TO PARTY WITH THE GIRLS
BEFORE I HAVE TO GO HOME AND BE WITH JOSH.
NOW LET'S GO IN AND GET READY AND GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
MY TIME!
LET'S DO THIS.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
Nettie: AIN'T IT AWFUL HOW WE GOT TO MAKE EVERYTHING
SO, LIKE, PERFECT FOR A PARTY?
I AM GLAD THAT I WAS BORN WITH A BRILLIANT MIND OF FASHION.
YOU THINK I SHOULD BLING THIS OUT?
I THINK YOU SHOULD PUT SOME DIAMONDS ON THE TOP.
Nettie: TONIGHT IS KAYLA'S LUAU PARTY,
AND I'M GONNA HELP JoANN GET HERSELF TOGETHER,
'CAUSE WE ARE GONNA LOOK HOT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?
I LOVE THE BOTTOM.
SEE THAT FLAT PART AT THE VERY TOP?
THAT NEEDS THOSE BIG, CHUNKY DIAMONDS ALL OVER IT.
EVEN IF IT'S A LUAU
AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COCONUT [BLEEP] AND A GRASS SKIRT,
WE'RE GONNA MAKE MORE OF IT.
HANDS DOWN, NETTIE HAS THE BEST GYPSY STYLE IN THIS GROUP,
SO I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT SHE'S MY SISTER
AND SHE'S PUTTING MY OUTFIT TOGETHER FOR TONIGHT.
OKAY.
I'M REALLY NOT EVEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS PARTY.
HONESTLY, I WAS, BUT I REALLY AIN'T BECAUSE OF MELLIE.
I JUST DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO THERE AND SEE HER.
BLOCK HER OUT OF YOUR HEAD,
AND YOU WON'T HAVE THAT TO WORRY ABOUT.
YOU'RE LETTING MELLIE GET TO YOU.
WELL, IT'S HARD TO BLOCK SOMEBODY OUT OF YOUR HEAD
WHEN THEY'RE IN YOUR FACE CONSTANTLY,
SCREAMING AND YELLING AND COMPLAINING.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MELLIE ALWAYS SEEMS TO [BLEEP] A GOOD DAY UP.
I'M STILL UPSET WITH MELLIE ABOUT THE BAPTISM
BECAUSE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BLESSED DAY FOR HER OWN SON.
YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF
ABOUT THAT WHOLE [BLEEP] SITUATION?
I DID THAT FOR HER, AND NOT ONCE DID SHE SAY "THANK YOU."
UNGRATEFUL ***.
SHE'LL NEVER GET ME TO DO NOTHING FOR HER AGAIN.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?
I'M GONNA WEAR MY BIRTHDAY SUIT.
I THINK YOU'LL LOOK HOT IN THAT.
WELL, AIN'T NO OTHER WAY TO LOOK.
[ LAUGHS ]
Kayla: I THINK THAT ME AND MY GIRLS
ARE GONNA BE THE BEST DRESSED AT THIS PARTY.
LORD ONLY KNOWS HOW NETTIE WILL SHOW UP.
I GUARANTEE YOU IT WON'T BE IN THEME.
WATCH THIS! HA!
MOM, MELLIE AND DALLAS IS HERE!
ALOHA!
ALOHA!
OH, MELLIE. ME AND YOU IS READY.
UH, MELLIE IS NOT READY.
WHAT DO YOU GOT UNDER THAT SHIRT?
I WALK IN. OF COURSE, THE PLACE LOOKED GREAT.
GYPSIES ALWAYS DO [BLEEP] GOOD.
BUT THIS JUST AIN'T THE PLACE FOR ME.
I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
LOOK WHAT WE GOT GOING ON. YOU LIKE IT?
NO. IT'S REALLY TOO HOT OUT HERE FOR THIS.
MELLIE!
I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT MELLIE DRESSED HAWAIIAN,
BUT, MOST IMPORTANTLY,
I WISH SHE WOULD HAVE BROUGHT A BETTER ATTITUDE.
MELLIE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE IT HERE BEFORE NETTIE.
HOLD ON. IS JoANN WITH HER?
I DON'T KNOW. BUT MY KID'S LEG NEEDS TO BE PICKED UP MORE.
HE'S FINE, MY GIRL.
THERE IS ALREADY TENSION BETWEEN ME AND JoANN
FROM THE BABY'S BAPTISM,
HER WANTING TO EMBARRASS ME.
WELL, SHE NEEDS TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO GREET THEM.
CAN I WALK DOWN THE PINK CARPET?
NETTIE AND JoANN LOOK REALLY, REALLY CUTE.
ACTUALLY, THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE FAIRIES.
BUT THEY JUST DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THEY WERE AT A LUAU.
ARE WE GONNA BE TAKING PICTURES, LIKE, THERE?
OH, THAT'S SO NEAT.
COME ON, JoANN.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
[ Laughing ] OH!
[ LAUGHS ]
Annie: OH, MY GOD! BRUNO'S ROLLING IN THIS THING.
BRUNO!
EVERYONE IS JUST HAVING A BALL TAKING PICTURES EXCEPT MELLIE.
I KNOW MELLIE WAS JEALOUS
BECAUSE NETTIE AND JoANN LOOKED WAY BETTER THAN HER.
LOVE EVERYTHING HERE.
I HAVE ALL KIND OF FOOD FOR US
TO SIT, EAT, AND CATCH UP ON SOME THINGS.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
YOU WANT RANCH ON IT?
OH, YEAH.
MELLIE'S ACTING LIKE A ***,
BUT I'M NOT GONNA PAY MELLIE ANY MIND,
BECAUSE WE CAME HERE TO HAVE FUN,
AND I'M NOT GONNA LET MELLIE RUIN IT.
JoANN! CAN YOU GET ME A PICTURE WITH HIM?
JoAnn: DO IT IN FRONT OF THE WALL.
I WANT TO GET A PICTURE BESIDE YOU AND HIM, TOO.
PUT HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
Annie: HEY, YOUR BOY'S TAKING PICTURES. HE'S BEING PHOTOGENIC.
I CAN BE AROUND HIM AS MUCH AS I WANT.
JoAnn: I WAS GONNA WALK AWAY
AND JUST LET NETTIE TAKE THIS PICTURE WITH BABY RICHARD,
BUT I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF MELLIE'S [BLEEP]
I'M NOT MOVING.
...SO IF I WANT TO BE AROUND HIM, I WILL BE AROUND HIM.
YES, I WILL.
OH, NO, HONEY,
YOU CAN'T SAY WHO HIS AUNTS IS AND WHO HIS AUNT ISN'T.
NETTIE AND JoANN IS STANDING IN FRONT OF THAT PICTURE THING,
WANTING TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH MY KID.
I DON'T CARE IF NETTIE TAKES A PICTURE WITH MY SON,
BUT JoANN WILL NOT.
SORRY YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.
SORRY YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP] MELLIE'S PROBLEM IS
TELLING ME I CAN'T TAKE A PICTURE WITH BABY RICHARD.
I'VE HELPED RAISE HIM SINCE THE DAY HE WAS BORN.
Nettie: GET OFF.
YOU CAN. THAT'S FINE. SHE'S NOT.
JoANN AND I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE
WITH MELLIE'S BABY, RICHARD.
WE HAD NO IDEA THAT MELLIE WAS GONNA FREAK THE [BLEEP] OUT
LIKE SHE DID.
NO, I WOULDN'T LEAVE.
GIVE ME MY KID.
MELLIE *** AT ME
WHEN WE WERE BLINGING OUT BABY RICHARD'S OUTFIT,
AND NOW SHE THINKS SHE'S GONNA BE A *** AT THIS PARTY?
WELL, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR MELLIE.
I CAN BE A BIGGER *** THAN YOU.
WHO WATCHED YOUR KID EVERY NIGHT FOR YOU
WHEN YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET UP WITH HIM?
ME. I DID. DON'T FORGET WHO HELPED YOU.
DON'T FORGET WHO STAYED UP AT THE HOSPITAL WITH YOU
WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE LEFT.
DON'T FORGET THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW YOU, MELLIE,
'CAUSE I WON'T FEED INTO YOUR DRAMA.
OH, POOR, PITIFUL MELLIE!
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MELLIE!
PUT ALL EYES ON HER!
EXACTLY.
MOTHER OF THE YEAR!
I'M GONNA GET YOU A TROPHY IN A SECOND.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN JoANN GO OFF LIKE THAT ON ANYONE EVER BEFORE.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
YOU'RE RUINING YOUR OUTFIT BY HAVING THAT ATTITUDE.
Nettie: I KNEW IT WAS COMING.
MELLIE HAS BEEN WANTING TO [BLEEP] WITH JoANN CONSTANTLY,
AND NOW SHE'S FINALLY CROSSED THE LINE.
MELLIE THINKS SHE CAN YELL AT ME AND PUT ME DOWN?
WELL, YOU DID BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CALLED HERE
AND STARTED ALL THIS!
SO THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY LOOKS AT YOU!
ALL RIGHT! [BLEEP] YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD -- KAYLA, I'M NOT BEING MEAN.
YOUR PARTY'S BEAUTIFUL. BUT MY NERVES ARE GETTING BAD.
I CAN'T KEEP SITTING AROUND HER.
I HAVE BEEN PUSHED AROUND MY WHOLE LIFE BY PEOPLE,
AND I'M NOT GONNA BE PUSHED AROUND ANYMORE.
THIS RIGHT HERE IS A NEW JoANN.
EVERYBODY, HAVE FUN!
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AND MEETING TOGETHER
FOR THE END OF THE SUMMER FUN!
WITH OUR CRAZY BUNCH OF FAMILY, THERE IS ALWAYS GONNA BE DRAMA,
BUT I JUST WISH THAT, FOR ONCE, IT COULD BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
THERE'S MY HONEY.
THERE'S OUR HONEY. HI, HONEY.
THANK GOD RICHARD IS FINALLY HERE,
BECAUSE I AM SICK OF THE DRAMA.
YOU'RE HOME.
YOU MADE IT.
YEAH.
Annie: IT'S A TURTLE.
YOU MADE IT HOME.
I LOOK AROUND. I DON'T SEE MELLIE,
AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, "GOOD.
MAYBE THERE'S NOT GONNA BE NO DRAMA FOR A LITTLE BIT."
Gus: HEY, BUD.
Y'ALL, THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE HAPPY FAMILY.
OH!
ARE YOU GLAD TO BE HOME?
I AM.
WHAT'S A PARTY WITHOUT DRAMA WITH ANY OF US?
TRUE.
WE ARE BASICALLY DONE FOR FOR THE SUMMER,
AND I AM REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HAPPY TO SAY...
HE'S IN NORTH CAROLINA.
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN JOSH CAME DOWN?
WE DECIDED WE WAS GONNA WORK OUR MARRIAGE OUT
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
...AND DO WHAT WE GOT TO DO FOR OUR KIDS' SAKE.
THAT'S GOOD. YOU NEED TO.
I MEAN, I THINK THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR THE KIDS.
IT WON'T HURT TO TRY IT ONE MORE TIME AT LEAST.
Kayla: YOU KNOW WHAT?
THESE ARE DEFINITELY THE NIGHTS THAT MEMORIES ARE MADE OF.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Nettie: THIS HAS BEEN A LONG, HOT SUMMER.
WE HAVE FOUGHT...
YOU CAN GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF!
...AND FOUGHT...
TELL NETTIE TO BRING HER SCAREDY-CAT [BLEEP] TO MY HOUSE!
...AND FOUGHT SOME MORE.
YOU'RE THE [BLEEP] ***...
THIS WAS A SUMMER THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET.
YOU WON'T LET IT GO, WILL YOU?
WE HAVE ALL KNOCKED EACH OTHER DOWN...
[BLEEP] [BLEEP]
...AND WE'VE ALL PICKED EACH OTHER UP.
IT WAS A SUMMER FULL OF DRAMA AND FORGIVENESS.
I DO LOVE YOU, AND I'M ASKING YOU TO FORGIVE ME.
AND I REALLY, REALLY MISS YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
WE'VE WELCOMED NEW BABIES INTO THIS WORLD.
[ BABY FUSSES ]
Kayla: WE TRAVELED.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
WE DRANK WINE.
OH, MY! MELLIE!
AND WE'VE WATCHED FAMILY MEMBERS COME AND GO.
BUT, IN THE END,
WE ALL STUCK TOGETHER THROUGH THICK AND THROUGH THIN
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GYPSIES DO.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS FOR US ALL.
LOOK WHO'S BACK!
Nettie: MELLIE!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
Gus: OH, SNAP!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]