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what a lovely audience
Now we've reached the part of the show 'So you Think you can Cook on Ice with a Second Talent' you've
all been waiting for
to remind you our finalists had to perform an ice ballet of an adaptation of Dordovskie's
'The dream of a ridiculous man' whilst preparing a meal for six using their own spleen a fizzy
drink and a mixed bag of mixed medical waste.
To remind you are finalists are
Sebastian Ditch, whose
second talent is that he can stop tank shells using only the power of his mind. Helen Bach
whose second talent is that she can play stairway to heaven
on her skull using an angle grinder
and
human flame thrower Sid Henge.
and the winner of this year's 'So you Think you can Cook on Ice with a Second Talent', is....
we interrupt this program on behalf of the World Domination Alliance.
People's of the earth
I have today put in motion, the most
significant part of my plan that will secure power
across the globe.
I stand,
uh... sit before you as your supreme leader
and require that you obey me
or face the consequences!
Resistance will be irrelevant
and swotted aside as if flies on a,.. [German] Cow Pat.
Excuse me can't you see I'm on air!?
Where was I?
Ah yes..
Erm, haven't you got any of those lemon and ginger ones that I like?
[Music] Harry Braiswaite in
Operation Nanobot.
[music suddenly stops] You will be first on my list of flies!
I'm the star of this show!
[Professor] Where's the button on this thing?
[Flibadidee] Do I have to do everything myself?
[Flibadidee] Fire! [Explosion]
The name's Braiswaite. Harry Braiswaite.
God damned son of a ***!
You could hurt someone with that! [Music]
And
In
A Braiswaite Production
Operation Nanobot
Any similarity with any person living or dead is purely coincidental. If you think you recognise yourself in any character I'd keep it quiet! Made using...
I'm going to lie down and have a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit! [Coming Soon].