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The only "deleted" scene from the movie is the song "Internet-Love"...
which was originally placed during Norbert's rambling against Arnold.
It shows how Arnold's "Internet-affair" actually was,
but during previews I realized that it slowed the movie down too much...
which is a bad thing during the exposition.
So, I decided to remove it.
But here you get the chance to listen to this song, and see
how I originally planned the scene. Have fun!
Doesn't sound like you got a girl! Jerking off in front of your PC...
...looking for *** on google, that's it, isn't it?!
I don't want to talk about it, I met her online...
Met her online?! Such a moron!
Daily I see you, and have the desire...
...to touch your body, once in my life.
But I'll never do it, for I surely know...
...you're just a picture on my hard-drive!
While I'm watching all your photos...
...in JPG, and compressed...
I just notice that I need you,
...it's with you I am obsessed.
It's not been long since we first met...
...the start was just one simple click:
When one day I searched in Google...
...for the key-word: "Naked chick".
You were not the first result,
...but you are just great!
Your picture-sets in .zip-achives...
...sent me to heaven straight!
Your name is always different,
with each zip-archive of you I see...
I download them from hacker-sites,
'Cause there I get them for free!
Then I just got a virus there.
My system - it burned through!
Just because I never thought...
...to use a sheath with you!
You disappointed me with this infection,
...so I rather let you be!
Mr. Google is gonna find...
... a "Naked blonde chick" just for me!
I got a new one, and she is nicer...
...nicer, hotter, and as long as I live:
Her hair's so blonde and her face so much sharper…
...as her pictures are in .tif!
As her pictures...
...are in...
...TIF!
Hey, moron!
You're still with us?
Such a retard!
Youporn's your best friend, isn't it?
OK guys, I need to go...
...see you! - See you!
The song "Internet-Love" is older than the movie...
...I wrote it in May 2008,
...and while I wrote the script, I already felt that it could slow down... 00:04:01.520,00:04:02.800 ...the story too much.
I filmed some alternate versions of the lunch-scene,
With and without the song to be cut in...
But I invented the the final montage with heart-beats etc. not before...
...I was almost finished editing the movie.