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Oh my gosh!
Laura the Goth and (locker slam) had sex.
No *** way.
Dude, he's so played, as in not outstanding. I mean, he's fine to hang out with, but not to lose it to.
Was it The Goth's first time? Wait, was it his?
I doubt they were going to have some relationship. It was just a little ding *** ditch.
But with him?
Who's he?
Trip. Laura and Trip did it.
How could she?
Last night, and now Trip's expelled... How tragic.
This sounds like B.S.
It can't be true.
It doesn't make any *** sense!
That's how you know it's true!
(heart pounding)
Sarah!
Hey!
Hi... oh.
Thanks for meeting me. I really appreciate it.
You're welcome. Anytime.
So, what's up?
A lot.
Sarah... I don't hate you. I think what you did was really low. But it could have been so much worse.
I mean, it's nothing compared to Trip and that gothic ***.
I mean, you could have slept with Jake.
As if.
But you didn't!
I--I missed you! I missed us! I missed just hanging out and doing ***, you know?
And like there's been so many times when I just wanted to call you and apologize, or confess something, and...
Just tell you some exciting news going on in my life.
I mean, you don't know anything going on in my life right now, and I don't know yours and... I missed you so much Maggie!
There you are.
Dude...
Spring cleaning.
I can't believe Trip would tap the goth chick!
I know! How disgusting? I mean, I'm all for girls giving the goods, but... Laura the Goth?
You didn't hear about Halloween, did you?
No, what happened on Halloween?
So it's a costume party, right? We're all there, and Laura comes in and, no costume. 'Cus everyday is like Halloween for her anyway.
She's crazy. But she's all over me. And like you said, I'm all for girls giving up the goods.
Are you actually suggesting that you would go there with that caliber of a woman?
I'm suggesting that anything Trip does, I do better! ...Except I didn't get expelled.
I know! How stupid were they? Smoking outside of the school?
You know what we should do? We'll one up them!
We'll break into the class, day before we get back, mad cartons of cigs, smoke in the classrooms, leave butts everywhere. When the teachers get back the first day, everything stinks!
Look, we are try to graduate High school
Dude, just promise me you'll chill out this year.
Where's Beth? Has anyone seen Beth?
Hey.
Oh, and supposedly it doesn't hurt, like my brother's girlfriend--
It's fine.
Hey.
Hey... we're going to the pool. You want to come?
Yeah.
Go, Carly.
Alright, breathe deep, okay?
Are you really sure you want to do this?
I need to hold the skin really tight.
-Are you sure you want your belly button? I can do your ear, it would hurt a lot less. -Yes I want my belly--come on!
-Okay, I just have to pull this skin really taught.
-What about a potato, we can do a potato? -I don't think we need a potato.
I don't want a *** potato!
I'm going to do it on the count of three, alright? Tell me when you're ready.
I'm--I'm *** ready, Carly.
You sure?
Yes!
Alright, one... two... three.
-I see it out the other end. -***!
Oh ***!
-Put it in! -I'm trying!
Let's just get a *** potato!
Okay, can you go get one?
Well I don't know what size, can you come with me?
Potato?!
Okay, we're going to be right back
Hey. So, you want to, uh... go out?
(turns on music)
Laura!
Laura, get in here!
Laura, get in here!