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>> HEY, TYLER HERE,
"LOITER SQUAD," SEASON 2.
GOT A NEW CAST MEMBER.
HE'S WHITE AND HE'S CRAZY AS
[BLEEP]
GIVE IT UP FOR BLAKE.
>> All: BLAKE!
>> THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
YO, YO, YO!
OUT OF MY WAY!
AAAAAAH!
[ THUD! ]
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> DAMN, BLAKE.
HE REALLY DID THAT.
>> BLAKE IS A MOTHER[BLEEP]
THUD.
>> BLAKE DON'T GIVE NO [BLEEP]
>> HE GIVES NO [BLEEP]
WHATSOEVER.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> ♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪
>> ♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪
>> ♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪
>> ♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪
>> ♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪
>> ♪ I LIKE CHEESE ♪
>> ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I ♪
♪ LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-KE ♪
♪ CHEESE ♪
>> ♪ CHEESE ♪
>> CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!
AGHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHH!
>> LOITER SQUAD.
>> AGHHHHHHHHH!
[ FILM RATTLING ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ WOOD RATTLING ]
[ WHIP CRACKS ]
>> I HATE CATCHPHRASE JONES.
>> ♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES ♪
>> ♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES ♪
>> YAH!
UGH! UGH! UGH!
AAAH!
>> IT'S BLACK HISTORY MONTH
EVERY MONTH.
>> UGH! UGH!
AAH! AAH!
AAAAAH!
>> YOU BETTER TIE YOUR SHOES
'CAUSE IT'S NAP TIME.
>> [ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
I WILL FIND YO-O-U.
[ THUD! ]
[ JAZZ-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SPLAT! ]
>> NEW AT...
>> HEY.
CAN I HAVE SOME OF THAT?
>> [ SNICKERS ]
MY BAD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS WEIRD.
>> HEY, GUYS.
"LOITER SQUAD" HAS A NEW
CAST MEMBER -- SEASON 2.
Y'ALL NEED TO GIVE IT UP FOR
EARL!
>> HEY!
>> IT'S ME, MA.
YOU AIN'T DREAMING.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
I'M THE NEW CAST MEMBER!
I'M [BLEEP] CRAZY!
>> YEAH!
>> I'M CRAZY!!
>> YEAH! YEAH!
>> All: YE-E-AH!
>> AAAAAH!
>> YEAH!
KEEP GOING, MOTHER[BLEEP]
KEEP GOING!
YOU GOT THAT, MOTHER[BLEEP]
>> ANYWAY, Y'ALL GIVE IT UP FOR
THE NEW MEMBER -- EARL!
>> HELL, YEAH.
>> YEAH! BAGEL FIVE!
>> HELL, YEAH.
[ BELL TOLLS ]
>> IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS...
[ THUD ]
HE WILL LEARN ABOUT THE CHOICES
THAT WILL FORCE A DEDICATED
BOSS...
>> ONE, TWO...
>> ...OVER THE EDGE.
>> ...THREE NAPKINS.
YOU LOOK NERVOUS.
YOU NERVOUS?
>> NO, I'M NOT.
>> TODAY'S YOUR TRAINING DAY.
YOU GOT TABLES TO CLEAN, BURGERS
TO MAKE, FLOORS TO SWEEP,
A'IGHT?
YOU READY?
[ THUD! ]
IS THAT HOW YOU CLEAN YOUR
[BLEEP] HOUSE?
>> YEAH, IT IS.
>> WELL, THIS IS NOT HOW I CLEAN
UP IN MY RESTAURANT!
OKAY?!
YOU WANT SOMETHING TO CLEAN UP?
CLEAN THAT UP.
IS THAT A PROBLEM?
>> YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO EAT
THESE.
[ GUN CLICKS ]
>> IF I WAS A CUSTOMER, YOU'D BE
DEAD RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
[ THUD! ]
HA HA HA.
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR.
[ THUD! ]
IS THIS A JOB OR IS THIS A GAME?
>> IT'S A JOB.
>> IS THIS A JOB OR IS THIS
A GAME?
>> IT'S A JOB.
>> 'CAUSE THIS LOOKS LIKE AN
OPTION TO ME.
[ THUD! ]
>> IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS, THE
ONLY THING MORE DANGEROUS THAN
THE LINE BEING CROSSED...
>> HA HA HA.
I'M BOSS HERE, BOY.
YOU WORK FOR ME NOW, A'IGHT?
>> ...IS THE BOSS WHO HAS
CROSSED IT.
[ THUD! ]
>> YOU WORK FOR ME!
I'M BOSS! YOU SEE THAT?!
I'M BOSS!
MUSTY BURGER GOT [BLEEP] ON ME!
YOU CAN EITHER GET DOWN OR YOU
CAN GET DOWN!
MOTHER[BLEEP]
[ Calmly ] NUMBER 6, YOUR
ORDER'S READY.
ONE NAPKIN, TWO NAPKIN, THREE
NAPKIN.
>> HEY, IT'S ME AND MY DAD
DARK SHARK, AND WE'RE GONNA
DRIVE AROUND THE 'HOOD.
HE'S TELLING ME STORIES ABOUT
WHAT THE HELL HE DID BACK IN
THE DAY.
>> YEAH, WHEN I WAS YOUNG, ABOUT
15, I GO BY THE SPOT WHERE THE
OLDER HOMEYS BE AT IN THERE
PROBABLY GETTING HIGH, CLEANING
THEIR GUNS.
THEY GOT THEIR CARS ALL OUT IN
THE FRONT.
SO MY DUMB *** STARTS SAYING,
"WHOEVER CAR'S OUT HERE, I'M
GONNA STEAL IT."
SO, LIKE, FOUR OF THEM CAME OUT
THERE WITH GUNS.
THEY SEEN IT WAS ME, AND THEY
WAS LIKE...
LITTLE [BLEEP]
BUT MY BIG, DUMB, BLACK DUMB
HOMEBOY, HE WANT TO KEEP
PLAYING.
HE KICKED THE GUN BACK, CAME UP
TO MY FACE, AND THAT [BLEEP]
WENT OFF.
[ GUNSHOT ]
SHOT MY *** IN THE [BLEEP]
HEAD RIGHT HERE, AND IT CAME
OUT.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S
LIKE TO DIE, SO I'M LIKE,
"YOU KILLED ME, MAN!
YOU KILLED ME!" -- YOU KNOW,
BLOOD ALL OVER MY FACE, AND HE
LOOKED AT MY HEAD LIKE, "NO, YOU
AIN'T."
THEN HE SAID, "YOU GOT A
PERMANENT PART."
I HAD A JHERI CURL HEAD LIKE
A PART.
HE SAID, "YOU GOT A PERMANENT
PART IN YOUR HAIR."
BUT HIS DUMB *** DROVE ME TO
THE HOSPITAL GOING SLOW, STOPPED
AT THAT RED LIGHT, SMOKING A
CIGARETTE, AND ALL HE CARED
ABOUT WAS LIKE, "DON'T TELL
THE MOTHER[BLEEP] I DID IT."
I'M SITTING THERE BLEEDING
TO DEATH, HE'S STOPPING AT
[BLEEP] RED LIGHTS.
YOU KNOW, BUT HE'S MY HOMEY,
THOUGH.
HE'S STUPID.
YOU KNOW, IF I'D HAVE BEEN
OLDER, I WOULD HAVE SHOT HIS ***
BACK.
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> LITTLE ***, THIS IS
TONY THE INTELLIGENT GOON, AND
I'M TELLING YOU GUYS NOT TO PUSH
MONGO.
THE WHITE MAN IS TRYING TO KEEP
YOU DOWN, BUT IF YOU PUSH MONGO,
YOU WILL STAY DOWN FOREVER.
>> YOU SKATE MONGO, YOU WILL
DIE.
[ STATIC ]
>> EHH!
>> [ CHUCKLING ]
>> EH HEH.
EH HEH HEH.
HEY.
>> I SEE JAMES...
WHERE'S THE PEACH?
>> LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME.
I HATE YOU, MOTHER[BLEEP]
>> "ASALAMI LAYKUM."
HAH!
>> [ GROWLS ]
REVENGE!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> UGH!
[ SHING! ]
YAH! YAH!
>> DO YOU LIKE BUTTER, 'CAUSE
HERE COMES THE TOAST.
IF THE TURTLE CAGE IS DIRTY...
I AIN'T PAYING FOR IT.
>> YAH!
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ SHING! ]
>> UGH! UGH!
YAH!
UGH! UGH!
AAAAAAAH!
[ GASPS ]
>> I GUESS HE DIDN'T WANT TO
MAKE NO SANDWICH.
>> EHHH!
>> SOMETIMES THE APPLE FALLS
AND ATTACKS THE TREE.
UGHHHHHH!
>> AAAAAAAH!
>> UGHHH!
>> AAAAAAAAH!
>> SOMEONE PUT A FORK IN HIM
'CAUSE HE'S PASTA.
THEY DON'T CALL ME
CATCHPHRASE JONES BECAUSE I'M
BLACK.
>> ♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES ♪
>> ♪ CATCHPHRASE JONES ♪
[ THUD! ]
>> DUDE, I WAS, LIKE, SMASHING
THIS GIRL, AND IT WAS RAW, NASTY
EVERY WAY.
>> BLAKE!
>> All: BLAKE!
>> WHAT'S UP?
>> WHOO!
>> MAN!
>> HEY! HEY!
THIS [BLEEP] CRAZY.
HEY, HE'S [BLEEP] CRAZY.
>> I HEARD SOMETHING WAS RAW.
SOMETHING WAS RAW?
>> YEAH, HE'S CRAZY.
>> HEY, YOU KNOW ME.
>> HEY, SHOW THEM HOW CRAZY YOU
ARE.
>> HEY, I'M STILL CRAZY, MAN.
I SWEAR TO GOD.
LOOK! YEAH!
I CAN DO [BLEEP]
I'M A CRAZY [BLEEP]
YEAH, THIS RIGHT HERE!
>> YE-E-AH!
>> OH! OH! OH! OH!
>> YEAH!
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
>> OH! OH!
OHHHHHHH!
>> YEAH!
[ ZAPPING CONTINUES ]
>> YEAH!
>> OH, MY GOSH.
[BLEEP]
>> THAT [BLEEP] DEAD!
>> WHY IS HE --
>> THAT [BLEEP] BOY CRAZY!
>> WAIT.
WHY DO YOU GUYS SUPPORT THIS?
HE LOST HIS SHOES.
>> SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE!
>> OH, [BLEEP]
>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
THIS IS MY [BLEEP] HOUSE!
[BLEEP]
HUH?!
ME?!
ME?!
IT ISN'T FAIR!
[ "OLDIE" PLAYS ]
>> [ Rapping ] ♪ TO HAVE SOME
TYPE OF KNOWLEDGE ♪
♪ THAT IS ONE PERCEPTION ♪
♪ BUT KNOWING YOU OWN YOUR
OPPONENT IS A DEFEATING BONUS ♪
♪ I'M ZEUS TO A KRONOS ♪
♪ CARTILAGE CARTRIDGE IS
BONELESS ♪
♪ SMILES OF COWARDS IN
LEAD SHOWERS ♪
♪ DEAD SPOUSES IN RED BLOUSES ♪
♪ CHILDREN WHO FLED HOUSES
ON MUSTANG HORSES AND WENT
JOUSTING ♪
♪ I'M ON MY ROBIN HOOD ♪
♪ ROBBIN' IN THE HOOD ♪
♪ WHIPS, DRUGS, JEWELS ♪
>> THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONLY
TIME WE WILL EVER PERFORM THIS
SONG SO...
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
...I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS WITH MY
HOMEY.
>> [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> [ RAPPING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> SWEATSHIRT IS IN THE
BUILDING, SO...
>> ♪ SO CONTRAST IS A PAIR
OF LIPS ♪
♪ SWALLOWIN' SYRUP AND SETTIN'
FIRES TO SHERIFFS' WHIPS ♪
♪ GET AT ME WITH SAVAGES ♪
♪ HAVE A PACK OF APACHE ♪
♪ INDIAN PACK WHO DON'T GIVE
A [BLEEP] IF WE NASTY AS
FLATULENCE ♪
♪ AS A MATTER OF FACT,
YOUR SWAGGER IS TACKY ♪
♪ SO SEE ME YOU CAN'T ♪
♪ LIKE CRUNCHY BLACK CATS
IN A TAXI ♪
>> ♪ *** ♪
>> ♪ BACK LIKE LATERAL PASSING ♪
♪ WITH THAT GLADIATOR MANNER
OF RAPPING ♪
♪ AS AN ADDICT, I LET PERCOCETS
AND XANNIES RELAX ME ♪
♪ FALL BACK IF YOUR PADDIES
IS *** ♪
>> ♪ PLEASE ♪
>> EARL'S FREE PASS.
>> WHOO!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> ♪ YO, ACE ♪
>> ♪ YO ♪
>> ♪ I WAS 15 WHEN I FIRST CHEW
THAT DOUGHNUT ♪
♪ 5 YEARS LATER FOR OUR LABEL ♪
♪ YEAH, WE OWNED IT ♪
♪ I STARTED AN EMPIRE ♪
♪ I AIN'T EVEN OLD ENOUGH
♪ TO DRINK A [BLEEP] BEER ♪
♪ I'M TIPSY OFF THIS SODA POP ♪
♪ SO INSTEAD OF CRITIQUING AND
***, BEING MAD AS [BLEEP] ♪
♪ JUST ADMIT ♪
♪ NOT ONLY ARE WE TALENTED ♪
>> All: ♪ WE'RE RAD AS [BLEEP] ♪
>> THANKS, NEW YORK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> UGH.
OH, THAT HURT.
>> I SAW YOU STEAL THAT PIE,
MAN.
>> DO YOUR [Chuckling] THING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEH! YE-E-H!
AW! [BLEEP]
>> OH, MY BAD!
>> OH, MY GOD!
WHAT THE [BLEEP] WAS THAT?