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Hey
Are you a Movli?
What?
Hey
I mean, are you some sort of Shaykh or...
What makes you say that?
You got a beard isn�t it?
So?
errr,i thought...
Oh you thought
You know i assumed because you look like one isn�t it?
If having a few hairs on the face makes you a shaykh then even goats have beards
and a few grannies
You have the traits of a shaykh
So if i put on an apron, does that make me a cook?
If i fix a leak does that make me a plumber?
If i lie does that make me a lawyer?
No err, with Molvis its different innit?
No its not different, people have just made it different and I don�t think its fair
When we're sitting down watching the news someone will say
Since when did having a beard make you perfect?
We're still humans, we still make mistakes
You know just because we have a few hairs on our face
doesnt give us magical powers to do everything that�s correct hundred percent all of the time
Students study 6-10 years learning
Fiqh, tafseer, logic, seerah, tajweed, arabic, hadith
being away from family, not having the comforts of their own home
just to become a shaykh, an alim, a scholar, a molvi
and me i just grow a few hairs and i become a shaykh
how is that fair and how is does it make any sense?
when you go to certain countries you'd be surprised about how they treat the deen
If you're a blind person they call you a haafiz saab
If you have a beard they call you a sufi saab
And you get all of that, just by growing a beard
Now growing a beard is not easy anyway
now on top of that if someones gunning it every time someone does something wrong
[gun sounds]
are you doing that because you said gunning it?
Yeah, funny isn�t it?
So back to the point, if every time someones gunning it,
then you're gonna put people off
So pleaaaase don�t be that person
So until next time i "beard" you farewell
Did you see what i done there, you see?
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