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>> RYAN: [humming]
Welcome back, Internet people. My name is Ryan and today we are playing Shadow Man for
the PC.
This is a very scary place that we're in.
There's people that lack heads yet somehow do not lack the ability to shoot at me
and we're wandering about.
I can't really see what I'm doing.
This is a churchy area. It's a little bit creepy.
Some barrels with helpful health globules in them.
>> SHADOW MAN: There must be a way to open this.
>> RYAN: And there must be a way to open that.
Oh, who's that I hear?
Someone down here?
Oh, got some ammonition over here.
Oh hello.
What are you doing here all by yourself?
I can't for the life of me- I think I came down this hallway
but they all look so similar, all of these hallways.
I hope I'm not going backwards. That would be silly.
OK, I think I came from this way but it was downstairs I came from.
All these hallways look very, very similar.
Got to make sure I've got all sorts of ammo.
I've been using it pretty much all the time.
Oh, what's this?
Gosh.
>> SHADOW MAN: I need to open this. There must be a way to open this.
>> RYAN: Is that the Lizard King down there? What is he doing?
That's very odd.
Hm. OK, there must be a way to get down there somehow.
Maybe I'll return to that bottom floor?
OK, so I'm pretty sure I came from that way
and then there was the one hallway over here...
Yeah, this one here.
This must lead somewhere.
Right? Oh look.
More people are losing their heads. Isn't that lovely?
Hi.
Oh, this is the padded cell area. This is where all the crazy people were.
The crazy people which somehow now have guns and things.
Got to make sure you give your crazy people guns.
I'm being unfair. I don't know what happened in this game.
I don't know how these people got guns.
I wonder if there's anything in any of these.
Oh, hello. Glad that you joined the party.
All of your friends came and gone.
I feel kind of bad for you now,
having to come up here all by yourself.
Can't figure out why, for the life of me, there's barrels in some of these padded cells
because it seems like the inmates would just hurt themselves on the barrels maybe.
Unless that's the only place they were ever given to store anything
and the inmates, being completely insane, decided to keep skulls and health globules
in them.
Oh, that makes all sort of sense actually.
Glad I figured out that conundrum.
I could really use some skulls right now because
I need my flashlight.
I mean, my flambeau.
Is that it for all these little
depressingly lit padded cells?
That's something... You have to make sure when you're an evil...
When you're a group of awful and evil people
always make sure to go and change all of the lightbulbs
so that everything is red.
Oh, I heard someone over here and I think he was through this.
>> SHADOW MAN: I need to open this.
>> RYAN: Yes, Shadow Man. We understand.
We understand that you need to open this...
It seems just like there's going to be lots of these.
I'll go through all of them and be right back.
OK, so there was a couple of thingies, there was some ammo...
Nothing really that interesting.
Uh, I wonder...
I think that- Yeah, I went through all of the doors. One left.
Didn't see these ones.
There was a secret in one of them.
Still not 100% what those secrets get me but that seems to be that. Let's try another one
of these hallways.
OK, so I think we're going to head back downstairs where we came from because I'm sure there's
some hallways down here that I missed
like here, what appears to be a medical bay I think? It kind of looks like a medical bay,
I guess.
Uhh...
Well that was totally worth going in there for a thingy
and then I was in that one. I remember being in that one.
Oh, and we've got...
We've got a spot to use my keycard with the hand
that for some reason I'm still carrying around the hand. I bet it's really smelly.
Oh, you know what? I bet that opens up the gate upstairs. OK.
Which way was that? I'm getting lost. OK.
Must be this way.
Right, so yes, so back in this- That opened this thing here back in this church area
and then this open the direct path to...
the Lizard King perhaps?
It sounded more like something was opening in here actually but I don't know,
this game's directional sound isn't really that great.
I don't know what's going on.
No, that must have opened the entranceway to the Lizard King.
Oh, no it didn't...
OK, well then what did that open?
OK, down here with the padded cells...
It opened this path here. OK, I see.
Let's try left first.
Wait a minute, have I been here?
I think I might have been here.
Oh god, I have been here.
Uh, hm.
Unless this is a new path.
This is when I turned right instead of left after exiting the area with the padded cells
and this is... oh.
Nope, that's just where I came from. OK.
Aww, mazes. I don't enjoy them.
This area looks rather new. I don't recall seeing textures like this on the walls before.
This must be what opened.
>> SHADOW MAN: I wonder what's 'round here.
>> RYAN: Ho, I like the sound of that.
Come on, Shadow Man. Let's find out what's around here.
Oh, I really like the look of this.
>> THE LIZARD KING: Good afternoon. May I help you?
What I meant to say was is there somezing I can do for you?
>> SHADOW MAN: Yeah, there's something you can do for me.
>> THE LIZARD KING: And vat is that, pray tell?
>> SHADOW MAN: You can get the hell out of my way.
>> THE LIZARD KING: Ah. I'm afraid zat won't be possible.
>> SHADOW MAN: Hey, anything's possible, Doc. You, of all people, should know that.
I'm sorry. Did I call you "people?" My mistake.
You aren't a person at all, are you?
Are you?
>> THE LIZARD KING: Don't tell me you're expecting some kind of answer to your rhetorical question.
>> SHADOW MAN: Oh yeah. I know all about you, Doc. You think you're so smart. Look at you.
So smug in your self belief. The hero in the heart of your own pathetic power fantasy.
But really, you're a little baby girl, aren't you? Deep inside, shivering inside, ***
your frilly little ***.
>> THE LIZARD KING: Oh, come now.
>> SHADOW MAN: A squealing, puking, hairless puppy inside.
>> THE LIZARD KING: Now you're mixing metaphors.
>> SHADOW MAN: So move away, puppy dog. I won't ask you again.
>> THE LIZARD KING: I will not move out of your way. I will NOT!
Do you know who I am? Do you!?
>> SHADOW MAN: You're a little puppy dog.
>> THE LIZARD KING: Don't call me zat! I am Doctor Death!
I am ze Lizard King!
Can't you see what I've accomplished here?
I have brought his kingdom to Earth!
I am the leader of the Five! You should fear me!
Fear me!
>> SHADOW MAN: I pity you.
>> THE LIZARD KING: Zat wasn't very nice, now was it?
For I shall sit at the right hand of the lord. Did you know zat?
For we are many!
Were you aware of zat!?
You act, you piece of excrement!
You nothing!
Now... apocalypse...
The end of all things.
Your voodoo harlot was correct, Michael dear.
Ze end is IS nigh
and it's sooner than you think!
>> RYAN: That was exciting!
That was amazing acting. Amazing acting.
Oh, Lizard King. How are you doing?
The end is not now
nor is it nigh. Oh, you run really fast.
Where did you go?
You're not going to sit at the right hand of anything.
Oh, look at that. You used to be a person.
Is this supposed to be difficult?
Because he'*** me quite a few times
and he's barely done any damage
and now he's dead.
>> SHADOW MAN: This should be useful.
>> RYAN: Oh, it's a... I have no analogue for what this could possibly be.
It's a prism. I have a prism.
>> SHADOW MAN: The dark souls... are mine.
>> RYAN: Prism and a dark soul. Look at that.
This is probably the most depressing little chair thing I think I've ever seen. It must
be very uncomfortable.
It's probably why he died so easily.
When you have bad legs and things you can't do anything about it.
Bad back, back pain... just ruins everything.
Swipe!
What did that open?
That path? Well, that's useful I guess.
Prism. Well, this prism I guess is used to get somewhere or go somewhere?
Um, good thing we got all that health.
Definitely needed that.
So, this prism, eh?
It...
Oh.
What is this?
What is this and what is that?
I wonder...
Oh, it's a non Shadow Man door I guess.
OK.
Where does this lead me?
This area seems very large.
I really wish I had my lightbulb.
Oh wait, no I have one square. That should be enough to explore really quick.
Apparently not because the lighting is so bad I can barely see anything.
OK, so that leads back there and that leads there and is there anything behind?
Oh, got some barrels.
Glad I went exploring before doing whatever it is that is very obvious to do in the room.
OK then, so I guess I...
Do I just walk through?
I suppose I do. Geronimo!
Oh, loading screen.
Oh, it...
Where the hell am I?
Is it more Asylum or more Asylum levels?
Did you see that? That bluh guy was JUST turning around.
Seriously.
Put a little effort in, bluh guy.
I think I may have missed something in the...
in the jail level.
Oh, I'm in Engine Block. OK.
Well, you know what? I think we're running out of time so we're going to have to make
that a video.
We'll figure out what exactly is going on in the Engine Block next time.
Thanks for watching, Internet people. We'll see you again very soon.