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There I was ... completely f...ed up.
The day hadn't started out well.
My daily foray saw all the streets deserted.
Not even a single bum was to be seen.
Then again, they rarely make for a good profit.
Frustrated, I headed home.
But not without a quick detour to the little garden café around the bend.
And there it was: My chance! I smelled ***!
But no dough in the purse! Was it on her body? How was I to get it?
Then I had an idea ...
Inebriated by success I headed home ...
... never guessing that my ex partner Rasti, that nasty piece of work, ...
... had squealed on me to the cops.
When I reached my digs, everything went quickly. So here I am.
But I have a plan.
And only the adorable Dackel Welsh knows my secret.
Xihuataneo, I'm coming!