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Grassmen are back on the job.
"'puter says no!"
I didn't really watch Little Britain.
Would it be wet ground?
We would have heavy, wettish ground...
...but good ground!
God's own country up north you know!
Walk you down the sward there like a harvester.
You would know the patent ran out on the front rollers on a Claas.
What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster?
Welcome to Fermanagh Grassmen.
Right, I'll chance this one.
I'm sorry, I can only apologise for my belly.
I'm not that easy seen through.
Oh, I'm grand.
You're not doing so bad.
Just mind that camera Barry if you see it there.
You on there?
Go ahead.
What way do you see it now, ready for the road yet?
You just think we might get stuck, I know rightly!
Aye, just in case they get stuck you know, wouldn't want to miss it.
Aye, yea, yea, yea.
They don't look to be coping too bad all the same.
Good harvester man you see and a good gripping Valmet.
Aye, he told me them old Valmets he only bought them because they were cheap.
John McClean
Die-hard
I was just thinking I heard that somewhere before alright!
We gave you a nice little hammering in the football the other day?
Who?
Down.
No, I'm not a Co. Down man.
Oh, you're not?
Once you go over the border you're all the same!
What do you think of them when you're sitting in them?
These things are not comfortable.
You're in the wrong seat you see.
What was that?
You're comfy enough in this seat like.
I'll be head-butting this camera before I'm finished.
You may just hold on!
This seat's gonna burst!
Eh?
It's going further down every time I bounce.
It's the weight of you John.
Wreck my good tractor that's the next of it.
You're getting a bit of a battering there are you?
I don't know what kind of seat you'd want.
Aye, you think I'd be hard to please would you?
You wouldn't be like a woman would you? Would you give out?
Sitting up in that comfy jeep all day, it'll do you the world of good!
Nelius?
Yea.
Gay Byrne is coming down to you.
What?
Gay Byrne is coming down to you.
For what?
Interviewing you...
You could do it without leaving a mark on the block.
Sorry? Oh yes.
You could get the post over without anybody knowing who it was.
I didn't get that...
It's like a foreign country down here!
Oh sh*...
That's another plus to JCB...
...and where are my overalls?
Did you get my legs?
Sorry about that Brian.
Did I get that on record?
You've got that on record yea!
Combs it nice in the morning.
And then combs it lovely like.
Look across.
Oh sh*...
...sorry about that.
If you want a tractor to go up a hill,
stay that side, don't go there...
Don't go the green on this side anyway.
...for going up a hill.
Aren't I putting up some show?
Take 4!
The clock was set for 7. There was 8 of us in the bed!
He must be paying you too much?
I'll tell you that at the end of the season!
Smile now Nelly, smile.
Good job he didn't ask you Robert, big grumpy face.
Now, that's not very nice.
Where's this going to?
Back to our house.
Aye, it's going to your house Davy?
Yea.
I didn't think you'd know anything useful.
There's a first time for everything!
What the ....?
PTO's knocked off.
We're going well here now.
Opps.
Yes.
There, you've seen it all today John.
That would be tidier going, wouldn't it?
You make sure and erase that bit now.
My da' always says you only tell two people...
...those that ask and those that don't.
Cover that badge up there, cover that badge.
Oh aye put down the, oh aye, let everybody focus on him with the Liverpool shirt.
You never get tired flicking?
Gives the wrist good old exercise!
Boo-Boo would probably be the best craic like.
Just don't distract Boo-Boo too much.
When you're talking to him he'll pull a gate post out or something so he will.
What do you say Richard?
Your story telling's going to get cut short.
Aren't you lucky, I was just getting to the good bits about you too!
About how good a buckraker I am?
Aye, that's what it was.
Look at this big cahoon here.
What do you say Dobby?
Watch that old bank, steep as ****!
Steep as what?
What do you need me out here for?
What's the dobby all about?
What's this nickname all about?
A load of nonsense!
Right Dobby, you've a 100 acres to mow tonight yet.
What do you say sparky? Watch them wires.
What's wrong with you Dobby?
Aye, very good now.
He's all smiles now the camera's in with you.
He wasn't as happy looking whenever I was in with him.
It's not often you see a cattle trailer on behind a Mercedes.
It's like something you'd see up around your country.
Left, left, left.
Right, right, right!
Hold on a minute, you could have said straight over.
Too much excitement.
We're on the move here.
That's not so bad, as long as we're moving.
See that wee bit of wall that's missing?
Ask *** about that.
You wouldn't sell many DVD's with that boy would you?
You get your speeches ready because he's coming to you next!
I reckon Hollywood would maybe give us a start would they?
Could we not have went for a radio interview or something?
Something with no cameras involved.
A slack minute could be hard to come by.
What do you reckon of this man on the shovel hi?
Put him in a home just?
If we'd another lock of trailers now we'd be flying.
McDaid, what kind of tune was that you were trying to whistle there trying to keep a straight face for the camera?
I can't stop smiling at it.
It's a good job I didn't sign on the dole over the summer.
Take your top off McDaid and start rubbing yourself.
Rub yourself and wink out at the same time.
I hope he's not recording the CB chat.
Sure I can't get picking my nose or nothing hi.
Hi McDaid, are you still rubbing yourself for that old camera there?
You'll hardly be getting back in with Collins will you?
No
You want to ask about the fish and chip story.
You want to ask him about that for a handlin'!
You could take two double decker’s through there!
That's how us boys roll!
I take it all back, I hate my job!
That's as far as we go.
You not playing "Riding High In My John Deere Tractor" there?
No I didn't bother. I forgot.
I could do the soundtrack to the whole thing Tom.
It's not hard to know the dinner's ready the speed you're going at.
Aye, very good.
Is that us?
You're happy before I come out now?