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-Oh damn!
Hey guys, Sickflowz here.
And today I'm going to tell you 10 things that guys
hate about girls.
Number one, and probably my favorite one, is too emotional.
Girls are too emotional.
And for some reason, I think they think guys like that ***.
Well, let me tell you a secret. (SPEAKING IN A HIGH PITCH)
We don't like that ***.
And I'm sick of tired of it.
Because to be honest, you know, a girl wants
to sit there and be like, yo, can we watch a movie baby?
And if-- now, if a guy wants to be really nice he'll say yes.
But how come every girl-- and I do
mean every girl-- wants to sit there and cry
throughout the *** movie?
I just don't get it. (SPEAKING IN A HIGH PITCH)
Well, hey, Sickflowz, maybe it was a sad movie
and a puppy died and it couldn't save itself and it died.
No, it's to every movie.
It could be an action movie, *** comedy, romance, ***,
you guys always cry.
Why do girls cry for anything?
Number two, girls can't take compliments.
I'm serious.
Why can't y'all take compliments?
Like, why can't a dude just walk up to you
and be like, hey girl, you look beautiful today.
Oh ***!
All hell's broke loose because now you're
going to be like, (SPEAKING IN A HIGH PITCH)
what do you mean I look beautiful today?
What about yesterday, ***?
What about the day before?
You trying to say I don't look good every day?
-Um, ***, I was giving you a compliment.
Either you take it or I'm going to take it back and never
speak to you again.
Seriously girls, learn to take the compliment.
A guy does not like a girl who can't take a compliment.
Trust me.
I'm a dude.
Number three-- get off your phone.
***, I can't tell you how many times I've been on a date
with a girl and this *** is just on her phone,
like, (SPEAKING IN A HIGH PITCH) yeah?
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, I'm listening.
I'm listening babe.
Uh, oh my god.
Oh, my ex just liked my picture.
-And I know some people may say that she's on the phone
because she's bored of the date.
Well, no, *** that.
Because even when I'm walking with girls
that are not my girlfriends, just friends,
they're always on their phone.
And you know they're always on the phone
when they just woke up and 10 minutes later they're
asking you to *** get a charger because their phone is
dying because they use it too damn much.
Number four-- why so much makeup?
I've seen one girl one day, and she had so much
makeup that I saw her the other day at Walmart
at midnight with no makeup.
And I walked right past her.
I did not recognize her.
And then she text me talking about, I see how it is.
***, no you don't see how it is.
Because you are not the same girl as you were yesterday.
All that damn makeup, a guy does not-- come on,
like, to be honest, I don't like a girl with too much makeup on.
I really don't.
Just maybe the little eye *** that you put here.
Just a little bit.
Don't ***, overdo it and go all the way over here.
Just that, and maybe not even-- I
don't even like that powder *** that you put on your face.
I don't like that ***.
Because when I wear something nice,
and you put that powder *** on my *** jacket
and I get made, and then you want
to complain about how I'm yelling at you, ***,
it's your fault.
Number five-- why is the actual hell
do you ladies take three hours to get ready?
You want to tell me that you're going
to take three hours to get ready.
And the movie is at 8:00.
I'm going to tell you to be ready by 5:00.
That way, when I arrive to your house at 8:00,
you're going to be ready.
Because I'm *** tired of this ***.
I tell a girl, hey girl, ready by five o'clock on the dot.
And I'm there at 5:15 because I like to run a little late.
Because sometimes I drive around the block thinking
if I should go pick her up or if I should just bail on her.
I do that sometimes.
No, but seriously, why do you take so long?
You got makeup and you got clothes.
First of all, I don't like makeup.
And I don't like clothes.
So just come naked.
It doesn't matter what you wear.
I like you for what's under your clothes.
Numbers six-- touch your nose girl, touch your nose.
Guys don't like when a girl is so nosy.
Seriously, like, a guy can't stand
when a girl is snooping through his phone.
Yo, that is my phone.
Stop looking through it.
See, me and you are not going to work
if you don't trust enough not to go through my phone.
Now, my password has a phone.
And you know why?
Because I have naked pictures of girls.
That doesn't mean you shouldn't trust me.
Number seven-- guys can't stand when girls always cause drama.
If I'm walking with you and you see my ex, that's it.
You saw my ex.
I might not even say hi to her.
Because chances are, I hate the ***.
So why are you going to sit there and give her
a dirty-*** look?
She gives you a dirty look back like,
(SPEAKING IN A HIGH PITCH) what?
Uh, what?
And then you guys get to arguing and fighting
and then you make me look ***, like a ***
in public.
You embarrass me.
Stop with the drama.
And maybe, just maybe, you'll get a man.
[MOANING IN A HIGH PITCH]
-Guys hate when girls moan like they're
getting stabbed over and over.
That *** is not sexy at all.
Why the *** do girls moan like that?
There's some girls that have that sexy moan.
Uh.
And then you have the girls that *** go crazy.
[MOANING IN A HIGH PITCH]
-***, what is wrong with you?
You need Jesus, girl.
So number nine, guys hate a girl that is too needy.
I know that sounds a little bit *** up.
You know, I don't mind having a girl that
needs me two or three times a day.
I mean, not a day, *** that, too much.
I don't mind if a girl needs me two or three times a week.
You know, I see her Monday, Wednesday, Friday, not
Saturday.
Saturday is time for my boys and time for my ***.
Girls are too needy.
And guys don't like that ***.
I dated a girl once that, I was chilling with her
for three hours.
I went to drop her home.
As soon as she got inside her doorway
she called me, talking about she misses me.
***, I just saw you for three hours.
I just finished dropping you off.
What do you mean you miss me?
The last, but not least-- and this
is the one that I hate the most-- the jerk off.
When a girl jerks a guy off.
I prefer to jerk myself off than have a girl jerk me off?
Why?
Because girl's don't know how to do it.
Either the girl grabs on too light and too slow,
or she just does it real fast to the point, like,
she *** thinks it's that--that shaker weight
commercial ***.
She just it too *** fast.
That *** does not feel good.
But then, you girls always want to *** grab that *** like,
(SPEAKING IN A HIGH PITCH) Ah!
Ah!
Like, ***, that is my *** you grabbing onto, ***!
Like, seriously, I had one girl who was jerking me off so bad
that I had to slap her hands and start jerking myself off.
Girl, what the ***, you can't jerk right.
Yeah, that's how you do it girl.
That's how you do it.
You see?
You see how I'm doing it?
That's how you do it!
Well guys, thank you for watching.
That was 10 things that guys hate about girls, at least,
10 things that I hate about girls.
Um, so make sure you guys comment down below.
If you're a guy, let me know about some of the things that
you--you hate about girls personally.
If you're a girl, go ahead and comment down below,
some things that you hate about guys.
Because I think sometime next week, or sometime this week
I'm going to do a video about 10 things
that girls hate about guys.
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And thank you for watching guys.
I'm out!