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Ohaidere, izz meh, Cheezit, bringin y'all mah playthru of Pokemon Yellow!
I've never played Yellow version before, so this is a new and exciting experience!
I would record my narrations and stuff, but I ain't got a mic. Kind of a problem there.
I will name myself Cheezit, of course.
Post team ideas in the comments!
My rival shall be none other than Alain *** Delcueto, of course.
Time to begin an adventure! Leggo!
I be gettin dat Potion all up in here.
Playing so much gen 4-5, I miss being able to store items in the PC. But then again, you can carry infinite items, so...
It's funny how my mom is in the kitchen.
I gotta change this text speed. Slow text will drive me crazy.
All set!
Surprise buttsecks!
OMG YUR LIEK SO FUKCD UP ITZ UR MOM UR ***!!!... *** you.
Sincerely, *** you.
Ohaidere Professor Oak! Am I a boy or a girl? And while we're at it, what's your grandson's name? Oh, you don't know...
Oh *** dawg! Y'all ain't wanna *** wit da Wu Tang Clan!
How do you find a wild Pikachu in Pallet Town? And how do you catch it at full HP? Professor Oak is a *** beast.
Remember to tell me what Pokes you wanna see in my team. Imma use at least one of the starters though. Charmander.
Ooh ***, he mad son.
OMG SRSLY??? DAS A POKAMAHN BALL??? OMG I HAD NO IDEA!!!
U mad Alain? He mad Gramps.
OMG GUISE IMMA GET A POKAMAHN!
Scumbag Alain to the rescue!
I see a future Team Rocket member here. It makes sense, he's already a bum.
Mister Delcueto, what are you doing?
And I want a pony! And a racecar! And a motorcycle to play card games on!
...I'm sorry, it was bound to come up eventually.
But Professor Oak, I already came over there!
Wait, Alain stole my Pokemon, so you're giving me this piece of *** one that you just caught? Scumbag Oak family!
I shall call him Squishy! And he shall be mine! He shall be my Squishy!
Loljk. I'm naming him Anton. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
WHAT IS IT, ALAIN? YOU TAKE MY *** POKEMON AND NOW YOU WANT TO BATTLE ME WITH IT?
Well alright then.
Scumbag Alain: steals your Pokemon, then challenges you to a battle with it. Meh, it's an Eevee, so I don't really care.
And then Cheezit said to Anton, "Come over here and kick my engines into overdrive."
Generic first battle, but at least Oak doesn't have to interrupt you and tell you how to do everything.
Whatchu doin Alain?
Of course, it wouldn't be a battle between me and Alain without a few HAX here and there. Doesn't matter had sex.
Congratulations, you grew to level 6 and learned a completely useless move! Let's all celebrate! Yaaaaaaaay!!!
But y u mad tho?
Picked the wrong Pokemon? There was only one Pokemon to pick!
>inb4 Alain smells me
Called it. So totally called it.
Does he ever actually smell you, though? That's what I don't get.
Ohaidere Anton. Kind of awkward how you're right behind me, and will be over the course of the game...
I probably shouldn't have named my Pikachu after Anton. I will have nightmares... even more so than I do now.
Cheezit talked to Anton! It looks like Anton wants to *** you!
I love you too, Anton.
And so begins the quest of Cheezit, the Ginger, and Anton, the Yellow!
Sould I get the Town Map? Naw, *** that.
OMG DON'T GO IN DA TALL GRASSZ ITS LIEK DANGEROOS IN DAR!!!
In every game, you can always count on a guy like this to give you a free Potion.
It's time to duel!
Ohh ***, Mega Ultra Chicken!
Tristan Junior!
In here is where I battle a bunch of Pokemon just to level up Anton. I'll skip this to please my viewers.
IMMA HEALIN UP MAH POKAMAHN
SPEED IT UP SPEED IT UP
Not bad.
I love it how you can go really fast in a ROM. If only I could have done that while playing Red the first time.
Time to explore Viridian City! I expect it to be pretty much the same as I left it...
I just remembered, I think there's a Potion behind these... trees? Anyway, it has been a while since I played Red.
It can't be under a tree, can it?
I did! I did taw a puddy tat!
Let's see what else is in Viridian City!
Hey, that's the old guy who lives in my basement and eats all my food!
If you're wondering, while I'm doing this, I'm watching Andrew Vivelo's Giants take on the Falcons in the playoffs.
If you're wondering, while I'm doing this, I'm watching Andrew Vivelo's Giants take on the Falcons in the playoffs.
It's 7-2 G-Men as of now.
No, I'm not from Pallet Town, and I do not know Professor Oak.
No, I cannot deliver that package to him.
Fien.
Time to go back to the future. I mean Pallet Town. Where I apparently know some guy named Professor Oak.
Oooooh *** Melvin you ain't just done dat!
I love how Anton just stands behind me and doesn't say anything.
He's like that thing from "Spirited Away" with the Michael Myers face.
Time to see that old man who lives in Alain's basement and eats all his food. I think I used that joke already.
No, Mister Sandusky, I will not do that.
Ohai Alain.
I love you too Alain. Thanks for asking.
The early game is really slow-going...
Victor Cruz just dropped a ball. U mad Andrew?
You know this game is boring when I'm posting about a football game on TV.
THAT'S A POKEDEX? NAW REALLY???
..................
The rent is too damn high.
Vote Jimmy McMillan for president.
Oak had a dream that one day little black Pokemon could stand on a hill and hold hands with little white Pokemon.
And they would sing songs about friendship and rainbows and ponies.
That got way too boring, so I skipped it.
Imma go to the Mart and buy some Poke Balls because apparently you don't get them for free in this game.
I didn't get the Town Map, btw. I don't want to have more items than I can carry.
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE ITEMS?
Buy ALL OF THE POKE BALLS!
Nope, just ten.
Imma catch me some Pokemon. But make sure you give me ideas on what to catch in the comments.
I've got a pretty good idea of what I'm using. Pikachu, Pidgeot, Nidoking, Charizard...
And then Imma need an HM slave. So I'll stash something in the daycare until I need it so I'll have room for my HMs.
Blastoise is a pretty good possibility. I mean I'm gonna need some Water HM user eventually. But I love Lapras...
I just skipped a bunch of battles with wild Pokemon, to get to this one with a Pidgey that I caught.
As you'll notice, Anton is level 12 already. Battles go really quickly on a ROM, so it's all good.
Anton, show him your junk!
That old man in Viridian City ain't got *** on me. He didn't even catch that Ratatta.
Hmmm... now what name should I take?
Imma call him, Tony, after our Tony. He looks pretty Asian anyway.
Yes, I will indeed give him a nickname, sir.
Fascinating tale, chap! Care to recite it once more?
I'm bored. This game needs to be even faster at the parts where it doesn't matter.
Imma call him Tony god dammit!
About *** time.
Ohaidere Pokemon Center!
I got bored (shocker, I know!) so I skipped to here.
Ooooh Hakeem Nicks done got some long TD. Andrew should be happy.
Imma go train Tony on that route where Alain is. There might at least be something new there...
Nidoran? I need something to use against Brock, so I'll take it.
This is where you throw the Poke Ball!
Duh, winning.
That horn looks kind of like a nose. And he probably likes money. If you get it, you'll know my nickname...
Aaron is mai waifu.
Unless Anton rapes me first. I hate it when that happens.
Hey guys, I decided to skip the part where I trained all my Pokemon. They're all level 14, and I caught some new ones.
Mike the Mankey, BabyPanda the Nidoran chick and TayTay the Ratatta.
And now, to take on Alain!
Fancy meeting you here, Delcueto.
Why yes, I would indeed have sex with you if the opportunity arose.
I mean hey, what's up.
Stupid autocorrect.
Oh, right, a battle. K.
Challenge accepted.
Mah Thundershock brings all the birds to the yard.
And they're like, BLARGHLARGLARGHLARGH
This is so unbearably boring...
I need a mic so I can use actual narration.
Would he who hath been legitimately referred to as Slim Shady
Promptly ascend to a non-sedative position?
Promptly ascend to a non-sedative position?
...And good riddance. Smell you ***' later, ***.
Great, that old man is EXACTLY what I need right now...
I know how to catch a Pokemon, bro.
Didn't even catch it. So pro.
I'm just gonna leave this right here. I'll stop at Viridian Forest.
Bye now!