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>>> TONIGHT MARKS THE SHOW'S
FIVE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.
AND IN HOUSE BOY TERMS THAT'S
200 LIFE TIMES.
LET'S GOY LEVY.
ANDY, WHAT IS COMING UP ON
TONIGHT'S SHOW?
>> HOW ABOUT THOSE GIANTS,
AMERICA?
OUR TOP STORY MADONNA, MIA.
AND WHY WOMEN ARE MAKING THE
SUPER BOWL NEWS.
AND IS IRAN RAISING AN ARMY OF
FEMALE NINJAS?
PROBABLY NOT, BUT IT IS FN TO
TALK ABOUT.
AND FINALLY, HOW WILL WE
CELEBRATE OUR FIFTH
ANNIVERSARY?
STICK AROUND FOR WHAT IS SURE
TO BE SOME HIDEOUS CLIPS.
>> THANK YOU, ANDY.
>> HAPPY HANGOVER DAY:
>> IS THAT A REAL THING?
>> IT IS FOR ME.
>> DON'T WORRY, YOUR TEAM WILL
DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
THE OFF SEASON IS A FINE TIME
FOR HARD WORK.
>> THIS IS ME WHEN MY TEAM
WINS.
>> I AM HAPPY FOR YOU AND YOUR
COLTS.
>> MY COLT EXPIZ ENJOYED
WATCHING THE GIANTS WIN.
>> IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE
CALLING THEM?
>> HAVE I TWO COLTS.
>> I I KNOW YOU DO.
>>> SHE IS SO CUTE KITTENS
POST PICK -- PICTURES OF HER
CUDDLING ON A PILLOW.
SHE IS FROM FOX BUSINESS
NETWORK.
IF INTELLIGENCE WAS A
CROSS-WORD PUZZLE I WOULD DO
HIM ON MY COFFEE TABLE.
THE TV EDITOR IN CHIEF, LARRY
O'CONNOR.
HE SMELLS OF SMELLINESS.
IT IS BILL SCHULZ.
HE HAS BEEN VOTED MAN OF THE
YEAR BY THE CREEPY DRIFTER
MONTHLY.
SITTING NEXT TO ME, JIM
NORTON.
YOU MUST BUY HIS COMEDY CD.
AND HE IS A TALKING PAPER.
IT IS OUR NEW YORK TIMES
CORRESPONDENT.
>> HAPPY ANNIVERSARY THAT HAD
ZERO BUZZ UNTIL THE PAPER
STARTED MAKING REGULAR
APPEARANCES.
AND WHILE IT MIGHT BE
NOTEWORTHY IN SOME
CIRCUMSTANCE EL CS, TODAY WAS
OUR 55,000-- 55,673RD ISSUE
PRINTED.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME.
NO PRESENTS NECESSARY.
KNOWING I AM BETTER THAN YOU
IS GIFT ENOUGH.
>> WE OWE IT ALL TO YOU COMING
ON "RED EYE" JIE. IT IS ABOUT
TIME YOU SAID IT.
>> I MEANT IT COR WAS
STICKILY.
>> I DIDN'T GET IT BECAUSE I
WAS TOO BUSY ADMIRING OUR
TWO-SHOT.
WE ARE ON THE SCREEN
TOGETHER.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> RIGHT ALL.
>>> HE FLIPPED THE BIRD AND
SET A BAD WORD.
MIA, IF THAT IS A REAL NAME
PROVING SHE IS AS EDGY AS A
TENNIS BALL GAVE THE FINGER
DURING THE HALF TIME SHOW
ROBBING MORE THAN A MILLION
VIEWERS YOU OF THEIR
INNOCENCE.
WATCH IT AGAIN.
>> I AM OFFENDED.
A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE BRITISH
HIP HOP STARTLES ABC NEWS THAT
HER ACTIONS WERE CAUSED BY,
QUOTE, ADRENALINE AND NERVES,
IE ***.
JUST KIDDING.
AS A RESULT OF GETTING CAUGHT
UP IN THE MOMENT AND NOT AN
ATTEMPT TO MAKE ANY
STATEMENT.
NBC BLAMED THE NFL AND THE
LEAGUE BLAMES NBC AND THE
DELAYED SYSTEM FOR ALLOWING
THE GESTURE TO BE SEEN AT
ALL.
I BLAME MY FATHER WHO NEVER
HUGGED ME.
THE PARENT TELEVISION COUNCIL
IS CALLING FOR MORE THAN A
SIMPLE APOLOGY AND NBC COULD
GET FINED BY THE FCC FOR AS
MUCH AS $480 MILLION I DON'T
KNOW IF THAT IS RIGHT.
COMPLETELY LOST IN THE SCANDAL
IS MADONNA'S AMAZING PERFORM
NS MA.
SHE IS TRULY AMERICA'S
MARGARET THATCHER.
AND THE GIANTS WINNING THE
DAMN GAME.
WHAT A GAME IT WAS.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE HIGHLIGHTS
FROM THE FOURTH QUARTER
DRIVE.
>> SLOW MOTION OFF THE MIDDLE
BOARD.
>> IT IS A TOP THAT HAS NO
FEAR OF TOTTERING.
>> FROM THE 10-FOOT BOARD.
THE CAMERA CATCHES THE
FEARLESS FORM.
YES, SIR, A GAL LENT LITTLE
GUY.
>> THANKS FOR LENDING US THAT
TAPE.
>> WHAT DID YOU MAKE OF MIA'S
ACTIONS?
WAS SHE DARING?
>> SHE IS EDGY.
SHE IMPLIES THE F-WORD.
>> AND EVEN DEAF PEOPLE COULD
UNDERSTAND WHICH IS GOOD.
>> THAT'S NICE.
IT IS MORE CORN BALL
REBELLION.
IF YOU ARE TOO HIP TO TAKE THE
GIG, DON'T DO THE GIG.
I THOUGHT THE HALF TIME SHOW
WAS BAD ANYWAY.
I LIKE MADONNA, BUT I DON'T
WANT TO SEE A 55-YEAR-OLD
WOMAN HOLDING POM-POM AND LIP
SINKING AND PULLING A
HAMSTRING.
>> I GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP-SYNCING
AND OTHERS SAID SHE WAS --
WASN'T.
>> OF COURSE SHE WAS.
I SAW MICHAEL JACKSON DO THE
SUPER BOWL.
OF COURSE NOT RECENTLY.
HE JUMPED UP ON THE STAGE AND
THE CROWD WENT CRAZY.
I LOOKED AROUND AND NOBODY WAS
MAKING A SOUND.
THE HALF TIME SHOW WAS ALL
PIPED IN.
>> BECAUSE THEY SUCK.
IT IS A WEIRD TECHNOLOGICAL
THING.
>> EVEN FOR THE NATIONAL
ANTHEM MOST OF THE TIME THAT
PERSON RECORDS IT AHEAD OF
TIME.
IT IS FOR AUDIO ISSUES.
IT IS A DICEY THING.
BUT IT SEEMED LIKE THE SECOND
HALF OF THE SHOW SHE WAS
SINGING.
I THINK SHE WAS SINGING ON TOP
OF WHATEVER TRACK THEY WERE
PRAYING FOR "LIKE A PRAYER."
IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS NO
SOUND.
>> McCARTNEY DIDN'T LIP-SYNC
AND NEITHER DID BONO.
>> THE TECH KNOW STUFF YOU
HAVE TO LIP-SYNC.
WITH ALL OF THE DANCING YOU
CAN'T SING.
I TRIED IT AND IT IS
DIFFICULT.
>> THE MOST AMAZING THING WAS
ALL OF THE MEN DRESSED AS
GLADIATORS, AND SHE WAS STILL
THE MOST MASCULINE ON STAGE.
THAT IS A COMPLIMENT.
DO YOU THINK MIA WAS CAUGHT IN
THE MOMENT?
WHAT SHE IS SAYING SHE WAS.
>> NO.
IT WAS CLEARLY PREMEDITATED.
SHE SNUCK IT IN THERE.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE CURSE
WORD OR NOT, BUT THE MIDDLE
FINGER WAS CLEARLY NUMBER IN
THERE.
IT IS A CHIEF MOVE TO GAIN
ATTENTION.
IT IS NOT EVEN THAT
CONTROVERSIAL.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO
SOMETHING EDGY PULL A JANET
JACKSON AND RIP YOUR ***
OUT.
DO SOMETHING TO SHOCK ME.
>> IT IS OUR FIFTH
ANNIVERSARY.
>> IT IS A LAME MOVE.
SHE STUCK HER FINGER UP AT
EVERYBODY.
PEOPLE WERE PROBABLY MORE
OFFENDED BY THE BLUR THINKING
WHAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN.
WHAT IT DID WAS TOOK AWAY FROM
MADONNA WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.
>> THAT'S THE TRAVIS STEY.
MADONNA DID SOMETHING THAT WAS
NOT HALF BAD AND NO ONE IS
TALKING ABOUT IT.
>> IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE EDGY
AND OWN A PROFANE HAND SIGNAL
OWN IT.
DON'T SAY IT WAS ADRENALINE
AND NERVES.
THAT'S A WEAK WAY OUT.
WHEN I HAVE NERVES AND
ADRENALINE I GET FLATULENT.
>> AND DON'T DO IT LIKE ARE
YOU SNEAKING IT IN THERE.
IT WAS PREMEDITATED.
>> I AM JUST HAPPY IT IS A
STORY.
I DO THINK IT IS NEWSWORTHY.
WE ARE CONSTANTLY GIVING THE
MIDDLE FINGER ON TV.
>> I AM MANUFACTURING SO MUCH
OUTRAGE RIGHT NOW I FEAR I
MIGHT NOT HAVE ANY FOR
TOMORROW'S STORY.
>> THANK GOD FOR TIM WINTER
AND THE PARENTS' COUNCIL.
>> BILLY ARKS CORDING TO TMZ
SHE MAY HAVE TO PAY.
SHE STEIN S SIGNED A -- SHE
SIGNED A CONTRACT FOR ANY
MONEY THE NFL HAS TO PAY IF
ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN.
>> SHE IS SCREWED THEN.
>> BUT SHE MARRIED THE SON OF
THE SEAGRAMS HEIR.
>> YOUR SUGAR DAD CAN'T
PARTICIPATE IN THIS PAYMENT.
>> SHE IS MARRIED TO THE SON
OF A BILLIONAIRE.
>> IF YOU NOTICED IN THE TAPE
SHE HAS TOTALLY LOST HER BABY
WEIGHT, Y'ALL.
>> I WILL SAY THIS.
I AM TOLD NOT LEGITIMATELY AS
SOMEONE MENTIONED HER MIDDLE
FINGER SMELLED LIKE VOMIT.
>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE.
>> I READ THAT SOMEWHERE.
>> I WANT TO RUN MY FAVORITE
PIECE OF TAPE FROM LAST
NIGHT.
IT WAS ONE OF THE PERFORMERS
WHO JOINED MADONNA ON STAGE.
I BELIEVE IT WAS MR. LS.UI
>>
♪ GOT TO HAVE IT EVERY DAY ♪
>> YOU KNOW, DIANE, I KEEP
TALKING ABOUT THE LACK OF ROLE
MODELS FOR YOUNG MEN, AND I
SEE THAT AND I AM SO WRONG.
>> THERE IS NEW HOPE.
>> FORGET THE CLINT EASTWOOD
AD.
THIS IS OUR HALF TIME,
AMERICA.
>> YOU TOLD ME IN THE GREEN
ROOM THAT --
>> IT WAS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF
"BATHHOUSE."
GUYS IN SHINY SHOES AND
SITTING ON STEPS AND IT WAS
CREEPY.
>> BILL, WAS HE THE MVP --
MAYBE NOT OF THAT NIGHT, BUT
OF YOUR LIFE?
>> CONSIDERING HOW SHIRT THAT
SKIRT WAS HE WAS AN MVP, BUT I
DON'T THINK WE MEAN PLAYER.
AND WHY WOULD RICHARD SIMMONS
USE A PSEUDONYM.
THIS WOULD BE GREAT PUBLICITY
FOR HIM.
>> WHY ARE WE SINGING CIRQUE
DE SOLEIL -- WHY ARE WE SEEING
CIRQUE DE SOLEIL DURING
FOOTBALL?
>> I WAS NOT BOARD.
THAT WAS ENTERTAINING.
>> IT IS A FOOTBALL GAME.
>> USUALLY HAVE I TO GO TO
CHELSEA AND PAY $85 FOR THAT.
I WAS AT HOME IN MY SHORTY
ROBE.
>> CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT
ADDRESS?
>> AS A COMIC THE LIP-SYNCING
ANNOYS ME.
IF YOU CAN'T SING IT -- STAND
UPS CAN'T DO IT SCO I
DISMYSELF IT.
>> IF YOU ARE LIP-SYNCING YOU
BETTER PUT ON A HELL OF A
PERFORMANCE AND NOT DOING
THESE YOGA MOVES.
>> IT WAS LIKE BING CROSBY,
AWFUL AND CREEPY.
>> THIS IS THE END OF THE
PERFORMANCE WHERE SHE WRAPS IT
ALL UP.
>> JIM, YOU MUST HAVE SHED A
TEAR WHEN YOU SAW "WORLD
PEACE."
>> FINALLY A POIGNANT MESSAGE
FROM 1965.
IT WAS NOT SOME POORLY THOUGHT
OUT IDEA.
IT WAS A WELL THOUGHT OUT AND
MEANINGFUL IDEA.
WORLD PEACE.
>> BILL, DOES IT MATTER THAT
FOOTBALL IS AN INCREDIBLY
VIOLENT GAME THAT GENERATES
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
IT IS MORE IMPORTANT WE HAVE
WORLD PEACE OUT THERE.
>> AND SHORTENED LIVES AND
MASSIVE HEAD TRAUMA.
GREAT PLACE TO DO "WORLD
PEACE."
AS A CITIZEN OF THE WORLD I
WAS OFFENDED THEY JUST USED
ENGLISH.
WHY NOT IN EVERY ENGLISH?
IT IS THE SUPER BOWL.
DO IT.
>> IT IS TRUE WORLD PEACE WILL
BE USHERED IN BY SPANDEX AND
FISH NETS.
THIS IS THE FIRST SIGN.
WE ARE EXCITED.
>> I WANT TO ASK YOU, DYE
ANNE, ABOUT A CONTROVERSY THAT
OCCURRED AFTER THE GAME.
WE DON'T HAVE THE TAPE OF
GISELLE SAYING IT BECAUSE
APPARENTLY THEY WON'T LET US
RUN IT.
THAT'S HER ON THE LEFT.
IT IS HARD TO TELL BECAUSE
THEY ARE BOTH OUTRAGEOUSLY
HANDSOME.
HE IS THE ONE WITH THE HAIR
PLUGS.
HE WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL, BY
THE WAY, SERRA HIGH SCHOOL.
THOUGHT I WOULD MENTION IT.
SHE SAYS -- I GUESS SHE WAS
LEAVING AND MAKING HER WAY
THROUGH THE LUCAS OIL STADIUM
WHICH IS A GREAT NAME AFTER
THE DEFEAT.
SOME FANS WERE TALKING TO HER
AND THEY WERE GRIEVING HER
GRIEF.
SHE SAID YOU -- WHATEVER, ARE
SUPPOSED TO CATCH THE BALL.
MY HUSBAND CANNOT, BLANK,
THROW THE BALL AND CATCH THE
BALL AT THE SAME TIME.
BASICALLY SHE IS ELUDING TO
THE INEPTITUDE OF THE WIDE
RECEIVERS.
IS SHE PUTTING HER HUSBAND IN
A DIFFICULT SITUATION?
>> T WAY IT WAS WORDED IN
THE ARTICLE WAS SHE WAS
GETTING HECKLED AND THAT IS
WAS HER REACTION.
QUITE FRANKLY I THOUGHT SHE
WAS A MUTE UP UNTIL NOW.
I WAS HAPPY TO HEAR IT.
IF IT WAS MY HUSBAND I WOULD
HAVE A SIMILAR REACTION.
IT MADE HER REAL AND I LIKED
IT.
>> SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT
WAS HONEST.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
HE THREW THE BALL --
>> IT WAS A GOOD POINT.
HE CAN'T THROW AND CATCH THE
BALL.
>> FOR YEARS WE THOUGHT, CAN
GISELLE GET ANY HOTTER?
YES.
THIS WAS SO EXCITING.
>> IT WAS SEXY, WASN'T IT?
>> YES, AND I DID A LITTLE
RESEARCH ON THIS.
I FOUND OUT THAT BRAZILIANS
ARE FIERY.
THIS IS A FACT.
YOU GET HER IN A SITUATION
LIKE THAT WHERE SOMEBODY IS
TALKING ABOUT HERMAN, WHATEVER
PORTUGUESE IS FOR "MAN" AND
SHE WILL GO CRAZY.
THEY ARE FIERY.
GOOGLE IT.
>> I WANT TO MAKE A POINT, CAN
WE JUST AGREE TO RETIRE THE
FINGER?
NOBODY USE THE FINGER AGAIN.
>> I THINK WE COULD ALL OVER
USE IT.
IN FACT, LET'S DO IT NOW.
>>> FROM SAC TO CLASS, THEY --
FROM SASSS TO CLASS, THEY ARE
PUTTING IT TO THE TEST.
THEY ARE OFFERING A POLITICAL
SCIENCE COURSE CALLED "OCCUPY
EVERYWHERE."
32 UNDER GRADS HAVE SIGNED UP
TO LEARN ABOUT THE MOVEMENT
THAT GALVANIZED THE UNSANITIZE
SINCE SUMMER OF 2011.
ASSIGNMENTS INCLUDE READING
THE NEWSPAPER AND ATTENDING
THE OCCUPY CHICAGO GENERAL
ASSEMBLY MEETING.
YES, GO COLLEGE.
JEFF EDWARDS CLAIMS HE GOT THE
IDEA FOR THE COURSE.
WHAT AN IDEA AFTER OBSERVING
ON GOING DEBATE ON THE
MOVEMENT'S REEL VENTS AND
IMPACT.
ALSO HIPY CHICKS ARE PREY FOR
*** TEACHERS.
MAY NOT HAVE SAID THAT.
BUT HE DID ADD THIS QUOTE --
IT IS EXCITING AND TIMELY TO
LOOK AT A MOVEMENT AS IT
UNFOLDS IN THE EARLY YEARS.
ART 101 IS THE ONLY EXCITING
TIME IN CLASS I EVER TOOK.
>> THAT IS DELIGHTFUL.
LARRY, IT IS ALMOST LIKE -- IT
IS ALMOST PAINFUL TO ASK THIS
QUESTION, BUT THIS IS HOW BIAS
ACADEMIA IS.
YOU WOULD NEVER SEE A COURSE
LIKE THIS ON --
>> ON THE TEA PARTY.
OF COURSE NOT.
YOU TALK TO THOSE PEOPLE ON
WALL STREET OR CHICAGO OR
WHEREVER THEY ARE, AND ONE OF
THE BIG COMPLAINTS IS THEY
HAVE ALL OF THESE STUDENT
LOANS AND CAN'T GET A JOB IN
THIS ECONOMY.