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You really didn't think this out ahead very well.
Shut Up! Cartoons, bro.
Hey, sport, do you think you can drive a crane?
What?
Can you drive a crane? Do you have your class III industrial vehicle
license?
Why the hell would I have that?
It's a pretty common thing to have, sport. I need someone to drive a
crane for me. And if you could do it, I wouldn't have to hire a
driver and that would really fatten up my bottom line.
Sorry. What's this all about?
Okay. What do people love more than anything else?
Balloon rides!
How do you figure that?
Trust me, I've done my research. But what they don't love is
danger. So what if I told you I could give you all the breathtaking
views with none of the danger?
I'd say you've probably come up with another one of your stupid
ideas to get rich quick that never work.
You're only half right, sport! All I need
is the basket from a balloon, a crane and 1,478,296 Legos and I'm
all set to launch my brand-new, guaranteed to succeed virtual
balloon ride business!
So I was right?
No. You were wrong. I'm going to buy those Legos, assemble them into
the world's most famous and scenic places...
And then you're going to put people in the basket, suspended over the
Legos by a crane and you will swing them around to different places
that you have re-created with plastic bricks. Yes. I'm right.
That's stupid and it's never going to work.
Well, we'll just see about that, Negative Nancy!
I really didn't count on the fact that Legos are expensive and hard
to put together.
Well, that's actually 2 facts. But you're right, you really didn't
think this out ahead very well.
I think I should've gone more viral with my marketing plan.
Well, don't beat yourself up. We are in a recession.
You know what? You're right. This is all the current President's fault.
Still undefeated!