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Jessie: Dude, I hate midterms.
Micky: Same here. Priscilla: They suck!
Jessie: I just had like three yesterday...
Priscilla: I have five... tomorrow... How is this possible?!
Steph: I LOVE KevJumba!
Micky: ...What? Priscilla: We're kind of talking about midterms here... but... okay! So -
Steph: But it's KevJumba!
Jessie: Yeah, that's great! That - that's great...
Steph: Aren't you guys excited?! There's a movie coming out and everything!
[Awkward silence]
Priscilla: So what - what classes did you have midterms for?
Jessie: Linear Algebra. I mean, it was so bad, I'm pretty sure I failed it, I think! Nobody finished, for sure...
Ashley: Hey, guess what? ...Why do you look so sad? Talking about midterms? It's okay! Guess what?
Ashley: I found this super fun game called Dirty Minds. Okay, let's play!
Ashley: Okay, basically this game is that you have a board, and you have pamphlets for four people
Ashley: And you have three hints for each clue, and basically you read the clue and you guess what the word is!
Ashley: It can be a person, or a thing, or whatever you want. So I'll go first!
Ashley: Clue one- it's my job to make a crack. Clue two- I'm supposed to tickle your bone.
Ashley: And clue three- sometimes, I make you groan.
Steph: KevJumba!
Priscilla: Da hell?
Ashley: No!
Jessie: Is it a comedian? Ashley: Yes, good job, good job! Jessie: Sweet!
Jessie: You can have intercourse with me over the phone; sometimes when I come in your living room, you get disgusted; and even if you don't like who's on me, you can watch some body else.
Ashley: Jersey Shore! Steph: No, KevJumba!
Ashley: Jersey Shore. I'm pretty sure. Right, right?
Jessie: No, sorry.
Priscilla: Maybe it's a talk show?
Jessie: Nice! Priscilla: Yeeaaah!
Priscilla: Okay guys, I got a really good one! I'll go a long way to get a nut, I can dive into your bush, and shoving my nuts in a hole is what gets me through the winter.
Jessie: A platypus!
Priscilla: Nooooo...
Ashley: A dog?
Priscilla: Nooooo...
Steph: KevJumba.
Priscilla: Nooooo...
Micky: Oh I know! A banana!
Priscilla: Close.
Priscilla: It's a squirrel!
Ashley: Ohhh... Micky: That's true... Jessie: Ohh...
Jessie: It was close to a platypus! Priscilla: Not really, it was closer to a banana.
Micky: Okay, I got one! Every woman knows me intimately, I please everyone who sees me, and a lot of people like it when -
Steph: Oh oh oh! I know! KevJumba! It's gotta be KevJumba! Micky: Yeah, you're right this time! Steph: Yes!
Ashley: Oh! That makes sense! Jessie: I didn't even guess that!
Jessie: Hey Steph, why do you keep mentioning KevJumba so much?
Steph: Didn't you hear? He has a new movie coming out, called Hang Loose. And he's touring college campuses just like UC Berkeley! So I think he should come here!
Priscilla: That's actually a really good idea. Ashley: You know, we should send him a video response or something... Priscilla: We should do that!
Steph: Hi KevJumba! We're ENvision, and we'd love to have you visit UC Berkeley.
Jessie: ENvision is the premiere entrepreneurship club on campus dedicated to spreading knowledge about entrepreneurship, and giving people the resources they need to achieve their dreams. Can you ENvision yourself working with us?
Ashley: So why should you come to ENvision? Because you're an entrepreneur yourself, as you started your career off YouTube.
Priscilla: You really epitomize what it means to be an entrepreneur; you take risks, you're incredibly independent, and you inspire so many others to follow your footsteps. For all these reasons, we would love to have you here with us at ENvision.
Micky: Thank you for your time, we hope you enjoyed the video, and we hope to see you here soon!
Priscilla: So KevJumba, send us a message at this email below! ENvision2012spring@gmail.com