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I'm gunna leave, and then like you're gunna come out, and like fake kick me in the nuts...
...like fake kick me in the nuts.
(cameraman) -Where do I...? From the back?
You should like... film it from the back?
(cameraman) -No, I could run in front of you before he gets there.
Yeah! Yeah, I like that. So, like when you kick me, I'm gunna be like: [grunt]
Okay, so then I just sneak up behind him, and then kick you in the nuts. -Yeah.
Fake kick you in the nuts. (cameraman) -Yell... Hey, yell, "my twanger," when you get kicked.
[laughter] Okay.
So just like, "Thoowt! My twanger!"
(cameraman) -Yeah! [laughter]
(cameraman) That'll be great.
Alright, so I'll go out there. Just don't actually kick me. -Alright.
Okay? -Alright. -Okay, let's do this.
Canon XL2 video camera: $3500.
Hey.
MacBook Pro installed with Final Cut Pro: $4000.
Alright, so I'll go out there. Just don't actually kick me. -Alright.
Okay? -Alright. -Okay, let's do this.
Embarrassing your friend...
(cameraman) So definitely really kick him?
I'm going to. -Let's do it.
...by kicking him in the nuts...
[painful grunt]
[grunting and cursing] [laughter]
...and posting the video online...
(camerman) -Oh, look at you!
[cursing] [continuous laughter]
(cameraman) [laughing] -Where ya goin'? Where ya goin'?
[dry heave]
[dry heave] [laughter]
(cameraman) -Shut up, dude. Shut up.
[dry heave] [uncontrollable laughter]
(cameraman) Shut up, shut up, shut up.
[vomiting] [splashing water]
...and making him puke...
[painful moan] [laughter]
[vomiting] [splashing water]
[coughing and gasping] [hysterical laughter]
...priceless.
Some things in life are free...
(cameraman) -Dude, high-five. Yes.
...for everything else, there's MasterCard.