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Zana Hickel 4, retrospect everyone!
2013 highlights!
A lot of waves, huge structure set up, surfboards, skateboards
Here we go again!
I had a problem with my voice but it's ok now
my tongue had fallen off, urhgrr, gone!
but that's it everyone I'm back full throttle!
First event of the year, retrospect! A lot of people tuned in to us.
And the baldy as usual schooling everyone.
Check this out, super deep inside the barrel
comes out, does a great bottom turn and what??
A stratospheric layback! What da *** was that?
Ripped half the wave off! Are you kidding me?
And have a look, Joel Parkinson trying to answer back slots himself deep in the barrel
but what was that? He gave Kelly the finger?
gave baldy the finger!
Baldy, what da *** was that?
you gotta be joking Joel Parkinson!
have a look, in detail, he really gave the finger.
really pissed off at baldy!
Baldy doesn't even care, my friend!
comes racing, racing down the line 'cause that's what he does best
showing why he's Kelly Slater and have a look at little baldy
a lot of skill in barrel
but just as he tries to exit in detail
the lip nails his board flips it over, kelly falls head first
but it doesn't matter, check it out baldy celebrates
champion, champion, he’s the champion at the gold coast
put his arms up, little baldy celebrating
From the Gold Coast straight to Bells beach everyone!
the most traditional event in world! this is the 1900s
long before our friend “Ruba” started surfing everyone was already surfing Bells Beach.
A lot of people showed up at Bells for the second stop of the world tour
and Zana Hickel was there, tuned in!
“The Bull”, Willian Cardoso. take a close look at this guy's legs.
200 pounds each leg
this adds up to 400 pound stumps!
He's huge but he sent baldy home Kelly Slater
in detail, another one dreadful style from the blond kid, have a look
California's Nat Young
this sounds like a car brand name instead of a surfer’s name but check it out great manouver!
Mineiro comes out ripping, powerful whack off the top at Bells!
Check it out, nice cut back from Mineiro.
Amazing! Carving nicely.
And now prepares for the finish, let’s see.
Throws a terrible stratospheric layback!
Terrible, terrible, too terrible!
But claims like a madman, look at that!
Doesn't stop claiming gets on the jet ski
put his arms up and check it out
switch stance
it’s him, Adriano de Souza!
Practically a DJ, like this!
And there he goes and so goes the bell. A lot of bell!
He won’t stop shaking it what does he think that is.
a toy, Disney?
From Australia straight to Brazil Billabong pro, Rio de Janeiro
The biggest close out in the southern hemisphere Barra da Tijuca
And Mineiro was there ripping starts off with this helicopter air reverse
asking for his score, check it out!
And Medina wouldn't stop throwing tsunami air reverses
Just airs and claiming!
Little arms like this
Give me a break!
And “The Avatar” extremely focused
the South African prepping with pop dance music
throws another helicopter, it was all about rotating airs
air reverses, impressive my friends
check it out, paying respect
After this one, even Mandela would have stood up in his grave again!
looks at the crowd and says “yeah, that's me, I'm the champion at Barra da Tijuca
the King of Barra” and check it out
UFC claim
Christ the Redeemer
goes to the crowd Mineiro says “Sorry, couldn't pull it, maybe next time
But it’s Jordy Smith who wins it all
In detail, Xande Fontes, our friend
little *** Xande Fontes, white hair
spraying champagne at Jordy Smith
how about that?? The King of VIP areas, Xande Fontes.
Aloha!
Our message friends, a lot of people tuned in to us, it's impressive!
Steweson Crippa
Jofrey Seibel, the guy from “Café com Brisa”
Roni Lazarri, the guy who bought the most expensive lobster in California.
600 bucks for a tiny lobster like this.
Screw you buddy!
That’s it my friends! From Brazil straight to Tahiti
Adrian Buchan, best known as “ Ace Ventura”
Gets a mega barrel, you kidding me?
And jumps off superman style check it out, what da hell?
Flying like an eagle
Practically a condor, take a look
Jesus Christ, Lord!
Jumps off, comes out flying!
And baldy answers back in a double
Picks off the wave behind My gosh, little baldy doesn’t hold back.
Throws an air
but it isn’t enough
Our friend “Ace Ventura” beats Kelly in final
wins the Teahupoo title and says to his Australian friends
“I got this one, Tahiti is ours”!
From Tahiti to Portugal
Who was on fire, it was our friend Kai Otton
the “white albino skin sheep” from Australia
comes barreling down the line Kai Otton, check it out, nice hack off the top
Kai put up his arms Claims
feels on the top of the world in Portugal sends kisses to everyone
tries to pick up the trophy but *** himself
the weight of a trophy like this is about 180 pounds.
Bali! The new stop on the world tour
and the name in Bali was our friend John John
with this tsunami air check it out
this is what I call “amusement park air”, full rotation
this is a real air my friend, not those ones that Mickey Bernardoni and Alan Fendrich do.
Those half a foot air guys
have a look! John John, 10 point score
Take a close look at this carving turn from Joel Parkinson
carving like this and our friend “Zeno Brito” would have at least 4 more herniated discs to deal with.
Who won it all, was the always over-styled Joel Parkinson
with all the friendships he's got with the judges
plus the Coke and cheeseburgers he buys them after the event
but this carve I have to admit
pay close attention to the detail, rail!
parko full rail work.
check it out “Sifu”, rail!!!
the crew from Leblon (Rio de Janeiro) Let's watch the replay
“Jompa”, send us the replay buddy!
Good one!
Joel Parkinson wins, celebrates!
Hugs his homosexual friend
Leaves the beach in the throne, *** style!
In a “everyone loves me” kinda way wrapping up Bali!
Aloha!
The world tour arrives in France
Gabriel Medina was the highlight of the crew
the guy with most likes on Instagram
the guy from OFF channel
Medina, more surfing and less television.
Focus, surfing, ripping, whacks, airs c’mon boy, it’s what you gotta do
but he was the highlight of the French event
along with him was our friend
the vampire, take a look!
the one, the “Siberian Husky”
Felipe Toledo from Ubatuba
mega air reverses comes out celebrating
and Mick Fanning in detail super focused look at that!
Mr Miyagi, Karate Kid 2 wouldn't stand a chance, impressive!
throws the tail, pushes da back foot
busts his FCS fins out
endorsement, each tail busted and fins out is money in the bank my friend!
You just can't help it!
" 'll be 3 time world champ, give me the score, I’m Australian and I've done the hard yards!"
everyone cheering him on, kissing ***
Felipe Toledo, Gabriel Medina, Mick Fanning
takes the champagne, blows out the whole thing!
celebrates!
Cacau Menezes (local tv host), Zana Hickel
Back into action
2013 retrospect of the world tour
who has been a highlight throughout the year
is our friend Julian Wilson,
pretty much the Justin Bieber of the world tour.
Someone else who’s been getting a lot of coverage in the media
is our friend Adriano de Souza, “Mineirinho”
He recently took his fiancé’s relatives to Hawaii for an unforgettable night
and proposed to his woman.
Amazing, but she's got his testicles in a jar!
Last but not least on the WCT is Pablo Blits
more known as the official hairdresser from the world tour “Bola de Pelo”(furball)
To everyone watching Fiji
Speaking of barrels we have Kelly Slater
who simply schooled everyone once again
So much technique, look at that!
Comes glued to the barrel like a gecko lizard
hands on rail, butt in the water and saying to everyone
“ there's more, the 10 is already on the score sheets, from now on it's all a bonus, 12, 13, 14”
look at that, impressive! even I want to be in that barrel from how good it looks from here!
throws his arms to the sky, claims and tells Mick Fanning “you still got a lot to learn sonny boy”!
play close attention to the details
Baldy wins one more over Mick Fanning in Fiji
and shows that he’s still got a lot to learn when it comes to barrels
The world tour comes to the last stop
The Pipeline Masters It's pure tension
And here he comes the blondie from hell, Mick Fanning
drops on a tsunami, a bomb does the bottom turn
puts on the brakes Mick Fanning gets an amazing barrel
comes out in the spit lifts his arms and says
“I’m in the quarters”
Claims desperately! All his family! His mom walks the floor on her hands
Once again, from the water look at the size of that thing
the spit, comes out!
my gosh, what was that!?
and who’s this one?
miguel pupo, the guy with 3 canine teeth
opens his arms and says
“dad, remove these teeth for god's sake!”
go get those removed man!
Mick Fanning in the next heat once again, can this guy be any luckier?
another incredible backside barrel!
beautiful, deep, comes out and says
“I’m the new world champ! Suck it once again Kelly!”
Say something Mick!
Suck it Kelly!
And Kelly already saying Mick was overscored!
There’s the statement
“No, no, it wasn’t enough and the important thing is to win the event!"
And that’s exactly what he goes on to do.
Kelly drops in on a bomb, comes out in the spit
My Gosh! Slater comes out alive.
John John answers back.
Pulls off a spectacular maneuver, get outta here!!!!
Ripped half of the wave off let’s watch a replay, look at that!
Kelly out of a mega barrel once again
comes out with the spit and says to the crowd
“this is what we have for the day folks, 10 foot barrels”
Look at that A complete air drop
this is the true air barrel, he's managed to pull it off.
comes out in the spit!
tells John John: “look kid, you still got plenty ahead but I'm still the boss at pipe!”
celebrates another Pipe title shows off his shiny bald head
finish the year winning the event showing Mick Fanning and everyone that he's still the man!
it's a wrap for Zana Hickel!
Kelly Slater wins the Pipeline Masters
John John wins the Triple Crown
and Mick Fanning the world tour
2013 retrospect comes to an end!
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2014, first event, Gold Coast!
Zana Hickel everyone!
see ya there!
Subtitles revised by William Sukala and Marcelo Araujo