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[KENZI] Bo! You slept in.
How "me" of you.
Kenzi, you're here.
Interesting non sequitur.
Yeah.
I thought that you were sleeping over at Nate's.
Well, I have been dismissed while he surprises me with breakfast.
But I peeked and it's totally pancakes.
Of the chocolate chip variety.
- Oh, yum! - Mhm.
Plus, a morning without my favourite succubus would be like waking up to a *** mimosa.
Yeah, same here.
Somebody was tossing and turning all night long? You get any REMs, sweets? I just got a lot on my mind.
[Gasping] I see what's happening here.
- You do? - Yeah.
You are losing sleep over that Dark Fae-dar.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I guess.
Look, you being you, you have certain needs.
And I don't expect you to holster your honey pot Oh, gee, thanks.
But Ryan totally screwed with Nate.
Yeah.
I get it.
And that was wrong.
You eighty-sixed him, so let's just forget about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Why don't you just go enjoy your flapjacks, short stack, huh? You want to join us? And third-wheel all over your sexy breakfast? No way.
That is why I love you.
- I'm stealing the maple syrup.
- Okay, love you, too.
[Laughing] God, this is crazy.
That was so close.
No, that was hilarious.
No, she is my best friend.
I can't keep hiding you in the bathtub.
What's next, my teeny, tiny closet? No, that's a good point.
We haven't done it in your closet yet.
This is all fun and games to you, isn't it? I mean, I don't think I can keep it up.
Don't worry about it.
That's my job.
Do you have anything serious to contribute, seriously? Yeah.
Just one sec.
Bubbly? Before we continue with today's reading, I would like to ask Beverly Garner to come up here please.
This young lady, whose previous papers have been anything but impressive, has risen to the occasion to write a dissertation on Romeo and Juliet that I hope will be published one day in our most illustrious academic journals.
I'd like her to read it now.
Beverly? I awoke the other night thinking of all the other students that have come before us and were asked to write a paper on Romeo and Juliet.
How we all equate the issues in this text with our own lives.
Our own star-crossed love.
How our parents just don't get us.
But have any of you actually ever considered that this might be a clandestine book based on foreign policy? I give you the Cold War in iambic pentameter.
Two houses alike in dignity, Russia, America.
Their children, Kennedy, Khrushchev, are forced to clean up the mess left by their ignorant, selfish parents.
Mercutio dies.
America nukes are discovered in Turkish soil.
Romeo slays Tybalt down, the bay of pigs.
And, I mean, this this is the ending.
The ending.
And I mean if if the nukes had flown I mean, this would have been our very own ending.
I mean, Romeo would have been just dead and Juliet would have been dead.
Life is hard when you don't know who you are.
It's harder when you don't know what you are.
My love carries a death sentence.
I was lost for years, searching, while hiding, only to find that I belong to a world hidden from humans.
I won't hide anymore.
I will live the life I choose.
Look, my daughter's in hospital and the doctors don't know what's wrong with her.
Someone gave her something drugs.
There's a drug dealer at that school and he needs to be dealt with.
Let me get you some water.
The doctor said something about about her brain activity.
Like, well, she can't stop mumbling nonsense.
And even the neurologist said that he'd never seen anything like it in all his years, anywhere.
What kind of drug can do that? What's the name of your daughter? - Beverly.
- And the school? East Lake.
Mr.
Garner, go spend some time with your daughter.
I've got enough here to get started.
Thank you.
Hey.
Hey, you're back.
Oh, hey, Nadia.
Hey.
Come on in.
[LAUREN] Well, you were right about that car, it's a gas-guzzler.
Yeah.
Yeah, she certainly sucks it back, huh? Thanks.
How was the trip? Beautiful.
The food, the air, our room.
The lake was magnificent.
What we saw of it.
Super.
- It rained one day.
- I loved that day.
So, how about you? How are you doing? Good.
I've been busy.
You know, things have been busy.
- Busy's good.
- Yeah, it's good to be busy.
[Knocking] - Hey.
- Hey.
Am I interrupting anything? - No.
- No.
Well, what's up? A girl's father came to see me.
I thought maybe you could help.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Excuse us.
Welcome back.
It's a human.
She had a complete neurological shutdown.
It's like her brain just stopped working.
She's sixteen.
She's a kid.
- Fae related? - Could be.
She's still in I.
C.
U.
, but the doctors think it's some kind of drug.
Just nothing they've ever seen before.
The Ash wants us to check it out.
Whatever you need me to do.
Go undercover in high school.
Oh, no, except that.
Oh, no, no, I didn't do great with sixteen-year-old girls when I was sixteen.
You think I'm going to do any better? Oh, sad wolfie eyes, huh? Chris Martin hair.
Other girls could be in trouble.
Okay, fine, I'm in.
Good.
How are you at English lit? Needs improvement.
That's what you're going to be teaching.
No, I cannot do Jane Austen again.
That's what I said when I left England.
What? Is there anything that I could do to help? Yes, actually.
Can you check this girl's medical files for me? Consider it done.
I'll just I'll drop Nadia off and then I'm all yours.
I'll get back to you as soon as I know anything.
Thanks.
Well, if it is drugs, these kids are not going to narc to a teacher.
True.
So, who do we know who speaks teenager? Hola, bee-atches.
What? Do I do I have maple syrup on my mouth? [Bell] Okay, Kenzi, are you sure you know what to do? Unleash all this coolio onto the student population.
Oh, honey, they're going to be printing my face onto T-shirts by lunch.
God.
[Chatter] [STUDENT] Some serious teacher.
Hello.
My my name is Miss Well, you know what? Why don't you just call me Bo? I'm filling in for Ms.
Phelps.
So, what have we been learning? - Yes? - Shakespeare.
Romeo and Juliet.
Excellent.
It's my it's my favourite.
So we have two houses, they are sworn enemies.
Got Romeo and Juliet.
Yes? Who's Ryan? [Laughing] [BO] Oh, oh, god.
[STUDENT] Fail.
I'll just get this off of here.
You know what? Change of plans.
L- Let's park the romance for awhile.
Let's talk about something more today.
[STUDENT] This is going to be a good class.
Okay, um the fascinating world of werewolves, fact or fiction? Yeah.
[Laughing] [STUDENTS] Yeah! Whoa, she's acting all crazy and it's not even Prom.
How long has this been going on? Maybe since, like, mid-terms.
I don't know, before that.
Look, I don't even know, I'm just really, really confused.
You're confused.
It's okay.
Look, I've heard about some strange behaviour at this school.
You know anything about it? See, that's what I'm talking about, dude.
It's like one second, Jenny's all flirting, flirting, flirting with me and then the next, she's acting like I ran over Drake.
Who's Drake? The rapper.
Oh.
That's not quite the erratic behaviour I was asking you about.
Okay.
Okay.
Then you explain it.
P.
M.
S? Yeah, probably.
What about drugs? Any new drugs on the scene? Love.
Love is a drug.
You really got to get over this girl.
But I love her.
No, you don't.
How do you know? Hundreds of years of experience.
Look, kid, you're seventeen, you don't even know how young you are yet.
Just go out, play the field, have fun, make love, be crazy.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
It'll do you good.
Right.
Right.
Thanks, man.
Hola, chiquitas! Could you please direct me to your source of desperately-needed caffeination? Is that ensemble trying to share some childhood trauma with the world? Excuse me? You heard me, ***.
Oh, wow.
We're already at ***.
Ah, well, it's very nice to meet you, Heather, Heather, and Heather.
- What? - Cult film, circa 1988.
Your fashion sense, meet 2011.
And why don't you take those clown shoes back to whatever hobo you stole them off of and stop trying to mix outside your social circle.
You did not just insult the boots.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, honey, it's about to get real.
Listen, you're new here, so I don't want to come down too *** your teaching methods, but you can't just teach anything you like.
Stick with Romeo and Juliet.
Well, I was just trying to stay away from any discussion involving hormonal teenagers.
Not to mention death and drugs.
Especially with everything that's been going on at this school.
What exactly are you implying? The girl who collapsed in my class, Beverly.
Word is she was on some pretty heavy-duty study drug.
You're here as a substitute for a few days.
Stick with the chosen curriculum and let me handle the student population.
[Knocking] Had to pull this miscreant off one of my girls.
Wait outside, I'll deal with you in a minute.
We done here? What happened? The chic clique didn't appreciate my accessorizaton skills.
Especially when I tried to pierce Heather number one's nose with a pen.
You're supposed to be fitting in.
[DYSON] Hey.
Did you guys get anything yet? A lecture from the vice principal and twenty-seven invitations to the dance.
- One delivered by soliloquy.
- Oh, nice.
- You? - A fist bump.
Kenz, you? Well, I was attacked by rabid muffies, manhandled by Coach ***-Butch, and I got detention.
We are not getting very far, are we? Teen angst our greatest foe.
You said it, sister.
Hi.
No sign of anything at the school? Nothing I could mark.
Well, if Snoopy here can't sniff anyone out, then there must not be any Fae at the school, right? No.
I can't detect any Fae who haven't hit puberty yet.
You're kidding.
Chemically, their lack of hormonal change makes detection impossible.
Fae puberty happens anywhere between the ages of eleven and sixteen, just like humans.
I did, however, get access to Beverly's medical records and prelusive blood tests indicate she was definitely infected by something Fae.
- Can you tell what kind? - It's nothing I've seen before.
I'm running a search on my database to see if something sticks, but I know.
We need to find out what kind of Fae are at the school.
- Yeah.
- Well, it's just a couple of Akvans.
Nothing capable of this.
I spoke to the Ash.
Akvan? What's an Akvan? Well, in layman's terms, dumb Fae.
They mature slower than most.
Think I dated an Akvan once.
I thought it was only because I was adopted by humans that I went to human school.
It's common practice to place Fae children into the school system so they can study human ways and learn how to fit in.
It would have been nice to know why I was such an outsider.
I know.
We are going to have to do this the hard way.
Torture the popular girls? For information.
That, too.
Question the infants, great.
I think I've got to stay away from Las Mean Girls, I mean, unless you guys want some broken Plastics on your hands.
Just try and fit in somewhere, okay? Actually, you're not allowed to do that.
- Why not? - Bishops don't go that way.
Because of their religion? - What's your name, anyway? - Earl.
That's a great name.
Very redneck grandpa.
So, Earl, what do you think of Beverly going all Beautiful Mind and collapsing in class? What a total waste case, huh? Okay.
Knights don't move diagonally.
What's next, no body checking? I think it was stress.
Yeah, well, it must be hard to keep up with the mocha cappuccino *** squad.
Yeah, and straight A's are barely enough for a second-rate college.
I can't really picture having the stress of an athletic scholarship, too.
Sometimes, pressure drives people to do stupid things.
Earl, are you telling me that the rah-rahs are doping? [Cell phone ringing] That's my dad.
I have to run.
Play again tomorrow? Yeah, sure.
Bye.
Good game.
Cool.
Human Jenga.
No! I'm not going up there, that isn't right.
It's wrong.
Completely and utterly and totally wrong.
Why? You need a solid polygonal base and a triangular face to meet at a common point.
What is wrong with you people? You're never going to culminate into a single apex that way! Miss? Anything I can do for extra credit? Lobster dinner, back rub.
Oh, I Lauren, I'm kidding.
Right.
What you got there? Whatever this Fae drug is that's infecting these kids, it contains traces of embryonic tissue.
What, like Fae eggs? Maybe.
So, instead of looking for a needle in a haystack, we're looking for what, a nest? Thank you.
Bo? About the other day when Nadia and I came by, she's not usually so public with her affections.
Yeah, it's okay.
Just I'm having a hard time hiding so much from her.
Yeah, I bet.
I want to tell her the truth but how do I explain any of this to her? Our lives are complicated, Lauren.
[KENZI] Gold star for Kenzi.
Hi, Lauren.
One of the cheerleaders started shrieking.
- Yeah, they do that.
- No, no, no.
I mean she totally freaked out about the integrity of their lame-*** pyramid not being structurally sound or something.
It was all number, fraction, garble, garble, then she collapsed just like Beverly.
I better get all the student files.
I don't want to be playing catch-up if this thing spreads.
So, that's two intellectual rants and both Beverly and this girl were cheerleaders.
Yeah.
And you remember that crazy coach from Dickerson's office? Time bomb, right? Also, a little birdie told me that they might be doping in order to get an athletic scholarship.
Well, then I think it's time for me and Miss Curls Are For Girls to have a little pow-wow.
Yes.
Hey, babe.
Where were you? Oh, hey.
Well, I just had to drop something off for Bo.
Why are you working with her? Well, she's kind of a co-worker.
Come on, let's do something.
Let's go somewhere fun.
Yeah, like where? I don't know, like that other lab of yours.
Make love by the light of a Bunsen burner.
Oh, I would love to do that, but I really, I do have to finish this.
Aw, come on.
You're no fun.
Come on.
Nadia, there is so much that I haven't you know, I haven't figured out about this case and I You know, you haven't picked up your camera in ages.
Why don't you take some pictures of something? Hm? Sure, babe.
Come on, give me something provocative.
Pull up your hair.
Yeah, that is not what I meant.
God, Lauren, you're so beautiful.
Come here, come here.
Come here, come on, just humour me, humour me.
Oh, it's gorgeous.
It's beautiful.
Yeah, okay, stay there.
Stay there.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Look at me.
Look beautiful.
Oh, that's great.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
Let's just make this photo shoot a little more interesting.
Make these pictures a little more beautiful.
That's the old Lauren I remember.
You know I really I really should get back to work.
Excuse me.
Can I ask you a couple of questions? I'm kind of in the middle of a set.
Beverly and the other cheerleader, any idea what happened to them? And what's your interest in my girls? Something put them both in the hospital.
I'm sure the situation is being handled appropriately.
Yeah, see, I'm just not so sure that you're handling them appropriately.
The doctors are speculating it was drugs.
You think I gave them something? I do now.
You're in way over your head, honey.
Yeah? Well, that's just where I like it.
- Is that a threat? - Yeah.
Why not? Pretty little thing.
I bet you had all the boys after you, huh? I bet they were all terrified of you.
Big mistake, teach.
A few of my cheerleaders were trying out for athletic scholarships.
I helped a little.
- Steroids? - Small amounts.
Unnoticeable.
I bet they noticed.
Anything else? Very low doses of diuretics to keep their weight down.
I thought I was helping.
They're just kids.
They look up to you.
You have to take that as seriously as your workouts.
Whatever you're giving them stops right now.
For sure.
Don't make me come back here.
I love you.
Yeah, I know.
Hey, don't forget your lunch there, buddy.
So, where you off to in such a hurry? Trying to intersect the path of a girl so it actually looks natural.
Well, you should focus on your studying, not girls.
She's different.
We play chess.
Yeah? Is she any good? She's terrible.
I may love her, though.
Girls like smart guys.
Go get 'em, tiger.
Ready to play? Stoked.
- Was that your dad? - Yeah.
- He drive you to school every day? - Uh huh.
Must be nice.
It is.
I never got to spend much time with him before.
- Before what? - A couple of months ago.
I made the school's Reach for the Top team and I think he gets a kick out of it.
We're in the regional finals.
Quiz show geek and a chess master.
You the bomb, Earl.
Vice Principal Dickerson put the team together, picked me and two of my buddies to be on it.
We've never lost.
You're proud.
I can dig that.
Well, I've put in a lot of hard work lately.
I scored a few A's.
Now everyone seems happier and it really seems to help with the ladies.
Ahh! What the Earl are you doing? Sorry.
I thought W- Why would you do that? Okay.
It was one of those fairly quick, but wet and slobbery ones, you know, like when you're kissing a puppy with the flu.
Slobbery can be nice.
I'm sorry, Miss Succubus, when was the last time you had to kiss the ***, gooey, lord of the chess board, huh? I mean, clearly, his fame has gone to his little head, as well.
How's that? Well, he's been doing really great for a few months, so Dickerson made him and his buddies members of this winning brain trust or something.
Huh, interesting.
I'm still in post-traumatic kiss syndrome.
What's interesting? Well, Dickerson puts together a team of recent geniuses.
Beverly freaks out spouting Shakespeare and Sarah blows a gasket over math.
You're saying it's the evil vice principal, aren't ya? Nobody ever likes the vice principal.
Okay.
You go check on his potency.
I'll be in the little girl's room chewing on a bar of soap.
Okay? Hey, teach.
Wha What? What are you doing here? It's nice to see you, too.
Hey, looking for a date to the big dance.
Ha, ha.
Very funny.
Actually, it's more the after-party that interests me.
The whole dance-corsage thing, I think it's just foreplay, right? - Well, I wouldn't know about that.
- The after-party? Oh, come on! It's when you lose your cherry to your very special first love.
You really have to go.
I promise you I will be better than your first time.
- No fumbling.
- I'm serious.
Am I hitting a nerve here? - Look.
Some people, - Oh! They're just not meant to be with each other.
No, it's that some people think too much.
Listen, there is a part of you that needs to be explored.
You need to let it out.
Just embrace it.
I like you.
I just I don't like that I like you.
I can work with that.
Yeah.
What's Ryan Lambert doing here? Well, no, he's I've handled it.
It's fine.
He's Dark Fae, Bo.
He has no business being involved in this.
He doesn't.
It's personal.
Well, you are unaligned.
You can do what you want.
I wasn't asking for your permission.
[Bell] I thought Earl really liked me, but that he was just shy.
And then I find out that he's making out with other girls.
And this is strange behaviour for this Earl? Yes.
He just changed out of nowhere.
What do you think caused it? Hello.
Obviously it was me.
Look, it's not you, it's him.
What if he was my soul mate? Crying is not going to help, trust me.
Does anybody have any real problems at this school? Look, you're a beautiful, obviously sensitive young woman.
You're going to find another mate for your soul.
Okay? You have a girlfriend? No.
Want one? Yeah, okay.
I get it.
I didn't mean it like that.
I'm very proud of the team I put together.
I understand they're doing very well.
The school has never had this kind of success.
The esteem we received for getting into the regional finals is priceless.
It must be nice for you, too.
Meaning? Well, the team's transformation has been rather remarkable, wouldn't you say? A testament to diligence and hard work.
I'm just concerned about the amount of pressure being put on these students.
Look, I've invested a lot of personal time tutoring these boys and their families are appreciative.
- I understand.
- Do you have any idea what these kids are up against? The cost of a college education? Winning this competition could mean scholarships.
I'm meeting with their parents tomorrow to discuss college applications.
So, I'm sorry if I'm eager to see my team's efforts rewarded.
Don't you have a class waiting? Hey.
Salutations.
What are you doing? Euclidian geometry.
- Excuse me? - Shh.
It's due tomorrow.
Ah Kenzi, you're undercover as a student.
You don't actually have to do the homework.
But I'm good at it.
Did you know that you can actually make a function out of essentially anything over a period of time? Not only that, but historically speaking, Euclid's axioms seem so intuitively obvious that any theorem proved from them was deemed true in an absolute, often metaphysical sense.
Doesn't that just blow your mind? Oh, it's totally blowing my mind.
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
Some modern treatments add a sixth postulate, the rigidity of the triangle, which can be used as an alternative to superposition.
Oh, no, don't tell me.
I think Kenzi's been infected by the same thing as the others.
For over two thousand years, they didn't even call it Euclidean geometry.
Just geometry, 'cause there was no other kind.
Kind of like Italian food in Italy.
What are we going to do? I mean, I can practically hear her brain boiling.
Don't worry.
I've got some good news.
I've made some progress.
According to my tests, whatever it was that infected those two cheerleaders follows a curve.
At first, there's increased brain function, that's the stage that Kenzi's in now.
But after awhile, the substance expands to overwhelm the human brain.
That's good news? The more that we know about this thing, the closer we are to stopping it.
[BO] Well, how long did it take before Beverly lost it? - [LAUREN] Two days.
- [BO] Two days? [LAUREN] I know.
I'm hoping that we can do better than that for Kenzi with the help of sedation.
- This is incorrect.
- No, no, Kenzi.
No, no! No.
You had that saved, right? It doesn't matter, it was based on a false hypothesis.
You assumed that the infectious agent could only bind to D.
N.
A.
Using standard transcription factors.
She's right.
No, no, she's right.
The Ash's file showed the Fae students in the school are all Akvans.
But what if somebody gave them something to make them smarter.
That would explain the supercoiling of the D.
N.
A.
Hello.
But how did the Akvans infect the cheerleaders and Kenzi? Any number of ways.
Most likely somehow orally.
But I'll need the source of the infection.
Okay, I'm on it.
Take care of Kenzi.
Okay, but Bo, Bo! Whatever this thing is, we have to stop it before it spreads beyond the school because if we don't, it could quite literally infect Everyone, everywhere.
I got it.
Bo.
I heard about Kenzi.
Yeah.
Lauren says that she can find an antidote if we can locate the source of the infection.
- What are you thinking? - Dickerson.
He is hiding something.
He put together an academic team that went to the regionals out of nowhere.
Even if Dickerson is involved, he's not Fae.
There's no way he could have infected these kids without someone's help.
How does Lauren say it's spreading? Orally.
Kenzi must have What? Kissed someone? Of the *** chess player variety.
I know someone who fits that description.
[Gasps] - Earl, right? - Please don't hurt me.
You kissed Sarah and Beverly? Yeah, but it was nothing.
I mean, I found someone else now.
Kenzi.
And you kissed her, too.
- How'd you know that? - Because they're all sick, Earl, - thanks to you.
- Kenzi's sick? How? Your grades have improved dramatically in the last few months.
What are you on, Earl? Nothing.
I'm just working harder.
You want to help Kenzi, you think harder.
What's changed in your routine? What's new? I've been getting up earlier to review my homework while my dad makes me lunch.
What does he make you? Show me.
Show me! What does this have to do with the girls? Eggs.
My dad says I need the protein.
- Where's your dad now? - He's with Dickerson.
They're talking about my college applications.
Let's go.
Hello? What do you think you're doing? I could ask you the same thing.
I'm calling security.
I know about your team.
Earl and his buddies, they're all Akvans, aren't they? You infected them and created your own little genius pool.
What are you talking about? What's the deal, Dickerson? Some kind of funding grab? Or are you just living out your desire for notoriety through your kids? No.
Get out, Dickerson.
Jed, what's the problem? Get out! I would listen to the man with the hammer.
Who the hell are you? I like your little friend.
Attractive accessory.
I heard what you said.
What are you trying to do to my boy? You're Earl's father? You and Dickerson are drugging your son? No! No.
He thinks he just stumbled on a goldmine of smart kids, that's all.
- We're fine with that.
- "We"? Yeah, me and the other fathers.
The rest of the quiz team.
We are just so sick and tired of being second-rate.
This is a chance for my Earl and for the other kids to change the course of Akvans forever.
By artificially increasing their intelligence? Forcing them to be something that they're not? Well, if it gives him a better life than the rest of us, then I really don't care how it happens.
What are you pumping into your son? That is none of your business! Take it easy, big man, just take it easy.
He's spreading it to the human population.
Yeah, humans? Who cares? What about when your kids find out, huh? What then? Well, they'll never find out, not from you.
What are you giving your son? Dad! Don't hurt him, please.
What are you doing here, Earl? I know what you did to me.
Whatever he said is a lie.
You let me believe I'm better because of hard work.
Hard work only takes people like us so far.
How could you do it, Dad? Huh? - Look, I-I just wanted - What? Have me think I'm something I'm not? Have me be the smart kid you always wanted? No, it's not what I want, it's what you deserve.
I mean, look where you are, son.
You look how things have changed for the better.
Was I so bad before? I mean, couldn't you just love me the way that I was? How could you ever think that, hm? I could never not love you.
Come here.
I'm sorry.
This is what made them smarter? A Simurgh is the symbol of divinity and wisdom.
It was said to have raised an abandoned child to be a brilliant man.
He gained his intelligence from the consumption of the eggs.
Talk about a study aid.
Except the use of them is strictly prohibited.
The Akvans broke a very serious Fae law.
So, they'll be punished.
To a point.
Being a parent isn't easy.
There ought to be a license required to raise children.
There's no magic formula.
[Laughing] [EARL] You're really good at this game.
I take it she's back to normal? Yeah.
Normal for Kenzi.
Lauren was able to develop a cure when she knew the source.
She got it to Sarah and Beverly just in time.
Uh uh.
Uh.
Actually, you can't do that.
- Why not? - Well, 'cause it's against the You know what? Go right ahead.
My horse just totally smashed your castle.
I told you this game was way better with body checking.
You're letting me win 'cause I'm stupid again? Don't think that way.
Besides you you've a lot of good qualities.
You know, you're patient and you don't judge people.
Thick head of hair, too.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa! That is not code for "take another lunge at me.
" Oh, okay.
Besides, you haven't even seen my next move yet.
I am going to take these two guys and I'm going to smash your helmet guy right in between them.
- Oh, man.
- How do you like that? I totally didn't see that coming.
Yeah.
I get the need for closure, I do, but I meant what I said.
This isn't going to work.
I have no expectations.
Where are you taking me? Just give me two minutes of your time.
Oh.
Wow.
Thought you could use a good high school memory, so I made you one.
Yeah, not bad.
That is what I like to hear.
For someone else.
Look, Ryan, I appreciate everything that you've done for me and some woman is going to find you utterly irresistible.
- Thank you.
- But - But? - But it's complicated.
Complicated? Why? Why? - Well - We are not Romeo and Juliet.
We're not star-crossed lovers.
We're just two kind of amazing people who really like each other.
[Music] Want to dance? You know, I never went to Prom.
Really? I hear it's all about the after-party, anyway.
Ah.
I don't think we're going to make our curfew.
That was amazing.
I'm going to hop in the shower.
You want to come? In a minute.
I'll be right up.
Okay.