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- To Macy
because I'm so proud of her.
So, to Macy because I'm so proud of her,
'cause she's so, - Okay, don't cry.
okay, I won't cry.
("El Cucaracho Loco, Tango De Amor" by
Warner / Chappell Production Music)
I haven't had tequila in 35 years.
- I don't drink.
- Sometimes I do, take shots.
- Really.
- It's been a really long time.
- [Voiceover] Don Julio.
- I think this smells more like a Margarita.
What is, what are you doing?
- I clear my nose.
- Oh.
- What is a shot?
- Oh my God.
- Are you going to take the shot, Mom?
- I'm giving myself a shot.
- I'm, going to take some of the shot.
- You do that in college?
- No.
- Oh.
- Oh my gosh.
- (expressing disgust)
- I know my face is saying they're really,
but that wasn't horrible.
- [Voiceover] Sua, suave?
su, suave?
sua vah?
- This is, no!
- Oh, I got a whiff.
- When people do shots together, they cheers.
- Oh, okay,
cheers.
- Well, not like that.
Why'd you say it all throaty, you're not Marilyn Monroe.
- [both] Cheers.
- You ready?
- Cheers.
- Hit me.
- Ew.
- (breathing out)
- Mom, to the left, to the left.
- I don't like this one.
- I actually like this one.
- What!
- This is what I drank in college,
it's all coming back to me now.
- This one tastes like mistakes.
- Shinacco, shinnuh-cow?
china-koh, should we open it?
- I guess if we want to taste it.
- Now I know where I got it from.
(pops)
- Whoa, it's like a bottle of champaign!
Popping bottles with Mom!
- Oh, I can, I can tell it's going to be bad.
- What lemon are you smelling right now?
- I don't know.
- Ugh.
- Ooh.
- Ooh.
- Oh my God, that.
- What are you doing right now?
- It tastes bad going down, and then there's the after.
It's still hurting me.
- I think I'm like getting blotches.
- (laughing).
- Jose Cuervo, we know how to say that one.
We have no problem with that name, at all.
- This brings back some memories.
- This is a brown paper bag tequila.
- I don't want to drink this one.
- How you feelin'?
- I'm great.
- Ooh.
- And I'm not breaking out in a rash, am I?
- Hit me with it.
- She's a lightweight.
(music continues)
- Oh.
- (funny voice) Oh my God, Jose Cuervo.
- Oh, God.
- (singing) I think my mouth is on fire.
- That one is the worst.
- It's really not that bad.
- Seven,
wait, uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete.
Siete le-gu-as.
- Oh, this one definitely has no smell.
- Oh, it has a smell, what is wrong with you?
- Oh boy.
- (coughing)
- Okay, that did not,
that went down pretty smooth, mine did.
- I like this one.
- You're kidding.
- Maybe we should swish it around in our mouths
and stuff, right? - And gargle with it?
- Oh.
- Didn't I bring you up better?
- That was a bad idea, oh my gosh!
- [Voiceover] Okay, this one looks--
- [Voiceover] Patron on ice!
- Oh my God, my ship's come in.
- Stop, I need to smell it first.
- We'll make these ones a little bigger.
- Oh. (laughs)
- Just, cheers and then we drink.
- I'm going to give you a full glass
since you seem so excited.
- Mm.
- Trying to get every last drop there?
- (laughing)
- Just one more.
- I'm going to have another one.
- (laughing)
- It just means I'm--
- Oh, you just did it again, I didn't even notice.
- This guy knows what he's doing.
- (singing)
- We learned that you like bad tequilas,
and I like good tequilas.
- That's what I learned, I can take shots with my daughter.
- Ooh.
- Would you do it again?
- No!
- What if you did it with me?
- No!
- What if it's for my birthday?
- No!
- I'm actually happy that you did the
tequila testings, Erin.
- See?
- I am, I'm very happy you did this.
- BuzzFeed brings people together.
- I know, it does.
- (humming)
Right? (humming)
- Are you eating when you're doing your shots by the way?
You should be eating.
- Yeah, definitely.
- I love you.
- Oh I love you too, baby.
- Last time I drank too much tequila, it wasn't good.
- When was that?
- Never.