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Guard 1: It's day's like these it makes me proud to be a man of the nights watch.
To defend the realm from darkness. To banish the shadow of death. To un...
Guard 2: What the hell are you talking about? It's cold as balls up here.
Guard 1: Don't you love the feeling of the cold winter air upon your face? The chance
of death if we are to teeter or lose our balance.
The astounding 700 hundred foot drop in which we marvel at the beauty that
is the wall just as our hearts give out due to the sheer velocity of the drop!
Guard 2: No, none of these things make this less of a miserable job. The fact that this
fence which doesn't even go all the way around is
the only thing keeping us from death, does not instil me with confidence.
Guard 1: Being a man of the watch is not a job. It's not something to be mocked, or spat
upon! It is a duty which only the most honourable
and noblest of men receive.
Guard 2: You're kidding right? Literally 99% of the people who are here are rapists, thieves,
murderers, war criminals, criminal masterminds, petty
thieves. I stole a belt the other day for really no
reason, we're not good people, Fred rapped like three people, he's not a good...
No, different Fred! Why if no one in this entire kingdom believes there's still evil
north of the wall, do we bother standing and guarding
it. I mean isn't this massive structure of ice, steel and magic
enough to keep out a few grumpkins and bumpkins.
Guard 1: Entertain this notion will you. What if a bold wildling, scaled the wall,
crept into your bed chambers, and stabbed you where you lay, and killed you,
by stabbing and stabbing and stabbing and stabbing and stabbing
until you were dead!
Guard 2: You need to...
Guard 2: You need to stop with the stabbing. Fred was in my bed chambers 3 times last week
and there was enough stabbing going on.
Guard 1: He's a peculiar fellow that Fred. No, not you Fred. We're talking about a much
less handsome Fred.
Guard 2: I'd mind yourself when paying Fred compliments, last week I did that and he's
been following me around everyday since. He keeps signing up to be on my team for haunted
woods duty, he keeps building scarecrows in my likeness that keep disappearing into his
bed chambers. He keeps drawing pictures of me in the snow and then peeing on them. I'm
just saying you should sleep in full armour.
Guard 1: The only protection I need is that of the old gods. A man once begged me for
his life, cried openly and begged me to spare him, because he had a wife and children and
his family needed him, please don't kill me. But I killed him anyway and watched the light
drain from his eyes and his lifeless body hit the floor!
Guard 2: Well...
Guard 1: Such is the life of a baker!
Guard 2: Well if you want to take your chances with Fred you go right ahead.
Guard 1: Hypothetically speaking. Who would I inquire to, about the crafting of a chastity
belt?
Guard 2: That would be the blacksmith, he's a cool guy, you'd probably like him a lot.
Umm it's also Fred.
Guard 1: ***!
Dylan: Thanks for watching guys, I know we haven't done a video in like a year but were
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Thanks so much for watching and Chris is gonna be with us from now on whether he likes it
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Collin: Haha we have swords and he doesn't.
Chris: I have no choice.
Collin: Blood will be shed, like our videos.
Dylan: Thanks guys.