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Aah!
Hey, thirty love, Princess. That fire plant serving machine was a good idea.
Thank you. I tried everything. Even fire flowers.
The fire plant was the only thing that worked. Serve!
(groans) Yoshi!
I get ball like you say. (burps)
After the ball is out of play!
Ball boys don't eat the balls; they pick 'em up.
What? Me no eat ball? You call this fun?
Not here, Kootie Pie! Use your head for something besides makeup.
Those faucet fixers might see it. They got eyes everywhere! They got ears, too.
So keep it quiet! We don't want them at our circus.
We just want cave people like Papa Koopa said. Then the more, the better. And furthermore--
(muffled speech)
(King Koopa) Come one, come all,
to the Koopaling brothers' circus, the greatest show in Dinosaur Land!
You don't know what a circus is? Then now's the time to find out!
Cave people, free of charge. Two for the price of none. Such a deal.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, right this way!
This is easier than talking Kootie Pie into a shopping spree.
Right this way, boys.
You are about to enter this warp pipe and leap into a dimension beyond space in time.
Right into a cave people casserole for my ravenous dinosaurs.
(laughing)
Give up, Mario. She's whooping you bad!
Forget it, Mario. It's outside!
Yoshi, what did we just tell you?
Outside court means out of play. Is Yoshi's, yes?
(all) No!
Huh? Hey, where'd all the cave people go? The place is deserted.
Koopaling brothers circus. Oh no, Koopa's at it again!
We'll take the star path and start looking for the cave people and Koopa's neon castle.
Huh, this could be a "Koopa-tastrophe"!
That one.
We gotta stop them. They're going to their doom!
Doom? What is doom?
Oh, this doom thing definitely more fun than tennis!
Take a seat. Let's check this out before we do anything rash.
(laughing)
(cheering)
Come one, come all, to the greatest circus of them all, the Koopaling brothers' circus.
Greatest show in Dinosaur Land because of me, Big Mouth, the greatest ringleader of them all.
Master tamer of dangerous dinosaurs. Master mind of the amazing Mechakoopas.
Lord of all he surveys, purveyor of...
Time out on the tongue department, Big Mouth! Bring on the clowns!
Big Mouth with his mouth shut. That's something to cheer about!
Flood brain klutzes! I am not part of your stupid act.
I am the ringmaster, the greatest ringmaster of them all in the greatest circus of them all.
I am your fearless leader, your master of hope and ceremony; I am to be treated with...
Respect!
(cheering and laughing)
I never knew Big Mouth had a sense of humor!
I don't!
Come back here, you pusillanimous perambulator! You negligent nudnic! You --
- (laughing hysterically) - What's Koopa up to?
He never does anything like this without a reason.
Relax. Enjoy the show. We'll find out soon enough.
I'll take that.
- (all laughing) - Yum!
Not bad, Yoshi!
Oh, not bad. Delicious!
- (growls) - (both scream)
- Dinosaurs! - It's a trap!
Quick. Block the entrances!
On to the next act, folks. There'll be lots of audience participation.
Fun for all, and all for fun, the time of your life -- the last time of your life.
- I -- I can't hold on! - (all yelling)
The dinosaurs are having you for dinner.
Have a good time. Have a nice day. Sayonara. So long. Ciao! See you later, alligator!
Bon voyage! ¡Hasta la vista! Be sure to write!
Are my dinosaurs in for a treat?
Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it.
- (chuckles) - No! Stop!
(yells)
Food for the dinosaurs? We gotta do something!
A circus isn't a circus without a dinosaur-taming act.
Uh, how about a chipmunk-taming act instead?
Big Mouth, bring on the dinosaurs! (laughing)
Ooh...
- (growling) - (gasps)
Take that, you big lug! You know you don't scare me!
(panting)
- (snarling) - Yuck, I guess no one's invented mouthwash yet.
How about saying grace? Nice long one, maybe? I know -- we'll get Big Mouth to say it.
- Poor Mario! - Poor dinosaur.
He doesn't know the indigestion he's in for.
- Hey, you still have that fire flower? - Of course!
Mario! Quick! Catch!
Ha ha, thanks Princess! You like hot and spicy? Try this!
Quick! Stop them!
- Get 'em, Mario! - I'll be back, soon as I find a feather.
(Koopalings cheering)
♪ When the raise the tent and light the lights, bingo ♪
♪ We will see the most amazing sight, yes sir ♪
♪ The maestro will strike up the band, wow ♪
♪ For the finest circus in the land ♪
♪ Spotlights shine, people start to cheer ♪ (laughter)
♪ Fireworks light up the sky ♪
♪ We're gonna see the greatest show in the world ♪
♪ At the circus tonight ♪
♪ When the raise the tent and light the lights, bingo ♪
♪ We will see the most amazing sight, yes sir ♪
♪ The maestro will strike up the band, wow ♪
♪ For the finest circus in the land ♪
♪ Spotlights shine, people start to cheer ♪ (laughs)
♪ Fireworks light up the sky ♪
♪ We're gonna see the greatest show in the world ♪
♪ At the circus tonight ♪
♪ When the raise the tent and light the lights, bingo ♪
♪ We will see the most amazing sight, yes sir ♪
♪ The maestro will strike up the band, wow ♪
♪ For the finest circus in the land ♪
♪ Spotlights shine, people start to cheer ♪ (laughing)
♪ Fireworks light up the sky ♪
♪ We're gonna see the greatest show in the world ♪
- ♪ At the circus tonight ♪♪ - I'll have you out in a ***.
(King Koopa) I wouldn't do that, plunger face!
Not if you wanna see your precious Princess again!
Watch out, Mario!
You Mechakoopas just got a new name -- Mashed Koopas!
No more clowning around, Koopa. You're cooped up!
(Koopa screams)
(cheering)
Way to go, Mario! You sure cooked his casserole!
Yeah, when we get the cave people back to Dome City, we'll have a celebration!
(cheering)
Give our high-flying Princess a round of applause, folks!
Send in the clown!
(gasps) Oh no.
While our clown keeps his balance, I'll keep you entertained with my juggling act.
Hey, that's my act you're eating!
- Huh, folks, meet our new star! - (crowd cheering and chanting Yoshi's name)