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Hey! Where you goin'? Come back here, Television!
Cut, cut, cut! What's---
[OOPS, MINOR GLITCH!!]
that Television doing there? Get it outta there!
[BOOM!!]
Cut, cut, cut! Television, you come with me!
I'm not going back!
Either you come back, or I'm going to replace you!
Okay, you win. I'm coming.
Cut!
Okay, nobody's perfect.
Let's break for lunch.
Cut! Now where'd that Television go?
Don't just stand there, Blue Mountain, help me find him!
Cut!
Now where'd that come from?
You don't belong in the *** logo!
I'm not going back to that Blue Mountain!
Then get outta here before I clobber you!
Okay! Don't get ugly! Shee!
Cut, cut, cut! Get that Television outta here!
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!!
Get out! NOW!!
Not you, Pixar Animation Studios! Television, come here!
What in blazes are you trying to do to me?
I told you I'm not going back to that Blue Mountain! He abuses me all the time!
If you don't stay within Paramount's domain, you're fired! You hear me?
Yeah, I hear you.
But tell that Blue Mountain to stop abusing me!
All right, I see your point. Now please come back.
Okay, you're the boss.
Cut! Don't tell me he ran out on you again!
Oh well, we'll try again in the morning.
Oh no! Not again!
Now where'd that Television go this time?
That Television is a *** liar.
I never once abused him.
Let's look for him.
You can be sure...
All right, Television, what are you doing in the 1998 Knowledge Adventure Ad Tag?
I can't take it from that Blue Mountain any more, so I came here.
There is no game as Discover Learn Excel Television, so get out! Now!
[Long beep]
Hello, friend.
What are you doing in my test pattern?
Looking for refuge, from that abusive Blue Mountain.
Television!
Uh-oh! See ya later, The Aristocats!
The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC.
Viacom, can we do me and good turn, I'm going to hide from that Blue Mountain, Am I---
Television, if I ever get my hands on you---
Uh-oh! See ya later!
Aha! Television, do you work for Activision?
I told you I won't work with that Blue Mountain as long as he abuses me and lies about it.
I hate Paramount, you hear?
I hate Paramount! I hate Paramount! I hate Paramount!
Oh crotch! Now our Television's escaped!
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
Excuse me, pardon me, coming through. Excuse me, pardon me, coming through.
Wipe, your, feet!
[Long beep]
Say, who's the new guy?
Well, I never thought I'd see such a pretty princess.
Where's the castle, Your Highness?
Well, now I've seen everything.
Two Televisions in my test pattern.
And one of them belongs to Paramount.
And the other to 20th Century Fox.
I'm not going back to Paramount.
And I'm not going back to 20th Century Fox.
Compromise, you two. Agreed?
Okay, Pocahontas.
It's a deal.
Say, this is nicer than the searchlights.
I've always wanted to sit on a mountain top.
Damn! You're heavier than that other Television.
That's more like it.
I've always wanted my name in lights.
Oh no! Not again!
What are we going to do with that Television, Blue Mountain?
If that Television accuses me of abusing him one more time, I'll charge him with perjury.
I'm a witness, Blue Mountain.
What? Television escaped again?
Don't worry, I'll track him down.
Excuse me, WGBH, but could you do me a favor?
What's the matter, Television?
That ever so abusive and prevaricating Blue Mountain is chasing me!
He thinks I'm a liar, but I've got the scars to prove I'm telling the truth.
Television! Come back here!
Excuse me, WGBH, but I've gotta run!
CTW, the place to be.
I get so tired of the Fox searchlights.
He's around here somewhere. Stay on his tail, troopers.
I can't stay here. They're closing in.
Hi there, Lyrick.
Is it okay if I stay here until the heat's off?
Aha! Television, what did we tell you about straying from Paramount's domain?
I'm not going back until that Blue Mountain apologizes for abusing me and lying about it.
He says he never abused you and you're the liar. Come back now.
I'm getting out of here while the getting's good.
This is CBC.
No, no, no, no, no!
The pizza was supposed to come in, not the Television from the 20th Century Fox logo!
Sorry for intruding, but you've got to protect me from those 20th Century Fox hounds!
Television, you've got some explaining to do!
Ah me. No rest for the weary.
Oh, ATV, I pray you protect me from the abusive Paramount Blue Mountain.
Uh-oh! Looks like we have company!
What are you doing here? This is my hiding place!
Well, I was here first!
Sez who?
Sez me!
[SIREN]
Uh-oh! The fuzz!
Let's split!
Uh-oh! Looks like I've got company.
Say, Pocahontas, can you put us up for the night?
We're looking for a place to hide until the heat's off.
So there you are, Television!
The boss sent me to bring you back, and I'm taking you back right now!
Not until you apologize for abusing me, lying about it, and falsely accusing me of lying!
I never even touched you!
Would my scars lie to me?
All right. I'm sorry for abusing you and lying about it. Come on home.
Come on back, TCF Television.
Why should I come back?
All is forgiven. The searchlights refuse to shine without you.
All right, I'll come home.
Beautiful! That's more like it!
And I'm glad I'm back where I belong.
Okay, that's a wrap.
And I promise never to abuse you again. I've learned my lesson.
And so have I.
[THE PART OF THE WGBH LOGO WAS PLAYED BY ROBOSOFT 5]