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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
HE SAID SCREW THIS, IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT.
I'M GOING TO BAR.
LET'S WELCOME OUR GUESTS.
SHE'S SMART, ATTRACTIVE AND A
JOY TO BE AROUND.
HE WOWED AUDIENCES ALL OVER THE
WORLD WITH HIS UNIQUE STYLE AND
DELIVERLY BUT SAM KENNISON DIED
IN 1992, SO INSTEAD WE HAVE
WRITER AND COMEDIAN JESSE.
SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME IS
BUCK.
HE'S NATIONAL SECURITY EDITOR.
SINEAD O' CONNOR HAS WRITTEN A
THIRD LETTER.
ON WEDNESDAY SHE EXPRESSED
CONCERN FOR 20-YEAR-OLD TWERKER
SAYING SHE'S LETTING HERSELF
BECOME PROSTITUTED.
SHE COMPARED HER TO AMANDA
BYNES.
SHE WROTE ANOTHER LETTER
SLAMMING CYRUS TO WHICH CYRUS
REPLIED I DON'T HAVE TIME TO
WRITE YOU AN OPEN LETTER BECAUSE
I'M HOSTING AND PERFORMING ON
SNL THIS WEEK.
IF YOU'D LIKE TO MEET UP AND
TALK, LET ME KNOW IN YOUR NEXT
LETTER.
ON FRIDAY, SINEAD POSTED A THIRD
LETTER.
FOX BUSINESS'S VERY OWN LOU
DOBBS HAS AGREED TO READ PART OF
HER WORDS TMILEY.
>> I HAVE NO INTEREST IN MEETING
YOU.
YOU HAD PLENTY OF TIME YESTERDAY
TO ABUSE AMANDA BYNES, AN
ENTIRELY INNOCENT PARTY.
YOU CAN TAKE FIVE MINUTES TODAY
BETWEEN G STRING EXCHANGES AND
REPLOOUFR YOUR ABUSIVE TWEETS.
IF YOU DO NOT, THEN YOU DON'T
GIVE AN EXPLETIVE WHO YOU MOCK
AND WHAT DAMAGE YOU DO BY BEING
SO IGNORANT.
YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS ABUING
AMANDA BYNES AND NO ONE ELSE.
WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.
>> SINEAD O' CONNOR LOOKS
TERRIFIC.
>> THIS IS AN IMPORTANT STORY
EFFECTING MILLIONS OF AMERICANS.
BREAK IT DOWN FOR US.
>> I FELT LIKE YOU DID A GOOD
JOB.
I WAS GLAD HOW YOU CAN PRONOUNCE
SINEAD'S NAME EXPERTLY WELL.
>> YOU THINK IT SHOULDN'T BE OUR
LEAD STORY.
>> MAYBE IF IT'S A DIFFERENT
ONE.
IT'S FINE.
I THINK HAVE YOU SEEN HER
"WRECKING BALL" MUSIC VIDEO.
>> NO.
>> YOU SHOULD.
IT LOOKS LIKE THE "NOTHING
COMPARES TO YOU" VIDEO.
>> THAT'S WHY SHE FIRST
RESPONDED.
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BREAKING
THIS DOWN.
SHE'S NOW THREATENING LEGAL
ACTION AGAINST MILEY.
>> IT'S HARD TO MAKE A CASE IN
COURT THAT SOMEBODY WHO IS CRAZY
SHOULDN'T BE CALLED CRAZY
PUBLICLY.
YOU HAVE MILEY CYRUS WHO IS SO
CLASSLESS MAKES HER FATHER'S
MULLET LOOKS HIGHBROW.
I THINK WE SHOULD JUMP ON THE
BAND WAGON AND MAKE IT CLEAR
SHE'S REALLY GROSS.
SINEAD, IT'S LIKE GETTING LIFE
ADVICE FROM STRINGER BELL.
NOT NECESSARY.
>> YOU STILL NEED YOUR OLD JOB.
>> I KNOW.
>> I KNOW.
IT STARTED ALREADY.
>> MILEY WAS MAKING LIGHT OF
SINEAD'S MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES.
IS THAT A LITTLE MESSED UP?
>> WHAT BETTER WAY TO PROVE
YOU'RE NOT CRAZY THAN TO
THREATEN TO SUE SOMEONE UNLESS
THEY APOLOGIZE TO ALL CRAZY
PEOPLE FOR CALLING YOU CRAZY.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW IT BUT
SHE SENT OUT ANOTHER FOLLOW UP
LETTER THAT SAID SHE'S GOING TO
NEED, IT WAS GOING TO HURT HER
ABILITY TO GET WORK.
SHE SAID I NEED YOU TO APOLOGIZE
TO MY BOSS WHO IS A GIANT
INVISIBLE LIZARD BECAUSE HE
MIGHT FIRE ME.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> BECAUSE IT KNOCKS OVER
BUILDINGS.
>> BILL, AS THE MILEY CYRUS OF
FOX NEWS CHANNEL, WHAT DO YOU
MAKE OF THIS?
>> WISH I WAS THE MILEY CYRUS OF
FOX NEWS CHANNEL.
I'M LIKE NOT EVEN THE BILLY LAY
RAY.
>> YOU DO HAVE THE MULLET.
>> THE BIG QUESTION NOW IS WHO
WILL BE PLAYING SINEAD ON
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.
THEY HAVE TO ADDRESS THIS.
I THINK WE SHOULD GO OLD SCHOOL
AND BRING JAN HOOK BACK.
JAN DID AN EXCELLENT SINEAD.
THAT'S MANY BEING OLD SCHOOL BUT
THE BIG THING HERE IS NONE OF
THIS.
IT'S THE TERRY RICHARDSON
PHOTOS.
THEY ARE BORDERLINE ***.
THEY ARE SOFT CORE ***.
MILEY 20 YEARS OLD, TOPLESS.
WE HAVE SEEN IT.
SHE'S PRETTY MUCH SHOWN HER
CROTCH TOO.
SHE'S DOING SUGGESTIVE THINGS TO
BOTTLES.
THIS IS NOT THE STORY.
THAT'S THE STORY.
>> I JUST PROMOTED A SHOW ON
WE'RE ON OPPOSITE OF RIGHT NOW
AS WELL.
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
>> THAT ME BEING DUMB.
>> PROBABLY WHATEVER SKETCH
THEY'RE DOING IS AWFUL.
>> HE'S GOING WITH THE NUDITY
AND THE BOTTLE.
>> IF YOU'RE ALREADY ON GOOGLE
THAT.
>> I KNOW YOU'RE SO INTO THIS
STORY.
THE FIRST LETTER WAS ALMOST KIND
OF MOTHERLY IN TONE.
NOT SO MUCH WHERE THE THIRD ONE
WHERE SHE'S CALLING MILEY A
***.
SHE FLIPPED OUT QUICKLY.
>> SHE DID.
I DON'T THINK SHE SHOULD HAVE
SENT THE FIRST LETTER.
SHE HAS NO BUSINESS TELLING
ANYONE WHAT TO DO.
THE LAST LETTER, I WOULD SAY
TEARS ON BULLYING.
JUST TO TARGET HER IN PUBLIC
LIKE THAT, THERE'S NO REAL
REASON FOR ANY OF IT.
>> COULD IT BE SOMEONE WHO IS
OLDER AND BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF
THIS GIVING ADVICE.
>> YOU CAN SEND AN E-MAIL WHERE
EARN DOESN'T HAVE TO SEE IT.
>> THAT'S LIKE A SHAMING THING.
>> THAT'S WHAT WE DO THESE DAYS.
EVERYTHING ON TWITTER.
>> JESSE, HOW DO YOU SEE THIS
ENDING?
>> I DON'T THINK SHE WILL START
WRITING LETTERS TO INANATIME
OBJECTS.
>> DEAR REFRIGERATOR.
>> SHAME ON YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
I THINK WE HAVE EXHAUSTED THIS
ONE UNTIL MONDAY.
FROM FIGHTS TO TYKES.
A GENETICS TESTING COMPANY
CALLED 23 AND ME HAS BEEN
GRANTED A LONG AWAITING PATENT
THAT WOULD ALLOW PARENTS TO
DESIGN THEIR IDEAL BABY.
YOU ORDER UP CHARACTERISTICS AND
TRAITS, LONG LIFE SPAN.
THEN THE BABY BUILDING
CALCULATOR DETERMINE A DATABASE
OF YOUR GENES THAT WILL PRODUCE
YOUR PERFECT NOT BILL CHILD.
THEY HAVE RECEIVED 168 MILLION
DOLLARS IN FUNDING.
LET'S CHECK IN WITH OUR DEER
MAN.
THAT'S THE FUTURE RIGHT THERE.
>> OR THE PAST.
THINK ABOUT IT.
>> CYCLE OF LIFE.
>> BUCK, 23 AND ME, THEY SAY
THEIR FAMILY TRAITS CALCULATOR
IS A FUN WAY TO SEE WHAT TRAITS
POTENTIAL OFFSPRING MAY HAVE.
DO YOU THINK IT'S TRUE OR IS IT
THE SMOKE SCREEN FOR THE BIGGEST
PROJECT OF MAN KIND?
>> CAN I GO WITH SOMETHING IN
THE MIDDLE?
>> NO.
YOU CANNOT GO WITH SOMETHING IN
THE MIDDLE.
>> THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE
GOOD REASON TO GET INVOLVED IN
THE GENETICS OF A CHILD.
THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME KIND OF
MEDDLING.
THIS WILL OPEN THE DOOR FOR
PEOPLE TO SAY I WANT A BABY
WITH -- THEY WILL WANT WEIRD
THINGS FOR THEIR BABIES.
EYESIGHTS THAT'S LASER BEAMS.
>> GET OUT OF MY AHEAD.
>> ALISON, IF YOU'RE ELIMINATING
YOUR KID GETTING A DISEASE, THIS
ISN'T BAD.
SHOULD WE BE WORRIED THAT
GOVERNMENTS WILL USE THIS
TECHNOLOGY TO BREED A CENTER
GENDER, IE, MALES.
>> YOU REACH A POINT WHERE
TECHNOLOGY COULD DEVELOP AND
PEOPLE WILL USING IT FOR SEX
ELECTIVE ABORTIONS.
I WOULD SAY IT'S A BIG SMOKE
SCREEN.
YOU'RE TAKING TRAITS THAT ARE
DESIRABLE.
I THINK THAT'S A BAD PRECEDENT
TO SET FOR ANYTHING.
IT'S INACCURATE.
>> AREN'T YOU THOUGH?
>> NO.
YOU GUYS ARE NOT PERFECT.
>> WHOA!
>> I'M NOT DONE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
ON THE FLIP SIDE COULDN'T THIS
LEAD TO SUPER BABIES WHO ARE
AWESOMELY HANDSOME.
>> THAT'S A GREAT POINT.
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
>> I DON'T EVER LISTEN TO THE
ACTUAL QUESTION.
I HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I
RESPONDED TO IT SO I CAN GO INTO
THE JOKE I WAS GOING TO DO ANY
WAY.
THE GUY DRESSED LIKE A DEER IF
GIVEN THE OPTION OF DECIDING WHO
OF THE TWO BEING THE GUY NEXT TO
ME ON MY LEFT OR THAT GUY, WHICH
ONE WAS NAMED BUCK SEXTON, I
WOULD GO WITH HIM.
IT GIVES YOU THE OPTION TO
CHOOSE HIGH RISK FOR CONGENITAL
HEART DISEASE.
YOU CAN PICK, WHICH IS AN
AMAZING WORLD.
BACK WHEN I WAS GROWING UP IF
YOU WANTED YOUR KID TO GROW UP
WITH CONGENITAL HEART FAILURE
YOU HAD TO *** GEORGE WENT
WITHOUT A *** AND MAYBE CHAIN
SMOKE DURING PREGNANCY.
YOU HAD TO WORK FOR IT.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW HOW
PREGNANCY WORKS.
>> THERE'S AN ARGUMENT THAT MOST
PEOPLE ALREADY KIND OF SELECT
PARTNERS FOR DESIRABLE TRAITS.
THAT'S WHY WOMEN IGNORE YOU.
>> DIDN'T YOU INSULT ME THREE
TIMES IN THE ACTUAL BUILD UP OF
THE STORY.
>> HE'S JUST JEALOUS OF YOUR
SWEATER.
>> WHEN WE FIRST HAD THE BUILD A
BEARS AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE
THAT'S A CUTE AND WENT ON THEIR
WAY.
NOW WE HAVE BUILD A BABY.
YOU SAW HOW DISGUSTING AND
MESSING WITH SCIENCE IT WAS AND
YOU IGNORED IT.
NOW THERE'S BUILD BABY AND
YOU'RE ALL SILENT.
>> YOU'RE SAYING THEY HAD BUILD
A BABY.
>> WAIT A SECOND.
BUILD A BRIGHT BEAR.
>> YOU PUT THEM ON THE BODY OF A
TEDDY BEAR.
SELL THEM AT FOXNEWS.COM THAT'S
A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA.
>> PROBABLY NOT.
>> THAT'S A THOUSAND DOLLAR
IDEA.
>> ONE OF THE TRAITS IS HAIR
COLOR.
ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT.
WHO WANTS A DARK HAIRED BABY.
>> IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN GO DYE
IT.
NO ONE WANTS A DARK HAIRED BABY.
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ON THE SAME
SIDE AND WE DON'T SUPPORT THIS.
WE WOULD HAVE PERFECT CHILDREN
WITHOUT THIS TYPE OF THING.
THAT'S WHY WE DON'T SUPPORT IT.
>> THIS SIDE OF TABLE GOT VERY
JEALOUS.
>> THIS IS BECOMING THE BEST
SHOW EVER.
>> I'M BECOMING MORE NAUSEOUS
THAN JEALOUS.
>> SEPARATE.
>> WE'RE GOING TO KILL THAT
GNAT.
>> MAKE ME LOOK AWESOME.
>> I'M GOING TO SAY THAT BLACK
COUPLES WANT A DARK HAIRED BABY.
THAT WOULD BE WEIRD.
ASIANS, PERHAPS.
DENNIS RODMAN.
HALF THE WORLD.
>> WHAT ABOUT RED?
>> WAY TO KILL THIS STORY.
>> I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING
EVERYONE WITH SWEDS.
>> I JUST THINK YOU'RE RACIST.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE TO
BRING RACE INTO THIS.
FROM PAENTS TO PATIENTS.
HE WAS ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE
THAT SUCCESSFULLY PURCHASED
INSURANCE ON HEALTHCARE.GOV.
IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM.
THE 21-YEAR-OLD FROM GEORGIA
SAID IT'S A TWO-STEP PROCESS AND
WHILE HE'S ENROLLED IN THE
MARKETPLACE HE HASN'T PICKED
PLAN.
AMERICA WAITS ON PINS AND
NEEDLES.
CELEBS ARE CONTINUING TO COAX
THEM INTO SIGNING UP.
HERE IS NINA.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO BE
TAPE.
>> YOU HELD FOR APPLAUSE.
>> I HAD A LOT OF TIME.
I DO THAT AT HOME AT NIGHT.
I SIT THERE AND WAIT FOR NINA
DOBRAV TO TALK TO ME.
STARS HAVE POSTED SIMILAR LESS
TOLESS PICKS.
MANY AMERICANS ARE SUSPICIOUS OF
OBAMA CARE.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE SOME TAPE.
>> YOU DON'T SIT ON THE
HEDGEHOG.
>> YOU DON'T SIT ON OBAMA CARE
AMERICA.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
THAT WAS SCRIPTED.
WASHINGTON POST, POLITICO, A
BUNCH OF OTHER NEWS
ORGANIZATIONS RAN HIS CLAIM HE'S
ENROLLED IN OBAMA CARE.
SOMEHOW THEY DIDN'T VERIFY IT
FIRST.
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER
YOU MIGHT THINK THEY WANTED IT
TO BE TRUE SO THEY DIDN'T CHECK
IT.
THAT CAN'T BE THE CASE.
>> THESE ARE THE NEWS
ORGANIZATIONS EVERY TIME THERE'S
A SHOOTING THEY START
POSTULATING THINGS.
THEY START THROWING OUT CRAZY
IDEAS.
IT'S CLEAR THIS IS LIKE WHEN
NORTH KOREA TROUGHS OUT THE
LL ISH SOLDIER TO
SQUARE OFF.
IT SHOWS YOU HOW GROSS AND NOT
FINE THINGS ARE.
THE FACT THEY FOCUSED ON ONE
GUY.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO APPLY TO 30
MILLION PEOPLE.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
THESE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING ALL KINDS
OF CRAZY RISKS WITH THEIR LIVES
BUT THEY WANT INSURANCE.
>> THAT'S WHY THEY WANT
INSURANCE.
>> NONE OF THEM ARE GETTING
OBAMA CARE.
>> THIS IS JUST A
MISUNDERSTANDING.
WHEN HE SAID HE ENROLLED IN
OBAMA CARE, HE MEANT HE ENROLLED
ON THE WEBSITE BUT HADN'T PICKED
PLAN YET.
HE SAID WE ENROLLED IN AND GOT
QUALITY AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE
WHO DIDN'T PICK A PLAN.
>> IT KIND OF STUCK WITH THE
LIE.
WE KNOW THIS WASN'T AN EASY
THING TO SIGN UP FOR.
THEY HAD SO MANY PROBLEMS AND
YOU HAD MULTIPLE NEWS OUT LETS
ZERO IN ON ONE SUCCESS STORY
DOESN'T BODE WELL FOR THE
SUCCESS OF ENROLLMENT IN
GENERAL.
>> WHEN HE TWEETED HE JUST
SIGNED UP, HE TWEETED@THREE
DIFFERENT NEWS ORGANIZATIONS.
HE WAS LOOKING FOR ATTENTION IN
ALL OF THIS.
JESSE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO
GET HEALTH INSURANCE BECAUSE
YOU'RE A BAD RISK BECAUSE YOUR
DIET CONSISTS OF AUNTIE
PRETZELS.
YOU HAVE TO BE EXCITED ABOUT
OBAMA CARE.
>> YOU GOT IT.
>> DID THAT MAKE A LICK OF
SENSE?
>> A BIT.
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS
ME STANDING UP.
IF I REMOVED ONE OF THOSE THINGS
LIKE THE HOT DOGS PRETZELS OR
THE CIGARETTE, I MIGHT NOT STAND
UP.
>> WE DID POINT OUT YOU'RE NOT A
HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONAL.
>> NO.
>> TO OUR VIEWERS OUT THERE.
>> IF YOU HAD NINTENTION OF
GETTING HEALTH INSURANCE UNTIL
LADY GAGA TOLD YOU TO, IT'S
PROBABLY BETTER.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS
IS A STORY.
IT'S BAD FROM THE REGULAR LAME
STREET MEDIA TO GET ON THE THIS
GUY AND TURN HIM INTO A THING
AND MAYBE NOT CONFIRMING.
YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GO INTO
HIS ACCOUNT TO BEGIN WITH AND
ALSO I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE LOOK
MORE LIKE A CHAD IN MY LIFE.
>> GOT TO GO.
HOW SHOULD YOU GET READY FOR
FALL?
JESSE DISCUSSING HIS NEW BOOK.
>>> FIRST, VIDEO GAME CRIMES IN
BATTLE.
REMEMBER TO WRITE IT BACKWARDS.
>>> SHOULD CRIMES IN GAME BE
TREATED THE SAME?
THEY'RE CALLED FOR VIDEO GAMES
TO PUNISH BY FOLLOWING
CONVENTIONS.
THEY'RE CONCERNED ABOUT FIRST
PERSON SHOOTERS WHERE THEY CAN
CARRY OUT WAR CRIMES OR WHAT
BRYAN CALLS A GOOD SATURDAY
NIGHT.
A SPOKESMAN SAID THE ICRC IS
CONCERNED CERTAIN GAMES COULD
LEAD TO TRIVIAIZATION OF WAR
CRIMES.
CRIMES I'D LIKE TO BE FOCUSED
ON.
[ MAKES SOUNDS ]
>> LION OR GOAT?
>> I THINK IT'S BOTH.
>> LOAT.
>> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS IDEA
AND WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF GROWN
MEN WHO SPEND THEIR WEEKEND
NIGHTS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.
IT'S PRETTY HOT, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
I FEEL LIKE THEY ARE ACTUALLY
REAL WAR CRIMES GOING ON THAT
THEY SHOW BE FOCUSING ON.
I FEEL LIKE SINCE INTERNATIONAL
ORGANIZATIONS HAVEN'T HAD A
GREAT TRACK RECORD OF PICKING UP
THE PEOPLE DOING IT, I WOULD PUT
THE VIDEO GAMES ON THE BACK
BURNER.
>> DOESN'T IT TAKE AWAY FROM THE
LEGITIMATE EFFORT TO IMPEACH
OBAMA.
>> I THOUGHT HE MEANT MOVING HE
WAS BORN IN KENYA.
>> WE'LL GET TO THAT LATER.
>> IF YOU WOULD LIMIT PEOPLE'S
ABILITY TO TAKE A BAT FROM
BEATING OLD PEOPLE, YOU WOULDN'T
SELL A BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF
GRAND THEFT AUTO FIVE, SO I'M
TOLD.
EVERY TIME YOU GO INTO THESE
CHAT ROOMS, SO I'VE HEARD.
IF IT'S WHEN THEY GET DOWN TO
THE REAL CALIBER THAT'S CREEPY.
I'M NOT A PURITAN ABOUT THIS
STUFF, IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.
>> JESSE WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF
THIS?
>> I QUIT.
I SELL WEED OUT OF BACK OF
CARPETED VAN.
>> A STEP UP.
>> WE'LL TALK AFTER THE SHOW.
>> YOU COULD PROBABLY TELL THIS
FROM MY HOODIE.
>> WELL DONE.
>> IF YOU WANT TO MAKE COMBAT
GAMES MORE REALISTIC THEN WOMEN
CAN'T PLAY UNTIL 2015.
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, BLACK
FRIENDS WHO PLAY RED REDEMPTION.
IT'S AN OLD WESTERN IN 1911
WHERE THE RED CROSS IS IMPLYING
THEY SHOULD GET JAILED FOR
LOOKING AT A WHITE WOMAN.
IS THAT THE IMPLICATION.
RED CROSS.
>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT
THEY'RE SAYING.
I DON'T THINK ANYWHERE IN THE
STORY DID IT MENTION IT.
>> THE SETTING IS 1911.
YOU'VE HAVE TO APPLY 1911
CRIMINAL ACTIVITY TO THE GAME.
RED CROSS WAS THE BURNING KIND.
>> I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE THAT
MUCH OF A HISTORY IN THIS AREA.
>> I'M SAYING IT'S A SLIPPERY
SLOPE.
>> BILL, THE RED CROSS DID MAKE
IT CLEAR THAT ANY VIOLENCE NO
MATTER HOW CRUEL OR ILLEGAL
THAT'S COMMITTED AGAINST
CHARACTER THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU IS
FINE.
>> I DON'T THINK THEY SAID THAT.
>> THEY DID.
>> THERE'S NO VIRTUAL PUNISHMENT
THAT YOU COULD GIVE A GAMER THAT
IS ANYWHERE NEAR WHAT THEY
SUFFER IN REAL LIFE.
CARPAL TUNNEL, LACK OF PIGMENT,
VIRGINITY.
THEIR SALE.
>> PUSH IT.
>> IS THEIR LIFE.
WE DIDN'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH.
IT FLAKES THE UP IF I MOVE.
COME CLOSE TO ME AND CUP YOUR
HAND.
>> IF YOU COMMITTED AN ATROCITY
YOU WOULD BE LOCKED UP AND HAVE
TO FACE TRAIL AND THAT WOULD BE
PART OF YOUR GAME.
ARE WE SUGGESTING THIS?
>> I AM NOW.
I WANT REALISM IN MY GAME.
>> IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT REALISM.
GIVE ME REALISM.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE WAR GAME
THEN THERE WOULD BE WAR CRIMES
IN SAID WAR GAMES.
THERE WOULD BE LONG PERIODS
TALKING ABOUT WHO IS HOTTER,
JESSICA BIEL OR JESSICA ALBA.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
THE CAPTAIN IS AFTER US.
>> AND A LOT OF CLEANING
EQUIPMENT.
>> I'M TAKING YOU HOME NOW OR
YOU'RE TAKING ME HOME.
>> A LOT OF CPS REPORTS.
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU HOW
REALISTIC LEVEL FIVE IS.
I KNOW YOU'RE AT THAT LEVEL.
>> SHUT UP.
>> IT CUT LIKE A KNIFE BECAUSE
THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.
>> COMING UP, DIRK LASER HOOK.
BUCK DEFENDS HIS NEW BOOK.
THAT WAS RUINED BY PEOPLE
LAUGHING.
WHAT'S APPROPRIATE ATTIRE AT
WORK?
FOR ONE THING NO NUDITY.
HR HAD TO SPELL THAT OUT FOR
STEVE.
DO THAT ON YOUR OWN TIME.
>>> DO SHIRTS AND TIES HELP
PROFITS RISE?
INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS TIMES
WHICH BOUGHT THE STRUGGLING
MAGAZINE ISSUED AN EMPLOYEE HAND
BACK WHICH STRIPS GUIDELINES FOR
WORK ATTIRE.
BANNED CLOTHES ARE SWEATSHIRTS
AND HALTER TOPS.
THE HAND BOOK SAYS WELL GROOMED
BUSINESS STYLE HAIR OF NATURAL
COLOR IS REQUIRED AND TATTOOS
AND BODY PIERCINGS OTHER THAN
EARRINGS MUST BE COVERED.
LET'S DISCUSS.
JESSEI GO TO YOU FIRST FOR NO
PARTICULAR REASON.
>> I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.
>> DO YOU THINK THEY CAME UP
WITH THIS DRESS CODE BY WRITING
DOWN WHAT YOU WEAR AND JUST
PUTTING DO NOT IN FRONT OF IT.
>> THEY JUST TOOK PICTURES OF MY
CLOSET.
>> THERE'S NO DRESS CODE AT GOOD
NIGHTS IN RALEIGH, NORTH
CAROLINA WHERE I'M PERFORMING.
>> IS THAT RIGHT?
>> THERE WILL NOT BE.
THAT'S WHERE I WORK.
"NEWSWEEK" IS DOING THIS.
IT'S LIKE SHOWING UP TO THE LAST
REMAINING BLOCKBUSTER AND GOING
WHERE'S YOUR WAISTCOAT, MISTER.
>> DOES THIS GO TOO FAR OR TOO
FAR OR TOO FAR OR NOT FAR
ENOUGH?
>> I'M GOING SAY SOMEWHERE IN
THE MIDDLE.
JUST TO STEAL BUCK'S LINE FP I
HAVE I FEEL LIKE THERE'S LEE
WAY.
I WOULD MUCH PREFER TO HAVE IT
IN WRITING BEFOREHAND AND GO
FROM THERE.
>> WHY DID YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN
GIVING THAT EXAMPLE?
>> YOU MAKE OF IT WHAT YOU WILL.
>> I JUST HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN
BECAUSE I'LL HAVE TO BLEEP THAT.
>> REALLY.
I SAID [ MUTED ] THREE TIMES.
>> THERE'S AN ARTICLE ABOUT
DRESS CODE.
GOOGLE DOESN'T HAVE A DRESS CODE
AND EVERYONE SAYS IT'S THE BEST
PLACE IN THE WORLD TO WORK.
SHOULD THAT ATTITUDE APPLY TO
ALL PROFESSIONS?
>> IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU'RE
DOING.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL THE
EMPLOYEES OF GOOGLE DO.
WE HAVE THE SEARCH ENGINE.
IT'S BEEN THE SAME.
THEY CHANGE THE PHOTO ONCE EVERY
SIX MONTHS.
IT'S NOT EXACTLY A VERY EXCITING
THING.
IT'S LIKE FACEBOOK TOO.
>> THEY READ ALL OUR E-MAILS.
>> THEY HAVE TO TURN THEM OVER
TO OBAMA.
HE READS THEM HIMSELF.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW THAT.
THE DRESS CODE LIKE IF YOU
WORKED IN GOVERNMENT, PEOPLE ARE
SUSPICIOUS OF YOU IF YOU DRESS
NICELY.
THERE'S A DRESS CODE.
JACKET AND TIE BUT IT'S GOT TO
BE LIKE A LITTLE SIZE TOO BIG
AND LIKE A MUSTARD STAIN HERE.
THEY TURN INTO SPORTS WRITER IN
THE '60S.
>> BILL, HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO ASK YOU A QUESTION FOR
THIS STORY GIVEN WHAT YOU THINK
IS APPROPRIATE WORK ATTIRE SO
JUST GO AHEAD.
>> I PRETTY MUCH DRESS EXACTLY
THE WAY BUCK JUST DESCRIBED.
I WILL SAY THIS.
>> YOU WEAR FLIP-FLOPS.
>> I WEAR FLIP-FLOPS BECAUSE I
HAVE HORRIBLE BUNIONS.
>> YET YOU WEAR FLIP-FLOPS SO WE
CAN SEE THEM.
>> BECAUSE IT HURTS.
I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO THE
PROBLEMS WITH MY FEET.
IN THE 21st CENTURY, THE ONLY
DRESS CODE SHOULD BE CLOTHES.
IF YOU'RE WORKING FROM HOME,
AFTER A WHILE YOU FORGET ABOUT
THINGS.
SIGH YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A
FREELANCE ARTICLE AN YOU HEAR
THE DOORBELL AND YOU'RE PORKY
PIGGING IT.
YOU TIP THE GUY EXTRA BECAUSE OF
WHAT HE HAD TO SAY.
JUST WEAR CLOTHES.
THE MUSTARD STAINS WON'T BE ON
YOUR SHIRT.
>> EVEN IF GOOGLE PEOPLE WOULD
SAY SOMETHING.
>> WHAT ABOUT HAIR IS NATURAL
COLOR?
HOW WEIRD IS THAT?
>> THAT'S SO OFFENSIVE.
>> IT SAYS A NATURAL COLOR.
>> OH!
>> YOU CAN DYE IT BUT YOU CAN'T
DYE IT PURPLE.
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY HOW WOULD
THAT BE NATURAL.
>> IS THIS A CARPET DRAPE
SITUATION?
>> DOES THAT MEAN ANY COLOR THAT
EXISTS IN NATURE?
>> I THINK SO.
>> THERE'S PURPLE GRAPES.
>> YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH RED.
>> WHAT ABOUT MICRO MINIS?
>> WHAT ABOUT THEM?
>> MINI SKIRTS OKAY BUT MICRO
MINI.
>> THAT WAS CREATED BY A PERV.
>> THERE'S ONE WOMAN WHO DRESSES
IN IT AND TO ALL OF YOU OUT
THERE, WE APPRECIATE IT.
>> LET'S MOVE ONTO SOMETHING
LESS SEXIST.
REUTERS SENT OUT A
QUESTIONNAIRE.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BASED ON
ACTUAL GENDER BUT A PERSON'S
PSYCHOLOGICAL IDENTIFICATION.
THE CATEGORIES WERE MALE,
FEMALE, TRANSGENDER, FEMALE TO
MALE.
I'VE DATED ALL NINE.
BUCK, WHY DID YOU MUTTER FEW
WHEN I KNOW I READ PREFER NOT TO
SAY WAS A CHOICE?
>> I WAS GOING TO ANSWER TO BE
ANY QUESTION.
I PREFER NOT TO SAY.
>> WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE HOT
SECRETARY IN EVERY OFFICE AND
NOW YOU WANT TO ASK ME ABOUT
PEOPLE THAT QUESTION THEIR
GENDER.
>> THE RESULTS HELPED REUTERS
WIN 100% RATING FROM A CORPORATE
EQUALITY INDEX.
THEY GOT TO BE DOING SOMETHING
RIGHT, RIGHT?
>> IF THAT'S THE SELECTIVE
OPTIONS, I'VE NEVER TAKEN THAT
QUIZ.
I THINK THE QUESTION IS STUPID
TO SEND TO PEOPLE.
YOUR *** ORIENTATION DOES
NOTHING TO EFFECT THE WAY YOU DO
YOUR JOB.
>> DO THEY JUST WANT A SENSE OF
THEIR DEMOGRAPHICS F THEIR
EMPLOYEES?
>> MAYBE.
>> I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU WHAT
BOX DO YOU THINK ORANGE JULIUS
WOULD CHECK?
>> I DON'T SEE WHY THEY'RE
GETTING SO MUCH ATTENTION.
FOX NEWS HAS HAD A POLICY OF
EXPLORING GENDERS.
LOOK AT "RED EYE."
THEY HIRED YOU WHO IS ONLY 3%
HUMAN AND ROBOT, CAT, CARETAKER.
>> YOU WANT TO READ THAT AGAIN.
>> I WAS 99% --
>> DON'T MAKE FUN OF GREG.
HE'S NOT EXCITABLE.
>> BILL, I WOULD FALL UNDER THE
INTERCEPT CATEGORY.
WILL YOU BE MOVING OVER TO
REUTERS AND SAY YES?
>> I'VE MOVING FROM ONE GENDER
TO ANOTHER.
YOU'RE SAYING THAT IT WILL NOT
AFFECT YOUR JOB NO MATTER HOW
YOU FILL IT OUT.
THERE'S A BLANK AND THEY SAY
YES, PLEASE.
THAT'S AN ADDICT AND THEY ARE
PROBABLY SCROLLING FOR *** THE
ENTIRE TIME.
>> THERE'S AN ISSUE WITH
BATHROOMS.
YOU MAY NEED TO CHANGE UP YOUR
BATHROOM SITUATION.
>> THE BATHROOM SAYS WTF YOU CAN
GO EITHER WAY.
>> YOU CAN MIX AND MATCH.
>> I SAY GOOD FOR REUTERS.
YOU GO BOY, GIRL AND GENDER
***.
TIME TO TAKE A BREAK.
A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE FROM
TONIGHT'S MUSICAL GUEST.
>>> WOULD A COMPANY TOWN GET RID
OF FROWNS?
FACEBOOK IS SHELLING OUT 120
BUCKS.
THE COMMUNITY WILL HAVE
COMMUNITIES WITHIN ITS WALKING
DISTANCE.
AMENITIES WILL INCLUDE A SPORTS
BAR AND YOGA FACILITY.
DOES THIS SOUND APPEALING?
>> YES.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO CELEBRATION IN
FLORIDA?
>> I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE BECAUSE
I HAVE A SOUL.
>> I'D LOVE TO.
IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT LITTLE
TOWN.
>> THEY WON'T LET YOU PORKY PIG
IT.
>> IT'S KIND OF LIKE LIVING IN
MALL SO YOU'D PROBABLY LOVE IT.
>> I WOULD.
I DON'T WANT TOO MANY PEOPLE
SLEEPING IN THE STALLS BY THE
FOOD COURT BECAUSE THEN IT WILL
GET CROWDED.
>> THERE'S A REASON.
>> WHAT I THINK IS NICE IS THE
FACEBOOK COMMUNITY IS PROVIDING
A BICYCLE REPAIR SHOP AND A PET
SPA AND WOOD WORKING CLASSES.
THE BAD NEWS IS YOU HAVE TO LIVE
AROUND PEOPLE WHO ARE INTO
CYCLING AND PET SPAS.
>> DOES THIS SOUND LIKE THE
REFUSE TO GROW UP CULTURE LIKE
LET'S NOT GROW UP?
>> YEAH.
WHEN THE CEO WALKS AROUND IN A
HOODIE.
THERE SHOULD BE SEPARATION
BETWEEN THE WORKPLACE AND THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE.
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY PING-PONG
WITH YOU AFTER WE'VE WORKED FOR
12 HOURS.
IT'S IMPORTANT I GO HOME SO I
DON'T THROW THE PADDLE AT YOU
AND WE HAVE AN INCIDENT.
WHAT DO THEY DO ALL DAY?
PET GROOMING AND THIS OTHER
STUFF.
EVERY TIME I SEARCH FOR SUZE
SMITH THERE'S SOME GUY WHO POPS
UP ON MY SCREEN.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
>> WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR
SUZE SMITH?
>> I'M GOING GET AN E-MAIL FROM
SUZE SMITH.
HI.
THAT'S CREEPY.
>> I ASKED YOU TO IMAGINE WHAT
RICK LEVENTHAL OR JUDGE THAT
NAPOLITANO'S JOINT.
>> WE ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF THE
WHOLE FACEBOOK WORK ENVIRONMENT.
WORK IS PLACE.
PLAY IS WORK.
THEY HAVE THE BALL MACHINE.
THEY MADE IT BIG.
NOW WORK IS LIFE AND LIFE IS
WORK.
THIS SOUNDS HORRIBLE.
ALL I REMEMBER FROM "THE SOCIAL
NETWORK" IS THEY FIRED THE ONE
FUN GUY.
NOW LET'S GO PLAY SOME PADDLE
BALL.
>> YOU TAKE THAT PERSONALLY.
>> I SURE DO.
CALL ME SEAN PARKER.
>> WHEN I MOVED NEW YORK I HAD
AN INTERVIEW AT AN AD AGENCY TO
BE A WRITER AND I JUST REMEMBER
ALL AD AGENCIES ARE LIKE SO MUCH
FUNNIER.
WE STICK AROUND TILL 10:00 ON
FRIDAY AN THERE'S A BASKETBALL
HOOP.
I WAS LIKE [ BLEEP ] THIS.
I'M GOING TO BE A WRITER.
>> THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING A
WRITER IS TO BE AROUND OTHER
PEOPLE AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.
>> WHAT DID WE HAVE WHEN WE
SHARED A FLOOR WITH MYSPACE?
THEY HAD A BEER PONG TABLE.
>> THEY DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS A
BEER PONG.
IT WAS COLLECTING DUST.
>> DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT?
E-MAIL US.
GOT A VIDEO OF YOUR ANIMAL DOING
SOMETHING AND CLICK ON SUBMIT AT
VIDEO.
STAY RIGHT THERE.
>> BRAND NEW "RED EYE" IS
RETURNING MONDAY NIGHT AT 3:00
A.M.
>> E BLOCK, LAST STORY.
THAT'S THE LAST STORY.
>> MY FAVORITE GRAPHIC.
ARE YOU TOO OLD FOR YOUR
CLOTHES?
THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT
QUESTION FOR DETAILS WRITER
CATHERINE WHEELLOCK WHO TAKES
MIDDLE AGED MEN TO TASK FOR
DRESSING LIKE THEY ARE YOUNGER
THAN THEY ARE.
AMONG OTHER TYPES SHE DESCRIBES
THE MAN PUSHING 40 WEARING THE
CLOTHES HE WORE A DECADE AGO AND
THE BIKE WEARING THE LEATHER AND
EAR RINGS.
WHAT IT DOES IS GET MUCH, MUCH
LESS CUTE AS YOU AGE.
>> JESSE, AGAIN, I GO TO YOU
FIRST FOR NO REASON.
I WILL GO AHEAD AND GUESS YOU DO
NOT AGREE WITH THIS WOMAN?
>> YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY DOING
THIS ON PURPOSE, THIS IS THE
THIRD TIME I'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW
AND THE SECOND TIME ON THE
EPISODE THAT YOU HAVE HAVE
TALKED ABOUT NOT DRESSING YOUR
ACKNOWLEDGE, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
>> EVERY TIME I INVITED BILL ON.
THERE WAS A COINCIDENCE ABOUT
EDDIE MONEY'S HAIRCUTS, OR THE
PROPERTY OF IGUANA SKIN --
>> I'M STARTING TO FEEL BAD.
I DID NOT KNOW MY SKIN WAS SO
BAD.
>> WHEN YOU ARE THIS CLOSE TO
IT, IT'S CRAZY.
IT'S LIKE MY GRAND PA'S WALLET.
>> YOU ARE SWEATING A SPECIAL
SAUCE AT THE FOOD TABLE.
SAVE IT.
>> I AGREE TO AN EXTENT WITH IT,
THE AGING ROCKER IN PARTICULAR
LOOK ISSED A.
A LOT OF IT COMES TO HOW WELL A
GUY PULLS OFF A LOOK.
IF HE IS IN GOOD SHAPE AND 50 OR
WHATEVER HE CAN CERTAIN THINGS.
>> I AGREE WITH THAT.
IT THAT IS A LOT TO DO WIT, IF
IT'S A CUTE GUY, IT'S LIKE OKAY,
THAT IS FINE.
THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENT IN NOT
DRESSING YOUR AGE AND NOT
DRESSING APPROPRIATELY.
I DON'T SEE WHY IT MATTERS TO A
PERSON WHO IS AN OUTSIDER
LOOKING IN.
YOU CAN DRESS HOWEVER YOU WANT.
>> I'M ONLY HEARING THIS IS THE
KIND OF SEMIAGE APPROPRIATE.
>> SHE TOLD YOU SHE IS NOT
INTERESTED IN DATING YOU.
>> I KNOW THAT WAS INADVERTENTLY
WHAT SHE SAID.
SHE SMILED AND SHE IS PRETTY SO
I WAS LIKE, OKAY, THAT COUNTS.
>> DO YOU DRESS THIS WAY,
PROBABLY MOST OF YOUR LIFE AND
IT'S NEVER GOING TO CHANGE?
>> I THINK I'M ON MY 12 PAIR OF
BOATING SHOES ACTUALLY.
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I HAD MY
FIRST ASCOTT IN THIRD GRADE AND
I STILL HAVE IT.
I AM A PROPONENT OF WEARING OLD
MAN SNEAKERS.
I GO THE HE OTHER WAY.
I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S ONLY FOR
PEOPLE FROM CALIFORNIA, I WEAR
NEW BALANCE SNEAKERS BECAUSE
THEY ARE COMFORTABLE ON MY FEET.
>> THAT'S NOT OKAY.
NEW BALANCE, THAT IS NOT OKAY.
>> BILL, YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS.
>> I REALIZE MOST OF THE TIME I
WEAR A T-SHIRT AND JACKET, AND I
LOOK LIKE A COMEDIAN FROM THE'
80s.
I HATE IRONING.
IRONING SUCKS.
>> WE HAVE TO GO, THANKS TO OUR
PANEL.