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The first episode: "The Secret Mission of the flowers" I, Zundamaru, hate Zunda rice cake!
- What did you say?! - Did you just call me Never-gonna-get-girls- don't-got-a-smart-phone-maru!
As I thought, they're quarreling with each other.
Pretending to be one of them and suddenly punching the other in the face... My plan to get them in a fight and *** the secret letter will be a success!
I don’t have a face but I have quite a fearless smile on now.
-Alright I'm pissed! You wanna fight? - Bring it on.
- Ouch! - We can see straight through your cheap plan!
- Rather, we heard you just now. - Oh no! Was I saying it out loud?
- I'm gonna make you look like this! - Stop it!
Did he just get better-looking?
- I'll get you for this-ttebayo! - Get laughed at by everyone!
- Wow! He's so fine! - Handsome, go out with me!
Look at him! He's getting a real roasting. We get what we deserve, don't we?
Looks like he's getting the girls to me.
Hey, let's hurry. How far is it to Mote-"get the girls" Boku castle, Shakuremaru?
Oh, my smart phone is out of range.
Kaonashi is no good, either… Well then, kunoichi (female) ninja, Sayuri-chan!
- Yes. - There's no one else but you!
But…I'm just a secretary… I don’t know the arts of the ninja…
You've got to use your sex appeal. You are a kunoichi, aren't you?
- Sex appeal…? What do you mean? - Like this, "hey there, come and eat me~"
I was just showing you an example, I may die...
Just head out now!
- Shakure, are we there yet? - Wait a sec, I'm gonna turn on the 3G connection.
- Whatever, just gimme an answer! - Um, isn't that it...?
They're coming! What should I do?! I'm bad at throwing stars…
Can I hit them with these big ones?
Ouch!! Is there something like bird droppings on my head?
- Zundamaru, you're gonna die any minute! - My head feels so heavy...
Giv...give me the secret letter!
Here's someone again from Kouga!
Oh, it's a girl! Then, I'm not scared.
- No violence against girls, Shakure! - Hey, what do you think you're doing?
What's up with your firm face?
You must not be violent against girls, Shakure-agomaru.
Just Shakuremaru, Jyakomaru is my real name. By the way, how come your facial features are so firm now?
I don’t know why…but my head feels so clear now.
It seems that his face has been screwed tight by the throwing-star.
- Did you get hurt anywhere? - No...
- This must be the secret letter you are looking for. - Yes.
- Here you go. This is yours. - Really?
Of course young lady, any man in the world would do the same thing for a charming dame like yourself.
Well then, Adieu, Agassi.
Hey, is it OK? Zundamaru, you shouldn't have given the letter to her!
- Hahaha, good work, Sayuri. Now, give me that. - You ***!
- Gee, my head hurts real hard!!! - Oh, Zundamaru, you're finally sane.
What, did you just tell me that I gave the secret letter to the female ninja of Kouga?!
That's right, and for that we can't go on to the next year at school!
I have to go out with her, even just for three days!
That's not the issue now, and I don’t even know if three days is bold or timid.
Hey, you dropouts, you were alive! Good work.
- You're Ikesukane (Annoying) maru from the advanced class. - That's the nickname you gave him and his real name is Kiririmaru.
Thanks to you decoys, I safely delivered the secret letter to Mama-Boku castle.
- What? Were we just decoys? - By the way, who are these cute girls beside you?
They fell head over heels for me when I delivered the letter.
- You are so hot! - You are very handsome, I like you!
Hahah, can't be helped that girls are attracted to handsome boys!
Excuse me?! That handsome boy was supposed to be me!
Well, since you accomplished your mission alive, I'll negotiate with the principal to get you into a better class.
- Was there still such a cute girl like you in Mama-Boku castle? - You are the worst, prick!
- Ah, you must be the cute girl from Kouga. - Who are you?
- It's me! - I didn’t know that was controllable.
- I came to give this back to you. - Don’t worry about it, cuz I gave it to you as a present.
- It's a fake one anyways. - Is that so?
- Anyway...let's become friends. My name is Zundamaru. - I'm Shakuremaru. My real name is Jakomaru.
- I'm Sayuri. - I'm Chibimaru.
Hey Chibimaru, where have you been?
Kouga…is our enemy!!
No, that's not right, Sayuri-chan is from Kouga but she's a cutie so…
- Sayuri-chan! - I'm alrighty!
- Alrighty?! - Mr. Zundamaru, let's be friends, shall we kiss?
- No, thank you! - Wait, please be friends with me!!!
Life's hard!!