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Bruno: Alright everybody, this is Bruno and Onfire53 and that is DHTheGamer5.
Onfire & DH: Hello! Bruno: How is everyone? We are going to play
some Hardcore Minecraft because it is our day off today! So, we started up my test server
with a fresh Hardcore world. This is our second time, because our first try was literally
a failure. Onfire's channel will have the blooper reel.
(random player joins game) Bruno: I turn off the whitelist and random
people just start joining. Onfire: Music in Minecraft is really overpowering.
I need to turn down my music. DH: Someone is STARING at us. It is making
me feel uncomfortable. Okay, there he goes! He left.
Bruno: Bye! Hopefully, the won't come back while we are recording. Okay! Here we go!
DH: We scared them away. Onfire: We are punching pigs right now.
Bruno: Chasing this pig in the desert. Onfire: Give me your pork!!
Bruno: Hey look at this! Look at this!! Come here, come here!
Onfire: What did you find!? (Bruno snorts trying not to laugh)
Bruno: The same thing we found last game. Ha ha ha! When I died immediately, as soon
as we got there. Onfire: Ok lets not explore there immediately,
lets just build somewhere else. Bruno: I'm a pro!
Onfire: Wait a minute! There are sheep here. Sheep!
DH: I don't think the sheep were here last time.
Bruno: Grab the sheep! Onfire: Get the wool!
DH: I mean if we die, it won't really matter. Onfire: It will matter if we die, what are
you talking about? This is Hardcore! (DH grasps for a reply, somewhat speechless)
Bruno: He means, the sheep don't matter. DH: The beds is best to set your spawn point,
however, now... Onfire: If you want to fast forward time.
DH: Yeah but then we will need to kill 9 sheep in total. Or sheer some sheep. And I do have
some blocks. Bruno: I am now making wood planks and a crafting table.
Onfire: Awesome! DH: I have some wood planks, too.
Onfire: Wait, wait. I hear a zombie and it must be coming from underneath us. Okay, Whew!
Bruno: See, I am taking a different stance on it this time. We need some more blocks.
Come on up here. Onfire: Okay. I got 6 more wooden planks,
oh wait 5. Bruno: Alright bring them up here.
DH: Eureka! Nice! Very smart! (speaking on the craft table clogging the trap hole)
Onfire: Sticks and seeds. DH: I'm not picking up any sticks!
Onfire: Well, you might want to fix that. Bruno: Alright, hook it up with some wood
planks! Yo! DH: I'm getting a pick axe. Here's some whachamacallits.
A bunch of stuff. Fun stuff. I'm going to go get some stone.
Bruno: Here you go, you got a pickaxe? DH: Yes I have a pickaxe.
Bruno: Oh, Okay. Cool. Want a sword? DH: Ehh... (hesitantly) sure.
Onfire: (mocks DH) Ehhh. Bruno: Since you are going you can have this
one. It landed right next to that prickly cactus down there.
DH: I want to give it (the cactus) a hug! Bruno: Give it hugs and
see what happens! Onfire: Alright.
DH: Ok I see some sugar cane off in the distance. It
won't really help us much in this sense. Bruno: Do you have a bat onfire?
Onfire: I got everything, yep. (DH humms a song)
DH: Should we live in the mountain for the first night?
Bruno: I think we
are going to just live right here where I am at.
DH: Okay, well
you guys have to build around it. Onfire: Well, I'm going to
go get some cobblestone. (scene fades to the future)
DH: Okay, making a stone axe, a stone shovel, and a stone hoe.
Bruno: Yeah man! Ain't nobody want
no wooden hoes. Onfire: Yeah, those wooden hoes give you splinters.
Bruno: Splinter hoes! DH: It broke!
Bruno: Broke splinter hoes? hahah! (group laughs out loud)
(cut to
outro scene)