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Those Five Days I Helped You Chase The Girl
What's wrong? Why so gloomy?
Sighs.. It's my girlfriend. She keeps asking me to accompany her shopping, and I will end up paying for her every time.
Sighs.. Kinda miss the time when I was single.
Sighs.. I envy you. I don't even have a girlfriend. Wish I can find one before I graduate.
W-what?
Hehe, you like her?
She's so beautiful..
Ask her out then.
No, no, no. I don't dare. Besides, what do I say to her? I will definitely screw up!
Don't be nervous. Why don't I help you?
Help me? How?
I'll give you advice and you just need to follow them. It's called the "Five Days and the Girl is Yours" plan.
But, you must first help finish my Chinese homework for me.
Hmm.. Alright.
Great! We'll begin next week!
Wait, why five days?
Ermm.. Because I don't work on the weekends. I'll go first!
Day One
Alright, the girl's name is Li Na. She has class on Monday at 10.30 am, and will pass here at 10.15am.
Huh? How do you know all this?
Don't ask. Now what should you do?
I should go up and introduce myself?
Wrong! Girls like accidental meetings.
Make them feel like as if they are actresses in a Korean drama.
So, what you need to do is to bump into her when she walks around the corner. Then apologise, and walk away. I'll give you the signal.
(Both) Oh, sorry.
Good. Now we wait till 12.35. She'll walk past here again, and you'll bump into her again.
What? Again? She'll be annoyed if I do it again!
Just listen to me. And this time, when you bump into her, do it like this.
Alright, that's all for today. Let's go home.
What? That's all? I just made her annoyed. Will this really work?
Trust me. 4 more days to go.
Day Two
Day 2, what should I do today?
Exactly the same as yesterday
Again? Bump into her?
That's right.
Oh, here she comes!
Two hours later
Day Three
Alright, we'll do something different today.
Oh good! What will we do?
You'll try to bump into her again.
Isn't that the same as the previous days?
I said try. If there's no error in my calculations, something different will happen today.
You sure? Sighs.. Alright..
(Both) Hi... Bye....
Day Four
Oh, hi!
Good to see you without bumping into you.
Yes. It is weird though, how we keep bumping into one another.
My name is Fan Heng. What's your name?
My name is Li Na.
Your name sounds nice. I don't think I have seen you in other semesters. Are you in your second year?
Yes, you?
I'm in my final year.
Oh, so you're my senior.
Yes, and as your senior, I'd be more than happy to help you if you ever need any help.
You're so nice. Thank you.
You're welcome. So why is someone as pretty as you sitting all alone in this class? Where are your friends?
I messed up my timetable, so I'm alone here. How about you?
Hmm, I think they will be late.
Oh.. What's your major?
My major is engineering.
Oh, then why are you in a business class?
What class again?
Business.
Oh, I think I'm in the wrong class. Bye, I'll see you around!
Bye!
Day Five
Alright, today's the day. Are you ready?
Ready!
Very well. Today, your task is to rescue her from the hands of some of the bad guys I brought.
Wait, those are not the people... Hmm, whatever. Let's just see how it goes.
LET HER GO!
What if I don't?
I-I-I'll beat you!
Little boy!
Hmm, looks pretty bad. Guess that's my signal. OI!!
Are you alright? Why were you so reckless? You could have been hurt seriously!
That's alright. It's worthed it.
What do you mean worthed it? Why did you do that?
Because I like you.
Are you gay? I'm a guy!
WHAT!?!?!?
The End
Hi!
We hope you enjoyed our video, as we had enjoyed making it.
Yes. But the video does not have anything to do with anyone dead, or alive. If it does, it is pure coincidental.
And we are not gay.
That's right. We're men.
We like women. We REALLY like women.
Alright, then. Till next time!