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It's cool.
Last time I went to the casinos, I won $53.
CHRIS: You see, that morning,
I lost a $53 pair of sunglasses.
My girlfriend at the time, she was pissed.
She gave them to me.
But out of spite, I went back in there
and won my money back.
(laughs)
Five minutes on that blackjack table.
Whoo-hoo!
So you from Mexico or Guatemala?
Mexico.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Know how to cook that Mexican food?
TERESA: Yeah, I do.
My grandmother taught me how to cook.
Hell yeah.
(sniffing)
Yeah, I like women that can cook.
I could sit still for that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
CHRIS: Truth is, when it comes to me and food,
I'm so country, the last time I had a seven-course meal,
it was possum and a six-pack of beer.
(sniffing)
Oh, good ***.
(sniffs) Oh, yeah.
How about you? You want to do a line?
TERESA: No, I'm good.
I like my women high.
And can cook.
(yells)
CHRIS: Wendell!
(gunshots)
(groaning)
WENDELL: Ah, ***.
Oh, ***.
WOMAN: Hey, hey, hey, be careful.
He pumped that sucker.
***.
You got more guts than you could hang on a fence.